Get in here you cozy shitposters!!!
REAL NEET HOURS
Who up?
>tfw no qt laundrypile NEET gf
>>24327530
>tfw posting this while lying down in bed
Ayyyyy who /comfyasfuck/ here?
I have no clue what I am doing but I don't care as long as I have you guys.
>>24327530
Let it blow
Let it blow
I know you can't hold it in anymooooore
Let it blow it blow
You'll never hear me gag
I don't care
What you try and fit
In my anus hole
The pain never bothered me anyway
>>24327530
Hello. Just listening to music and playing FFXII.
I'm NEET but have zero tolerance for weebfaggotry.
>tfw only 7:30pm here
The a/c is on and I'm still comfy though.
>>24327606
good thing you have adblock
>>24327530
My people!
For any of you who sleep during the day like me, do you have a shit ton of dreams and lucid ones?
I look at my phone from like 2-5am in bed after ive been on the computer for like 10 hrs. Wtf is wrong with me
>>24327619
I leave it off to support the site.
I still hate weeaboos though.
>>24327633
I never noticed a correlation, but it could be.
I think it has more to do with what part of the sleep cycle you wake up at.
Recently I dreamt that I died in a forest fire.
>>24327633
I have a lot of dreams, but they're never lucid, and usually they're unpleasant.
>>24327647
it's okay. I still like you.
Laying down
Drinking tea
Listening to soft shit
Sick, don't have to worry about doing anything tomorrow
man, I wish all my life was like this
>>24327824
Every day is a sick day when you're NEET!
>>24327978
Yay!
Hoooooorrraay!
>>24327978
haven't finished highschool yet kill me
my parents are both engineers with master's degrees who pressure me into studying and shit. I don't want any of this
>tfw bored like always
i wish i wouldnt wake up
>>24327530
Nice idea for a thread but it's gonna devolve into homosexuality general, unfortunately.
>>24328035
Believe me, if I could press a button that would send your sorry ass back to syria/pakistan/whatever middle eastern shithole you came from, I would. You can't be bored when you're getting stoned to death or killed by a random AK shot.
>>24328054
But my parents are from iran, teheran.
I was there already in the holidays a few times.
Irans city are pretty modern but arent that open cause of shitty muslims.
And most people in the family of my parents are richfags, their houses are 10/10.
You can ask /pol/, persians are 2smug 4 shitty arabs
Im not sure which life would be better, being a richfag in teheran or like this in germany
>>24328095
why are you even in germany cebby
>>24328335
There was some drama and my parents wanted to keep us out of it.>Still neet until next year
>Dad said he would want me to work there by my uncle in my freetime so i would stop being a whiny bitch
>Mom stopped this since she is paniced that they put me in the army since you have to go there if you stay longer than 2 months there and sometimes they put you in befor you hit the 2month limit
I want to die but not like this
>>24328423
you should go then just try the painkillers again if they try and make you :^) so you're a neet now i thought you were in school
>>24328440
Nah neet until next yearl, will try a class for socal pedagogy, need to ask my local christan kindergarten for a practicum so i will be busy in that area and ready for next year.
But im delaying that right now for some reason
>>24328482
> class for socal pedagogy, need to ask my local christan kindergarten for a practicum
i have no idea what you are talking about at all family
also post some cummy lips you turkish slut
dudes when your parents stop taking care of you, you'll become homeless lmao and you'll freeze to death and die lmao
A human being with dreams and hopes is going to die cold and hungry lmao what a faggot i mean dont they have friends to crash with? :^)
>>24328506
It is something in the "social" area and that is the joke.
Im just hoping that i dont need to pay my driving school myself so i can spend my money for a tokio trip. But in a few weeks i will may on tumblr about it that i had to pay it myself and n0 money for a trip left
>>24328555
post some cummy lips already jeez what does it take to get a few nudes from you
>>24328575
Not even i have that pic anymore, nonon may leak nudes if i piss him hard enough off. Otherwise im very paranoid about sending pics>someone is spamming his face
>tfw he is mad as fuck
my sides
>>24328591
well i saw something already but dont worry it's safe with me ;)
you should be nice to nonon since you love him and he's a sweetie
Nothing like playing eroge (monobeno currently) at 2:30 A.M.
WHO THE FUCK NEET HERE
>>24328617
>Offerd me to get me contact with his criminal friends who life in my area if i start to act like i dont know him
>said i could get at least a grand with a few jobs
>deal got trashed after i wrote something about cocain
could be cause of
A) Not enough trust in me
B) He just fucked around
C) Knew i would overdose after a day with so much moneywell his friends live in that city where the weed for my little town comes so he may be legitI seriously dont like him and he is 7/10 at best
>>24328629
>I seriously dont like him and he is 7/10 at best
oh you dont like him and he's just 7/10
oh ok just 7/10
yeah i saw the things you were doing for him sweet heart
what does that story have to do with anything though? also he already deleted those nudes im pretty sure.
