Well anon?
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Well anon?
Also I should note that the "I am against modern feminism" should be replaced.
>>24326818
Oh look Reddit is here already
I almost make the I column but I'm not a furry.
>>24326826
>anti-feminism
Fucking cocksucking Robot piece of shit.
Just fucking end it all
hoihiohoHIHAUTISMHUHAUHAIOHOohoisahoia
>>24326802
wew lads that was close
who here honestly doesn't fap at least three times a week?
>>24326802
almost make every column but not quite.
suck it, OP.
also your thread is shit, kill yourself.
>You will never get bingo on this stupid things.
bingo, i guess
God, I want to fuck Izumi Konata so damn hard.
>>24326802
Fuck off, there is literally nothing wrong with dubstep.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_e8rf7zI1bQ
>>24326802
>>24326826
>I am against modern feminism
>I am an atheist, and argue with religious people
Who made this chart? You mean to tell me that the person who made this was pro-modern feminism, and religious? LMAO, right..
>>24326802
>i am against modern feminism
>autistic faggot
nice bait kuck, off to reddit you go
dont pile me in with the horsefucker furries
nigger
>>24326908
People with no sex drive/broken dicklike me
Threads like these aren't safe to do since Hiroyuki bought the site. All this data is going to be collected in a file about you to sell to advertisers. (Also being against modern feminism isn't autistic, it's normal.)
I'm quite surprised at the number of religious feminists /r9k/ apparently has.
>>24326966
but you want to fuck horses and you know it
Am I robot enough?
So close. Guess I'm a normie now.
>>24326984
this one is fine; hiroyuki's scripts specifically ignore images
>>24326989
There's been lots of spillage from tumblr and reddit since the california shootings of people trying to subvert the board culture here.
>>24326995
no you're a failure kill yourself normie shit
Everyone was bullied in school at some point (no matter how petty), unless of course you were a popular student, and in all honesty you should not be here.
>>24326989
Like who exactly? I have not seen one person say they are a christian feminist.
I know what you are doing OP but you're doing it wrong though.
>>24327009
That doesn't make sense, these images are the most valuable for getting a very quick and clear snapshot of what a user is like. I saw a "perfect gf" fill-in chart going around recently that had all kinds of personal info on it that it wanted you to fill in like your age, location, race, gender, income, ect and I'm sure advertisers value those much more than individual shitposts that just say "nigger" and "OP is a faggot"
>>24326930
Yeah how can it be that I am the most pathetic person I know irl yet I can never score this bingo shit
Oh well I came close this time
>>24327050
oh, they are absolutely more valuable. it's just that there's no easy way to scrape information from images automatically.
>>OP24326802
Just call me "normie"
>>24327091
Curious, how did you lose your virginity? Can you share it as a story?
Too lazy to image.
But i got top right to bottom left. Also unemployed, virgin and against modern feminism
B
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I feel like the masturbating 3 or more times a week thing is fairly normal. I average 3-5 times per week (leaning towards the low end) and I've always felt like that's below average.
looks like i'm not an autistic faggot after all
>>24327117
>>24326966
>>24326953
>>24326908
>>24326856
>>24327145
are you guys seriously all feminists? pretty shocking for this board.
>>24327164
i'm a tranny for crying out loud
Why can I never get bingo?
>>24327164
this is a normalshit board now
>>24327164
I wouldn't call myself a feminist, I'm just not anti-feminist. For the most part I believe in equality, but most importantly that people should be judged on their own merits.
>>24327174
Which just makes it way more ironic because feminists hate your guts.
>>24327192
Someone has no idea what modern feminism is like. Go look at tumblr for 10 mins.
>>24327198
i'm indifferent to all of that shit desu
EDM is the normiest music possible. Why is it on the chart?
>>24327164
Don't really care, so I didn't check it.
fucking textless post filter
i hope this isnt.... TOO bad
>>24326802
Doobstep isn't even relevant anymore. Even vaporwave is fading fast.
This thing is out of date.
>>24327259
>I am a virgin
Yep, it's pretty bad, sorry m8, same here
well its cool i didnt get a bingo i guess?
>>24326802
I WOULD exercise everyday if my sciatic nerve wasn't being crushed.
>>24327256
>i am a furry
>overweight
>financially dependent on parents
>not a virgin
fucking how... the people that lose it and then i dont, ffs
>>24327319
This. I'm shocked by this thread. It must be because I'm a manlet, no other reason
>>24327330
we should post pics of ourselves with the bingo card to either say "yeah that seems right" or call bullshit.
