You somehow finally got a gf but you both died in a car accident and now you're at the gates of heaven together when this arch-angel slaps your gf's ass
What do? Keep in mind he's 12'6" 550lbs of muscle and 3% body fat
Tell him I'm an elite SAS navy seal with over 20000 confirmed kills and to back off my piece of meat
Ask God why am I actually in hell since there's blacks here?
>child of ham
>heaven
>>24330404
The shit you people come up with. God damn. Not everything in this life and the next is a situation in which you have been predestined to be a kek.
This will be our final battle
*unsheathes katana*
BAN
KAI
Don't believe in heaven cause I am not christian. Also I don't want a gf, I find the idea abhorrent.
>>24331399
I can feel the fedora radiating into your screen.
>>24330424
"/pol/ is that way" bellows Black Jesus, pointing toward the gates of Hell
'You sir will be defeated momentarily for mistreating m'lady'
*tip my fedora and then draw my special katana and within a single breath cut both his legs off*
'Now fall pleblord, *resheath katana* and walk into non-existent heaven with gf as i'm a enlightened atheist'
fuck da angels ooga booga
