I want a gf who plays video games and is not fat
Where would I find one of these?
During thing that your brain does when you're sleeping.
>>24328969
is eggman better looking than jontron?
>>24328969
You know fat people can loose weight.
>>24328969
fucking la la land
I want a huge-breasted MILF with a soft Jaburo pussy to release my cock-colony into and impregnate her with a Newtype baby.
>>24328980
slowly die?
>>24328990
>implying jontron isn't handsome as fuck
>>24328993
in this day and age fat girls aren't allowed to cause 'muh every bodies equal'
On twitch
>>24328969
I want a bf who is JonTron
where would I find one of these?
>>24329007
Nothing that a belt,waterboarding and some Stockholm syndrome cant fix
>>24328990
I think not
I posted a thread about this on here asking if he was a robot and everyone said he was "too attractive" to be one.. some even calling him a 8/10...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHepjitYJmM&feature=youtu.be&t=3m49s
This particular shot makes me laugh really hard
He's pretty creepy looking
>>24328990
based brah gets my loins wetter than eggy and jon combined
>>24328969
I work with one.
She's 42, doesn't have kids, lives by herself but has a fuck boyfriend she sees sometimes (from what she says anyway).
Funny thing is, she looks like she's 32 and has an amazing body and is really attractive.
>>24328969
Portland. They're everywhere.
>>24328969
all people who play video games are fat, this is a fact
>>24328990
yes i think so, i would rather date eggy than jontron, obese people gross me out
>>24329155
Have you seen JonTron's recent episode(s)? He's lost weight.
I want a gf who plays video games, browses 4chan and, watches and is not fat or red haired
Where would I find one of these?
>>24329141
>Le Epic Trollz XD
>>24328990
Dude, Jontron is handsome as fuc 2bh
>>24328969
If you're fat you will not get a girlfriend who has a prayer of any better options, that includes anyone with a bmi under 25 and anyone else with a personality that isn't utterly repulsive. You need to put the fork down an dose weight, then you can get a thin girl.
>>24328969
There are a ton of girls like this but they are all taken, if she is not taken she will refuse to go out with you and find herself a random trashy boyfriend.
>>24329587
b-but I don't want to go to /b/, I like it here
>>24328969
>I want a gf who plays video games and is not fat
I would like one that is very fat, thanks in advance.
>>24328969
Are you gonna support me and my gaming endeavors while you work and I stay at home as a NEET cuz I'm right here.
>>24328969
Yeah I'm sure the fact that she plays video games makes her an ideal partner.
>>24330794
are you gonna do the laundry and cook
I want a gf who plays videogames and is fat.
I just want a single friend.
Just ONE person to talk to.
>>24330827
Yeah. That's easy compared to working.
I carefully manage my games. Just pay for everything. I don't even have a social life so I'll always be home.
>>24330886
I just got a raise so I now make 6 figures I should be able to take care of both of us financially
You just have to be ok with moving to california
I'd say it's safe to say he was a robot who made it
>>24330896
You're serious about this? I'd have to cut a few ties here before I move like college and stuff.
Do you live frugally? Because I do.
>>24330954
Where do you live?
Yeah I live pretty frugally actually compared to a lot of people I know
>>24331009
Ironically NYC. But my mom wants to live in Cali so badly and my bro is over there already.
So what else would you know of me? Ask away.
>>24331056
physical stats? age?
what are you going to school for?
does that mean your mom moves with you?
I hope you kiss on first dates
>>24331106
5'2" 115 (113 on a good day)
19
Computer engineering but think I want to change to fine arts. Still thinking.
She will end up there regardless. Though its not like her being there would mean anything.
I'm a HHKV never been on a date, barely go outside. You'll probably make me panic but I can try.
>>24331260
I don't know if you're serious or not
If you are then email me
[email protected]
>>24331260
>>24331430
Simone's getting catfished...
>>24331681
who is simone
>>24331260
>(113 on a good day)
kekel
Become attractive if you can. If you can't disregard the following.
Go to conventions and find qt's that are into video games. Go to things like LCS for LoL or LoL viewing parties and you'll find some attractive girls sometimes. Go to other esports tournaments for similar results.
If you are not attractive don't even try.
An anime conventon
Also I think most girls nowadays play Vidya to some degree
Hardcore girls will either be taken, slutty or too focused on gaming if they aren't obese or something
>>24331766
There are days where I eat a shit ton of food and it takes a lot to digest.
>>24329229
on 4chan
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