>>24327259
out of all of them you probably have the best ones. confirmed non autist
>>24327164
>because you're not against something means you're for it
I don't care what people think is wrong and right.
>>24326802
>"I am against modern feminism" being on a bingo chart for autism
>>24327106
Sure. This will be my first greentext story, actually.
>Be me.
>20, 6'2", kissless virgin
>engineeringschool.exe
>I take long walks every day just to be alone and think to myself
>taking Japanese 101 one summer
>doing really well, flirting with girls every day, feel like a new man
>see online steam friend change name to something depressing
>talk to her
>realize I added her playing L4D2
>she does nothing buy play that fucking game
>start talking to each other
>she's 43, divorced, unemployed between six-figure salary jobs
>been unemployed for a year and a half
>we become best friends (I have plenty of close friends, but we clicked in a whole other way)
>talk to each other for hours every day on the phone or on skype
>we talk about everything (politics, religion, casual stuff, games, our lives, really everything)
>tell her I don't really walk anymore because talking to her takes away my need to be alone
>I know god damn well what she looks like (pic is her (no face unless I get requests))
>I actually remember meeting her online sometime before in a mutual friend's chat, and she was commenting about the "cute boys" who made it (probably talking about me)
>after a few months, she asks me if I've lost my virginity
>no, not a pussy, but been rejected by the girls I've approached (always long-time friends who are already in a relationship (fuck you, at least I tried))
>She offers to take my virginity
>"I need to think about it"
>I mean, Jesus Christ, she's 44 by then
>She cries
>Tell her I only need to think about it because it's a big fucking deal
>Next day, I know what I want
>Tell her yes
>Some weeks later, she picks me up
>I tell no one
>She lives a few hours away in PA (I live in NJ)
>We get in her bed and she says she wants to start by just taking a nap
Continue? If continue, I post face.
could be worse family
>>24327344
thats actually really nice of you to say, thanks anon.though I do fap to traps/crossdressers so that has to be another spoteven if it is out of desperation and receiving zero female attention, it's still a shit behavior.
>>24327361
fucking this, i dont care what people think that's an autistic behavior. If you want to believe something and it does not physically harm me then by all means do so.
>>24327391
forgot to check hentai oops
I have had multiple gfs. Not sure what you're guys problems are.
>>24327388
Continue pls. Im eager to hear more
>>24327423
>furry
>overweight
>brony
>dont shower every day
>against feminism
>faps to hentai
>doesnt exercise
>athiest that argues
>not a virgin
>had "gf(s)"
either bull fucking shit or i am ending my life family, please tell me you're baiting.
>>24327388
Continue. Onwards and upwards friend!
Yeah, I got issues. So what?
>>24327444
it just goes to show that all this bullshit that /r9k/ likes to obsess over day in and day out literally does not matter in the end.
>>24327444
No I am not saying they were models or anything but I am my 5th one in 6 years. I brush my teeth maybe once a week too and I am balding.
>>24327388
>6'2"
The height meme is real
I even fail at bingo.
>>24327388
post the face already
>>24327460
You're prob just white and tall
>>24327462
you too
Fuck I'm cooluniquepost8338361589675925716165723898635653888q45
>>24326802
>masturbate 3 or more times more per week
Lol, plebs.
>>24327453
>brony
Holy shit anon. Its almost 2016 only the most autistic of the autists are still on that fucking train
>>24326802
Almost
Thanks for the NEETbux
17/24, not including the free space. Bingo!
Also
>durr hurr X shouldn't be on there
>not realizing this chart is bait
>>24326835
They have a massive community of redpillers, MRA and MGTOW along with feminists. The idea that reddit is politically correct and leftist is a meme. It's marginally less racist and sexist than 4chan, just like 4chan is only marginally less racist and sexist than 4x2chan, but acts like this is an SJW paradise.
>>24327484
I am tall(6'3) but I am not white. I am an Arab.
>>24327484
im white and tall too and yet this is me >>24327259
>>24326802
We livin'
>>24327492
Sorry I am not with the hip autistic trends.
Who Indian(India) here? 6'0 Indian living in Canada here.
>>24327555
Indian should be it's own square.
Indians are the worst race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G823aqIUJMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeNSOg5XJh4
>>24327555
Are there shitting streets in Canada too now?
>>24326802
fml desu senpai
>>24327574
>>24327578
Laugh all you want, but I got a qt Chinese wife nor am I a kv manlet like you guys.
>>24327388
Continued.
>btw she has her own home (a cozy house, not an apartment)
>She's tired af. Nap?
