Shit you laughed at in public that made normies think you're Hitler :
>Be me, 18 in highschool
>first period, talking about death and diabetus
>guy says that weight can't cause diabetus or something
>teach says " I think that's true, my former student, his cousin didn't have diabetes but he died of a heart attacks"
>he pauses
>casually says "He was 600 pounds",
>started keking the mightiest of keks
>whisper to my friend "fucking no shit he died of heart attack"
>everyone is looking at me in shock that I'm laughing over this
>normie says "that's so messed up, why are you laughing at someone's death"
>"600 pounds" keeps repeating over in my head
>mfw, kek'd so hard I was sent out to calm down
>>24325549
There's this video of a girl that threw puppies in a river that made everyone assmad in like 2011 I think. The sound of the puppies yipping as they hit the water made me laugh until I cried.
>>24326289
Did you kek in front of everyone? If so, how'd they react?
>In sex ed class, high school
>Watching some video of this guy feeling his balls for cancer lumps
>Narrator just casually says: "Oh yeah, its perfectly normal if one ball hangs lower than the other"
>idk why, i just found this the funniest shit ever
>can't stop laughing
>everyones telling me to shut up
>laugh harder
>>24325549
>Group of retarded people walking by
>Everyone doesn't say shit
>I try to hold back my laughter as hard as possible
>Explode like a balloon into laughter at retarded kids
>Everyone looks at me, seething in anger.
>>24325549
Anon are you me? I laughed at the exact same thing, a lady telling me about how her 600 lb sister died. Except my friends who were with me were laughing too so we all got the evil stares and insults.
>>24325549
litrerally anything normies thought wasn't funny it would only be me lauging
>>24325549
>be me 5th grade
>before 9/11
>watching video on racism
>come to think of it that's pretty fucked up
>black kid says he is sad people say nigger
>laugh prettty hard
>kids are staring
>keep laughing, say "nigger"
>get sent out of class by teacher
>told i completely failed the lesson
>kids staring
>laughing to principals
>>24325549
>in library a few weeks ago
>Decide to show my failed normie friend some stuff i got from rekt threads
>normies hear us laughing
>6 of them came up behind the table and looked over our shoulders
>pull up pic related
>kekd heavily
>take off headphones and look behind me to see 6 normies with absolute horror in their eyes
>No one talked to me the rest of the semester
>>24326696
I think most people would kek at that gif
>>24326696
>he slips when he tries to get back up
holy fucking shit I can't
>>24325549
>in drivers ed class
>somehow my friend and I managed to be in the same class by coincidence
>edgiest teenagers around
>watching a video about car crashes and why drunk driving is bad
>they show actual dead people in the video
>most of the class is horrified but I had spent enough time on this site at that time for it to be laughable
>and that's exactly what we did.
>there's a scene with a dead guy who is bent all out of shape
>loudly exclaim to the class
I guess you could say he's been out of shape lately
>edgy friend and I have a hearty kek
>disgust and horror sweeps across the faces of the other kids
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>24326852
>been out of shape
>>24326289
I did this with baby male Chicks being thrown in a grinder, I had previously seen an edit with Benny hill theme over it and the sound imprinted in my head. That did not go over well at all for me.
>>24326438
Is this why you R9K laughing at retards? It's why I R9K.
>>24326696
I didn't think I'd laugh but then the guy had to slip
>>24325549
Why do normalfags even pretend to care that much? I'm sure the majority couldn't care less. Is groupthink really that strong?
>>24326438
Always have to hold back laughter when I see retarded people too.
>walking in city with normie friends
>group of retards in front
>when we're almost past them a friend notices me staring at the ground with a red face trying not to burst into laughter
>tells me I'm a bad person
>>24326372
They all asked me if I ever killed small animals for fun. They held an intervention for me a week later because they "were concerned that I might be a danger to people in my life".
>doing presentation on the effects of radiation
>show a picture of a kid burned to death by an atomic bomb, 90% of his body burned to a crisp
>teacher gasps
>"oh my god, did he survive"
>"No, he turned into spiderman, does he look like he did?"
>let out a chuckle while saying this
>people just look at me like I'm somekind of psycho
I don't even know why I laughed, it was clearly a stupid question.
>>24326771
Then you'd be wrong. Empathy with the kid triggers a pretty strong physical cringe and "no!" reaction. For people with functional affective empathy, that is.
>talking with mother and family
>she mentions her friend who is an artist
>tells me about said friend's son
>he was born without thumbs
>I snort and start laughing
>family looks at me concerned
>I tell them the irony of an artists son having no thumbs is extremely comical
>my mother calls me a jerk
>>24326988
this, retards are just plain silly, I don't understand why we can't laugh at them.
>>24325549
I laughed at the Holocaust, literally :
> Be 14
>Watching a documentary about Holocaust in history class
>I was a pretty edgy kid at that time, gore would always make me laugh
>See piles of corpses, still manage to not laugh
>Then we see the nazi making slide skelly jew corpse down a hole.
>An edgy troll friend tell me: "Looks like Bernd sliding a toboggan "
>Bernd is a skelly friend in another class
>Didn't expect it, almost bursted with laugh, I managed to stay silent although I was crying of laughter
>Teacher notice, he thinks that I'm crying of shock and ask me if I want to breath outside for a moment "
> Just shaked my head, couldn't speak
>Next scene in the documentary, we see them moving huge chunks of corpses with bulldozers
>Couldn't hold it, I laughed so hard that even others classroom heard me.
>Teacher thought I was so shocked and horrified that laughing was the only way to express myself.
>All the others students knew the truth
>>24327023
Yeah but the dude slips right after, that's funny shit
>>24326913
Lost my shit at "Benny hill theme" but that is way too fucked up family
>>24327067
>being horrified over a fiction movie
kek normies plz
>>24327067
our class was edgy as fuck as well, we were watching the pianist and cackled like hyenas when the old jew was thrown out of the window on his wheelchair by SS officers. In our defense, the exaggerated abuses of the jews is common among kike holocaust murder white-guilt porn films such as that.
In highschool I argued Eugenics isn't inherently bad, mentioning that we actually already practice eugenics through the mandated sterilization of the severely malformed and the way we almost systematically abort fetuses shown to have downs syndrome in utero at rates that reach over 90% in some areas. I argued that like any branch of scientific inquiry there lay a latent possibility for tremendous benefit as well as heinous misuse, and that the fear of eugenics being any more especially 'evil' and deserving of suspicion than any other branch is ultimately irrational and wrong.
They thought I was literally hitler.
>>24327090
Yeah, normalfags as usual.
>>24327105
God, I would have loved to be in a class full of edgy kids, we were only 3 edgies for a class of 20
>>24327127
Normies will be like that, i once got the shit beaten out of me for saying that using embryos for stem cell research is OK.
Fucking normies know shitty about science.
Back when I was 15 our teachers had a server of movies that we watched, it was a poor school so nobody cared it was illegal.
Anyway ended up editing some of the movies, putting scat porn and brutal babyfuck cp movie where a baby is tied to a table, then putting them back into the folder, one day we are watching the ring and the hardcore cp starts to play and everyone freaks out and girls are screaming and teacher wasnt in the room at the time comes rushing and turns it off.
Later all teachers gathered around, said they knew who did it, my heart was pounding like crazy "thats impossible" and they said the person responsible has until the end of the day to come forward and admit.
