If you had a pistol right now would you end it?
>>24328104
Id end my dick
no id rib rob a bank
I'd like a higher calibur than 9mm.
Just got the feeling I could take a hit like that, needs to be buckshot or merely brain damaged.
they are really hard to acquire in my country so I'll probably keep it as a insurance policy.
>>24328128
you can't rob banks anymore
lurk near an ATM at night and wait for someone to arrive, them force him to withdraw the maximum amount
that's the closest thing you can do
>>24328133
You think you could take a hit to the brain from a .380?
>>24328104
how do you end a pistol?
>>24328104
Yeah, but I don't think I could do it myself.
Yes, absolutely no question. I live in Wisconsin, can I easily acquire one?
>>24328155
By smelting it down f@m
>>24328104
Depends. Where did the gun appear from? Would there be any record of me being the received of said gun?
If not, I'd finally be able to safely experience murdering someone.
>>24328160
If you're on Wisconsin you can probably just ask to borrow one from your sister
>>24328171
No, it's your gun, registered to you
>>24328152
why not? It's always been my dream to rib rob a bank
>>24328154
What kind of gun shoots that?
But yeah, I do think I'd survive a dinky pistol point blank.
>>24328198
A pistol shoots that. There are a lot of .380 pistols. Have you ever even shot a gun? You wouldn't survive it
>>24328217
I have, a pistol and a shotgun, I'll take the shotgun.
>>24328187
Best way to an hero, tbqh.
>>24328175
Yea...no
My family is from the suburbs of Milwaukee not some hick town
I'd rather go on a rampage against normies then pin the blame on ISIS or something
or maybe kill someone really annoying on tv like shillary clinton
>>24328276
Then go jump off a bridge
If I didn't live in Commiefornia I would have bought a gun and an heroed a long time ago tbqh
>>24328340
You can always buy a flare and make a shotgun. Assuming that they're legal there.
I'm honestly expecting ISIS to make a scene where I live in Minneapolis (we're expecting thousands of Syrian refugees, dozens of our citizens have already been arrested for alleged ties to ISIS) in the next 12 months, so maybe I can just shoot some of those dunecoons before they kill me too.
>>24328340
It's not hard to get a gun in California. I'm literally next door to San Francisco and I have a arsenal of AR-15s.
They're not hard to get if you don't have a criminal record or history of mental issues.
>I'm with robots.
Nvm then. Maybe they won't find out yet.
>>24328104
yes
i would not even fucking hesitate
>>24328104
>13 normies
>1 robot
>>24328185
>registered
what
>>24328104
Shit tier for suicide senpai. Youre gonna bleed for minutes while experiencing excruciating pain and mild retardness, give me a shotgun instead.
>>24328152
Banks get robbed every single day wtf are you taking about
I would shoot the creepy af poster at the end of my bed.
If I did, it would be entirely impulsive. I don't think I could do it right now if I thought about it.
>Implying I don't have several.
It's not that hard to get a handgun.
Oh wait,I forgot most of /r9k/ is filled with children under the age of 18.
i do and no never
>>24331724
Dem movie guns doe
>>24328104
I think I probably would given how impulsive the actual act is.
It's the only the method that's really somewhat similar to the "press the off button" analogy for suicide, or maybe taking a lethal overdose of something too.
>>24331809
>Movie guns
What are you talking about?
>>24331840
Ppk - bond
.44 - dirty harry
>>24331870
It's a 686, bruh. Those are .357 magnum guns.
And that PPK/s is in .380 ACP. Bond's is in .32 ACP
>>24331724
>I forgot most of /r9k/ is filled with children under the age of 18.
And us brits :(
>>24331890
> implying I can clearly tell all that from the potato you posted
I had a 686, best gun I've ever owned imho
>>24328152
And what if they call your bluff. You gonna shoot them? Then you get nothing and a murder charge.
>>24331924
For queen and cuntry, eh?
>>24328285
Too bad Hillary has armed guards, despite her views on the public possessing guns.
>>24331990
next shooter spotted
>>24332032
>Implying collecting and shooting firearms makes for a spree shooter.
>>24331724
What's the wheel gun, Rick Grimes?
Black auto?
>mfwno Glock
>>24332062
>He cannot distinguish a S&W from a Colt from a Ruger just by looking at it.
>>24328104
No. But I would think about it for a second like I always do when I pick up a weapon. Anyone else have that happen to them?
