Post beta males being beta itt.
i hmmmm'd to be quiet honest family
>>24332563
Why doesn't he just carry her in his arms?
>>24332563
This is more "Third Worlders being hysterical" than "beta males being beta"
>>24332583
Only Chad gets to carry her.
>>24332583
That would be rape, silly boyim.
>>24332583
he's bringing her TO Chad
ew water!
>>24332583
probably because the koran forbids touching a woman you are not married to
man up and carry me!
>>24332583
hes a beta kek, not strong enough
>>24332583
u bee a kek
>>24332583
Because he probably has shit on his hands from not pooing in the loo.
>>24332628
It's not just water though, there's usually rat piss mixed in there.
the risk of catching leptospirosis when floods like those happen is pretty high.
>>24332792
ty for the tip whiteknight
>>24332639
Well to be fair he does have boots spesifically for it while she doesn't and this makes her look up to him and she will put out with all kinds of kinky sex straight after it.
t: woman pro
>>24332816
I'm not a white
I'm just clarifying that it's pretty dangerous to walk through street floods.
Wtf robots? The guy's just being nice. Are we all acting like Chad's now?
>>24332841
>it's pretty dangerous to walk through street floods
I doubt it, do you have any stats to back that up?
Unless you have compromised immune system or some open wounds I imagine you're unlikely to get hurt by just walking through flood water.
>>24332857
>just being nice
this is what betas believe
>>24332872
http://www.who.int/water_sanitation_health/diseases/leptospirosis/en/
You can catch leptospirosis by merely coming into contact with rodent urine, since the rat population in most big cities is pretty high their urine usually gets mixed with the flood water.
Taking care of women doesn't make you beta cuc.k.
Lol /r9k/ is in it's " girls dont like nice guys so i'm going to pretend to be what i think alpha guys are
"
>>24332975
Bending over backwards because of pussy does.
>>24332857
>>24332975
found the beta kucks
The trick is to only help her rarely, instead of just trying to whiteknight woman 24/7. Of course /r9k/ doesn't know that, they think being cold and distant is going to work for them. Protip; it won't, you're not attractive.
t fembot
>>24332933
I meant numbers, there's plenty of diseases you can catch all the time it's a question of likelihood.
>During outbreaks and in high-risk groups, 100 or more per 100 000 may be infected.
Doesn't seem "pretty dangerous" to me, you have to catch it through open wound or mucous membrane.
>>24332639
>you will never carry and caress a girls thighs with her stockings on
why live
>>24333063
100 in 100,000 is a fairly high incidence rate for a disease
>>24332639
that's his daughter you wierdo
Man, I thought I was in /b/ for a moment with the amount of pretentious cocks here.
>>24332607
>boyim
haven't heard that one before desu
>>24333080
I'm just going off what anon said
>the risk of catching leptospirosis when floods like those happen is pretty high.
I wouldn't really say that 1/1000 is pretty high.
>>24332583
they are irrational sandniggers, if you touch a women in public you both get stoned to death or hang
>>24333059
another classic example of women not knowing what they want and just fucking lying to keep betas out
>>24333132
In an urban area that's bad.
>>24333157
Why does that matter?
I'd be more worried about the guy carrying her and rolling an ankle or scraping himself in the murky water.
>>24333132
>I wouldn't really say that 1/1000 is pretty high
That would result in thousands of people getting sick in a major city.
>>24332563
that guy is alpha as fuck and a genius hero
>>24333290
I know but I'm not talking macro level, I'm just saying in terms of personal risk it doesn't seem that bad. That it seems bad is more a testament to modern hygiene and disease control imo.
If someone told me to carry them across the street because there was a 1/1000 they'd get sick I'd tell them to fuck off.
>>24332792
>tfw I used to 'swim' in those dirty street rivers so often when I was a kid
hail mexico bitch
>>24333371
What if it was a qt girl whose boobs you'd get to feel on your back because of it?
>>24333463
This is why the mortality rate in Mexico is so high.
>>24333469
Oh whoa
I forgot you could feel boobs on your back from doing this
I should go to flooded areas and ferry girls with huge boobs in my back
>>24332563
Fug off. It's in Egypt. Women in Egypt aren't whores, just look at how she dresses. He's being a gentleman.
>helping a woman
Only if you're a kek desu.
>not treating women like literal garbage
I don't view them as people and will never treat them as people. They are good as fuck dolls and that is it.
inb4 bitter virgin meme
>>24333059
>t fembot
Hahaha good one!
>>24333960
>He's being a gentleman
the beta male's favorite phrase
>>24333960
he's being a shitlord. how dare he infantilize her like that? she's not a delicate flower, oppressor. she can walk on her own, she doesn't need you chair-assistance-raping her.
>>24333091
>>24332639
Exactly, grill looks ~17, man looks early 50s
>>24332639
Found the story, not actually his daughter
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2556293/Lapping-Queens-doorstep-As-floods-hit-Windsor-nearby-villagers-flee-homes-swamped-swollen-Thames.html
>not just taking one chair and running
>>24332563
>beta males being beta
Pic related is preeminent in that regard.
>>24333059
b.b.but It does work for me
>>24334705
Should just tell her to clean it up when she gets the chance.
Pathetic baka desu senpai
>>24332563
y'all niggas going easy-mode.
>>24335214
A girl touched my arm yesterday while talking to me.
My week is now am
>>24335223
ewww desu
>>24335214
>getting keked whilst being between her legs
hes gonna hurt others or possibly himself
>>24333013
Thisis exactly what's happening
>>24335214
would literally just shoot myself on the spot if that happened
>>24334705
>If I wasn't single and I had a girlfriend
Hmmmmmm
>>24334705
what the fuck, this girl shit the bed and he is saying he will care for her? I would tell her to not poop in my bed and to take a fucking shower. Disgusting
>>24335214
Fucking dropped, literally
its better to ignore them than to whiteknight them. you redditors are always so stubborn when it come to choices. "your alternative sucks so therefore my shitty alternative should work"
if youre going to lose the fight anyway, just dont show up to the fight at all. its less embarrassing to just walk away
>>24333059
>Fem""""""""bot""""""
Hilarious.
>>24336940
>shit the bed
guess again
>>24332639
>pic related
>"man up and carry me!"
what do?
>>24337972
Why is there a hippo in my house?
>tumblr
Kek it would be
>>24334705
>if i wasnt single
>if i wasnt
>single
>single
what a fag
>>24337972
die happy as she crushes my 5'5 120 lb frame
>>24333063
>through open wound
Which is easily achieved when walking through muddy water with fuck knows what inside. I must be autistic for even replying.
>>24335223
The autism poor guy he looks like the guy who was engaged to this fat pig who made him take lie detector tests is it the same guy?
>>24332563
You're confusing things. This is humans being humans.
>>24337972
No need, according to the aquatic ape theory she has the good genes to survive the flood.
>>24333371
>macro scale does not apply to the individual
>Getting disease filled water counts as a mere "getting sick"
Anon pls
>>24339359
Feminist science is always top kek.
>>24332563
this is the sweetest thing ever!!
>>24336776
Lol this ones just a joke to be honest family
>>24339597
This MUST be satire. It's too far gone to be anything else.
>>24339359
>filename
hue
>>24336940
>poop in my bed
>poop
when your such a virgin that you dont know a girl's anatomy works
>>24333059
That valiant man. Instantly redeems all shitskins for their crimes past, future and present.
>>24337972
nah ur fat u deserve 2 die