Never did, never got caught, teachers never knew. Laughed and joked about this later with my boys since we werent moralfags.
I miss those times...
>Be in university's library
>This lanky skinnyfat white dude with a baby face walks in
>Approaches a guy on one of the library computers
>"Excuse me you're using my computer"
>Voice sounds high pitched as fuck
>Guy looks weirded out, but he's a Canadian normie so he says sorry and gets up
>The dude sits down and proceeds to put on full blast what sounds like a Nasheed
>Everybody is looking at him, but nobody says a thing
>Eventually one of the staff tells him to turn the volume down
>He does; 30 seconds later starts to yell "Despite the history of Nazi abuses the Israeli government continues to subjugate Palestine"
>repeats this 3x
>At this point I can't hold it anymore and start giggling
>Some bitch beside me gives me a weird look
I just can't win this normies, this might have been the funniest thing I have seen yet I'm the weird guy
>>24327209
>putting cp on a school server
>being this retarded
>>24327019
i kek'd desu
>>24327236
No I spliced it into the original movie file. And why is it retarded? Or sysadmin was 60 years old retard.
>>24327275
Because of the baby torture CP? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Question for most robots ITT:
Is there any particular reason or event that caused you to be this way/who you are?
Especially >>24327209, like scat is w/e, but hardcore cp? How does that not make you sick to your stomach?
Were you abused as a child or?
I'm genuinely curious as to what went wrong in your life.
>>24327296
hi reddlt!
>>24327288
>>24327296
We were 15 years old you fucking retard we watched edgy stuff all the time.
We browsed rotten.com and downloaded videos from dc++
Is this some type of retarded unfunny troll? You both sound like a 40 year old soccermom
>>24327296
hello normie. as you can see your shaming tactics won't work on us here because we're anonymous. Please go to another website where you can form a mob and ruin people's lives over what they said. Bye bye and have a nice day now.
>>24327296
Don't worry, only the edgiest most deluded robots would actually do something like this. Some of us find it obscurely funny in a twisted 'fucked up story' way but wouldn't never actually be this edgy.
>>24327321
I'm interested in degenerates in general, so it's a legitimate curiosity thing. Like what causes a person to deviate so far from societal norms?
>>24327346
>wouldn't never
Well I dun goofed I'm outta this thread
>>24327209
Shit like this would disgust the fuck out of me, but I would get amusement by seeing how terrified the normies are.
They're so psychologically feeble, the slightest thing will set them off.
>>24327067
I laughed at the gassing scene in the boy in the striped pyjamas. My whole year level went to the cinema to see it. Other people were crying. That was embarrassing.
>>24327334
>baby is tied to a table
Yeah that's really funny, and edgy m8....not like its totally psychotic or anything.
Even 99% of pedos would be disgusted by you, fuck off
>>24326438
I've done this before, but tried holding my laughter. The expression on that retards face was so priceless. Was walking with onenitis and she kept asking why i was laughing, or trying to hold my laughter.
>Be from small farmtown town
>We have two negroes, one from equador, one from eh some other place
>I start to play "Run Nigger Run, the pattyroller gon get you"
>Everyone laughs, including negroes who patheticly and awkwardly laugh
>C.luck niggers, they are obedient when they are in small group and cant gain chimp-buff
>>24327418
I think it's because its a group of them. Individually they don't make me laugh, I'm either indifferent or sad, but in a group its just too much for my senses
Especially when they interact with each other, its like watching 6 year old kids play on the playground except its 40 year old bald men
>>24327334
What was your reaction to the first "edgy" porn or video you watched? Did you react in a normal way, or did it have zero effect?
>sitting next to friend in some class
>watching schindler's list
>at one point in the movie there's a scene all in black and white except for a little girl who's dress was false-color corrected to bright red
>later in movie
>nazis shooting up the ghettos, killing da j00z
>"shocking" images of piles of bodies, etc.
>scene cuts to footage of a wagon-load of bodies being carted away
> the little girl in the red dress' body is on the top of the pile
>lean over to bro, whisper in his ear
"blue team has captured the flag"
>he cracks up
>I crack up
>both trying to contain laughter but completely failing
>almost everyone else in the class, including the teacher, is looking at us with absolute complete disgust and utter hatred
>somehow avoided detention
good times
I have one, it's not really about something I laughed at, but more something I did that made a bunch of normies have a rumble in their tummies.
> few years ago when I was 17, at the mall food court with my normie friends after the gym
>1pm, retarded people come here everyday at the same time for whatever reason.
>they always sit in the middle of the big table in the middle of the room making it almost impossible to navigate around them
>not fucking today
>speed walk to the table, set tray down right before the first of the tards could
>front most tard lets out a mighty roar of distress because he couldn't use the table
>other tards join him in making this weird whooping sound, mixed with that one lion king song, forming a symphony of sorts
>the Down's syndrome quartet keeps playing their tune until security and their wranglers come to see what's up
>wrangler asks me what happened
>"well, gee I'd imagine it had something to do with his mom's dual affair with ol' jimmy beam and captain jack, if you know what I mean... Leading to severe fetal alcohol syndrome. Thus potentially causing his condition I have some literature on it at work if you ever wanna stop by"
>"as for the sound, I believe it's some sort of distress signal. You should follow it, you know like that dog on tv. Maybe they have some sort of super sonar senses or something and he's alerting us of a possible crime."
>instant glares of seething anger and pure hate from the wranglers, security, my friends and the people around us
Still laugh about it to this day
Being 17 was so much fun.
>>24327684
Fuck, I lost.
>>24327615
>Blue team has captured the flag
Fuck. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
>>24327296
Genuinely please kill yourself. I want you dead.
>qt at uni brought a viola case to lecture, she has practice or something afterwards
>I tell her that next time she brings it she should wear a hijab
>she laughs, but everyone else turned around and stared at us
This was yesterday.
>>24327296
You need to understand that is not done for the sake of itself, but the reactions of other, influencing their behavior, giving you "power" over them.
>>24327684
Cool story of something that never happened.
>>24327227
sides are in orbit
>>24327227
Normies have no fucking sense of humor. That shit is hilarious.
I usually think most things are funny but I hate seeing dogs hurt.
What bothers me even more is that I'm not normal and can see a woman raped by a clown be hilarious, but then the most normal looking people will kick dogs like they are annoyances.
That's why I despise women that act like they are empathetic angels but then show no love for people's pets. Women are not human.
>>24327334
Don't worry f_am, ignore these moralfags.
>>24326912
Hello edgyness my old friend
>>24327399
normie aleeeeeert
>16 years old
>small class, we were like 10 people
>one day some guys from a disable people association come to give a speech
>guy with cerebral alsy was one of them
>electric wheelchair, fucked up posture, it was hard for him to speak
>I literally didn't undertand half of what he said
>and that was hilarious
>try to hold my laughter
>girl from class is doing the same
>teacher looks at us in disgust
>at some point, cerebral palsy guy says something that I swear sounded like "aanon i'm watching youuu"
>*almost* crack up, i let out a small laughter i think guy didn't notice, but everybody else in the classroom did
>girl did the same
>literally holding the laugher and wiping my tears off
>jesus christ why is this so amusing
>at the end of the class teacher confronts me and the girl
>"i couldn't help it"
There was no consecuences. Turned out fine in the end.
>>24327023
People aren't laughing at the little kid getting hurt. They're laughing at the other kid slipping as he tries to balance himself. I didn't laugh until someone here commented how comical it looked. Get a grip, first year psych undergrad.