>noway.gif
>ask for first kiss
>I'm handsome, tall, a little overweight, white
>She's a little thing, only 5'2", very thin (underweight at the time)
>Honestly, the difference really turned me on
>We kiss
>It's my first time, and it's so good
>This woman was already my best friend
>Never touched a woman before
>Start asking where it's okay to touch, and she encourages it
>She's never taken anyone virginity before, so she wants me to control the pacing
>We make out and hump each other for literally days, much titty-sucking and dirty-talking
>Tell her things about myself I've never told anyone
>She takes care of me really well (food, comfort, constantly offering this and that)
>Romantic walks in streetlight in the dead of night when no neighbors around (our sleep schedule was stay awake for as long as possible followed by sleep for as long as possible for the whole time)
>Finally, I give her my virginity and we fuck a few times
>She starts saying things to me in French in bed
>I ask
>She gets really shy
>"It means a lot of things"
>I realize what she means because I'm feeling it too
>Being so close as friends for so long, then this
>The intimacy is so intense I could only describe it through lengthy stories and experiences
>I know she's been holding back the same confession I had been
>Tell her "I love you"
>She loves me too
>She won't stop saying it in French as we're fucking
>After maybe a week and a half together, she brings me back to my life
This story goes on for quite a bit after the losing my virginity part. If you want more, I'll post more.
>>24326802
>watching 3d porn
might as well be a kekold senpai
>>24326802
13/20 ayyy lmao
>le comment was not original may may
>>24327610
more please. i enjoyed that
>>24327610
how'd it all fall apart? i'm assuming it did, since you're here.
>>24326802
oi lmao
Did I win anything?
>>24327599
I'm not a manlet or a virgin, so stay mad, Ranjeev. By the way, how does a marriage work between a stinky vegetarian desi bastard and a ching chong who eats rats? That's bad karma, yo. Have you told her you wipe your hand with your ass yet? Do you fantasize about her kekolding you with a white man while he jizzes on that red dot you made her get on the forehead? Tip top kekaroo.
>>24327798
>stay mad
>that post
do you not have any self awareness?
and no, i'm not even that guy
>muh cleanly shaven
How is a beard the same as bad acne?
>>24327610
Continued.
>She picks me up again later that summer
>She has one of her step-sons over because he's going through some shit
>He's older than I am (28, I was only 20)
>He's going through some drug shit and starts tweaking every night
>Massive cockblock
>Still fucking like rabbits when we can
>I don't whiteknight, but he basically has me doing that while not doing anything
>I'm probably 6'3", not 6'2" (just used to saying 6'2", so I said that before)
>He says shit like, "you're lucky your boyfriend's such a big guy"
>We stick his ass in a hospital and get his friends to put him in rehab
>The time she and I have without him is still good
>We spend nearly two weeks together
>We are perpetually fascinated by one-another
>We are from different times, and it touches us in more ways than you think about
>I have had puppy love before with another girl for whom I was seriously infatuated
>This is different
>Little spurts of infatuation came with time and fucking, but that was later
>Never imagined before all this that we'd be fucking or anything (Who would? She's so much older)
>We wished so dearly to be together
>Even the first week we were together, I would catch her muttering to herself things like, "I just wish I could be there for you" that she would pretend she didn't say if I asked
>We knew the age difference would be a challenge
>She wanted to be young again for me (pic is her at 23)
>I didn't care about the age difference any more
>She made me happy, and I was willing to try this out for real if it meant I could have more of that
>We of course are still talking every single day when apart
>She was seriously impressed with the fuckings I gave her the second time we got together at her place
>I made her do a lot of things she didn't think she could ever do (orgasm in breast (it's a thing, look it up, very rare))
>She didn't orgasm until she was 29
>I was fucking her in her sexual peak (it is common for women to peak at her age)
Will continue.
nosebleed
>>24327835
>Laughing at Indians means I'm mad
>Tfw joyously gloating at the inferiority of mud races
Hard day at the telemarketing company, Rahul? Don't worry, you only have six more hours at 7 eleven and you can finally go home to your wife you don't have physical contact with. Don't slip on the shit-covered streets when you walk home, I know you work 16 hours a day and still can't afford a car.
>>24326802
hurry up and fuck my shit up
Have seen better
>>24326802
>Listens to EDM
Normal people listen to EDM
>>24327919
It should be metal or other edgy autistic genre
>>24326802
I don't come here often
>>24327928
Plenty of normalfags listen to metal. Should be something like vidya or anime OST desu.
