/britfeel/
Woah edition
I really love that our country is full of brown people.
Good morning robots~
I hope you all have a truly excellent day, I know I won't
>>24327368
Off sick today, not really sick but there's a lot to do at work and I can't be arsed going in. Got my ps2 set up and I'm going to play spiderman 2.
>>24327396
That sounds really comfy anon~ It's good to just relax every now and then. Have a good one!
There's a chance I might get to work in the mortuary business, be it either a cemetery caretaker, or actually working in a morgue.
Sounds comfy desu, nobody will bother me too much out of respect for the sorroundings..
>>24327329
I am in france now and I miss Birmingham. the purchasing power of the Uk is better.
Got to set out for work in just over half an hour lads
Blowing off a job interview to lie in bed tbhonest lads
JC called me yesterday to cancel today's appointment
now they've just called again to say it's back on
I don't mind, but... don't mess me around like that
Woah lads. Woah.
is it wrong to order pizza at 10:30am?
Good morning everyone
Microwave chicken burgers for breakfast
I'm living the life
>tfw went to bed at 5:30
>tfw class in an hour
>tfw shower is broke
>tfw eating a cheese and jalapeno sandwich for breakfast
>>24327811
pizza for breakfast is the way to go
>>24327616
Still can't find any weed?
>really miss human contact
>fap
>eh, I'm okay on my own
will this carry on forever?
>>24327873
Only if it's from the night before tbf, that much hot cheese so early doesn't sit right for me.
I have a British passport and live in America
I can move anywhere I want, but I will startout with only 1 month of survival money
want to get a job, and apply for uni and get a degree in CS
where should I go?
might be bringing an American with me as a roommate
>>24328243
Pic related is sooo kuwaii >o<
I love that anime
>>24328252
seriously, where should I go
I was thinking Bristol or Cardiff
>tfw finally finished Death Note
That was a bad anime all in all, but I enjoyed seeing that edgy cunt die pathetically.
I am white so you should help me move back to the UK
interesting change isn't it?
do you think I will be able to find some shit job at tescos or someting and make enough to live with a room-mate in a city?
>>24328299
>in a city
That's your problem, city living is hideously expensive. A Tesco job will never afford you such a 'luxury'
Give up on your big city dreams unless you are a success.
>>24328299
ahahahahahahahaha hahahah
>>24328307
ok I am literally fine with anywhere
please give me your recommendations
as long as there is a university
>>24328326
Cumbria is cheap and not stabby. Miles away from anywhere though.
>>24328345
now we're talking
keep more ideas coming
I don't know shit about the UK anymore, so even the most retarded suggestion or info is very helpful
>>24327590
fuck that does sound p chill
I mean you dont need an excuse to look miserable too
how cute do I need to make these images to get your help
>>24328485
Its 10:16 on a tuesday morning here, most brit neets are still asleep and the wagekeks are still working
Can someone explain to me what is wrong with me?
>start feeling lonely, desiring a qt gf, get sad
>browse dating sites and tinder
>become horny
>fap
>after i cum im completely content with my own company and the desire for a qt gf goes away
>process repeats
>>24328495
I'm gonna say dopamine
>>24328485
I am not that well versed in England, I live in my cosy place and fuck the rest of the country with its crime and whatnot.
>>24328495
You want sex, not a gf. Go see an escort or something.
>>24328495
hormones 101
without them, we'd have no drive to procreate
it's good advice to always have a wank before making any major decisions
> tfw no songbird gf
>>24327294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOxWfRrb2Sk
Anyone ever dropped out of uni?
I wanted to switch course but was too late, I've got the spot for next year tho, considering dropping out now and just working until september to get some money for once.
any input lads?
>>24328625
you will probably regret it
Need to go to tescos but really can't be fucked having to get showered and dressed for it. Waste of time but really need groceries.
Go a group presentation and was asked to pair up with someone. There are an odd number of people in my class.
I hoped by uni time this shit would stop.
4 hours until I need to go out and I'm already getting butterflies
I've been there a hundred fucking times and I'm still anxious about going even though I know that NOTHING will go wrong
why the FUCK is my brain so FUCKING stupid
>>24328938
today's the day you crack, anon.
slam that smug bitch's face into the desk and run.
>>24328938
years of reinforcing negative feelings to the point where you've convinced yourself that nothing good will ever happen
Need to go the dentist but too scared
>>24328968
I went, had two pulled, and 4 fillings. Thanks shitty childhood.