>>24325549
>sex ed in seventh grade
>teacher lecturing about human fertility
>talking the current record of multiple births being somewhere around seven kids
>>better warm up the barbecue
>get kicked out on principle even though teacher was laughing
Still got to see the birthing video with the rest of the classand in reverse
I was at church and we had a new priest.
He had Tourette syndrome
It was his first and last day in our parish.
>Last week
>In History lecture
>Roastie professor talking about religious tensions in Russia.
>Trying to connect it to modern events
>"Like that plane of Muslims that crashed a few weeks ago with no survivors"
>Pic related flashes across my mind
>asked to leave from laughing too hard
It's the little things
>be in class
>everyone is silent under test conditions
>sitting next to a window
>look outside
>see an elderly man in a mobility scooter
>he's been parked for several minutes not moving
>another hour passes and he still hasn't moved
>another man turns up and goes up to him
>goes away and comes back with a car battery and jump cables
>I start giggling like a schoolgirl
>the man takes the back cover off of his scooter
>connects the jumper cables to the flat battery in the scooter
>there's a big spark as he completes the circuit
>scooter jerks forward and bumps into a fence
>I'm almost crying with laughter at this point
>teacher asks whats wrong
>I point outside at the jumper cables
>she tells me to grow up
>get sent out and my test paper is ripped up
It was probably funnier IRL as I suck at explaining.
>>24329375
No, they're laughing at the juxtaposition from "impressive show of skill" to "fuck jesus horror did it died". It's the basis of comedy, establish a thing and then contradict it.
See: Shitty Simpsons jokes like "I'm not easily amused!....Oh look a squirrel LOL"
The slip is a delightful bonus, but also contradicts the show of skill presented by the guy earlier.
Source:
No. I didn't go to school, I learned everything I know from my mind.
>>24326696
That's from an ad, iirc.
>at work after holiday
>return
>they're installing all kinds of safety apparatus and signs around a big machine
>ask whats the hubbub
>"Oh, Vince, you were away, ohhh there was an accident, Dennis fell into the machine and he's in a real bad state..."
>Dennis is a short, fat, stocky guy. Sort of like a Turkish George Costanza with a moustache
>"Jesus is he alright?" I ask, hoping for the gory details
>"His limbs have been completely destroyed but hes stable....he'll never breakdance again"
>the guy seemed about as athletic as a snail, the image of him busting a groove had me in stitches
>colleague looks at me in absolute horror and disgust
>apparently it was his passion in life
>still in tears of laughter
>never spoke to colleague again in 2 years of working together
>>24326289
>>24326913
Do you have a link to these videos?
>sitting in 7th grade class
>catholic school
>nun is a teacher
>assignment last night was to measure a muscle relaxed and flexed
>kids stand and give their report
>everyone does biceps of thighs
>wise-ass kid next to me gets up
>"2" relaxed, 4" flexed"
>I lose my shit
>everyone else in class is "huh?"
>everyone except Sister Sadist
>comes down the aisle like she had a bran muffin for breakfast and headed towards the bathroom
>grabs wise-ass and me by the ears
>drag us down to Sister Superior's office
>sits us down and explains what happened
>Sister Superior tells Sister Sadist to return to her class
>I can tell Sister Superior is stifling a laugh
>we get a "stern" lecture and sent back to class
>>24327127
i did almost exactly the same thing in my 2nd last year of hs
> tfw oneitis in that class agreed with me while everyone else thought i was hitler
despite the teacher thinking that, i still got a B+ so...
>>24326934
You should try a mirror
When I was a kid, I joined this youth basketball league that my best friend at the times was in. His mom would take us every week. The last time I went one of the kids there fell and hit his head on the floor and started crying. I found his crying hilarious and burst out laughing. His mom told me I couldn't come to the basketball league with them anymore.
>>24330600
>>"His limbs have been completely destroyed but hes stable....he'll never breakdance again"
what did they expect, honestly.
>>24329375
>>24327023
It sucks how the people who are convinced they are experts are the hardest to convince that they might be wrong.
>>24330056
IRL baneposting has made me crack-up in complete inappropriate situations as well
>>24325549
Once me and my friend (he was the last friend I ever had T.T) were in a car getting to his place and when we drove into his neighbourhood, right in front of us, there was a man in a wheel chair... mowing his lawn... with a push mower. Imagine the extreme level of physical comedy this presented, because it was one of the most ridiculous things I'd ever seen. I was laughing so hard my friend thought that, through the car and over the lawnmower, the man would hear me. For whatever reason, he didn't seem to think it was funny. Also this was around Christmas so I said "I know what that guy wants from Santa" (a sit mower, that's the joke) which made me laugh even harder but he just thought I was some psychopath. Well fuck you you damn halfling nigger, I know funny and that shit was gold.
i dont really have any stories like these but i have a tendency to laugh when teachers try to get up me. i think most of the permanent teachers knew this after the first 1 or 2 years, but every time we had a sub teacher and i would get in trouble i would just loose my shit and laugh in their face, which in turn would make them more angry which was even funnier
>>24330718
Thats what most people say, but her side of the story is apparently as simple as "and when I told him that he's permanently disabled he burst out laughing!" which doesn't help my natural resting serial killer face.
>be about 16 at the time
>was friends with those typical metalhead kids who thrived on edge
>never dressed like them so never really got lumped with them
>watching some security training video in class for whatever reason
>office with desk in the middle and woman walking up to it like its an interview
>interactions go on for about a minute
>sitting in the back bored with two guys in my class
>suddenly woman in interview stands up
>bangs her chest
>explosion happens which grabs our interest
>see body parts and explosions aftermath everywhere
>people in class are saying things like "what the fuck" "thats awful"
>her heads rolling off to the side
>one of my friend says "extreme headbanging"
>for some reason laugh so hard I couldn't breathe (now I realize how bad it was)
>people in class look back in disgust in our direction
It was clearly a fake head too, no idea why everyone got so miffed over it.
>>24330976
>never dressed like them so never really got lumped with them
iktfb. You gotta be a feather to flock together
>read news story
>some canadian guy had gotten compensation for his ptsd he got at work
>the job was to kill unneeded sled dogs, like 300 huskies
>had to do it by himself
>ran out of ammunition, had to use knife
>story said he had to "wade through corpses" to finish off the last dogs
>imagining this guy in his own personal husky vietnam, turning to the camera and saying "it's a living, eh"
>cracking up at this all day
>finally someone asks what I'm laughing at
>disgusted stares all around
still think it's pretty funny
>>24331107
>>imagining this guy in his own personal husky vietnam, turning to the camera and saying "it's a living, eh"
Top kek, that's a pretty funny mental image, buddy.
>>24325549
>Go to poshish school
>Some kid dies, we'll call him deadnon, seemed alright
>Has a memorial service at school, mandatory to go to
>Grill comes in with dyed hair, from blonde to brown, not like pink or blue
>She gets excluded
>Quickly tell friends "Thats harsh, deadnon didn't get excluded for dieing"
>Get few laughs but a majority just horrid looks
>>24330653
Took me a minute but I keked
>at a ceremony for military school
>kids with high rank get military sabers
>friend and I in front row to watch
>announcer introduces the kids' parents when they come up to give the sabers
>one guy only has sister and mother come, no dad
>both landwhales of the highest degree
>turn to friend
"They must have ate the father"
>we both burst into keks for a solid few minutes straight
>mfw the commandant notices us
I don't think anyone else did, except the other students sitting near us.