>>24332050
don't do it. turn yourself in now
>>24332102
You know what, you're right.
I'll turn in all of my guns and ammunition to the police at once!Bullets first, of course. :^)
Who here has decided that if they are going to kill themselves having achieved nothing in their lives they're going to at least kill someone else?I know I have
If you're life is a complete failure and you are going to suicide anyway, you literally have nothing to lose. Yeah you'll be remembered as a shooter but you'll be dead so you won't have to worry about it.
>>24332143
>I'm a useless piece of shit
>I'd better destroy someone else's life before my own for no particular reason.
>B-b-but I have nothing to lose
You have nothing to gain either.
>>24332032
ignorant leftist sheep spotted
>>24331990
Good taste in rifles mate desu
After my restraining order is up in dec I'm going balls deep on that turtle.
>>24331990
>meme rifle
I enjoyed counter strike back in the day too f.am
>>24332173
I want to hurt someone very badly and emotionally traumatize them.
They wouldn't give a shit if I just killed myself.
I was not destined to fail in such a way, so If I suicide someone must go down with me.
>>24332173
>You have nothing to gain
Except for the thrill of it.
>>24332173
gtfoh moralnormal
>>24332192
>I don't know what a meme is.
>>24332176
Thanks, compadre.
>>24332175
just don't shoot me brah
Only if it's a pistol that can 100% kill me. If there's a chance of survival then on.
>>24332204
>I was not destined
Then change *your* life you lazy sack of shit. Killing someone else won't improve your worth.
>>24332210
There is no thrill from killing a man. I've done it before.
I wouldn't trust a pistol tbqph family, I'd just use an AK, that's going straight through my head.
>>24332218
Nice collection, anon, especially that old school rifle.
>>24332249
>change your life you lazy sack of shit
What do you think I'm trying to do dumbo? Fucking moralfag you disgust me.
I'm not going to kill myself until I've truly become a failure.
Once my life has very small potential.
Just get the fuck out of here normie.
>>24332249
>There is no thrill in killing a man
Everyone finds thrill in different things.
>>24332291
Why don't you just kill yourself now since you seem to be reveling in your failure?
Then again, you're probably 16 years old and are upset because your pre-calculus teacher is a jerk.
>tfw your dad told you not to kill yourself when you got your handgun
No I wouldn't
Somebody post the gif of that guy who immediately kills himself when a gun is put in front of him and then his parents freak because they didn't think he'd do it
>>24328133
You should be fine, but I agree to surviving it would suck major balls.
>>24332316
No gif but here's the link
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=7c9_1442749005
>>24332307
>21 years old,
>just expelled for posting nudes of my ex after she cheated on me
>my friends were friends of hers as well and all acted like a bunch of whiteknights
>lost all my friends
>Just fired from my job.
>Have enough savings for a gun
>I will kill my ex's new bf (the guy she kucked me with if I don't succeed in life)
I have probably more problems than you do right now. On top of that I'm dealing with severe anger and depression.
>>24332368
Sounds like your problems are all your fault.
Stop being a pussy bitch.
>B-b-but she cheated on me
Yeah you sure showed her by stooping to her level and losing all of your friends.
I know men who attempt suicide are more successful at it...
This might sound retarded or faggish or whatever meme buzzword you can throw at me...
Some people find a comfort in choosing the time and place as well as the when and how of their suicide.
I'd want it to be in a forest or wooded area way away from people. For peace quiet and lesser chance of rescue.
So I'd have to have a nice background and good set up to do it.
>>24332393
You are an absolute kuck if you think posting nudes of a bitch is wrong if she cheated on you
>>24332393
I think it's really despicable you can't even try to empathize here.
There's too many normies here. Too many lucky people who haven't had to deal with dark emotions
>>24332173
>>>>>www.reddit.org
>>24332315
>told me not to kill myself when I bought my first gun
Same, but I plan on enlisting into the military and dying overseas.
>>24331724
Kill yourself then faggot
>>24332432
You know, it's actually illegal in a lot of states to do that, right? You acted like a child. The best move is to cut her out of your life and move on. Instead, you don't control your emotions and *try* to get even. Rookie mistake, amigo.
>>24332520
That's a good way to go man, bleeding out in a pool of your own honor and glory. I have my plan set if I don't die another way first from something shitty
>go apeshit and snap from stress
>burn down a building
>hop on motorcycle and go to the zoo
>set all the animals free
>trade motorcycle in for an elephant to rampage on
>elephant rampage ending in suicide by cop
That's how I see my final moments going, but I'm a calm person so maybe it won't go down that way and I can just have a high impact collision with a semi on my motorbike
>>24332570
Why would I want to do that? My life is awesome.