Gotta go back in two weeks for one more filling.
I feel you, man.
>>24328925
I never understood it either.
Why can't I just work on my own and be judged on my own work ethic and merit?
>tfw only drink water and never had a filling in my life
I'm not gonna call people who drink dr pepper and shit man childs cos they're fucking nice
but it's nice knowing it's been worth it not drinking them
>>24328999
fuck man, I'm drinking dr pepper right now
way to make me feel bad before upcoming appointment
maybe i should stop
>>24328999
I had a hypoglycemic attack and passed out and smashed most of my teeth on the floor.
Found out I had early onset diabetes and I had to get pretty much all of my teeth fixed on the same day.
I've since lost around 5 stone and symptoms have disappeared.
My fillings are still holding up.
>>24328984
>had to have a tooth pulled a few years back (when I was at uni)
>he went to pull it
>injected me tons of times
>snapped the top of the tooth off
>but left the roots
mouth was misery for a fortnight until I could get a dentist specialist at the hospital to remove the roots.
Fuck dentists.
>>24329040
My dentist was a qt grill, a bitch with the injecions though. I'm not scared of needles, but one of those injections up past the front incisors was one of the most painful experiences of my life.
Anyway, she pulled the two teeth and I felt nothing, gums healed very well and quick too. Moved dentist practise now though, stuck with a big black dude, nice guy but no dental experience with him until next month.
I hope he's gentle.
After a year if being NEET the Jokecentre are going to put me on a work program. I will have to do the work program for 2 years even if I stop my claim and reapply. Help.
>>24329072
They are pretty fucking painful.
Glad at least your dentists knew their stuff.
Hope your next appointment goes well.
>>24329101
Cheers famalam.
hope your mouth as an auspicious future
>>24328938
drink something faggot
>>24328938
You can do it.
Follow my lead, two swigs of whisky, grab the car keys and run out the door.
>>24328938
You can do it.
Follow my lead, two swigs of whiskey, grab the car keys and run out the door.
>>24328999
me neither but i just brush my teeth
I think I'm dying. Whole body aches and my eyes hurt.
>>24329080
It didn't work that way for me. I was referred to WP right before I went back to uni. I was at uni for a year (not on JSA) and then when I came back I was put on WP again, but only for 1 year.
Basically it counted from when I was first referred even though I never went there until a year later.
>>24329272
Yeah, I guess I didn't write clearly because it's the same here, only it's 2 years. What did you have to do for a year? I'm thinking about just killing myself.
>>24329301
have you gota work for the dole now?
>>24329209
Try having a nap mate
>Your item has been shipped!
I expected it to be delivered yesterday, assholes.
>>24329313
Basicaly yes.
>>24329315
Manchild figurine?
>>24329335
you have to work full time for your basic dole allowance? i'm just making sure
>>24329342
new graphics card
I say new, it's ancient but it's better than mine
>>24329348
I don't know if it's full time or not. I haven't started it yet, I'll kill myself before it happens anyway since there's no point.
Check this 6
>waitrose just opened
>directly opposite a community centre
>waitrose on one side, hobos hanging out on the other
Weird.
>>24328369
You're probably best off in the north somewhere, shits cheap enough that you could get a flat share in a city
>>24329363
>>24329363
it will be full time don't worry bout that and don't kill yourself
>Have to attend yet another WCA
Hey guys any advice for someone who just dropped out of uni?
I'm really worried about becoming a total shut in again
>>24329412
If it's fulltime I worked it out as 1.75 an hour.
I'm not fussy but basically some company will get my slave labor.
I can't do it. Not for 2 whole years. It's over.
>>24329434
What are you disabled with?
>>24329474
How long have you been on the dole to get two years of slave labour? Do you not have any work experience at all?
>not feeling too bad lately
>forget to take colitis meds for a couple of days
>have a shit so painful I want to die
>starts with what feels like soaped up sausages shooting out of a pipe that is too small for them
>end up with burning water shit
It just happened a few minutes ago, I feel weak and ruined.
>>24329546
Been on it for 1 year.