>>24328730
im very autistic and i was a few times on ecstasy while writing with him
you can easy replace him with anyone else
im not saying a 7/10 is bad but i personally think he is gross.
>>24328730
>what does that story have to do with anything though?
he really wants to have that "im a nice guy :3" image while having friends who sell passports an ddrugs
>>24328769
>7/10
>gross
umm ok im sure you'll eventually make up your mind since those are completely different things.
>you can easy replace him with anyone else
cold af, no wonder you have no friends
>>24328786
yeah i dont get it what's wrong with that?
>>24328818
>girls tryhard irl to be my friends
>i ignore them for month until they give it up
>they even cried when i moved for a year away
thanks aspergersi feel bad for ruining the neet thread but mods will remove me soon anyways
>>24328835
oh well they were just girls anyway that makes sense at least. you feel bad for ruining the neet thread? no you dont i know you live for this shit. you dont ruin a neet thread and feel bad but say your friends can be replaced and feel nothing
>>24328835
they only want to be your friends btw so they can have le racially different token homo friend. they're trying to use you like an accessory
>>24328870
Believe this or not but i reach very often the point where i feel bad for ruining a thread.
>>24328880
Nobody knows im a gay, okay i told some people but i was drunk and they thought it was a joke
26 NEET
At mom's condo
Can't sleep, too busy being angry at life
Going to dentist in couple hours
tfw haven't cleaned room in months, shit everywhere
started cleaning a few hours ago slow af but it's almost fully cleaned
feelsgoodman
>>24328900
wtf even is a condo?
>>24328894
i will never believe you feel bad for anything you ruin, bad for yourself maybe but not for ruining a thread hun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysAEZOwp5rM
>>24328942
Some threads doesnt deserve it, anyways i will fuck off from here
back to /trash/ and >tfwnobf with me
>>24328894
>they thought it was a joke
You probably give off gay vibes tbqhf and just confirmed it there. Everyone knows the truth comes out when you're drunk.
>tfw late normalfags are waking up now
>I'll be going to bed in a few hours
>>24327647
you're nice person than me. i block it all
>>24327633
i do have some weird dreams and i wake up so damn late.
Former N33T here. I had to go to school and shiiiiitttt. I miss living the dream senpai I do. Im only cozy on drugs anymore. I miss when I was cozy all the time.
>>24329299
Summer vaction doesn't make you a NEET
whats up girlfriends
i'm just chilling out smoking this sour diesel watching yuru yuri
I've just dropped out of uni and I'm worried about becoming a neet again, I'm 21 I can't keep this up for much longer
>>24329394
What episode senpai?
My favorite is the one where akari travels to the past then when she comes back everyones crying. The way Toshinou screamed Akarin made me cry
>>24329394
New season? I'm pretty far behind on it.
>>24329429
I like the Karaoke episode, also the camping OVA is probably my favorite though if it counts
>>24329368
After HS I didnt do shit and only started school now that im 20 and my parents forced me too. My summer vacation was life but now Im SOL and have to deal with the rabble daily
>>24327633
it's a defense mecanisn that your brain engages when it realizes you have no life and you"re asleep at a moment you're supposed to be fully awake, so it simulates a minimal of experience you're lacking..
>>24329582
Please kill yourself senpai
>>24329502
season 1 rn but i'm going to watch it all
>>24329611
dont be so salty blud, i was a neeto for a year and a half after finishing hs
>>24329615
>tfw watched it all in 2 days
K-ON! is what im on now, even better desu
>>24329637
I'm not salty you're just not very intelligent
>>24329615
Enjoy, make sure to check out the OVAs when you get a chance too.
>>24329667
Whats OVA?
I am pretty new to anime
>>24329647
argument yourself
>going to be homeless in 2 weeks
>blasting myself with anime to block everything out
>>24329768
O-oh boy anon, do you have a body pillow with your waifu to always be with?
>>24329692
It's just a name for stuff that doesn't air on TV or in theatres. The first one is about the length of a movie and the second one is two regular sized episodes.
Watch them after the first two seasons.
They're called Yuru Yuri Nachuyachumi! and Yuru Yuri Nachuyachumi!+
>>24329768
Good luck anon. I hope you make it out okay.
tfw back to the vampire lyfe
