Wagecukc, wagecukc, on the clock
on the hour for a buck
because of his stupidity he is stuck
the workplace is the place to beat
it's just neat being a NEET
wagecukc, wagecukc, tick tock tick tock
>>24330436
nice poem
BRAVO!
BRAVO!
Us NEETgods truly have it made as witnessed by your latest lyrical masterpiece.
>>24330436
Another beautiful Tuesday morning to spend in my mothers basement.
Wagepeasants hate us cause they ain't us
Couldn't imagine having a job. At least I get to suffer I solitude.
>>24330436
I'm going to find you 1 day. I'm going to find you and beat the ever living shit out of you
Not because you are a NEET, but because EVERY fucking day you come on here and post this shitty, toxic thread that does nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's like that fucking banana on /b/. It serves no purpose other than to piss people off and yet you sit there with a shit eating, smug grin on your face as you chuckle how you did it again! You posted the exact same shitty, unoriginal thread over the exact same fucking point for the 100th day in a row now.
Facts don't make you stop.
Logic doesn't make you stop
Holding you to moral standards doesn't make you stop.
You're like a SJW or feminist who's completely sold in their ideas. Only you're sold on being an annoying faggot.
The only thing that you deserve is to get the ever living fuck beat out of you.
Fuck you, you dumb frog-poster
Fuck you nigger
>>24330552
I agree.
The stupid "being neet automatically makes life so much better" meme really gets to me. I hate the stupid pepe meme also.
Triggered. Up very early working on a report I couldn't finish after my long and painful dentist appointment.
It is a report about other reports. It is depressing.
Also senpai my work insurance didn't cover most of the procedure. ;_;
>>24330436
>neet pride
>any pride
get out normie you are not a robot you are not welcome here
>>24330552
>toxic
>using a sjw buzzword
>>24330637
Oh, do you?
Stay mad NEETBLEETS.
I'm going to buy my second vehicle soon. Enjoy getting rides from your mom to your d&d games.
>>24330988
Have fun with that
>second
Bicycle
Ah another lovely day to exercise my mind in the freedom of my abode. Maybe i'll write another symphony or practice my Latin before I break for a nutritious lunch. Perhaps i'll even delve into arithmetics and formulate string theory. Being a NEET is truly the master race.
>>24330436
So this is what NEETs spend all day doing, composing shitty limericks and shitposting on r9k.
>>24331201
I'd be impressed if anyone on this board, NEET or otherwise, did any of these things.
>>24331282
Well, I DO own my own house, eat nutritious lunches and add and subtract things. I'm gainfully employed though.
>>24331201
>being productive
>eating healthy
>pride
>confidence
go back to facebook you fucking normie trash this site isn't for you, you are an outsider here, you are rejected and shunned by this board, you are not a robot, you are not welcome here
>>24331412
I have two personality's anon.
One is a good prideful citizen doing good for himself and mankind and the other is a lazy piece of shit that hates himself and the world
>>24330539
this. if you are happy, have hobbies, have motivation, have pride, you are a failed normie and not a robot regardless of employment and you aren't welcome to this site
>tfw no American neetbuxx
>>24331461
makes sense, you're a failed normie. Facebook is your home, not here, this board shuns you, you do not belong amongst robots, you are normalslime trash, get out, get out, you are rejected by us robots, you do not fit in here
>tfw waiting to hear back after an aptitude test to see if they will give me a shot at the final interview.
>tfw have to have 2 interviews and a hour long aptitude test for a minimum wage job
>>24331468
I'm going to spill it out for you since you have too much autism to comprehend. That's the majority of this site and even the majority of this board. There are 150 maybe 200 robots posting here at peak activity vs a good couple thousand normal people.
If anything you should leave but nobody wants you to because btfo you is too damn fun
>>24331481
I mKe here fit me how about that instead?
>>24331481
>I shun you
You are too goddamn depressed to even be able to properly insult me
Fix yourself senpai
>>24331494
jesus, where do you live?
>inb4 citycluck
I accidentally got a job that pays double minimum wage and it's 10 minutes from my house
I may not be NEET but at least I'm not a citykek
>>24331567
I live in a small town in England. Only going for the job because it's a entry level job since I just graduated (Finance Assistant) and it's live 5 mins away from where I live.
I fucked up on the aptitude test tho. Thats why I'm absolutely dreading the call .
NEET PRIDE famm
>tfw I finally get my NEET bux
>>24331043
Nope. Truck.