>>24329572
Seems a bit extreme then, have you had jobs before you signed on?
goodnight lads
sleep schedule is fucked, going to get 4 hours then wake up and go back to sleep at like 1-2am tb h
>>24329301
Actually it was pretty clear, I just misread sorry. This is probably an unpopular opinion but I actually liked a4E more than the job centre once I got over having to go there twice a week. They helped me get more confident in interviews, but I still didn't get a job until after I left the WP.
>>24329578
Yeah, I' held jobs for 7+ years before this. Now it's all over now. It's better for the country if I just die since nobody wants me.
This seems like a good deal
How much is a bottle of water at Subway?
>>24329474
yeh its bad isn't ask them to put you on course then, get ye flt licence or cscs
>>24329623
Maybe it is different now though. I was on it like 2 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VG_7lM72-w
>tfw Liberal
>used to be people who believed in helping their fellow countrymen and free speech for all
>has mutated into some weird feelings thing and yelling about race
>just want honest British people to have free healthcare and nice lives with the ability to say whatever they want with nice nationalised railways
I just don't fit in anymore.
>>24329627
I was on the Work Program for 2 years if you want to know anything.
>>24329707
The SJWs you can blame for that, I have liberal attitudes to a lot of things but the SJWs are fucking crazy.
>>24329721
What can someone expect on it? How is someone that struggles to go to the jobcentre once every fortnight meant to cope?
>2015 (Two thousand and fifteen)
>still no paki genocide.
>>24328685
Fuck it lads, just going to order a pizza or something. Just can't be arsed to get dressed now, it's mid day already too.
>>24329752
Give it time lad, couple more Muslim atrocities and we'll be there I reckon.
>>24329742
They're just pushing the world to the right, the fucking idiots.
>go to work yesterday
>go to check my rota on the whiteboard
>it's been erased and someone just drew a french flag on it
>>24329749
I think you'll have an easier time going there than the JC. It's not going to be full of delinquent chavs for a start.
You'll meet with an advisor and you'll talk to them about your situation or whatever, be sure to emphasise your anxiety and how you hate being around people and how you don't feel like you're ready for work yet.
They'll try and come up with things for you to do like research x and y or try to contact z. They'll push the volunteer side HARD though just to try and get you used to the idea of work or whatever.
You shouldn't be actually *forced* to do any work that you're not capable of I think.
I had 3 advisors in total because they kept leaving. The second advisor put me on a "work skills" course and it was a nightmare.
Work skills courses operate under the assumption that everyone who goes on them is an absolute bottom of the barrel retard. My advisor said that "I really think it would help your confidence" man she was wrong.
>Full of normies
>They make you sit in groups like high school
>the work they have you do is "where can you find jobs?"
>they have you do group activities like "brainstorm a restaurant menu"
>you fill in a fake CV
>have a mock interview
>at the end of it you get a level 1 b-tec in "work skills"
My anxiety made it so that I pretty much sat there with my head down, gripping my own arms trying not to have a panic attack the entire time. I barely poked my head up once and maybe said a few words each session. It was like 4 hours a day and only 2 days a week.
The only good thing I got out of it was a CV that they write for you.
>>24329796
Looks like no work for the rest of the week.
>tfw got two interviews this week given to me already today
Y-yay
how much do you think those sites like Ladbible make from robbing content off the internet?
Gave myself a massive cut while shaving my unibrow now, it's really noticeable now. What do lads?
>>24329947
shave both eyebrows off
>>24329947
Cut skin off thigh
Stick over cut
Is there anything more anxiety inducing than waiting for a call back?
Can't do anything for the next four hours
>>24329993
>tfw your phone rings and you don't recognise the number
what do you think of frogposters?
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Woooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooh
Tbh lads senpaitachi
>>24330042
>tfw been saying to myself for the past 3 hours im gonna go out and do the stuff i need to do.
>still undress and shitposting.
Not the weather for it desu.
>>24330042
everytime I hear woah I think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXXRHpVed3M
>First day on volunteer thing yesterday
>Sit and play with dog all day with qt office mentor thing
I was the person they wanted to put on the charity shop gig too
the jobcentre people have started trying to force me into slavery
might have to cancel it soon
>All the dolekucks in this thread complaining about volunteering.
Better get your rest, dolekucks. Gotta get up early tomorrow for your free labour.
>>24330143
To do what?
>>24330159
you're another cog in the same machine
if that gives you something to feel smug about, I pity you
>working for free
What are these called?