Some oc
>yesterday
>some guys playing Fifa
>somebody says something like "wow I fucking wrecked these French bastards"
>say "guess who said that just a few days ago"
>everybody looking at me
>"that wasn't funny anon"
>>24331258
>that double standard
Fifafags are fags like that.
>>24331107
>saying "it's a living, eh"
Donating a few shekekels your way
L I T E R A L L Y I was living with my brother and his family, and my sister in law was talking about Defiance or Deviance, a WWII movie. She was mentioning downloading it, and I remembered how Defiance or Deviance is the name of a release group, so I of course thought Defiance by Defiance would be funny. She brought it up later when she was angry at me and was like "YOU LAUGHED AT A HOLOCAUST MOVIE." I BTFO her in the argument though, which was funny.
>spend years learning about linguistic structure because I suck at language
>learn persuasive skills including paying more attention to body language and others expectations
>finally got to use them on her
>accept my faults, rebut and redirect her misperceptions
>she literally ends up confused and walks away, I never even raised my voice or got out of the chair
>go back to drinking my coffee and eating breakfast
>brother just kinda sits there, she even asked him "well what do you think" and he was like "uh, idk"
Only the living can know the joy of diffusing a woman's argument.
>in economics class senior year
>it's me and a few friends in a class with our juniors who are mostly cunts
>talking about some faggot, can't remember his name it was some CEO
>teacher says he got arrested for cp
>I start laughing, thinking back it wasn't really that funny but I lost it
>friends are chuckling as I laugh
>cunts being cunts
>teacher says "yeah that's not funny"
>say while laughing "if it's not funny what is it; sad?"
>teacher and some students say yes
>keep laughing but go back to the lesson anyway
Lol I cheated my way through that class anyway, didn't do shit and ended with a 96, senior year was fun
>>24331107
holy shet bru that was a unexpected kek
>>24330400
>>get sent out and my test paper is ripped up
What the fuck
>>24331583
Isn't that standard where you come from? You even so much as breath in someones direction during a test/exam and they can tear up your paper, causing you to fail for not "following the conditions"
>>24330537
Dude's right
Most jokes come from a difference between what's expected to happen given the situation and what actually happens
Like contrast ?
>>24331583
Literally how standardized testing works.
>>24331622
>>24331640
In what shithole do you guys live?!
>hanging out with the goth kids
>about to go buy cigarettes from the Chinese man who does not ID
>fattest goth gets phone call
>finishes call
"My grandpa just died"
>time slows to a crawl
>I can feel the guffaw build in my diaphragm
>rises up like some demon through my chest
>physically double over with the force of the "HAW!" that erupts from my mouth
>goths kick me out of their car
>>24331634
>Like contrast ?
Wrongness is the best way it's been put. Any joke that's exceedingly fun is that way because there's something pretty wrong about it, or in the way it's told.
>>24331670
>goths kick me out of their car
fuckin' posers
>at college senior year
>walking around on campus
>dead of winter
>sidewalks very icy
>guy walking in front of me slips and bites it hard
>it's seriously cartoon level how hard he bit it
>let out a hearty chuckle
>professor runs up to assist Icy McHurtbutt
>hey I know that guy
>fucking history professor I had last year that fucking hated me
>give another little snicker to Goody Twoshoes Von Boringhack
>he gives me stink eyes for laughing and walking right on by
I don't care how old you get, people falling down is always funny
>>24325549
>17 years old
>English class
>Set up our desks in a circle for retard session
>Talking about death
>It's awkward, avoid eye contact with everyone
>Girl telling some story, not even listening
>Look at a girl with a funny face, our eyes meet
>The silent laughs where you tighten your lips and gasp air in and out.
>Burst out laughing
>Everyone stares
>Face red, profusely sweating
It really sucks not having a normal mind. I can't take anything seriously.
>>24331708
Admittedly he was always twice the goth I was.because he was so fat
>>24331659
Britbong, doubt its surprising to you hearing that.
>>24331745
hearty kek
>>24327288
Found the normierandom shit for the robot
>>24325549
>Freshman year of high school
>about 2 months in a kid in my art class is stabbed to death outside because inner city
>Relative comes in to inform us of this
>See bunch of girls who were mostly rude to him start crying and looking at some of his old art pieces
>For some reason, this tickles me and I can barely contain my laugh, let alone hold back my smile
>Girls at my table look at me in horror
I managed to come up with an excuse about my way of dealing with death. I really did feel bad though.
>highschool
>some 4-5 yo girl with terminal cancer visits school at lunch
>everyone encourages and is nice to her
>am edgy af with 2-3 friends
>loudly say "Fuck make-a-wish foundation, why would I give MY money to some dying kid it won't matter if her dreams come true"
>fact I said this spreads around
>massive normie rage
>keep keking hard
No regrets bros
>be 2012
>sophomore in college
>a bunch of sorority girls got drunk on new years eve, got into a car and drove their car across 3 lanes of traffic into a pole
>three of them died
>whole campus is in "mourning"
>"such a terrible tragedy couldn't have been prevented"
>nobody is saying "hey don't drive drunk or you'll fucking die"
>it's all "wow what a horrible thing that is in no way their fault
>in my calc class, which sorority stay #2 had. It's a class of 150 people
>professor starts going on about what a good student she was, how she was a star that shone bright and shit
>start laughing,a small chuckle at first
>"she was going places"
>in my head,I think "into a pole"
>start laughing so hard that everyone is looking at me like I'm the biggest cunt that's ever existed
Don't even explain myself,just leave while laughing my ass off
>my walk home I kept fucking laughing because every four feet there was a poster for them
>going places, at 60 miles an hour across four lanes of traffic straight into a pole
The last stacy ended up dropping out due to "grief"
>>24329377
Lol that pic is hilarious
>senior year of highschool
>my ap lit professor had a stroke,half of her face looked like it was melting at all time
>constantly dribbling coffee,drool etc out of her mouth
>my friend and i,kelly, we're talking about what it's be like if she gave a blowjob
>I start losing my shit
>there is no turning back
>teacher turns around quickly,but in doing so, some drool ejects from her mouth and onto the white board
>kelly leans over and says "kinda like that right?"
>I laugh so fucking hard that the teacher starts crying and I got suspended for three days
>when my parents heard about it they said I had to go do something nice for her
>three days of cleaning fucking gutters trying to suppress laughter. She'd look out the window and half smile. It was only a half smile because half of her face didn't work and everytime I saw it I wanted to die
>>24325549
This one time some frined of a friend when talking about how his parents were gonna divorce.
We were sitting outside having a smoke and for some reason he misspoke for some reason by saying that his father was looking for a boyfriend.
So I asked him:
>is you father looking for a boyfriend?
And for some reason he agreed. While we were talking all serious first at this moment I lost it.
He looked at me like what the fuck but I could not stop laughing even though his parents were about to divoce.
Still not sure if his father's gay or he didn't understood me.
>>24326418
Balls are just fun.
