>tfw he calls me "mommy."
Yeah, holy fuck it's a nightmare.
I was helping an older lady out the other day doing some gardening and we were talking and she told me that she thinks that when men get girlfriends and wives that they're just looking for another mom to take care of them. In SOME but not all ways I agree with her, but I think it was an interesting position for her to take.
I did this once but she started it.
Why wouldn't you want another mommy?
Do women really think we actually like them spending our money and being battered by their psychotic mood swings?
>tfw he reluctantly agrees to call me 'mommy'
MOTHER... YOU HAD MEBUT I NEVER HAD YOU!!!!
He just wants you to treat him like a baby boy
>>24330997
Have I entered the mommy zone?
>>24330881
>tfw he calls me "Barb"
Tfw no qt latina calls me 'papi'.
F m l t b h f am
>he calls me Daddy
ive been called daddy before and its a little wiierd but kind of hot,.
i call my fwbs lil mama sometimes too not wierd imo
>tfw she calls me "daddy".
>no woman will ever become a mother to you
>tfw afraid you're going to let "little girl" slip out your mouth
>tfw she wants to call me daddy
nope.jpg
Staying away from crazies with daddy issues is rule #1.
>tfw call him daddy
Took me a year to really find it not weird though, and he kept asking me if it'd be something I'm interested in. I bet he doesn't like it, but he says he does. Said I'm the only one he's ever felt okay with saying it to. It's funny.
>>24330881
MOTHER!
TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO HOLD MY HAND!
TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO UNDERSTAND!
OH MOTHERRRRR!
>she calls me "daddy"
Was it worth it making this thread? Did you get your le epic screenshot with the mommy gf thread?
>>24332198
Was it worth making this post? Did you get your le epic reply with the mommy gf thread?
>>24330967
Fucking disgusting dawg...
>>24330881
>tfw my ex gf wanted me to call her mommy
I didn't really mind desu
>>24331166
fucking this
biggest turn off ever
>>24332148
>she calls me daddy
>I'll only be your daddy if you be my mommy
>she gets disgusted
why
>>24335111
-_- that's weird anon...
Fucking normalshitfaggotfucks
>banging qt from behind
>she starts purring like a tiger
>blurts out "oh daddy"
>her cheeks turn bright red like an anime
>my dick gets so hard its now legally a weapon
>>24330971
>Why wouldn't you want another mommy?
>Do women really think we actually like them spending our money and being battered by their psychotic mood swings?
This t b h
>>24335111
Because that's not how biology works. Your daughter can't be your own mother.
>she refers to me as oedipus
pastadrippingfrommytogae.mozaic
>>24335648
>tfw no time travelling waifu