>>24330210
giving up on life
>>24330210
leg sleeves
>>24330143
About time that started forcing you degenerates to do something productive for your government handouts
>>24330210
Sweat pants
>>24330210
Jogger pants.
>>24330210
n-shirt
If people are put on workfare they should do the amount which would give them their bennies at the minimum wage, so around 10 hours or just over.
>>24330229
B-BUT I WAS TEACHING MYSELF FIFTEEN LANGUAGES, I KNOW BASIC JAPANESE PHRASES EVEN!
AND I WAS WRITING A NOVEL, I ALMOST PICKED A TITLE!.
>mfw I've just done the maths and come to the conclusion I can afford to stay NEET until June 2017
Come.At.Me.Wage.Keks
>>24330210
aassd
>>24330254
>implying dolekucks dont get free glasses, free dentists, free travel and free flats.
If you ever even once used a dentist for free thats 100 you owe.
>>24330269
>They're gonna taste great!
If I worked for 10 years, how long am I entitled to be NEET?
>>24330282
forever
there is no requirement for neethood
>>24330280
They do? Last time I was on bennies I never got any of that.
>>24330282
Depends how much money you saved.
I'm just basing this on my savings.and projected out goings.
When I worked I saved 500 a month then extra when we had a bonus so if you saved 500 a month for 10 years you'd have 60k then say add 10k for bonuses that's 70k plus a few grand of interest, you could go NEET for a pretty long time on that. If you still live at home with mummy you could probably retire on that desu.
>>24330282
As long as you got the cash tonsustain, depends on how frugal jew you are.
>>24330254
They should but the gubberment are trying to create and underclass slave work force so it makes much more sense to them to make them do 40 hours free work a week for it.
>Been eating healthy and lifting for about 2 months
>Looking a lot better
>Still feel empty and alone
What's the point bros? What's the damn point...
>>24330229
>helping schlomo shekelstein get even richer so he can pump more of his money into his bermuda bank account
>productive
>>24330334
How are people meant to find real jobs if they have to do a full time job just to get 70 quid a week?
>>24330334
>the overwhelming majority of non-working people are being kept alive by the few who do work.
>"well maybe they can atleast volunteer?"
>"THEY ARE TRYING TO CREATE A SLAVE WORK FORCE".
>>24330356
They're not, that's the point. Cammy prefers them working for free as it is better for the businesses hiring them.
>>24330358
>what are contributions based bennies
>>24330358
>volunteer to go to work for a private company but not get paid for it
Okay mate
All we're saying is that they should have to work for however much their bennies are worth. If bennies are 70 the do 10 hours work or so. That's fair. Not 40 hours.
Humanity... All of my suffering on this world has been at the hands of humanity, particularly women. It has made me realize just how brutal and twisted humanity is as a species. All I ever wanted was to fit in and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence of loneliness and insignificance, all because the females of the human species were incapable of seeing the value in me.
>>24330280
no it's not, tax payers already paid.
>>24330358
>force people on the dole to work for free for private company
>private companies are somehow not scroungers
uh ok
prisoners coming out have to do the same type of work to be allowed back into society, this dole work scheme is not different
>>24330386
>>24330402
You can always get a job, you know that thing you always refused to get because its for "wagekuck".
You would get fair pay for your time if you had one of those, but you're too good for that right?
You never wanted a fair days wage for a fair days work so why do you expect to get it now?
>>24329707
>You don't fit in with the SJW morons and you don't fit in with the idiot stormfag conservatives
>>24330425
I'm not on the dole and don't really give a shit.
But it's essentially a big handout to Tesco.
>>24330425
Erm, mate, I've done loads of wagekeking. I'm the guy who said I have enough money to stay NEET until June 2017. I don't even sign on. Job Center is full of chavs.
>>24330426
>having a sense of national identity is the same as burning black people
ok
>>24330425
that's a lot of assumptions you're making
>>24327931
>>24328495
You need to jack off more. At least 5 times a day.
You'll stop wanting a girlfriend completely if you keep it up.
>>24330426
>>24329707
It's good not to fit in though. Most people do politics and beliefs polarised. For example with Islam they'll either look at it as
>Islam and Muslims should be left alone to do whatever they want and not monitored in any way by the police, targeting Muslim rape gangs should not be allowed as it is specifically targeting a minority group, what about white rapists? Terrorists are misunderstood and we should open a dialogue with ISIS. Sharia Law should be allowed in Muslim communities and women who are oppressed in Islam choose to be part of that religion so we cannot interfere.