>Be me 16 in gym class
>Have female teacher in her 20's
>Starts giving us instructions on how to play floorball
>"It's important that you all have a firm grip on the shaft and control your balls"
>All the guys crack up hard
>Teacher gives us an angry look
>Start laughing even harder
>>24331258
Holy shit I did a similar thing around normos the other day it was funny af I don't remember the joke tho
>>24325549
>In a photography class
>doing this weekly class critique thing where everyone posts up the pics they took that week
>one dude went to "suicide bridge"
>took a pic from under the bridge
>proceeds to explain he got lost trying to find the bridge
>instantly kekking hard, trying to stay quiet but my face is red and tears begin to flow
>only my one friend in the class seems to get it, he's kekking pretty hard too.
>professor asks me what I'm laughing about
>I manage to choke out "I can't stop thinking about someone someone going to the bridge to kill themselves and getting lost and just being like 'I'm such a loser I can't even find the damn briiiiidge!'
>others start laughing I start laughing out loud I can no longer contain it
>professor tries to stifle a laugh "t-thats not funny"
>>24331845
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>>24331845
10/10 made me chuckle
i guess i'm just as bad as you
> Studying occult stuff
> Teacher puts on a footage of human sacrifice for Satan
> I laugh at degenerates killing themselves
> Everyone is glaring at me as if i killed them
> Footage of a mass suicide
> I burst in laugh while others are disgusted
> Get thrown out of the class
> Picture of a guy slashing his throath while others say chants replays
> I laugh so hard the cleaning lady asks if i need to see the nurse
>>24327090
Pol, pls, y u do dis
>>24327067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iagUmxfdj0E
>>24329377
I don't get it?
>>24330056
Dude any time I see for you in public or anything bane post related I can't handle.
Played:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS1dO0JC2EE
With:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
I couldn't stop laughing and was about to get my ass kicked by a group of chads but they told me "i'm not worth their effort"
>>24327399
>pedos being disgusted by pedophilia
/b/ the thread
>>24327209
Literal psychopath
>middle school
>some stupid kid playing football steps on the ball and falls flat on his face
>splits his lip open on the pavement
>laugh my ass off for a good 10 minutes because he looked so fucking stupid crying with his lip hanging off his chin
>death stares from teachers who came to help and some other kids
>spill my keks when i see him with stitches and bandages some days later
>sent to principal and have to apologize to him
>can't look at him in the eyes without giggling
>the kid was pretty popular so a lot of people hate me for the rest of the year
I bet they would have laughed too if they saw it happen.
>>24327209
>Tonight, on "Shit That Never Happened": kid claims to have put cp into school movies.
>highschool
>school ends and walking outside the gates
>walking next to pick-up area where parents drive their kids home
>really busy with lots of traffic
>see a little girl crossing the road
>suddenly an SUV slams into her
>girl gets launched to the side walk
>SUV backs up
>see the girl's shoes perfectly aligned on the road, same spot where she got hit
>immediately think of looney toons
>burst out laughing while everyone else looks concerned
>people stare at me with disgust
>girl survived with a light fracture
>last year of elementary school
>going to the opera, Die Zauberfloete
>cheap ass school so cheap ass seats way in the back
>row behind us is seated with a group of literal retards
>random HUUUURRRRRGG and ANNNNGGGGHHS over three hours of classic opera
>whole class keks the fuck up every time
>teacher and parental guardians be mad as fuck
One of my better school memories, had a real sense of unity to it since literally everyone in my class laughed.
>>24332960
>parental guardians
Fucking juveniles this is an 18+ website
>>24330605
Puppies
https://youtu.be/RLfwPaCziTc
>>24327057
>he was born without thumbs
Loving Every Laugh
>>24332415
>not surfin bird
>>24332988
Work on your reading comprehension, retard. This happened almost 20 years ago.
>be on the street with friends
>little kid on scooter comes rolling by
>little kid eats shit face first into concrete
>I'm laughing my ballsack off
>kids crying and bleeding
>I don't have those friends anymore
Still giggle thinking about that kid falling
>>24332960
Dude magic flute is god tier I've seen it 3 times
>>24325549
>be me in uni
>philosophy prof talking on life and death ethics
>talks about friend who has a sick dog
>takes dog to vet and has no choice but to put him down
>vet does injection but doesn't work for some reason
>profs friend feels guilty for trying to kill it so takes it home to live out its life
>dies a few weeks later
>have discussion after this stupid story
>I ask if the friend got his money back
>prof looks at me with disgust
>whole room silent
Stupid normies that's a legitimate question
>>24333153
I can't remember shit from it, though i can still remember the retard noises as clear as day.
>>24333246
Hey at least you remember the important parts
>going to school
>dad was driving me, my brother and his two friends to the bus stop
>dad was running late for work because friend #2 was late getting to our house
>dad is pissed
>walks out the door all mad and shit
>he trips on the porch steps
>stumbles forward and falls
>made a smacking sound when he hit the cement
>laugh so hard my stomach hurts
>brother and his two friend glare at me and ask my dad if he's ok
>silent car ride to the bus stop
It was actually the first time I'd ever seen my dad fall. Hasn't happened since then.
>>24331107
sides are gone
jewbotblox
>>24332119
Lost it. Lost it hard
Last week when my friends were talking about terrorist attacks in Paris, the deaths and etc. I just told them that it doesn't phase me one bit, people die everyday all around the world and I couldn't care less, unless it's a person close to me like someone from my family, or a good friend of mine. They actually called me autistic. I keked a little
>>24325549
I'm 5'7 190 fatfuck, and desu this seemed like a completely natural reaction to have.
Yeah he died, yeah he's fat. But man, the way he communicated that, it was a 600lb punchline chock full of comedic gold. I would've laughed desu senpai.
Somewhat related. I didn't do this, just saved it off /v/.
Have a free bump.
>>24333439
Why didn't she just block him as soon as he started getting weird?
>>24333592
Bit too forgiving, I guess.
>>24325549
>everyones bitching about france and whatever
>one of the persons talking about it tells us about a "disgusting tweet"
>it's a video of a pakistan kid dancing with the tag "when the terrorist attempt in france is a success"
>couldn't help but laugh
>everyone loos at me disgusted
How sensitive can these motherfuckers be.
>Be me
>Be at small family party
>Hanging out with dad
>Dad was a bit of a edgy bro
>8 y.o. niece walks over wearing a cloth over her face
>She tries to scare us
>Dad casually tells her to lean in
>Smacks the shit out of her
>We both laugh so hard
>She runs crying
>I cried from laughter
>Look over and see everyone staring in complete awe
>Laugh even harder because the mom didn't know what to do
>>24333439
Leave Alice alone you big bully
>>24333634
Or maybe she thought it was fun.
I know lots of girls who allow guys to flirt or talk dirty just because they they think it's amusing.
Heck, some of them even play along with it.
Or so they claim, I think they just like the attention.
Holy shit this entire thread is amazing
>>24325549
Who
/startslaughinginaninappropriatesituationthenworriesabouthowitsmakingeveryonemadsocontinuestolaughnervouslyinappropriately/ here
Its fucking maddening, it often happens when my students are practicing their speaking which makes me feel like a gigantic shithead but I'll just think of a funny joke and chuckle and then realize I shouldn't be laughing so I laugh some more
>reading some book about a jewish girl escaping nazis
>not the diary of anne frank, but remember the stars or something like that
>teacher makes the students read it out loud
>one kid reads the nazis with that stereotypical weird gay german guy voice
They put me out of the room.
>>24327438
>make fun of people for not being able to handle banter
>make fun of people for handling the banter
You're just an asshole.