>>24327919
I'd say electronica is honestly one of the most popular genres of music, at least in the West. Even hip hop and pop are very electronica-influenced these days, although I know classical and jazz are very WIDELY listened to by an older audience, and country has a surprisingly massive fanbase in the US (depending on whether you count country-pop shit)
>>24327928
Nu metal, hair metal and 80s "heavy metal" are extremely popular. Metalcore is middle-market. The hipster shit like technical death metal mathcore and prog metal are legitimately the most patrician subgenres.
>>24327863
Continued.
Only using creepy Skype screenshots at this point from when everything was falling apart because I don't want to use things that can be Google-image searched.
>When we're fucking, she says do this, but I do that instead, and then she goes on about how she doesn't know what she wants and to do whatever I want to her because it's better
>Later she gets a job
>six-figure salary, like mentioned before
>she starts saying that it's not like we're getting married
>I tell her I want to get serious
>she thinks about it
>while visiting for a while at my university, she starts referring to herself as my gf
>also, I was living a complete double-life at this point, so I decided to tell my roommates (my good friends) about her
>was saving that for as long as possible for maximum shock
>only person who knew before was my brother, whom I told after my first visit to her place
>she cleans apartment
>she tells me she wants to move in
>she starts referring to herself as "your girlfriend"
>we are getting more serious
>her job is internet-based and travel-based, so it doesn't matter at all where she lives
>she starts acting more and more suspicious over the course of the following months
>we are talking every day, but she starts to direct the conversation towards casual things, and away from love and intense intimacy
>still a lot of intimacy and some phone-sex
>visit her with roommates as road trip
>she doesn't want to move in because of my university's shit-tier internet that is actually important to her job
>she makes less and less time for me, highly addicted to L4D2 and barely completing tasks for work, but still talking every day
>we have sex, but not penetrative (except she swallows)
>ask what's up
>getting suspicious
>she says it's her period
>ask if that's all
>she says yes
>next visit, she doesn't even want to kiss
>she lets me jerk it while feeling her up (still sleeping in her massive bed, cuddling), but no real sex
Will continue.
>>24327983
>>24327952
Okay, Anime OST and death-metal
Vidya OST is for /v/aggots not robots
>>24327983
Black Metal is the true Robot genre.
G-guess I win...
>>24328002
>>24328008
But it's called the autistic faggot bingo.
>>24328008
I acknowledge it, I'm just personally not a fan.
>>24326802
Guess I'm not as bad as I thought (I also don't consider having few friends necessarily a bad thing).
>>24326802
Glad to see that I am not an autistic faggot.
A-am I one of the cool kids yet?
>>24328000
Are ypu still there you slow fuck?
>>24328000
Continued.
Creepshot edited to take me out.
>Time goes by
>I do a lot to take care of her (I actually got her back to a healthy weight, slipped money onto her person she needed for food (indebted as fuck), shit like that)
>Demand answers
>She tells me she's been sleeping around
>I cry for the first time in god knows how long on the spot
>A switch was flipped in me that day
>since then, I can cry nearly on demand in response to very little if I let myself
>before, couldn't cry even when I wanted to, unless watching someone else suffer really badly or yelled at and attacked for long time at once
>we are still talking
>she is my first
>THE WOMAN WHO TOOK MY VIRGINITY PUT TWO OTHER GUYS' DICKS IN HER WHILE WE WERE TOGETHER
>I still don't have a perfect timeframe, so I don't know if that was before the time I tittyfucked her and she sucked me off or after
>You care about things like that when you're keked
>I knew the casual shit she insisted on talking about was her way of training me like a fucking dog to go back to friendship
>I am extremely intelligent, btw
>35/36 on ACT no study kind
>I knew what she was doing, but when I brought it up she would cry or lie
>we never fought before because whenever we should have fought, I would run through it a few times in my head then figure out exactly what to say in a long, emotional appeal to make her want whatever I wanted
>we never even raised our voices to one another before, despite countless hours interacting and being intimate
>I start screaming at her a lot, calling her a whore
>she keeps me around and emotionally abuses me, fucking other guys on the side, for over half a year
>the relationship is extremely complicated, and I would need to write a book or something to chronical it all for you and give you a real sense of what happened (seriously butchering it for time's sake)
>I started working out
>developed anger issues
>I was kicked out of school
>friends left me
>totalitarian rich parents found
Continued
>>24328153
Nah, you can stop. It was a good story but now just suck because you're retarded. But then again, this is r9k.
>>24328153
hurry up already. also, fuck this guy >>24328218 i want to hear the end of it.