Which is of course fucking retarded but then the other half are arguing
>Muzzies out kill all non-whites BRITAIN FIRST EDL EDL EDL EDL
If you agree with either of these polarising views, the people holding them will accuse you of being from the opposite camp. Not realising. their as bad as each other.
>>24330425
>3 times as many unemployed than there are jobs
>every single menial wakekek job has hundreds of applicants
>0 hour contacts have increased exponentially
What's in it for me?
In work sick as shit lads. Statutory sick pay so toughing it out yo zero thanks
>tfw make appointments with doctor just because she's cute
time to get my balls fondled again lads
>>24330551
Has she actually done that?
>>24330551
Haha I've done this before. At my Health Center when you ring up there is an automated thing that let's you choose which doctor you want. There is a young fit one so I chose her then said her I thought I had ball cancer so she had to feel my balls lel was pretty good I got a boner then she giggled and pinched my nuts.
Just got back from work.
>eaten no food.
>drank 4 cups of coffee
>shitty caffeine overdose feeling
It's so shitty.
>>24330630
Mmmm that didn't actually happen though did it.
>>24330318
>live at home rent free
>everything payed for
>wagekek my way to saving 700 a week
I a millionaire
>>24330647
It did. Good news was I didn't have ball cancer.
You can do it too mate, doctors have to check you if you think you have cancer.
>>24330657
lol same.
Apart from i'm always on and off work.
year working.
year living like a king not working with all my moneyeez
Having a nice cuppa, lads.
How do you take yours?
I have 1 sugar and a tiny splash of milk.
>>24330676
i drink energy drinks because I'm a manchild.
>>24330681
Ah, what's your favourite?
I like the Rockstar bubblegum(?) one a lot but if I'm feeling extra cheeky I'll grab some Euroshoppers from the corner shop.
>day off work
>raining and windy outside
>have to go and get a haircut because ive been putting it off for months and also collect a package
Really Bored Today To Be Honest
>>24330697
Yeah that rockstar is pretty good. I enjoy monster zero a lot, that's muh go-to energy drink. the new mango relentless is shit though.
I'm basically a british reviewbrah
>>24330681
>>24330697
The only energy drink i like is that rockstar rehab one that isn't carbonated and just tastes like a nice iced tea.
>>24330676
>drinking tea
I bet you call yourself classy and wear a fedora unironically too
>>24330712
I don't like coffee because I'm a big baby.
>>24330712
>he doesn't have a cuppa when he wakes up in the morning
>>24330711
yo I thought they disappeared back when gta 5 came out. that was the last time I had one anyway.
they back or what? am i an idiot?
>>24330739
Theres a few paki shops near me that still stock it.
I think it's just a less popular flavour than the standard 3 monsters but you can still get them.
>>24330711
mate. what the fuck are you talking about?
best energy drink is V
>>24330768
I've killed the thread with my bullshit.
I'm so sorry.
I'm such a fucking loser.
I used to wageslave in a shop and 90% of energy drink sales are to under 16s
You're all manchildren.
>>24330974
>...he said on the chinese cartoon board made specifically for manchildren
>>24330974
they think it gets you high or something
>>24330210
Tracky bottoms/trackys
>>24331001
I'm a manchild as well, so I feel better being able to call others it for things I don't do.
>>24330210
Tracky bottoms, obviously.
>>24331122
You fucking walnut those are joggers, trackies are different material
>>24327590
Speaking from experience, crem/mortuary work is just like any other job. You'll have paperwork to do and procedures to follow, and if you make a mistake regarding jewellery/personal effects of the deceased you can kiss your job goodbye.
I've never met a funeral director that wasn't an insufferable cunt when they aren't in front of a grieving family so have fun interacting with them 5-6 times a day.
>>24331172
They're still loose trousers that chavs wear, you plonker.
Why are so many people so hostile in these threads?
A lot of people aren't and just seem to mind their own business and don't start arguements or anything but so many people do, it's like they consider it a victory if they win a stupid argument on here
do you believe in a god?
it doesn't have to be an established god, just some being or power that created and governs the universe
>>24331203
I like to believe that there is a benevolent god out there but even if there was, he probably abandoned us long ago.
>>24331196
It's more than likely a small amount of people just being noisy.
