>you will NEVER be a Japanese schoolgirl
>you will NEVER wear an adorable sailor uniform to school
>you will NEVER TRY YOUR BEST throughout the day
>you will NEVER participate in the culture festival
>you will NEVER be cute and pure
>you will always be a mid-20's American man
What's the point of living?
uh, it's not very healthy to want to BE a girl.
rather, you should want to fuck one.
>>24334085
there is no point of living. you know this, everyone on /r9k/ knows this. stop asking you fucking redditor
>>24334145
Get out normie.
I want to BE a Japanese schoolgirl. Not fuck one. Fucking one would spoil her purity.
>>24334159
but you're a man
that's wrong!
>>24334158
*tips fedora*
Nihilism is babby's first philosophy tier
>>24334145
porque no los dos?
fuck you robot this is absolutely original
>mfw I don't live in a conformist society
>mfw I live in a country that has land
>mfw I live in a country that rules the world
>mfw I live in a country that has a hundred bases on Japanese soil
>mfw I am the most powerful gender and skin color in the world
>mfw I don't bleed out of my privates for a third of my life without dying
>mfw I have things to live for other than getting married to some boring azn guy that works sixty hours a week
>mfw still cute and pure
>mfw I always try my best
Being a nip girl would suck dick
>>24334158
>>24334187
Ahh, two morally truth-apt metaphysical outlooks clashing together as though they aren't basically identical. How adorable.
>>24334355
this desu
>mfw don't have to study 26 hours a day from the day I say my first word
>mfw not expected to weigh no more than 80 pounds
>mfw don't have to sacrifice my adult life for the sake of Boss-san and the company
>mfw not part of a dying country
>you will NEVER fuck a Japanese schoolgirl
>you will NEVER make her wear an adorable sailor uniform while fucking
>you will NEVER TRY YOUR BEST to make her tap out from cumming so much
>you will NEVER fuck someone so cute and defile someone so pure
>You will always be stuck with mid-20's American bitches and hos.
Whats the point of fucking?
>>24334581
Dude if you're white you can walk into Japan and fuck a different girl every day, just use the internet. There are so many women there that want to fuck a westerner, some of them even virgin, some of them bareback. Being white and particularly tall and blonde is basically being chad in nipland.
Unless you're a nignog, beaner, kebab, oobidoob, gook or fattie, in which case, hahahahahahahhahaa
>>24334355
>most powerful gender
If you're a member of the most powerful gender then get out of here roastie.
>>24334085
This is the only issue I have with anime, there is always a melancholy underpinning to my butterflies i get, knowing i live in this 3d world. Anime is too good sometimes.
Also
>you will never subtly roll into your friend for lifes sleeping bag at a sleepover
>you will never take baths together
>you will never wear animal onesies
>you will ALWAYS have fucking facial hair and a deep monotone.
Fuck me, just, fuck this gay fucking Earth
>>24334896
Men are much more powerful. Just because you're weak against pathetic flabby floppy women don't think that the world is. This world is ran by rich white men.
>>24334085
>>you will NEVER TRY YOUR BEST throughout the day
this got me. this got me so good.
>>24334988
>tfw you won't experience the affectionate and cute relationships girls do with each other
this hurts too much senpai.
>>24335086
You could have those if you wanted, just be gay. that's exactly what a gay guy+girl friendship is.
>>24335044
Yea OP that was very on the spot.
>>24335108
I wouldnt even know where to start. Is real life actually like anime for some people?
>>24335108
How hard would it be to pretend?
The sad thing is I'd almost seriously consider trying.
>>24334085
>you will always be a mid-20's American man
Actually you'll hit your 30s, 40s, 50s and eventually die
>>24334355
>being a Japanese girl would suck dick
Yes it's true. They suck big American cocks
>>24335219
true, but for us forever alone losers it will feel like centuries till we reach 30 and then thousands of years till we get to 40.
>>24335196
Well, idk it's easy for me because I'm actually hardcore bisexual, so if I don't want to try to fuck a girl but I want to be her friend I just intro myself as gay. It helps if you talk about being gay I guess. Talk about guys and talk about interpersonal relationships. Have a mancrush like pic related. etc etc idk. Just be gay it's not hard. Browse /d/, trap threads and avatarfag threads until you're a faggot.
