>be me
>packed my lunch this week because trying to save money
>salami and tomato sandwich, Doritos, almonds and an apple
>also packed two cans of water to drink throughout the day
Some faggot asshole stole them within two hours of me getting here! I am storming around the office trying to find it in some bodies trash, no use.
Fuck!
>>24330574
>cans of water
>water
>in a can
Huh?
why would you put water in a can? is this some kind of meme?
Wait... canned water?
I can understand bottled water. as you can reseal it, but why in a can? It doesn't need to be kept carbonated.
>>24330594
>cans of water
hold up
Ok guys we're getting meme'd on
It's emergency water and it's canned because it can last 50 years stored while plastic posions water after a while
>>24330612
>>24330609
>>24330599
>>24330595
>>24330594
It started as a military thing, for emergency rations. You can keep canned water indefinitely without it going bad.
OP here, there is absolutely nothing more fresh and crisp than an ice cold can of water.
I can't believe you have never tasted it?
>>24330636
>You can keep canned water indefinitely without it going bad.
>>24330574
Just poison your lunch tomorrow. Whoever has to get rushed to the hospital is the culprit
>>24330713
that's actually really smart
>>24330673
what is stagnation?
>>24330574
PROTIP:
Buy a bottle of sody pop.
Drink said bottle of sody pop
Rip off label to show your physical prowess.
PRESTO, you have a magical liquid receptacle.
For the low price of 0 rupees you can refill it infinite times at a kitchen sink.
>>24331078
classic gag, works everytime, people always say hey he has his own brand of water! amazing!
>>24330574
Haha, so much drama in the life of the wagecukc.
>>24330574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
>>24331032
>what is water
>>24330574
How many loaves of bread did you eat tho
>>24331032
It doesn't get stagnated if it's not exposed to air/bacteria.
Honestly I'd probably steal the canned water just to try it. And doritos and almonds? Cmon man you expected someone not to take that swag??
Buy a bunch of laxatives and make them into a cupcake or something.
what is this fucking thread famalamadingdong