>>24328153
Continued.
>Therapy was bullshit
>My old friends left me, actually working against me, making my life hell
>Moved into a tiny single room in a dorm before getting kicked out of school
>Parents found and harassed her on phone
>She was pretty convinced they would put a hit on her (Italian family)
>I told her that wouldn't happen
>She is literally abusive
>I finally manage to convince myself to stop talking to her
>My justification is that the woman I fell in love with, my Angel (I called her so because she took me away from my life and brought me to Heaven those years ago), was in every sense dead.
>Her step son from the story is now literally dead from overdose
>I checked her linked in some time ago on the one-year anniversary of not talking and saw she couldn't hold a job for long without me (literally the opposite of what that abusive cunt was telling me)
>I still remember she was a total wreck for one day or some shit like that over her step-son's death
>she was fine the next day, if not after a few
>I've had a lot of close friends in my life
>I love my younger brother more than I love anyone
>I love my family
>Never in all my life have I ever been anywhere near as close to anyone as I was to this woman. I know every little piece of her brain. Her name still rolls off my tongue reflexively each and every god damn day.
>I did end up getting back into school
>I spilled my guts out in r9k instead of studying for tomorrow's test
>She is a whore and I hate her and I never want to see her again
>She is my Angel, and I want nothing more than to spend every moment with her beyond the end of time
>I don't think about her like this too often because it usually gets me upset (normally a pretty chill guy)
>But now I'm not getting worked up
>Just fascinated by my own story
>I don't need to think about her directly, though
>She's a part of who I am, forever
>Every day, even now, in all the little things I see her
>Even in myself
>My Angel
>>24328218
I'm not retarded, and you're a faggot.
My life is good because I pulled through. This is a good story, even if I butchered it and told it slowly.
>>24328237
Thank you, I appreciate that.
>>24328297
Thanks for the story m8
>>24328394
Thank you for listening.
>>24326802
ezpz familia
>>24328297
Now I'm glad I never had a girlfriend. You got fucked up for life.
Was a good read, kind of drama-like. You could make a good movie out of this. It has so many archetypal components. Especially I like the part where the protagonists lose their innocence when they mistreat the woman's son in a time of need foreshadowing the final judgement.
Everything fits extremely well...
![BZN0Q7J[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JuV8Pkj.png "BZN0Q7J[1].png")
>>24326802
was this made by a girl? Fapping less than 3 times a week seems unrealistic unless you're a female.
>also I win
>>24329025
You didn't even get a BINGO ya DINGO
>>24326951
me too. me too...
it's dependent
>>24327164
>pretty shocking for this board.
why
holy shit, what's with all these dumb filters?
do i win the special snowflake competition?
>>24326802
So close to bingo
>>24326802
>Being skilled in GNU/Linux
>Autistic faggot
Stay mad you unemployable neets
>tfw fag but no bingo
>>24329187
How can you be skilled in GNU and Linux and not be employed?
I'm genuinely baffled and call bullshit.
posting my card for consideration
so close
will be losing my virginity soon at least
>>24329446
No you won't and it wouldn't make a difference.
>>24327211
There are extremist feminists but there are also extremist anti-fems. The only way to win is not to play. Not to mention that, in the real world, no one actually likes anti-fems.
>>24329468
yes i will shut your whore mouth
BLAM
>people don't actually masturbate more than 3 times a week
Low drives or what?
>>24326802
Showering every day is highly unnecessary.
I'm an atheist but I haven't argued with religious people since middle schoolI also didn't want to lose bingo that quickly
>>24329602
I almost misread that as "3 times per day", which seemed way more suitable for this test.
>>24329661
I missed one
>>24326802
whew I'm safe
bingoou
no bingo
>>24327164
I used to be an anti-feminist, until I realized the hordes of men online calling feminists ugly sluts and saying they want to beat/rape them were basically proving the SJWs point. The kind of comments I see on The Spearhead or Return of Kings are crazier than any shit I ever saw on SRS. Having said that, I still disagree with concepts like cultural appropriation, "mansplaining" and sex-negative feminism, but the whole feminist crowd is a lot more rational offline than reading cherrypicked (and often outright faked) jpegs on the internet would have you believe.
>>24329675
You're me, but I have a job.
>>24329336
because i dont try to find a job
>>24326802
hmmmmm
would get bingo on the left if my sex drive wasn't extinct
Narrowly escaped a bingo.
TOP FUCKIN KEK M8.