>>24331196
That's a stupid thing to say, I hate you.
>>24331203
Nope. Since there's no way to distinguish between a universe with god and a universe without one.
>>24331271
maybe we haven't evolved enough for our brains to process concept of a higher power
ya know, what if we skipped the invention of the wheel and went straight onto legs
what if we didn't have binary but a more complex code
we'd be in a totally different era right now
What's the point in living lads?
The only thing I want in life to be rich but that is looking unlikely now. I have no hobbies, skills or interests besides playing vidya, drinking and watching football on TV, and I can't stand wageslaving but I'm too dumb to go to uni and get a real job.
I just want to live in a nice house in the woods with my dog, a good internet connection and all the sports channels, and spend my days going on walks with my doggy and my nights getting shit faced and playing games.
Is that too much to ask?
Does anybody else here have hypochondria?
>>24329080
you are the reason why the government has to import millions of darkies.
Won a cheeky fiver on a scratch card lads, feeling good.
Most I ever won was 70 quid, that was a day to remember.
Anyone else sleep for 12 hours and become tired again after a couple of hours, wanting it to already be tomorrow?
Why do the fuck do all the pakis go to England? Wales and Scotland may be irrelevant as fuck but they still give benefits for fuck sake.
>>24331385
They want to be surrounded in a sea of people to remind them of their disgusting home country.
>>24331376
Don't do what I see all the other scratch card addicts do, get 5 more scratch cards with it.
>>24331306
>I just want to live in a nice house in the woods with my dog, a good internet connection and all the sports channels, and spend my days going on walks with my doggy and my nights getting shit faced and playing games.
You just described my dream, with scary accuracy.
I guess we're doomed to live in misery.
>>24330551
>>24330607
Im pretty sure when it comes to genitals you will always get matched with a same sex doctor for obvious reasons. I'm calling bullshit.
>>24331385
Scotland has plenty of Pakis mate. I was in Edinburgh recently, and see a whole bunch of the dirty brown cunts.
>>24331382
you're sleeping way too much, moron. If you slept 8 hours you wouldn't actually feel tired when you got up.
>>24331515
Just got back and I can tell you it's not. She checked both by the way to compare. This bit of paper for my ultrasound scan is a category D from A to F so I don't know if it's bad or not bad.
Does anyone use a mouth fedora here? I do because it helped me quit my smoking habit of 10 years. What liquid do you use?
>>24331707
gin and juice
feeling feels today lads
>>24331802
What kind of feels anon?
Good feels I hope~
>tfw normie housemate keeps laughing with his gf
HE IS TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT
how did you come out to your parents /britfeel/ ?
>>24331707
>>24331707
I use an e-cig rather than a full on vaporiser. I like it because you just charge it then plug the cartridges in. No liquid or anything involved. Very simple.
I normally smoke menthol cartridges but I ordered a pack with loads of different flavours. I have Cherry, Cola, Vanilla, Grape, Coffee and Apple. Grape and Cola are my favourites, coffee is vile. I only smoke these ones on special occasions though, for every day usage I stick to menthol.
>>24331515
Nope, that's not true. You can choose which GP to see at my health center. Also, being a pervert aside, if I can something wrong with my dick I wouldn't be able to go see a guy and have him fondle it, I could only go to a woman.
>>24331177
please don't get me down, anon.
this is one of the few things I've been happily anticipating the past few years.
brits seem to hate the people who hate the terrorists more than the terrorists desu.
>>24332076
terrorists will always be terrorists, but the make who make excuses for them and try to get them to come into our society? pure insanity
>>24332076
this is probably true
>>24332076
>I want to have a 6 hour conversation about why we whould defend Islam
Not again, it's boring. We know muslims are evil, we know mohammed was sent by satan, we know what a toxic ideology Islam is - these are things taught in school.
If you want to retread old ground read yesterday's threads in the archive.
>>24332076
because they're edgetards/bigots just using events as an excuse
Please, not this again.
>>24332189
it's about that time of day when it starts up again
>>24332219
too right son
>>24332219
I'd rather we have the fagposters than this shit again
Considering moving into a new place but the tenant living there doesn't have broadband. Anyone know what I should do to ensure I get broadband there ASAP if I decide to move in?
>>24332219
I swear it must be to do with school kicking out.
>>24332219
It's when normies start coming home from work and school.
It'll continue until about 10pm.
