Fembot Feels
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>tfw you hear a girl moaning in the next door apartment
>tfw you wish it was you getting fucked by her hot bf
>tfw you wish you could be making the next door girl jealous by having loud sex
>tfw you wish you could sniff two dicks at the same time
>>24327730
Post contact info and I'll come fuck you.
I'm saving myself for someone but its getting harder and harder to wait for him every day :-(
I just want him.
>>24327748
>Corndick
Wtf is going on?
>>24327730
tits or gtfo you tumblritic landwhale
>>24327748
what fuck is wrong with his dick. his dick looks like cankle
I wanna dye my hair blond. Should I do it? I have brown eyes so I'm worried it'll look shit and I have no idea what kind of blond to go for
>>24328197
>>24328250
He's injected it with some substance.
>>24328684
>Dyed blond hair with brown eyes
>>24328684
get some pink shaded contacts that shit looks hot as fuck with blonde hair
>>24329279
Some people can pull it off but I'm not that pretty so I think I might look stupid
>>24329304
Could you give an example of what you mean?
>>24328684
post a pic of your face and ill tell you if you would look good blonde or not
>tfw no pale hairy guy lounging naked next door to stare at
>>24327730
>tfw no autistic chubby NEET boyfriend who can't speak to women and just stays inside all day playing vidya and watching anime
>>24329361
tfw me but not chubby and can kinda speak to wimmins
>>24329361
I would get chubby for you if you want that.
> tfw cyte biy sits next you and asks about your life
> tfw when too much social anxiety to look at him when responding
> mfw ill never have cute bf
>>24328220
Unless they're fairly nice, it would be better not to waste bandwidth. This isn't 2005, pictures of boobs aren't in short supply.
>>24329332
It doesn't matter whether you can pull it off or not. You want to do it, so do it. If after a week blond you actively dislike it, you can dye it brown again.
>>24329332
I don't really like blonde hair but if its something you want to try just go for it. You can always dye it back if you hate it.
>>24329349
I really like this pic for some reason.
>>24327730
>Female being at constant war against other females
typical
>>24329593
>unironically using the term females
typical robot
>>24330058
Do you think you're above the term or something?
>>24330058
typical malebot*
>>24330088
yes
>>24329497
>for some reason
you're either a whore or a huge faggot
>>24327730
I thought it was a man posting this and got a hard on
Thank you very much turboslut now I get keked by your gender
>>24331367
>Fembot Feels
>I thought it was a man
Further confirmation of my suspicions that a females life is driven by making others jealous of her, rather than her own fulfillment.
>>24331595
A woman is primarily a social creature, why do you think they do things like divorcing a 1 billion guy for a 10 billion guy? Do you really think this has any point whatsoever except bragging rights and perceived position in society?
>>24331672
Makes me sad family
>>24329402
Don't worry, some boys find shy girls cute af, just be sure not to ignore him
Tinder you dumb fucks. Even ugly or awkward girls can get some dick in the sea of desperation
FAGGOT.
There are no girl on the web.
refer to rule 16.
>>24327730
>tfw you wish you could be making the next door girl jealous
this is why women are disgusting. everything is about status with you.
>>24328250
>>24328197
looks like vacuum pump
>>24327730
>fembot
>wants to be fucked by chad
sounds about right
>>24327730
>tfw you wish it was you fucking her and not her ugly bf
FTFY
>>24332141
I hate lesbians and wish they would stay in /lbgt/
>>24332217
/lgbt/ is worse than here.
>tfw want to fuck a black guy but have too much self-respect
>tfw I'd probably call him a nigger during it and get him mad anyway
>tfw can't find violin sheet music for the Asterisk theme in Bravely Default
>>24329332
Just bee urself f@m
>>24332660
>>tfw want to fuck a black guy but have too much self-respect
kill yourself, skank. Every girl secretly wants the BBC
>tfw there's this 30 year old black man who I suspect is autistic that won't stop hitting on me at the bus stop
>some days he just stares at me and doesn't come over
>doesn't even look away when I glance at him
>hangs out with kids from the highschool
>keeps pushing for my number
I'm 18 holy shit what do I do to get this man to leave me alone. I think he's autistic because of the way he speaks and moves. Not to mention he doesn't understand I don't want to date him even though I told him 10x I'm not interested (like straight up said im not interested).
Help me, I'd be more worried but he's about 5'4 so at least he isn't threatening. I don't want to make a big deal by getting people involved but I need to go to that bus stop daily and he's always fucking there.
>inb4 slut
I'm a khv and dating a 30 year old would be ridiculous. I point out the age difference and he said "it's legal isn't it". Jesus christ
H E L P
>>24332107
Don't you want to be fucked by Stacey?
>>24333681
what a creep. next time start yelling at him t b h
>>24333681
-100/100
be more subtle
>tfw "that" chubby, goth emo looking girl who draws anime characters at work wants to be my friend
>tfw you wear a dress hoping that boys will try to peek at your panties
>>24327730
Just take out your best toy and make more noise. Are you 12?
>>24334907
knew it.
>>24334588
>tfw no chubby goth emo looking girl to gf and make her cosplay other people's waifus
>>24332660
>>24333564
Reveal secret time?
>>24332660
You know most black guys like that right? Just dont fuck a nigger that's where the degenracy lies
>>24335334
REVEAL!
>>24335452
Gross, m8
>>24332660
Why the fuck do you wanna fuck a black guy if you're likely to call him a nigger?
Also, here's your reply I guess.
>>24335452
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i'm hungry now
>>24335510
>>24335452
Here is more.
Things I've done behind my boyfriend's back:
-I let a guy friend grope my breasts
>>24335638
>>24335510
This enough for you?
>>24335805
Anon, you're black.
I mean, no matter how big it is, you're still black.
You'd have to also be a millionaire on top of that cock to impress females.
>>24328684
Don't only go blonde with Blue or green eyes
use contacts if you don't have those eyes
>tfw 21
>tfw 6'2
>tfw lifter
>tfw get rated 8/10
>tfw just want to spend my life inside playing vidya, watching shit, cwtching up under blankets and pillows and sleeping
I feel like I was given gifts I'm just wasting by not being a partying fuck yo bitch bro.
My dicks not even small, 6.5x5.5.My hair is dark, dark ginger though.Not even sure I'd ever want a gf, I'd end up having to go out and do things
>>24336705
... I forgot this was a fembot thread while I was reading it all... sorry, bitches.
>>24336721
Kek, smooth man. Simply suave
>>24335996
calm down mate you can see that its a fake
>>24336741
I swear I fucked up!I'd never meet up with someone off this site in case they killed or raped me.
>>24336836
Sounds like you'd be doing the rape/killing hombre. I'm still using you're slick move to get my stats in when i get the chance, even if it was a mistake
>>24327730
I have never once heard sex through the wall.
What's it like?
>>24336836
>mfw i'm actually going to meet with a robot i met here
>>24336874
annoying, noisy and not sexy at all. You just want her to stop squeeling and him to finish grunting because you are just trying to sleep.
>>24336879
Tell him he's a faggot for doing better than me. I'm so lonely, plz kill me. ;_;
>>24336967
>male grunting
Ah. I didn't consider that. There is no faster boner killer than male grunting.