>>24327164
I don't know enough about feminism to know whether or not I am for or against it. I wish society would just be destroyed, so, if "modern feminism" is equality then that's as equal as it gets I think.
>>24331380
>I wish society would just be destroyed
But robots would be the first to die and chads would rule the apocalyptic wasteland
>>24331405
I meant, I wish I were alone in the world with only my imaginary friends to keep me company cause I'm an autistic faggot.
Big guy for you to be honest senpai
>no bingo
almost makes me feel better about myself
no bongo for me
Bingo, 5 times in fact.
What do I win?
>>24331816
Who's your favorite pony?
>>24331839
Rarity, but if you were to say "who is favorite mlp character", it would have to be Discord
>>24331873
As a Pinkiefag, I hate Rarifags.
Fucking everyone is a fucking Rarifag, fucking hell. I hate this board.
>>24331892
I hate Pinkie. She has an annoying voice and serves no point to the plot in most episodes.
>>24331911
Bruh, you are not going to argue with me on this board, right now, in this day and age.
>>24331919
Naw. You brought it up, friendo.
PHEWIE! Didn't lose!
>>24332131
Who is your favorite pony?
>>24331911
But she's a qt.
I'm just imagining the "you lose" sound from The Price Is Right.
>>24332225
When I read "you lose" I imagine the audio sample from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
>>24326802
>not torrenting vidya
>not masturbating more than 3 times per day
>not referencing internet memes with the few friends you have and calling them CuCkS for having gf
desuwa sempai.
>>24331816
The show lost it's spark, didn't it?
It used to make me so happy. Now look where I ended up.
>>24332309
>It used to make me so happy. Now look where I ended up.
So, it still makes you happy, and you like where you've ended up?
>>24332309
I left the show half-way through season 5, it just lost its luster.
>>24327164
What gets posted on this board as 'feminism' is usually misandry which isn't what the vast majority of feminists are
>>24332348
Eh, pretty much TbH.
Close one desu senpai
I havent watched mlp or fapped to them in a long time but I assume once you do it, it will always be with you
>>24332444
imo, a "brony" is just someone who likes ponies. The show's gonna end eventually. After a certain point it's not really realistic to just watch the show anymore, imo.
I stopped watching the show years ago but ponies are still the stuff of dreams for me, so I consider myself a brony.
Professionally Diagnosed Asperger here
It seem like I am a failed autist though, I still can't be a normalfag due to being a socially fuck up.
I'm basically cursed to roam the earth endlessly between the normie world.
Life is shitty most of the day.
i just ate a mini pizza
was meh
>dislikes modern feminism
>autistic faggot
butthurt feminazi confirmed.
>>24333154
This is clearly just a bingo of everything considered grossly abnormal, so if you wanna be triggered, go be triggered somewhere else.
>>24326963
Know you're trolling but I'm an atheist and think it's mostly edgelords who argue with religious people. I've sat on discussion panels to have debates with Christian groups, but I'm not going to actively badger believers who aren't taking the piss out of me.
For instance, I used to know this person who would go to bookstores and make fun of religious texts whenever there'd be someone flipping through the Bible. There's no reason to do that other than to be plainly obnoxious for the sake of attracting attention. I think a lot of young atheists feed off being "counterculture" and "rebellious."
My parents didn't raise me to be religious. Their philosophy for me and my sister was to let us decide for ourselves. I never wound up believing in God, but, because God has never been a part of my life, I don't much mind that some people believe in Jesus, so long as they're not telling me I have to, too.
>>24333178
Why would EDM be abnormal ?
Not assuming the genres like Speedcore or anything too brash.
>>24326802
Upon looking at top, I thought I would have like 95% completion rate, to bad bottom spoiled it ;/
wingopingo
fuck you op, this is shit and all wrong. terrible autist test/10
you can't compare listening to music or playing videogame to mlp-faggotry
>>24333275
>being this mad
chill out, almost-autist, at least the fact you don't collect pointless shit saves you
>>24333222
Being honest, I don't even know what EDM is. I assume it is the stuff they play at raves. Judging by everything else on the bingo though I can assume that everything deemed autistic faggotry and is thus deserving of being on this list is the stuff contrary to being a rightist, socially-acceptable normalfag. Perhaps the dude who made this thinks being a normalfag only counts if you're a traditional blue-collar worker who wants/ has a wife and several kids, and only indulges in conventional things like watching sports on television, and indoctrinating their children to believe in Santa and the Christian god.
how many in a row do i need to win?
>>24333425
Bingo is a game won by fulfilling enough options on the board to create a line, so, in this situation, you need five.
