Who /pissjugs/ here?
I've got a mini-fridge full of Rolling Rock (in the bottle of course) and two giant jugs of piss that I just emptied. There is a windstorm outside, but I got a battery back up surge protector for my gaming rig, so it's going to be some cozy Fallout 4 playing.
>Windstorm
Where do you live at, homeslice?
>>24337039
seattle area, broski
>>24337056
Eh, not near me, but there's also a windstorm going on here.
In my life I filled like, 100 bottles worth of piss. Haven't done it in a year though.
>>24337056
kitsap county here homie. power is out everywhere but my little area.
feels comy bro
>>24337122
grats. it's a tough habit to break. I did it once for a few months once the smell got so bad that I ended up having to steam clean the carpets in my room because of all the piss dribble. But once I fell back in it was like riding a bike. Sure beats going to the bathroom. I also get a strange pleasure in watching the jug slowly fill up with yellow gold.
Why not just go use a toilet?
>>24337222
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFFF NORMIEEE AHHHHH
>be me, 18
>several months ago
>drink milk a lot
>have a gallon jug out with about an inch of milk left
>get drunk
>wake up in the middle of the night having to piss
>piss into the milk jug, shove under bed
>use it a few more times when im either drunk or just tired nd dont want to get up to go piss in the toilet
>eventually i just forget about the piss/milk jug
>months pass
>have sex with some fat bitch from okcupid a few times on that bed
>eventually i start to notice a smell
>with the right draft of air, i smell some kind of rotten, sour stench
>think its just me
>aafter a few days its getting worse
>oh god
>i remember the milk jug
>it's been fermenting for months under there
>take like 5 trash bags worth of stuff out from under my bed until i find it
>it smells worse than death
>pull it out
>WHAT THE FUCK ITS ON MY HANDS
>run it to the toilet, where i dispatch the jug's contents, gagging
>turns out the sour, acidic mixture of severely rotten milk and ancient piss actually rotted a tiny hole in the bottom of the jug and it had been leaking
>dump a bunch of carpet cleaner all over the area under my bed
that was kind of a wakeup call...i take care of my room a little better now. and i will assure you, everything in this greentext is 100% the truth
>>24337299
I feel you bro. We've all had a situation like that with piss jugs. It is a wakeup call. I'm just more careful now.
>>24337222
Because that is far away and I have to leave my room, and it uses water. That's not green. It's much more environmentally friendly to use a piss jug.
>>24337372
you live in washington state, you don't have to conserve water you mongoloid.
>>24337299
Then post some images.
>>24337406
i would have, excuse me but in the heat of that moment, when i was nearly puking from the stench, i didnt think to take pictures. i just wanted to dispose of it as quickly as possible
>>24337222
>missing the point of the joke
This board might be Reddit toilet humor central, which isn't anything to think about, but what kind of answer do you expect here? "flushing is scary :(("?
>>24336984
Did you kill your son or nuke Boston
>>24337609
Haven't gotten there yet. 10 hours in, and this is my first Fallout game.
All nite every nite but i'm homeless.
