Good morning worker drones!
How are you on this fine Tuesday?
My asshole is broken, internal prolapse.
I wish I hadnt analplayed, I would be hitting the gym everyday, but i cant lift heavy weights without risking full prolapse.
Considering an hero...
>>24331700
How foes it feel? I might have rekkt my anus too.
Tell me how to get American neetbuxx, o wise one
>>24331656
just got back from work, watching coworkers be buddy buddy and working with their gf's makes me feel so alone and worthless, which is what I am.
>>24331817
Sorry slaver friend, it would cut into my lucrative benefits hustle
I worked 12 hours from last night to this morning. I've just been swimming around in my own thoughts for the most part, I think everyone knows I'm a weirdo at this point, they all seem to avoid me but all know each other. I feel so alone. I haven't been eating enough either. I just hate my life so much I don't know what to do. I often think how easy it would be to put a shotgun in my mouth and explode my head, but obviously I haven't done it yet, I guess I figure I owe my family for their investment into me.
>>24331656
are neets the buddhists of the 21st century?
they have given up all human desires in search of memes
>>24331656
>that picture
>being happy
>self improvement
go back to reddit and facebook you failed normie trash you are not a robot you are not welcome here
NEETs and wagekeks are each others greatest ally.
Yes, they value each others existence, because both give the other a reason to live. The wagekeks live to provide for the NEET, giving them a sense of satisfaction and pride for helping another human being.
NEETs live to take the wagekeks' money, for a NEET cannot waste time on these earthly pursuits. Thanks to the altruism of the wagekeks, a NEET can fully focus on his divine studies.
/r9k/ used to be filled with self-hating, confused existentialists. But thanks to NEET philosophy, all can now find peace and purpose.
>>24331656
How to into neetbux in UK?
>>24331971
No, they seek to cause suffering in others.
>>24332473
This new meme is not good. /r9k/ is for robots who enjoy their NEETdom. If you want sad pathetic shells of "men" (I use that term loosely), go to Wizardchan.
Enjoying being NEET doesn't make you a failed normie. If anything, not enjoying your NEETdom just proves that you wish you were a normie yourself.
>>24331656
Thisquestion demands answers.
>>24332473
Spotted the Reddit import
Stay mad kid, stay mad
>>24331700
>>24331749
What were you guys doing to break your assholes?
>>24333565
> not shoving stuff up your ass.
Back to /soc/ you failed normie
>>24333750
>shoving stuff up your ass.
like what?
>>24333810
Cucumbers for one. Dragon dildos. Remote controls even. Anything that won't break really. Just if its food put on a condom on it unless you just intend on throwing it put after.