>>24333195
I'm never a jerk about it in real life, but I'm pretty anti-theist. It's because other people's religions actually affects me.
You just watch, one of the biggest challenges of our era will be dealing with Islam, and I thought that even before this past week.
>>24333304
I see. Pretty a limited set of thinking though.
Usually an autist has no self awareness in public and just have a inappropriate emotional response when confronted with societal norm. Liking something doesn't make you a social fuck up. It is your way of behaving that does.
>>24333460
I've been to about a dozen Muslim countries, never had an issue. Islam extremism is a fucking tragedy, and most Muslims have backwards ideas, but one-on-one, they're usually nicer than Christians.
Speaking from experience in their countries.
>>24333541
How recent was that?
I've also talked to one, but he was extremely homophobic and brought it up for no reason.
>>24333539
"Autist" has been hella abused and misused as a term on 4chan since it came into popularity maybe about two years ago. Before then there wasn't really a go-to term one could use to group those deemed socially-unacceptable.
I am only trying to quantify the common denominator behind this bingo chart without any insight into the mind of the one who made it, though, so this is just sheer conjecture. And, yes, it is a pretty limited set of thinking. The type of people who are truly right-wing and conventional enough to want to settle down with a wife and kids are of a previous generation. In this new generation, if EDM as a musical genre is played at raves as I assume it is, it should be considered the new normal, thus rendering this chart outdated, since the terms have had their definitions rewritten, so to speak.
pls take brony stuff off, I may be gay and retarded but I don't want to be associated with them.
>>24326802
Is it a winner?
>>24333559
How recent was what? Muslims countries I've recently visited:
2013:
>Turkey
>Iraq
>Azerbaijan
>UAE
>Bahrain
>Kazakhstan
2014:
>Bosnia and Herzegovina
>Albania
>Turkey again
>UAE again
>Jammu and Kashmir (primarily Muslim part of India, not a country)
>Pakistan
J&K and Pakistan were the only two places I've been where I occasionally felt unwelcome and disliked for being a non-Muslim white American. People were really laid back and hospitable everywhere else. I'm not suggesting that Islamic countries are "good" - just that ordinary people will treat guests well without chimping out. Most of the folks I've met have been very kind.
I'd imagine the situation could be different if I was Jewish, but I heard things like "same god is for all of us, brother" and "I don't hate Americans, just their government" a lot.
Damn it. Guess I'll never be a real robot.
Almost.
I'm actually supper thin.
Bonu point: I actually do have Asperger's.
>>24334230
>I reference internet memes in real life
>I have few (or zero) real-life friends
OK. So how does this work?
>>24334264
he walks to random strangers and spout autistic memes, they walk away in disgust or confusion.
Damn, feels good to be a normie.
>>24326802
>I do not shower every day
Well that's great, showering every day hurts Your skin
>>24326802
There I go, my friends. Fuck this.
who /bingobrongobajina/ here?
>>24334483
are those red stars supposed to represent eye sharingans from Naruto?
>>24326802
>Being clean shaven
ishygddt
>>24326802
>not being against modern feminism
>>24334514
no you autistic fuck
>>24334599
>no you autistic fuck
You realize however that this is a thread literally about measuring one's autism via this arbitrary chart? Also, what do those stars mean if anything, and why did you make them when they could've easily just been crosses as normal.
no bingo, thank you jesus
There's nothing more - LITERALLY - that I hate more than fat people. Fuck all of you fatties. You are the actual scum of the earth.
Close, but no cigar.
Also
>I masturbate 3 or more times per week.
That's normie as fuck, don't know why this is in there since it's basically a free space for most people.
>>24335078
What's your favorite type of anthropomorphic animal?
>>24327164
>>24329800
So it's basically contrarianism.
>>24335096
Good question. I like Pandas I guess.
>pic unrelated
>masturbating at least 3 times a week is bad I masturbate at least 10 times a day on average.
How the fuck can you not?
>>24335195
Nice. I love dogs. Dogs are my favorite animal. Dogfucker 4 lyfe.
>>24329629
>>24329629
Yep. I only shower before my weekly ass shaving or seeing my bf, and hair gets washed at most once a week. Since my ass is bare, I can get it acceptable clean with only TP, bidet or wet TP, and a wet wipe. My skin is fine just being allowed to slough off onto my clothes I change regularly.
>>24335015
Okay my little autistic friend. Go start an arguement and scream at EVERY overweight person you come across from now on.
I fucking dare you to continue going about being the most embarrassing and pityful kind of human being your parents had the bother to receive you insufferable brat.
