1. your race
2. list some privileges you have
>black
>SJW girls are always unconditionally nice to me and always want to talk to me
>can talk about anime without looking like a loser
I'm black but I really can't think of any pros. I guess I'm less hairy than whites women.
>white
>literally created the civilized world and most forms of science, medicine, and technological innovation in the last two millenia
>>24324007
1. White
2. Get to hear non-whites complain
>>24324060
>>literally created the civilized world and most forms of science, medicine, and technological innovation in the last two millenia>>
no you didn't eugene. all you've accomplished is watching vietnamese cartoons while ejaculating by yourself in seclusion
>Indian
>nothing
Did I do something to deserve this?
>Half white, half native Canadian (injun)
nothing, because being half white and native sucks. You don't fit in anywhere.
At least I don't look like a native? Only upside I can think of.
>>24324007
>Polynesian
>Tall
>Naturally strong and athletic
>Can outwit sjws
>tfw walking with 10 male relatives all over 6'1
>>24324007
>implying blacks can talk about anime without looking like a loser
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Blonde w/blue eyes male
>naturally attractive with no effort
>beta as fuck
>fml
>>24324007
Mexican
Can hit and approach on asian girls without looking like a creep or scare them away like blacks
Latin lover stereotype
Bitches love hearing spanish
Feels good mannngg
>>24324007
>"White Hispanic"
>Respected by both whites and la familia
>>24324007
>white
>people don't assume anything about my personality or upbringing - i'm a blank slate when people meet me
>higher expected salary than anyone except asians & indians & j00z
>girls of all races probably find me more attractive and are more willing to date me
>i'm not immediately under suspicion when I go into a shop
I have to say, it's pretty good. Privilege is definitely a real thing.
>white
>uh I guess easy to blend in with the rest of the population?
>>24324007
>Mixed race
>Black and italian
>None, because I'm poor and literally everyone looks at me as if I were the plague
>>24324007
>white
>I can pull off being emo
>that's basically it
>>24324007
>>24324007
>mixed black/white/hispanic/native
>get to make unlimited racial jokes without being called on it
>>24324238
>>24324244
jesus christ you guys don't have any non-white friends, do you
>>24324251
You are every sjws worst nightmare lol
>>24324007
1. White
2. Never been beaten up by a cop
>jewish
>family is rich
>have all the connections I could ever ask for
>didnt have to take out any loans for uni
>look white but can claim nonwhiteness when it counts
>>24324090
People probably assume you're smart, for one.
Also you get fantastic facial hair without even trying.
>white
>buying and using drugs without giving a fuck about the cops
>asian guy
>
>>24324234
>white
>people don't assume anything about my personality or upbringing - i'm a blank slate when people meet me
Not true. You'll be judged on what you're wearing, whether you have dark hair and eyes and so on. It's pretty easy to see the difference between Scottish backpackers and a wealthy Italian family.
>>24324257
I have one incredibly large formerly football playing black friend who moved to Oregon.
>>24324257
i have no friends
white people dont have a connected community like a lot of brown folk do
>>24324275
Damn joooss
>>24324251
>>24324265
I hope you abuse the fuck out of that power and fuck some tumblr tags up with antagonism
>white
>literally nothing
>1/8 aboriginal
>get my education paid for
>black
>can easily fuck chicks with daddy issues
>no one sees you as bf material though
>>24324007
>white
>police in my town are really racist and there are some things that they really only ticket black people for
>>24324305
if i were edgy and had nothing to do with my life i just might.
>>24324305
This
Go forth and do gods work mongrel anon
>>24324290
>whether you have dark hair and eyes and so on.
Like, not really? At least where I am (Australia) people barely even notice your eye/hair color. They certainly won't make any heavy assumptions about me based on it.
>You'll be judged on what you're wearing
Yeah, sure. I was talking about race-related assumptions for the most part. The point is that how I dress/my mannerisms are far more easily changed than my race - so it's far easier to choose how I impress people.
>>24324203
Mexican-American
>no latin lover sterotype because not Chad (was virgin until age 32)
>don't know Spanish because 4th generation
>mexican manlet gene still flows in my DNA somewhere (even though I escaped by being 5'10)
I think my passive privileges/traits are canceled out by being a robot.
Whatever I don't need them I guess.
>>24324203
Lolwat? I am asian and most of my friends including me hate blacks and latinos alike. Maybe thai sluts like you beaner.
>>24324368
You are an embarassment please kill yourself
I cant even you lousy fuck
even beta mexicans get laid at around 18-20
>>24324007
>arab
>every business owner in the area is arab, immediate promotion and managerial positions
>>24324400
Eww hate thais and flips
Go only for koreans japs and chinese
Its alright chang your cousin loves burritos
>>24324340
You mean edgy in the classical sense?
Because what I had in mind was just stirring the pot a little for laughs. Not to be actually hateful.