>>24327019
Bro don't care what any one says fantastic response I keked
>>24331107
>imagining this guy in his own personal husky vietnam, turning to the camera and saying "it's a living, eh"
That would make a fucking perfect Wojak image, without the verbal part of course.
>>24333439
Fucking /mk8g/
>>24330653
Are you a great oldfag or just a lying shit? I find it impressive that Catholicism has all but collapsed in the Western world and yet so many kids went to Catholic school and faced a stern nun in full habit.
Well, there was that time my 8th grade teacher whom I really despised at the time was telling us about how her house burned down, and I couldn't keep myself from laughing a little. Fortunately, there was this Korean kid in my class who laughed too.
Then there was another time in 6th grade I had to read some shitty dialogue involving some little kid with leukemia and I couldn't get through two sentences without giggling. Even I don't get that one.
And of course,
>You're mean, Motari
>>24327589
Watched anal rape scene on motherless. Pretty terrified at first, but cane back a couple years later and jacked off to it like no tomorrow
>>24330976
Oh, maximum kek. How could you not laugh?
>>24330976
Kinda similar thing happened in my high school social studies class.
>Class discussing french revolution
>We're focusing on the guillotine
>Teaching talking about the people that would get sent there
>Someone gets a call
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzfTPp4moA chorus from this song starts playing
Everyone had a nice laff.
>>24326696
kek reminds me of pic related, i laughed so hard at it my family was just looking at me in horror. something about little people being sent flying that makes me laugh
>>24326696
is the kid dead
>last year of middle school
>walking home and see this black kid from class I some times banter
>ask if his mom is a lesbian
>"What?! NO!"
>start preaching about the current year (2004-5 idk) and how he should love his mom no matter what
>gets even more flustered so I continue to ironically berate him for being prejudiced
>left hook from nowhere
>I slip on ice and he continues to hit me but im just laughing my face off because he cant throw a punch for shit
>guy on porch yells to break it up and we do
>kid looks like AngryCryingWojak.jpg and yells something I cant remember
>reply "see you latter buddy"
>porch guy probably heard some and tells me I had it coming
>"I sure did"
>>24334939
that's why I thought the guy tripped, freaking out that he might have just killed someone accidentally like that.
> holidays in Austria with childhood best friend
> concert in town
> it's outside at the center of the city place
> decide to go see it
> arrive at the place but from behind the scene so even though we can hear the music we don't see who is playing
> music is clearly shit
> instruments clearly not synchronized
> public seems okay with it tho
> weird
> slowly walking around the scene to get in front of it
> lead singer start singing
> "agnneeee argneeee ta ta ta rrregnnneeeeeeyyyy"
> wat
> we begin to laugh
> yet all austrian people still listen like nothing is happening
> arrive in front of the scene
> retards
> fucking retard concert
> my friend and I have some diificulties containing our laughter
> "arrgnnneiiiiyyaaaaaaaa ta ta ta regniyyyeyyy"
> we just can't
> burst out laughing
> some people notice
> how could they keep their calm I still don't know
> Austrians looking at us like we're hitler
> the irony
We bought a beer and left because of the bad looks we were getting.
>>24334985
That's exactly the type of situation where I'd laugh at both parties compulsively. Something about conflict just makes me giggle.
Remember the same thing happening when my friend just randomly knocked out some nog who had been talking shit with a haymaker when they passed in the hallway. Nigga flew into the wall and slid down then bawled his eyes out. Everybody wants to be gangster til it's time to do gangster shit.
Then there was that time I got my cousins to hate me because I could not stop laughing when they got in a big fight all crying and shit over something I would have considered petty (don't even remember what it was that was so long ago).
>always known as smiley when I was in 3-6th grade because my resting face was a smile
>moment of silence in class because 9/11 day in America land
>friend tells me a joke, burst out laughing
>teacher pulls me out in hall, starts chewing me out
>smiling the whole time because I can't help it
>"do you think this is funny?"
>literally get detention because I'm always smiling
At least I don't smile anymore
>principal arrives at classroom
>tell us a classmate hung himself
>Classmate asked why
>Told us he hang himself because he couldn't stand the fact that he was homosexual or something like that
>Got curious and investigated
>Turned out he actually hanged himself because they posted photos of him sucking Math teacher dick
>Laughed very hard because it's a lame excuse to kill yourself
>later on they did a school ceremony in honor of him
>Principal said "He died because he was mistreated"
>actually believing somebody gave a shit that he was gay
>Actually killed himself because he was eating math teachers dick
>kek 'd very hard when she said that
>People started at me with hate
>hitory class, highschool
>teacher ranting about examples of genocide
>seductivewhisper.XML
>Anon, it has 2 legs, and its both brown and red.
>half a dog
laughed at it for 2 days straight, it doesnt even makes sense, dogs dont even need to be brown, but it just maked it batter.
>>24329377
>7th grade
>sex ed class
>teacher talks about penis sizes
>says black people have bigger penises than white
>demonstrate it on a ruler
>me and friend burst out in laughter
>because of black penises
>cannot controle it
>girls literally screaming at us to stop
>teacher looks at us just grinning
>still cannot controle it
To this day, I don't know why. We just couldn't stop, and nigger penises were hilarious in these days.
>>24335412
What kind of kuk country do you live in?
>>24327321
>tripfag
kill yourself pls
>>24330653
I don't get it. Someone explain please.
>>24325549
I'm a Muslim and my "friends" in late middle school-early high school always used to joke about 911 and terrorism in general with me. Thinks like "please don't fly a plane into my house" or just saying Allahu Akbar over and over. Because of this, sometimes during 911 documentaries, particularly when they show dramatizations of the the terrorists screaming as the planes crashed, I'm reminded of my friends and I brake out laughing.
Not a robot but my brother is
Some motivational speaker came to their school and the guy was a quadriplegic. The speaker finishes and asks if there are any questions. In front of like 600 people my brother asks what the speaker does when he's happy and he knows it
>>24326696
That's literally America's Funniest Home Videos tier content.
Our whole school does a minute of silence for some dead poeple who died in a planecrash recently.
We were all outside on the schoolyard. Halfway through I just bursted into laughter because some girlwere seriously crying for a few random dead people.
I just walked away and my friend came shortly after me. People were looking at me with disgust.
I'm glad it was the last week I had to go to school.
>>24327067
>Next scene in the documentary, we see them moving huge chunks of corpses with bulldozers
That video will never stop being funny. There's just something comical about hundreds of dead skeletons being pushed around with a bulldozer
>get invited to first real sleepover
>watching sappy chick flicks, like Titanic and My Girl
>gets to the death scene in Titanic
>I laugh when I'm sad or nervous
>they're all crying
>I burst into hysterics
>they all look at me like I just raped a chicken on the kitchen table
>never invited back
We were watching Of Mice and Men in English in high school and I laughed when Lennie got shot because he got cut off mid sentence and there's just something about the timing of it that was really comedic.
It triggered a half hour talk among the class about empathy and how important it is because I honestly could not explain why I found it funny. I swear I wasn't just doing it to be edgy just fucking watch this scene it's sad until the fucking gunshot mid sentence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTYm-8Wf6GQ
>>24330537
I just realized why /r9k/ is so funny.
>>24331832
That's not even clever, though...
>>24335253
was it good dick?
>>24335784
I laugh or smile when I'm telling the truth but think that people think I'm lying.
>>24327209
Wow that would be funny if it actually happened.