No, but I would consider buying some ammo and going to the range for the first time.
I have never fired a hand gun, might be fun.
>>24332618
Where are you at? I'll take you if you live nearby.
>>24332587
>Kuck detected.
Gtfoh normie.
You'd let a woman walk all over you.tbqh your attitude only makes me want to shoot people more.
>>24328104
Yes. This is why I will never buy a gun. I don't trust myself with it.
>>24332358
What the fuck are they doing? Why would you roll on the ground?
>>24328276
>Milwaukee
>not a hick town
Pick one bruh
>>24332605
>elephant to rampage on
Top fucking Kek. I hope I'm alive to see that.
I wouldn't recommend a crash on a bike, though, I've seen too many people survive. One guy somehow ended up ripping his balls off from it.
>>24332672
>Dropping a woman entirely from my life when she acts like a vapid whore
>Letting her walk all over me
Not really. You need to learn that letting women play the victim only empowers them. You played right into her hand.
>>24328449
Represent brother. St Paul here.
These protesters are annoying as fuck. I wish our state wasn't full of keks who want to turn our state into an ISIS headquarters.
>>24332605
>s-save the animulz!
Kill yourself right now
>>24332717
I realize that.
But at the end of the day taking her bf's life will have more emotional impact on her than my success will.and it is a much more likely alternative currently.
>>24332699
That's some interpretive dance of some kind.
>>24328104
Fucking absolutely. I've always dreamed of blowing my brains out in a college class, like that Pearl Jam song.
>>24332050
weren't most spree shooters gun enthusiasts/collectors?
>>24332263
Any gun will do that
>>24331984
It would be extremely unwise to bet your life when a mere $500 is at stake.
>>24332757
hopefully people like you make whores think twice before cuking someone
>>24331984
Most muggers aren't willing to kill for a couple hundred dollars but no one is stupid enough to take the chance.
>>24332699
I take it as they are genuinely in shock and disbelief that he killed himself, despite putting a loaded gun down in front of him. Pretty dumb
>>24332709
It's been a dream of mine since I was like 14 and I'm 23 now and remind myself every year that that's how it's going to go down when it goes down
>>24332733
I love animals man. A dog was my best friend growing up because my dad worked and I didn't have a mom. But I'm not some PETA screaming faggot either, I mean I ended up as a butcher.
>>24328171
I have urges to kill ppl also
>>24328104
Yes without question or second thought.
>>24332934
I think that's the point.
It would teach her a valuable lesson.
Anyways I'm saving up right now.
I think this is the gun I wanna do it with .imagine how it would feel to point that at someones head. It's got a nice feel to it man
>>24328168
That's a lot of work id rather kill myself
>>24328133
Just buy hollow points, dumbass.
>>24333094
Get a semi auto if you wanna go on a shooting spree, revolvers are low maintenance but they hold fewer bullets
>>24333309
I only want to kill one person.
Nobody irrelevant to my suffering should die.
>>24333415
You're the only reason that you're suffering.
>>24328152
You can always rob a bank if there are guns and hostages.
>>24332672
you are literally a faggot. Get butthurt and upset about getting into trouble for your own shitty actions. HAD A GF yet still call the other guy a normie. Had FRIENDS (many don't here) yet lose them all with your own autistic rage. You're a shit person and should be looked down upon by robots.
>>24328104
I'd travel up to Birmingham or something and rob a load of off licences and petrol stations, then come back to London. Keep doing that t.bh senpai, easy money
>>24331924
Agreed, cutting your wrists with safety scissors is pretty hard going t.bh f.am
>>24332349
>that 1% though
Good thing they're at least trying though, fucking failures should really an hero
>>24328104
No but probably a lot sooner. I have had a noose tied in the corner of my apartmnt all year like I am Moe Sizlack
>>24332629
Philly
I have a gun right now, but I can't do it
I bought a gun, put it in my mouth with a .45 in the chamber
I got cold feet at the last second
>>24334196
Darn, I live in Louisiana. I'd still recommend going to one of those indoor ranges and renting a gun with friends.
Or even just buy a marlin model 60 or ruger 10\22. They're cheap.
Depends on how much ammo it has. The ideal would be suicide but drag a few faggots down with me