>>24324400
says chang as he paused from fapping to his tentacle hentai with his subhuman 3 incher to post on r9k in astonishment that his waifus don't want dicklets
to vent, he went down the street, found the nearest dog his white neighbor owned and took it to his grill to cook for dinner
after eating his fill, he makes his big post on r9k and the goes to bed tightly grasping his waifu pillow while repeating "china number one, china number one" wishfully
>>24324469
Top kek carnal
Brb gonna go fuck another one of changs cousins
>>24324405
Cool theory Chaddeus McNormie.
>>24324442
H-games are not real Carlos. Beaners are funny thou, would hire your sister to clean my house.
>>24324090
the fact that your self-aware makes you better than 99% of indians. you aren't tech support, you are aziz anzari
>>24324543
>chinks thinking they're useful for anything that isn't manual labor
lmao
>>24324007
>white in brazil
>Can enter in any store without people thinking i'm gonna rob them
>people don't cross the street when i'm walking close to them at night
>>24324295
This, we're a race of loners. At least the men are anyway.
>Salvadorean
>Not mexican so I guess I don't get those stereotypes.
Literally nothing else, im incredibly short, way shorter than mexicans and im feeling pretty down.
feels bad man.
>>24324007
1. White
2. Grew up in the First World with parents that are responsible people
>>24324543
chinks are the only ones who play h games chang
>>24324090
You get to poo on the ground.
>Jewish
>rich family
>well connected
>don't even look Jewish (IE I have straight blonde hair and a normal sized node)
>>24324102
lmao, man. Pure natives were pretty beautiful people. The only reason they're ugly now is centuries of pollution by inferior white genes.
>>24324007
>Black
>Can say the 'N" word with ease
>Can identify with hip-hop/urban culture
>Be proud black without people shaming me for it
>white
>have done some horrible things and gotten away with warnings
>>24324007
>Italian/Mexican
>Big dick
>Tan but not brown
>Wavy hair(i like it anyways)
>Naturally pretty muscular
Life is pretty swell
>>24324007
>black
>I don't know
Only really cause I'm invisible to 99% of people ever.
>>24324831
ok this is lit
>Mexican/Native American (Mexica)
>Live in Suburbia
>girls kinda think I'm cute
>not a lot of friends that actually talk to me
That's all I got tbqh family
>>24324946
what does that mean, I can't tell if you're being positive or if you're doubting me
>>24324995
i'm mexican and would never have thought of a half itialian mexican, shit blew my mind
>>24324007
>white
>none
>>24324203
>Latin lover stereotype
Died in the 90s. You're a modern day slave now carlos.
>>24324060
>white people still believe this without irony
>>24324007
>korean
>people dont follow me around the store and I can walk across a security line without being "randomly" searched
>innately good at video games
>random white girls fetishize me
>half turkish/ half white
>dark blonde hair, blue eyes (turkish father had some white ancestors apparently)
>can pass as white anytime
>most people don't even realize I'm half turkish
>don't get profiled by police
>SJW can't argue with me because I can play the race card
>preferential treatment at uni and college because muh minority
cons
>hairy
>women don't exactly like turkish guys unless they're roastie sluts or SJW
>>24325201
Automobile, Internet, Jet Airplane, Computer, Laser, are all white inventions.
>>24324102
I thought that would be a good mix. All of the government benefits with non of the social prejudices attached to Natives
>Asian/Korean
>smarter than 100% of blacks, mexicans; 99% of whites; but fuck jews and indians there's always 1 that's smarter than me
>can be racist to all as long as I don't cross the line
>>24325581
>Korean
>smart
lol
>>24325526
>implying you personally played any role in their creation and aren't just identifying with a group that includes millions of criminals, retards, and layabouts
>>24324007
1. White
2. Get treated superficially well in non-white countries like India, Thailand, Turkey, UAE, etc
>>24325596
Sure, if you're indian or a jew I would agree with you.
But when you're a white cuc.k?
:^)nice try burger flipper
>>24325648
funny you call me a kek since koreans have the highest amount of mixed race people in east asia
> white french
> anyone cares about I do or don't do
>White
>police are kind to me, even when they technically shouldn't be
>bitches love whitey (any contrary belief is literally a meme)
>dat privilege, the only reason I even have the option of being a private NEET (I'd totally murder you all to keep it, too, because my ancestors created it and yours did not)
in b4 someone I offended tries to deny fact
Best part is I'm not even racist, I unironically commend black people on their taste (watermeleon, grape soda, obese white girls with big asses, PCP, fried chicken, predatory mating strategy, lotion, etc. are the fuckin' tops)
I bet you think I was trying to be racist, but jokes on you, I really do like all of those things.
>>24325740
fucking kill yourself desu senpai
>>24325740
The only whites people have a problem with are the ones that pretend their advantages don't exist.
You sound fine.
>>24324705
That's only true if hey aren't ruining themselves by the end of their teens.
I have not seen a single hot native woman in YEARS. Most get overweight or fuck themselves up with alcohol and look like they are in their 40's before they hit mid 20's.