The fact that you fantasise about that is quality edgelord.
I hate it when teenagers use kek. I hate you people so much. Your stories are funny, tho. You're all normies, btw. If you speak up or have any social interaction or have friends, you're a normie. You're just sociopaths.
>>24335498
He flexed his dick.
>>24335792
idk that shit's pretty funny dude.
>>24326913
I and everyone I know who seen that video doesn't think it's bad, It's painless after all, but I can't help but feel a little bad.
>>24335432
Germany.
You're absolutely right.
>>24327438
>chimp-buff
O im laffin
>>24325549
>doing infantry training breaking for the weekend
>a sgt starts talking about harassment for some reason and then a Cpl says yes sarge but don't forget that general he was touching his own men
>die laughing no one else notices
>one guy says that's not funny
>keep laughing
>no one shuts up during lecture on tactics
>say next one who talks is gay loud enough for officers and sgts to hear
>die of laughter and everyone keeps saying shut up
>using NVG goggles
>told they can't see through glass
>look at military vehicle forget driver is black
>say I can't see anything its all black
>all the troops die laughing
>MCpls are pissed eyeballing me for being a wise ass
>Our course warrant brushes it off and jokingly says he's the only one allowed to be racist
>never realized what I did until after
>>24335412
>black penises
BIG
>>24335792
I don't like how they made Lenny retarded in the movie. I listened to the voice over of the book, and I personally prefer him being a dumb sounding hick instead of a retard. Feels better.
>year 7 drama class
>old man teacher who everyone was afraid of
>one group of girls doing a story about some made up girls life or some shit
>it ends with one girl standing at the front and saying "sally was so fat she couldn't see her feet then tripped down the stairs and died"
>genuinely lose my shit crying with laughter rediculously loud
>can't stop laughing and im the only one who found it that funny
>realise my teacher will kill me but can't control the laffs
>no matter how hard I try can't stop laughing
>get sent outside to calm down and just continue laughing outside the door in tears for 5 minutes
>>24327684
That was pretty mean. This is the only story where an anon verbal assaulted someone. Still laughed at your prose though
>>24328887
Did you fall in love with grill?
>>24335792
Oh shit, same thing happened to me but it was Lord of the Flies, and the scene was when Piggy gets btfo by a boulder.
We had a gay substitute teacher that day, he was screaming and crying that our generation was filled with unappreciative children. He was literally triggered.
>>24325549
My long time oneitis told me she was raped and I burst out laughing. I don't know why. I felt horrible for her right away, it just seemed too terrible. Like when you see how fucked up life is and you just laugh because there's nothing else you can do.
I think we robots deserve to be alone. Other, normal people have the skills to console each other and help each other out in need. I don't know how you can go about doing such things. We are literal retards.
>>24335815
this tbqh senpai desu
>girl is crying during gym class
>some other girl asks what's wrong
>tells her it's the anniversary of her sisters death
>my friend, without missing a beat, turns around with a straight face and says "I know how you feel, my cat died last year"
>I burst out laughing
>girl cries harder and says "she was also mentally handicapped you ass"
>my friend goes "well my cat was 35 pounds and died of a heartattack, which was pretty funny"
>laugh even harder. My sides are to fucking Pluto at this point.
>girls turn to me and says I'm just as bad for encouraging his behavior
>tell them to fuck off
>go back to playing basketball or whatever we were doing
>me and my friend were probably the edgiest people there
>English class
>We have to speak
>"What makes a good parent"?
>Grill answers "You shouldnt rate them (She meant judge)
>Teacher: "You shouldnt RAPE them?"
Laughed my ass off, teacher gave me the evil eye, most students never heard the word so didnt know what was going on.
I dindu nuffin anyway, the teacher got it wrong and not raping your kids is part of being a good parent
>>24334311
Not that anon but I went to Catholic school. Even had a religion class and was forced to attend church during school hours every Wednesday
>>24331454
>be Viet
>travel to Cambodia when I was 16 with some friends
>we visit Tuol Sleng prison
>have a joke with my friends that I stole from Kurt Vonnegut, whenever you are asked "are you a member of the Turtle Club?" you have to shout "you bet your ass I am!" then there is an hour of cease-fire to forget
>I remember the game first and I make my friend scream and say ass in Tuol Sleng prison
>>24333019
>the last pup spinning around in the air
not exactly what you're asking for OP but it's worth telling
>years ago
>grade 11 math class
>unit we're currently doing involves graphs and parabolas and all that bullshit
>lots of drawing of shapes and shit
>black guy in the class asks "wait, which way is horizontal and which way is vertical?"
>turn and respond to him with "you hold a gun horizontally, a police officer holds a gun vertically"
>he laughs really hard
>no one else does
>teachers sends me to office
>suspended
>he was literally the only black guy in the school as it was a very rural white community so it's not like i offended anybody
>>24335792
So this is why my teacher had us watch the original version. That shit Is lame senpai
>>24328430
I don't get it this one at all. Is it a reference or what?
>sex ed class, around 12 years old
>teacher talking about different kinds of sex
>"well you have oral to penile, oral to vaginal, penile to vaginal, penile to anal..."
>Audible_Guffaw.mp3 at "Penile to Anal"
>friend starts laughing at me
>Victoria with the huge tits gives me angry look
A few classes later, History, teacher going on about the formation of Australia
>"It used to be a Penal Colony..."
>In my mind think "A Penile to Anal Colony!" in a stereotypical Aussie accent
>Lose my shit and get sent out of class
>>24337224
le muslims carry bombs meme
the qt girl probably faked a laugh at his shit-tier joke but he's too autistic to realize
>in class an hour ago
>Prof starts talking
>"how was everyone's weekend?"
>No one really answers, prof keeps talking
>"good I guess?" "better than the people in France am I right?"
>try not to laugh at how edgy my professor is
>chuckle anyway
>walking in hallway in high school
>hallway is outdoors
>suddenly sparrow
>zooms by about 2 feet in front of me
>directly into the wall to my left
>hit the wall so hard it bounces off and lands right in front of me, again ~2ft away
>all this happens within the space of 3-5 seconds
>broken sparrow proceeds to quiver and die in front of me
>can't stop laughing
>people in hallway are shocked/offended
It was ridiculous. Bird just slams into a wall out of nowhere right in front me.Could not help but laugh.
>>24337339
Another story
>kid attempts suicide at my college last semester
>jumps from third floor of science building
>everyone crying and in horror
>I could care less
>later on in the day one prof is handing out tests and talking about the suicide
>says people only do that for attention
>hands back some guys test "you're not gonna jump are you?"
>fucking kek
The professors here are so edgy its great.
I'M LITERALLY CRYING IN LAUGHTER THANKS GUYS
>be me
>be 14/15 in school common room
>see annoying girl bursting into treats
>she steals my pens, mischiefoclock.rar
>overhear her say 'my sister needs all the love she can get right now'
>say 'of course she does, she's related to you'
>everybody goes silent and looks at me
>'anon, she's got leukaemia'
>kek and walk away
that's what you get you filthy thief, hope she died
>>24337334
>le Muslims don't carry le bombs meme
Kill yourself roastie whore
>>24337339
Based professor, to be honest.
>>24327296
those guys have no sense of morals and ethics, thats all
i watched tons of gore shit too when i was younger but i never thought it was funny, just ... curious
In 1st grade, cafeteria I'm eating lunch anyways the setup is long tables and in the middle the doors open and people walk through the middle in front of the whole cafeteria center so we always stare at the line of students coming in. Anyways its just a few students and a teacher or two.
