>tfw no Mature lady to give you a goodnight wank before sleep
Tbh I told my mom in a conversation I wouldn't fuck her (she was the one that was talking about it) but I probably would. I'm so lonely.
>>24331669
Why would this even come up in a conversation?
>>24331669
What? Are you serious? Context
>>24331669
Sounds like a story...
>>24331768
>>24331752
>>24331703
It was just a thing.
>go to Latino restaurant
>mother and I talking about her relationship with my stepdad (it's pretty rough)
>mother looks younger than she is, I look older, but we're still both gingers and shit
>waitress thought we were on a date
>mother said something insinuating sex with her or mother's in general and she laughs a bit to herself
>I flat out say something like no mom I don't want to have sex with you
>conversation continues normally
>>24331658
Eww old people sex is bleh
>>24331801
What are you a fag or something?
>>24331801
>no mom I don't want to have sex with you
lol, did you get your chicken tendies at least?
I think her tits have had an argument. I could drive a bus through there.
>>24331801
it is not unheard of for a mom to take on her adult son as her new boyfriend and pass themselves off as unrelated so their relationship is socially accepted, I say go for it bro
Incest in real life really isn't that great. Even when it's between consenting adults. It's just weird. I shared a bed with a cousin for a year and she used to jerk me off at night. Years later we can't even look each other in the eye anymore because of all the things we did.
>>24331822
Sloppy granny pussy is bleh
Late-30 to early-60 qt MILF pussy is heaven, especially if they've kept the body right and tight
>>24331954
Christmas cake!
Don't believe what they say about loose cunts. I remember a mom of two being quite narrow. Perhaps she just hadn't done anything in years.
Anyone wanna trade moms? I fuck yours and you fuck mine. We both get what we want.
>>24331801
>no mom I don't want to have sex with you
You idiot
>>24331658
Started to fap, then i saw the framed photo in the background. Toppest of keks!
>Tfw slutty older neighbour moving out
>>24332849
Maybe you'll get a new one in return.
