How do you cope with having a semon demon as a mother?
As a beta virgin, how do I hook up with a hot granny?
Every Succubus is a semon demon ...
Thoughts of my mum sucking dicks feel weird tho :/
>>24336298
My mom was a fat 33 year old reject who ensnared a beta provider after a single drunken night.
I hate her so fucking much.. I wasn't allowed to have friends or video games, just TV and homework
Decently hot used to be, still kind of is. Coped with it by having us a fling a few years ago.
>>24336298
Yep, I have nudes of her too that I found on her laptop.
>>24336326
>As a beta virgin, how do I hook up
The answer will always be "You don't"
>>24336389
She coped with being hot by having a fling? What?
>>24336332
And you still turned out awful, damn.
>>24336389
>>24336447
Oh, sorry. Didn't see the "us".
Why on earth would you fuck your mom?
>>24336447
No that's how I coped with it. I wouldn't say she coped with anything.
>>24336474
Greentext or stop lying, faggot
>>24336474
She coped with that dick amirite?
>>24336474
Did the same with mystepsister
Can't imagine how you find your mom attractive
>>24336298
I don't. It's fucking hard
>Parents had me young as fuck
>Mom is only 36
>I'm 20
>My father left us
>She's always telling me I look just like him
God damn. I WANNA WRECK IT
>>24336473
Because despite trying to turn into Chad I was still without success. She made the moves on me and I went along with it mostly out of desperation but it helped that she was attractive.
>>24336486
>tfw no gf through high school
>Spent the last two years getting /fit/ but still no gf
>Mom obviously noticed though and made me feel good about it
>She started getting inappropriately close towards the end of senior year but I played along
>About a month after graduation we were fucking
Started around prom when I couldn't go so she took me out on a "date". That's when things got weird but I didn't stop it.
>>24336514
I'm not attracted to her she's my mom. But she has conventionally good looks and a good body. No feelings like that for her but it wasn't hard to get it up for her.
>>24336535
You'll be putting your dick in the same place your dad's dick has been.
>>24336655
Worse, he'll be putting his dick in the place he came from.
>>24336603
Literally the worst wincest greentext I've ever seen. I'm not even slightly hard. I'm very, very ashamed, anon.
>>24336696
Sorry mang, it wasn't like some porno plot or forbidden love novel. There was a physical attraction between us and we acted on it. It became a normal relationship that lasted a couple years so it's pretty boring to talk about, apart from us being related.
>>24336728
Not even any detail though ;-;
>>24336757
What kind of detail you want senpai?
>>24336775
Was she good at blowing?
Both my sister and my mom have been obese for as long as I can remember, so that's never been a problem thankfully. No boyfriends for my sister either so that's nice
>>24336775
Did you cum inside her? Did she swallow loads? Did you lick the canal from which you were born?
>>24336298
>Dad - doctor, widowed when he was young
>Mom = his nurse in private practice
>When they married he was 39 and she was 19
>Dad = 6'2", black hair, hazel eyes, broad shoulders, deep voice
>Mom = 5'0", blonde, blue eyes, slim with a cups
>Had me when he was 40 and she was 20
>followed by 6 sisters and a brother
>All sister look *just like* our mom
>Me and brother look *just like* dad
>Growing up friends all crushed on my mom and my sisters
>Mom and dad truly in love, devoted to each other
How did my brother and I deal with it?
We both only date tall, busty brunettes
>>24336840
you seem to have a loving and supportive family. how did you end up on r9k?
>>24336435
>tfw I will never cup two half-deflated saggy ole' tittays
>tfw I will never bury my face in her hollow rib bones between those used up milk bags
Why even live.
>>24336298
The doctor will see you now
>>24336794
Not really no. I mean she got the basics but her bjs weren't amazing. I don't have anything to compare her to but I hear tell some girls giving amazing head.
>>24336831
Yep. She had an implant so no worry about cumming inside. She did swallow so I guess there's that plus to her bjs. I went down on her during foreplay. Mostly clit focus though.
>>24336919
That's fucked up, you disgusting freak.
>>24336919
Does it feel weird being face to face with your mom smacking each others mouths into one another?
>>24336919
Do you have a photo of her body?
>>24336891
Can I reschedule with somebody who isn't a fraud?
>>24336864
Research paper
Yes, really
>tfw you will never have a honey camping experience where you lick the honey off of each other so the "bees don't get you"
yea, i was the kid with a 'hot mom'
all my friends were like in love with her
>>24336419
Uhh, post them?
>>24336948
Of course it is. Why do you think I'm here?
>>24336991
That's always weird but if you just focus on the attraction part of it it's easier to get on with. At least that worked for me. I never stopped to dwell on that it's mom I'm getting into this with. Just that it was part of the relationship and made us feel good. I think she was into the taboo aspect of it but I wasn't.
>>24337021
No nudie pics but I might do of her clothed. Let me see if I can't dig around to find one that doesn't give away too much, even if I have to crop her head.
>>24336419
Post them you nigger. As if we even need to ask...
>>24336535
Just do subtle stuff like walking around her naked or making perverted jokes around her. Leave your door open while you masturbate.
>>24337390
Post the pics bro
>>24337390
op never delivers ;-;
I know this is like asking chickens about flying but is there any way to fish for older women that want some regular young cock with no strings attached?
I've had a neighborhood old lady hit on me once but she was beyond fuckable so I steered clear of that shit.
>>24338332
Chickens can fly you mong