This fat lady teacher was holding her tray of food walking near the entrance and in grand spotlight in the middle where everyone can see she fucking slips on a food puddle of some shit and throws her tray in the air like she stepped on a bannana. Omg. I didn't know you could move a large person at the speed of light.
At the same moment the whole cafeteria gasped and stood up, I pointed, laughed and said HAHA SHE'S STUPID!!
Some girl snitched on me the next day. Nothing really happend. Have many more stories.
>>24325549
One of my friends was telling me about how a women's studies professor at our university came from a broken home, escaped and was raped and I burst out laughing
I don't even know why I laughed but everyone thinks I'm a psychopath now and every liberal arts student on campus avoids me
>>24331107
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/canada/9219583/Canadian-man-slaughtered-up-to-100-huskies-following-Winter-Olympics.html
>>24325549
I know this kind of laugh, it's the kind where you just can't stop. I haven't laughed like that in years.
Anyway, here's John Krasinski doing the inappropriate laugh
https://youtu.be/nuybldFGbCk?t=7m38s
>>24327139
Shit mang, me and my two buddies were the only ones in a graduating class of like 150
>>24331711
I usually laugh after I help people
>freshman year at uni
>asians on bicycles are as bad at riding them as driving cars
>in front of the math building there is a little arched bridge
>about 4 feet across and two feet to the peak of the arch
>watch asian ride up, obviously in very high gear
>torquecurve.xlr
>asian dude fucking stalls at the peak, stops in place, and falls sideways into the rocks about 3 feet below
>run up to see if he's okay
>he is
>laugh and tell everyone
Another time on campus I had to physicially grab handlebars and stop an asian girl from hitting me, head on, with her bike.I'm a big guy for themAsians are bad drivers but much worse bicicle riders. I was weary of being hit by them every single day because there were so many close calls.
>>24326852
i miss when /b/ was good and edgy
>>24333439
>C-can we talk bout v-video games now?
>No, bend over
>>24334311
I also went to catholic school, but I've never had a nun teach me before. All normal teachers.
>>24325549
I keked as fuck when I was on /v/ once and somebody posted that sonic comic where tails is in the park and fucks two toddlers while doing scat. shit was pure autism even though disgusting as fuck and I started to kek out loud for like 40 minutes in that thread. my roommate came to check out what the fuck is going on and he was like wtf anon
somehow the mods overlooked it and didn't delete the thread even though it was pedo scat porn. now, that's what I callshitposting. too bad I can't remember the title
>>24331845
Had a similar situation:
>Jr. In High school
>Sophomore kid dies, word is it was a traffic accident
>Feels and prayers all around, handful of girls crying
>Assembly called
>Full story comes out, "he was riding drunk..."
>You have my Attention
>"...without a helmet..."
>Are you fucking serious
>"...on the back of a moped."
>The laughter begins to well up inside me, I fight to contain it
>"He fell off..."
>Holy shit, cant contain it
>"...and was run over by a bus."
>I am gasping for air, snorting, tears are running down my face.
>Flee the auditorium.
>Only a few friends realize how funny it is.
>>24335924
It had 2 colors.
>>24337403
I would have lauged like crazy
>>24337582
Why didn't they just gas them?
>>24325549
>highschool 18 years old
>history class
>Teacher telling us stories from the second world war
>its a story about a guy who survived the first nuke in hiroshima only to travel to nagasaki and get nuked again
>died
>im laughing like a maniac at the absurdity of the situation
>>24325549
>sophomore in high school
>in health class
>learning about driving stuff
>shows us a video of that redneck taxi driver crashing his car and getting decapitated
>chuckle at the beginning at the fact he has a nascar/mullet/biggest redneck I've ever seen
>crash occurs
>only person in class dying of laughter
>>24327209
Sounds normal, schools should go on a filed trip to the abortion clinic.
10 years old watching the boy in striped pajamas with the whole year in the room. The scene where pavel gets 18andabused.com'd beaten over the head with a wine bottle and called a stupid jew, find this ridiculously funny and even my egdy friends dont find it funny, get sent the fuck out and bollocked by my bald teacher.
>>24325549
>can't think of anything
>>24336090
>Germany
>Sex ed in 7th grade
Yeah nah
>>24337339
Based professor
We had a moment of silence in my lecture
>>24330976
Am I missing something? What the fuck happened in this story, a suicide bombing?
>>24338259
Disregard that, I suck cocks. Just realized they were watching a video.
>went to see avatar to the movies with a friend
>scene when the humans are blowing up the tree
>dramatic music ensues
>cinema goes silent
>some girl sitting next to me is sobbing
>out of nowhere a fucking horse on fire in the background
>friend and i look at each other and can't fucking contain laugther
>half the cinema turning their heads to look at us
>couldn't stop laughing for the whole fucking sequence
Good times
Sorry cant green text
During the first year of highschool I had a biology teacher who was a real bitch to me (she was sjw cunt). Thing is biology was not one of my main subjects and there would be no final test on biology (this is some european school system), only requirement is to get good grades, and teachers of other subjects didnt care because they would not get blamed for you failing final test. However this bitch was constantly giving me assignmets just because I disagrred with what she was saying. So I almost failed biology first year. I was fucking pissed.
So I am meeting my classmates just before the next year starts and I hear them talking "did you hear? Did you hear? This biology teacher passed away..." sadness in their faces...
And I am like YES! YES!!!! FUCK YES!!!! I then notice horrified looks on their faces. She wasnt old and healthy so it was very unexpected. I just didnt have time to hide that exitement.
>>24327438
>Innocent black people are singled out and made fun of, bordering on threatening
>Pretend to react positively in fear of actual threats and being made even more of an outsider
>>"Haha dumb negros, not so tough now"
This is seriously sadistic.
>>"But its just a joke!"
Yeah real funny psychopath
>>24337522
How does EVERY liberal arts student know to avoid you anyway?
>in 7th grade
>go on a field trip to the city to see a Romeo and Juliet play put on by some underground hipsters
>tiny auditorium, about 100 seats and crowded as fuck
>it is important to know that there were no stage changes, so the building and shit were there the whole time
>there is a bench in the middle that is involved in almost every scene
>scene come up where Juliet stabs herself with a knife
>the noises she made while doing it were anything but the sounds of someone dying
>sounded like a cow giving birth and looked like pic related
>fakest looking shit ever
>me and my friends kek tremendously
>cant stop
>theater is silent except for us, getting death stares from my normie faggot teacher
>laugh harder
teacher driving us back from the city
>we are talking about the play and shit
>i say that the bench was the best actor, cuz it was in every scene
>whiteknight normie teacher turns his head 180 degrees
>whatdidyousaynigga.webm
>he unleashes his fury on us (three middle schoolers)
>yelling that we have no respect for the actors that worked their ass off for the play
>blah blah we arent mature
>black friend who gives no shits starts to yell back at the teacher
>the whole time im fucking dying
>Mormies at work talking about the German Wings incident
>I can't help but remember all the baneposting shit I read here.
>start giggling uncontrollably
>received Death stares and how-dare-yous
>>24326979
Yeah. They don't care themselves they are just ultra conformists. Only condoning crude humor when it is directed at a robot. That is when normies abandon their superficial morals.