You are right though, if you do find a hot one, keep her. Very rare and, from what people tell me, always wife material.
>>24325564
It can be, if you can grab the benefits without having to live on the reserve. Metis don't get along with other natives.
If you are referring to whitewashed natives, they take advantage of free school and leave when they can. The ones who are the best bros are whitewashed, but only in the sense that they recognize how bullshit living on the reserve is. They have the best combination of both worlds since they are pretty damn smart.
Though. you can say that about any race, I guess.
>>24325526
wow master race lol
kings of distractions and running away from their problems cool
>>24325526
You're also the creators of incest, rape, murder, homosexuality and being international frat boys.
Asian
Can be as racist / homophobic / judgemental as I want, as people find it cute and endearing
>>24325833
>people find it cute and endearing
that's because you're a weak ass bitchboi
>>24324203
>Tfw mexican but look middle eastern
>Tfw sperg as fuck
>>24325776
Yeah there's some really hot native girls, I know two, and they're fucking crazy though.
>half white half ingin, mostly look ingin
>get pity from white people and hear the "Oh wow, my great great grandmother was a charokee princess" every fucking time.
>>24325988
>"Oh wow, my great great grandmother was a charokee princess"
I'm 1/4 Cherokee, and look white. If I claim that I'm part Cherokee, all I ever hear is "CHEROKEE PRINCESS LE 1/220572305th CHEROKEE xDDDDDD"
FUCK
>>24324007
1. asian
2. nobody talks to me
>be white
>want to learn more about white history
>open history book
>>24325911
Yeah, pretty much no different from most girls to be honest.
I would say that, from what I experienced, native girls are pretty damn prone to feminism and SJW shit. Only the conservative and churchy ones are wifeable, to revise what I said. They, of course, find husbands before anybody even blinks, kind of like hot blacks girls, asians, etc.
Anyways, if I really wanted to find some good things about my race, at least its much easier to associate with white people than with natives. It's when I open my mouth that gives me away. I picked up that weird mega-Canadian accent that people in small communities usually have. One other thing too is that, because I was raised on the reserve, I feel more comfortable around the informal nature of native life as opposed to every day interactions with whites. It's gives me nightmares thinking about finding a woman outside of the reserve because I don't feel comfortable in more formal interactions, even though I loath the opposite.
Anyway, blog post done. Post more hot natives, if you got some more.
>>24324007
>Black
>Have the benefit of being smart and black which means schools and jobs hire me quick because best of both worlds
>Chad is nice to me cause he doesn't have to compete with my blackness, but Tyrone is an ass
>Chad wants me in his social group because he loves Scrubs and wants to recreate Turks and JD's relationship
>I dress really decent
>Can proudly say i've watched all of the original Star Trek and finely versed in the Marvel universe and normies don't look down on me, they just laugh because "it's weird to see a black guy like that stuff"
>I can pull off Afro-punk-tier looks and people only find it cool, not me trying to be "le edgy"
>>24325226
>>random white girls fetishize me
>korean
kek
>>24324007
>white
>no privilege because live in 99% white town full of rednecks. trailer trash, and pill heads
>>24326275
>no privilege because live in 99% white town full of rednecks. trailer trash, and pill heads
>Not out smarting them with internet acquired knowledge to rise in the social rankings.
>>24326220
>being proud to be one of Chads social props
>Black
>In Highschool Chad picked on my white bros but never fucked with me
>Chad got me into a football game once and we drunk beers and made fun of Station Wagons.
>>24324007
>Half white, half asian
>Whites hate me for being half asian
>Blacks and asians in particular sometimes hate me for being half white
>Half the time, people have no idea what ethnicity I am and I get mistaken for all kinds of shit
>Girls who like asian guys reject me because I'm not asian, and because I'm not the popular kind of asian, like Japanese and Korean ("hurr, muh j-rock! durr, muh k-pop! herp derp cosplay conventions so I can dress like a whore and look how oh so nerdy I am guise xD")
>Girls who like white guys reject me because I'm not a blue-eyed, blonde-haired aryan
>Got to grow up as a loner and turn out socially retarded because none of my peers liked me
>>24324102
>Tfw someone called me an injun months ago
>>24325828
Dirty niggers LITERRARY belive this
>>24326377
>Girls who like asian guys reject me because I'm not asian
Err, meant not asian enough.* Fuck it tho.
>>24326089
Yeah, the ones I knew didn't live on the Res, they're living together, grew up metalheads, but they're also sociopaths and one of them might have been responsible for someone's suicide.
1. Hispanic/Mexican
2. Whatever privileges I have are irrelevant because I'm a shut-in NEET
>black
>can wear somewhat strange clothes and they look fine on me, but a white person wearing the same things would probably come off as trying too hard
>can say that progressivism causes problems without immediately being labelled bigot, nazi, etc
>Black
>Well there's the whole jungle fever thing so I get attention from males. But I can't talk to people and I'm also not into sex with love so..
Southern European
When I'm abroad, I can claim to be white or not white whenever it suits me.