>>24332234
>but the tenant living there doesn't have broadband
The fuck? Is he an old man or something? Even my fucking parents have broadband and they can't even use a computer. Just clicking youtube videos on the smart tv.
>>24332234
If you need cables laid, it won't happen.
Otherwise just phone the provider you want before you move in and get them to install it on the day you move in.
Ordered a pizza lads. The wait for the pizza man to come is probably one of the most anxious times in the world.
>>24332271
>get them to install it
In mid november, he'll be lucky to get it before chrismas.
>>24332297
I like to play chicken with the pizza man and put off getting dressed until he rings the intercom. Then i have like 1 minute to get dressed before he gets up the stairrs and to my door.
hate it when you apply for a job only to notice that the site has butchered your CV
Who /Gwent/ here?
>tfw the redraw gives you two weather cards
Poleaboo stayed up until 5am last night playing Arkham Knight, it's not even a good game.
While interrogating a Riddler informant he found himself muttering "Tell me about the Riddler!"
Poleaboos father wanted him to call his insurance because a driver reversed into him while he was working. Wanted him to do it yesterday but Poleaboo didn't wake until around 4pm. Today though he caught him at 3pm, the bastard pried him away from his vidya.
He told him that it was the other drivers fault (reversed into the back of his car while in car park, had passengers to back him up), wanted to make sure though that his own insurance wouldn't be affected, that the other guys insurance would pay up. He kept asking if he understood, then he asks him to repeat everything, he always does this and it always pisses poleaboo off because it's not just patronizing, it annoys him because Poleaboo is the smart one and he is being treated like he is thicker, so the patronising questioning isn't warranted. Poleaboo doesn't go for it and responds with silence or "no" to piss his dad off, then they shout at each other.
The conversation with the insurance guy lasted 30-40 minutes, poleaboo dad put the phone on speaker and flipped out whenever poleaboo answered a question without repeating it to him first. The guy on the other end of the phone, nice man, common, had to tell poleaboos dad to stop shouting at poleaboo.
Poleaboos dad got worried at the end of the call that the other party would decline responsibility and his insurance would be affected even though from what Poleaboo understood everything would be fine, the advisor tried to reassure him but he instead just put in a notification and said he "go private"
Bit more fighting after it was over, Poleaboos dad told him to get a job. Poleaboo took a long shower to calm down.
Mum just sat in the living room, listening.
Report in boys.
>Bournemouth here
>>24332398
Poleaboo should at least apply for jobs and show his parents that he is.
>>24332398
How do you know so much about him.
>>24332421
east kent here
>>24332421
Guildford. I'm not from here and I don't fit in because everyone is a rich london bastard. It sucks and the air isn't fresh.
>>24332424
He applied to Odeon and McDonalds, does enough to satisfy his work coach
>>24332076
They literally us the terrorist attacks as a way to go gain social brownie points by showing how liberal and progressive they are by not condemning the perpetrators. They're kind of sociopaths.
>>24329947
Pluck it with tweezers, you silly cunt!
Fuck me.
The gays so thick in here you could bottle it, put it in a sandwich.
>>24332269
>The fuck? Is he an old man or something?
Fuck knows what's going on there, she's 25 I think.
>>24332271
I'm not too worried about getting fibre optic anytime soon, I just really need to have semi usable internet at most within a few days of moving in.
>>24332468
Does Poleaboo have to put on his applications anything about his criminal stuff? If so, anon understands why Poleaboo is unemployed.
>>24332495
>she
She probably only uses mobile internet for Tinder so she can get double stuffed by Chads every night.
Move back home after Army.
>Work
>Save money
>Gym
>Work most weekends to save more money
>Play video games and post on 4chan
>Broke up with gf, do not want another one, sometimes meet a girl off tinder and fuck but pretty rarely.
>Read the odd book
Is this it lads? is this all life offers?
>Tfw want to go to the shop to buy beers but it is quite late in the day now and there will be loads of people about
>>24332501
>Does Poleaboo have to put on his applications
yes but he doesn't
>>24332442
Southampton here
>>24332524
Do you have any friends m80?
>>24332548
I have a mate who goes to the gym with me but he is unemployed, and a few other shit boring friends in town.
All my other good mates are from the Army and all over the UK.
>>24332535
Portsmouth's nicer m8
>>24332564
I don't normally say this, but you sound like a turbo Chad.