>>24335332
Found the fatty
>>24335291
I'm pretty normie. I like my furries to resemble humans.
No acne since I stopped showering excessively, but I usually wait at least four days between shaving.
>>24335359
Found the autist
Fattie > shitstaining retard
>>24326802
what do i win?
fuck you hiroyuki
>>24335374
I'm way into feral myself. Pretty much, I want an actual dog to sit on my face all day every day. Anthro's really just to make me not go insane, but it's still as feral as possible to me.
Also, I don't really have any dog pics on my HDD. For shame. I'm like, a total virgin when it comes to the furry fandom.
Let see the only ones that I didn't cover were the furry and furry fapping one, the virgin one, the anal masterbation one, I'm not a brony horsefag, I don't listen to shitty fucking dubstep edm shit, and o have no idea what gmu or Linux is. Also I watch anime but not religiously like most of you faggots
>>24335390
I can tell that you're mildly upset about your man boobs. But it's okay Anon, at least you're not black. You can change.
It's not that bad
...right?
>>24335419
Feral stuff and general zoo shit is way too much for me. I really don't like the fandom, too cringe and I need to hide my powerlevel.
>>24326802
I just answered yes to every answer. Just fuck my shit up rn famalams
>>24335425
>You can change.
You should tell that to yourself more often. this being genuine advice to adapt like the everyday person :)
>>24335380
You can shower every day but don't wash your face every day.
Don't use soap, and go buy face wash creams, and if you think it's girly then just order it online - but don't overdo it with the creams (watch tutorials and/or read guides how to maintain your skin).
Working out regularly is also good for your skin.
QUESTION: Why isn't the "no girlfriend/wife" space a free space as well?
>>24335540
"You should change your views because I'M too lazy to take care of myself! Don't health-shame me!!!11"
I don't like fat people because they're lazy and take up space. I was overweight and I didn't like that so I started working out, which fixed many things in my life.
You can keep dwelling and being fat if you want, none of my business really.
>>24335505
What do you deem "too cringe" about the furry fandom? The entire reason I'm pretty much a total virgin when it comes to the furry fandom is cause I think they're all so casual; it's pretty much actually just humanfuckers who for some reason like their humans with certain animal features.
You can't go into any part of the furry fandom and actually have an in-depth discussion on what it means to be a furry, cause everyone's a normalfag and isn't into it that much; they're just into, for example, humans covered in fur with a feral dog's head, and a dog's tail. That is 99% of anthro dog content right there. You won't see them writing poetry about dogs. You won't see them even capable of distinguishing what they get out of loving dogs from what another gets out of loving dragons. It's basically just ignorant, superficial circlejerking.
I don't see anything that could be deemed "cringeworthy" about the furry fandom besides otherkins, but THOSE are the VERY few I consider to actually be able to understand why they're furries in the first place, and they certainly do not represent the vast majority of those in the furry fandom, so they're outliers and thus irrelevant.....
>tfw only 1 bingo
>>24335540
Fat people are degeneracy incarnate. Gluttony is a sign of terrible willpower.
I like the skinny child molester more than the fat weeaboo. I am serious.
>>24335603
I'm just not the kind of guy to boast about my powerlevel online and in real life, which most furries tend to do. I just want to smack off to low-key anthros from time to time.
I don't know about most being normalfags. I don't notice them too much since they usually just lurk and don't take up a lot of space.
>>24335653
Well, being a furry is literally deciding that the raw human is not good enough for you, so you decided to turn to something else to represent your understanding of self, so I can see why many make it the face of their identity. Being honest, the first thing I ask someone I wish to know better is if they're a furry and/ or a brony, to determine whether or not we will ever truly be friends, cause I disagree with just being a humanfucker.
>>24326802
>I am against modern feminism
I want tumblr to leave.
>>24326802
shit bingo, having a beard doesn't make you a brony unless it's a really shit beard
neither does being against sjw styled feminism
No bingo, sadly.
>Not original
Blox senpai desu
>>24335596
I like how you capitalised your "i'm" to refelct away how you're actually too lazy to take care of yourself like a true autist.
Does mommy still have to wash your body and clean your bum bum?
In terms of each row left to right.
>Top.
Yes to all, gonna shave later this week though.
>Second top.
Yes, no, no. no, yes. (Waste of water when it's winter and I never leave my house)
>Middle
Yes, yes, yes, yes, only barely employed and quitting in two weeks.
>Second bottom
No, yes, yes, no, no.
>Bottom.
No, no, no, yes, no.
