>"Uuuhh!...Anon, it's in so deep!
>"good thread OP!"
add that to your list
>FORTH EORLINGAS
Why live
>>24331631
>youre my everything anon
>are you SURE you're a virgin?
>A-anon... I'm sorry that happened, but we've gotten so close and it's New Years and maybe my resolution can start tonight?
'You are an evil person' are an example of words which I never will into existence, not only here, but anywhere.
>>24331631
>I will NEVER leave you
>>24331631
never where?
> I love you anon
> you're my everything
> you're the only one for me
>It's okay, I don't mind if you call me Mommy.
>Sure, you can rub my feet anytime you want.
>>24331631
>tfw i've heard these words from every girl i've fucked
theres nothing quite like that primal feeling you get when you're hurting a girl with your cock.
listening to her wince after thrust.
im drooling just thinking about it.
>>24331631
>i missed you
>i couldnt live without you
>i love you with all my heart
No Comrade there's a landmine there
>>24331772
>things that never ever happened
>>24331790
>>24331738
fuck you guys, I didn't need this
>>24331790
more like
>words you believed but turned out to be lies
>Anon is one of my most trusted friends
>hey, I'll always have your back ok
>All I care about is your happiness, not your title
>Anon, we're rich!
>>24331631
what if you used a big dildo on her.. you dun fucked up desu
> here
>>24331798
are you fucking gay?
stop jerking off so much and then maybe you'll be able to factor in other stimuli besides the nerve endings in your dick.
>>24331805
hahaha you wish it didn't happen.
>>24331638
heehheehehe
kek
>March for the glory of the Motherland!
>>24331878
>mfw anon is lying on 4chan
>>24331631
some girls say this to me, the petite ones.
>father, I want you to fuck me
>>24331878
Lying is bad, anon.
>>24331878
Anon there's no need to prove how chadlike you are on a board of virgins. We all know you're a pent up homosexual like the rest of us.
>>24331936
i do like wieners too ;)
>>24331931
LOL
>>24331904
>>24331925
yeah i made all of that up in order to feel good about myself tricking anonymous users into thinking i'm the shit. :^)
>I love you
What I actually hear instead from other peoples.
>You're aggressive.
>I hate you
>Everyone only tolerate you.
>>24331863
>All I care about is your happiness
STOP
>come on anon... we have kebab that needs to be removed
>I agree that candles are a wildly dangerous fire hazard and should be illegal to use in any residence that has more than one unit
Why the fuck do normies defend this shit?
>hurr let's just leave an actual open flame unattended and surely it will be fine
>It's okay, you don't need to fake being strong anymore. You can be yourself with me, it's all going to be okay. You don't have to be afraid anymore, just relax.
>>24331991
>BEING THIS ANGRY ABOUT AN ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD
>I WELCOME YOU TO VALHALLA
>subanallah ya akhi
Every fucking day it's a7muq