>>24335167
Girls are more into talking about superficial inconsequential bullshit and having lighthearted good times so it's more like anime irl than hanging with guys.
>>24335219
Not if I successfully kill myself first.
>>24335262
I mean, I have occasionally had bisexual thoughts. Like having kind of a crush on a close friend that was hot. Or a dream of another friend where I gave him a blowjob with his girlfriend.
So it wouldn't be a complete lie... do friendships really work better with women when you're "gay"?
>>24335336
Yes absolutely they work better, they treat you more like a girlfriend and you get to have girltalk. Things are more, idk, "formal" isn't the right word with straight relationships. "cautious", maybe? if you're gay they just open up and talk about stupid shit and say really embarrassing things about themselves they wouldn't say to someone who was straight, and you should really be doing the same. You have to actually not want to fuck them, though, or pretend 100% that you don't, or it won't work.
Girltalk isn't as interesting as guytalk but it's a lot more relaxing, it's a good thing to have in your life.
Also, exposure causes gayness. If you're already having gay thoughts it shouldn't be hard for you. I've gone from 98% straight -> 90% gay in almost a decade of browsing 4chan, /d/ and trap threads are definitely the cause. I thoroughly enjoy being gay and I highly recommend it.
>>24335011
The most oppressed and downtrodden in our society are also men, you feminazi scum.
>>24335411
10/10 filename desu, perfect for that face
>>24335255
Listen to dubsanon-Senpai
Im only 22, I feel like I should be around 30 by now.
I graduated high school four years ago, but it feels like Ancient Egypt looking at all my old stuff
>>24335478
Yes, but it is their choice to be there. Take it from someone who's been homeless and keked before going on to make a hundred thou. Women are in shitty situations because they are mentally incapable of being otherwise. Men have the power to rise above. Just because you're weak doesn't mean your gender is. Suck it up, wuss.
>you will never be a kawaii Japanese school girl
>you will never giggle shyly and have bentos with other kawaii friends
>will never wear pig tails
>will never work at a maid cafe
>will never walk around Tokyo with my kawaii friends in our school uniforms
>will never have fat rosey cheeks
>will always be a black woman in her mid 20s
>>24335556
>unapologetically supports male disposability
>man up
I genuinely hope you die slowly and painfully after watching society collapse due to men going their own way in reaction to attitudes like yours.
>>24335707
Society is already collapsing m8, globalized capitalism is a short-stint structure, grab what you can while you can or get crushed.
>>24335789
And male disposability played a large part in that collapse.
>>24335843
Maybe? Not that it really matters. You can benefit from the collapse if you like, it's within your power.
Regardless, bitching about society thinking of men is disposable is literally the same logic that formed the feminist movement applied to the opposite gender. Quit being such a meninist "I deserve things because I exist waaahh" little bitch. If you want something, take it.
>you will always be a mid-20's American man
Lol'd hard
It's so true
>>24335411
I appreciate your advice. You have a lot of good points.
Out of curiosity, have you dated men? Do they ask about that or think it's weird if you haven't? Has anyone tried to set you up with a guy before?
>>24334355
>>24334414
The point is, you don't live in an ANIME. Jesus, nobody here wants to live in Japan that badly.
Anime is full of lazy girls, but theyre qts so it doesnt matter
>>24335898
You are the one who believes that women deserve better treatment than men simply for being born women.
>>24335943
Well, my chick friends know my dating history and about my oneitis, and that I don't date anybody at all. I've been teased by them about guys that I've told them I find attractive but no they've never even remotely gone through the trouble of trying to set something up. Just take a "I don't date" stance or something, idk. It's what I do except I legitimately don't date.
It'll really be better if you get gay. You don't necessarily have to even be gay, being "basically gay" works just as well. "I'm bi, I like dating women blabla but it's really rare, I'm mostly just attracted to guys." and as long as you aren't being spaghetti/flirty around them they will assume you are "basically gay" towards them. idk, social dynamics are weird, you really just gotta immerse yourself into it and trial+error. Crash a few cars to learn how to not crash cars.
>>24335953
wow that's like being literally angry that unicorns aren't real
>>24336135
And yet, its all we have
>>24334085
Mid-20's GERMAN man.
But the rest points it out pretty accurate, yes..
>>24334085
>life is like my animus: the post
Fuck off. Life in Japan is shitty and you know it.
>>24334085
I'll stay in my mid-20s forever? Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.