>>24331684
>neet pride
this isn't Facebook you failed normalshit get the fuck out you are not a robot we do not accept you we shun you collectively you are not welcome here
>>24331518
>>24331546
you are not welcome here nobody here likes you nobody accepts you you are not one of us you are not robots leave now failed normies this place is not for you
>NEETs trying to escape their depression and feelings of worthlessness by insulting wagelords
>>24330552
You know this is wagekeks trolling wagekeks, right?
Take it from a NEET. Last thing I want to do while i'm getting neetbux in a stable fashion is promote a culture of removing my gibsmedat.
Also btw if you fall for it, you promote removing safety nets put in place to catch you when your boss fires you with no support.
>>24331684
Please tell me what this painting is of.
>>24331494
>Be in UK
>Have to put up with all of that.
>Sister is a 9/10 and gets hired on the day at everywhere she turns up at.
She's hopped 4 jobs this year, each one higher paying than the next. Just has a BTEC in music.
>That meter
>>24330436
In the besement
"lives" a froggy
Whos kept alive
by his mommy
Hasnt showered
in the weeks
Thinks he belongs
with the NEETs
Shitposting is
his whole life
Supported by
mothers strife
do neets really have nothing better to do than write a nursery rhyme so bad a toddler could have done it
>>24332547
diogenes the stoic philosopher
>>24330436
This,and NEETs are kings of time.
>>24332488
32 year old virgin with no job or future here. I think I know a little bit about being a societal reject and I, as a true over 30 robot, approve of neet threads.
Anyone who rejects this horrible society and opts out of its corruption and disease is a hero everyone should aspire to be.
If you are reading this and are neet, you are the resistance.
>>24330436
I get this. And the best lifestyle, how appealing it is etc, but what's the the homosexuality? I serioulsy cannot understand that just because you're a meet, you find the best to be such a faggot? I mean, im not a homophob but come on. I've seen the gayest ass rimming porn and its nothing compared to how gay neets are?
Please explain? Can't you just be a neet without the unbelievable faggotry?
Lunch break is almost over wagekeck remember to throw all those
>vending machine
Wrappers to the garbage
Meanwhile
>I
Had lunch with my mom, we
>sent to
A restaurant and had some meat and fries and a
>big
Salad
Well no time to
>speak
Now I guess gotta
>work
Work work
Slave
Being a neet does sound appealing
I just don't think I could do the gay part.
Wagecuking and pussy for me I think
>tfw my job allows me live the life of a neet
I don't know where i stand.
tick tock tick tock ? I like that last part OP.
More like tick tock tick tock for you. Mommy won't live forever... Neetbux won't last forever... Tick Tock Tick Tock for you OP... Tick tock tick tock for YOU !
>>24332507
I'm a notmie, I belong everywhere get out of my board you retard
>>24333851
>neetbucks won't last forever
Being this stupid if anything they will get bigger
Also when mom dies I will inherit her house to rent
>>24333519
you are not a robot. if you have any pleasure in your life, even if it's pleasure of feeling superior to wagekeks
>>24333720
>being friends with your mom
>having a friend
another failed normie that doesn't belong here. you are not welcome here. nobody here likes you. you are not a robot.
>>24334638
>notmie
is this a facebook meme i don't speak normalslime you are not welcome here
>>24334660
>to rent
Enjoy having to live with angry strangers just to pay for water and electricity
>>24334848
I already live alone you failed human
>>24334759
No no no I am the notmie here that means that I am the one who decides who belongs and who doesn't, I'm sure you have been excluded by others like me in the past so go on then get lost
>>24334940
In that case, you wont mind posting your rent receipt...
>>24334999
I don't rent I own my own apartment something you will never be able to do
>>24335008
>Lyin about owning a shitty apartment
Wew, your life must be a blast...
First day of my new wageslave life went pretty good, a girl at my work already said to me that i am cute because i look like his ex.
I only work from 11 am to 4 pm, feels gud mane, i have money and free time + i dontt get bored at my computer. get rekt NEETs
>>24330436
Hey that was great
wageskeks will never know that great feel of staying cozy all day and shitposting them.
>>24336027
>being happy and comfortable
robot life is discomfort. you are not a robot. you are a failed normie. you are not welcome here. nobody here likes you. you are not welcome here. you are not a robot.
>>24334975
>notmie
>notmie
>normie
get out normie you are a reject here you are not welcome here
>>24336027
Oh yes... How I miss those days when I spent hours just waiting for the replies from the most depressing a desilusional comunity on the internet....
>>24336098
>>24336077
Someone seems jelly
>>24337073
go post about it on Facebook, you are not welcome here you are rejected here this place is not for you you do not belong here you do not relate to anything here you are not a robot leave now failed normie nobody on r9k will ever like you you have no sanctuary here we are all judging you negatively you are not a robot you are not welcome here
