greentext your day
>got up
>ate cereal
>watched anime
>ate sandwiches
>watched anime
>drank tea
>shitposted
>>24323076
>got up 2pm
>ate mars bar
>play xbox
>pizza for din dins
>xbox again until 1am
>shitpsot + drink until current time, 4am
>got up
>showered
>showed up to work late
>worked
>went home
>got high
>watched trump rally
>shitposted
>ate dinner
>continue shitposting
here i am. getting ready for bed. tick tock h-haha
>up at 10
>off to school until 3
>eat vending machine shit
>bike home
>homework until 5
>bike to computer repair shop I work at
>current shitposting because nobody goes to this cruddy place
shift's almost over, which I have freezerpizza to look forward to afterward
>woke up 4:30am
>went to work
>did nothing for 9 and a half hrs
>worked out at really crowded gym
>came home and put some cold pizza on a plate
>wrote this post, pizza still uneaten
>got up
>jerked off
>showered and changed
>made fried egg sandwiches and bacon for breakfast
>had a video interview for a shitty job
>said they'll call candidates in for the next interview by Wednesday
>spilled water all over my keyboard and it died
>had to buy a new one
>got a call from another shitty job to set up a phone interview tomorrow
>jerked off again
>played video games all day
>made chili for dinner
>did laundry
>played more video games
>Get up at 1130
>Make coffee
>Shitpost and listen to music
>Do yardwork
>Go for a run
>Grab a diet dr pepper on the way home
>Shitpost more
>Listen to an episode of This American Life
>Start work
>Will be working until 2am
Not too terrible of a day. I'm volunteering this weekend and will probably go around the city taking pics with my new camera, that's exciting at least.
>Got up
>Showered
>Ate breakfast
>Left for work
>Worked
>Got off work and drove home
>Browsed /r9k/ for an hour
>Played some pc games after
>Made dinner and ate it
>Played more pc games
>Got on r9k again
>Will get ready for bed in 30 mins
>Go to sleep after that and repeat.
I want to die there has to be something more to life.
>Woke up
>Took 200mg Tramadol
>5g phenibut
>Put ABV in my morning hot chocolate
>I call it pot hot chocolate
>Vape a little bud afterwards
>Caffeine
>Go to class
>Go to other class
>Fail quiz
>Get home
>Snort 200mg tramadol
>Feeling great
>Vape a bunch
>Smoke cigarettes
>High as fuck now
>So high I decide to just smoke weed
>Smoking makes the smell more intense
>Smoke anyway
>Absolutely blasted
>Dad comes home
>Smells it
>Kinda upset
>Wonders how I paid for it
>Mom comes home
>"What's that smell?"
>"What's this package?"
>"How are you paying for this"
>woke up at 5:30
>got ready and made breakfast
>missed the bus at 6:00
>had to ask my dad to drive me
>get to school 8:10
>fail quiz
>3 hour lunch period spent alone
>go to bio class
>bus home for 2 hours
>go home and sleep while neglecting papers and assignments
>wake up at 11:00pm
>not tired enough to fall asleep anymore but need to be up by 5:30 again
why is life suffering
>get up a 6:45
>take shower
>moisturize and brush teeth
>go to the caf and eat breakfast
>go to programming lab
>go to calc class
>go to caf eat lunch
>go back and do work with friends until 3:50
>go to physics class
>go to caf eat dinner with friends
>print complete pre lab. practice for lab tomorrow.
>shitpost on 4chan for 45 mins
now i'm going to do the post lab for another class and get started on my physics lab calculations
>>24323076
>got up 2pm (>>24323126 mynigga.jpg)
>showered
>walked to army recruiting centre
>considered being an /k/ operator
>went home, food
>sat on couch with laptop ft. tea for 5 hours
>javascript
>got off couch to chase 11 year old bro for 5 mins
>food ft. coffee
>couch ft laptop and javascript til now
>eating and shitposting for a nother few mins
>javascript til 3am
>movie til 5am (watched thomas crown affair last night)
>sleep at 630
>>24323478
>moisturize
>get up
>go to wagekek
>do some homwork and actually at wagekek
>lurk r9k
>come home
>eat
>play fallout 4
>>24323411
Well you aren't going to figure it out browsing r9k and playing video games senpai.
>woke up at 6:25
>shower and get ready
>drive to school
>Forensic
>Biotech
>calculus
>govmt
>wait in the blistering cold for my friends bus to get to school
>while time we were cuddling
>drive home
>eat
>do hw
Overall a pretty good day
>got up at 4 am
>went to construction training.
>finished framing the bathroom
>Added wood varnish to bar
>learned how to use hammer correctly
>long walk home
>played videos game until now
>toasting in an epic bread
>got up
>went out
>shitposted on 4chan
>got a cute girls number
>texted for a while
>feels like things are getting better
>>24323076
>Be using LinkedIn
>Scrolling through people you may know
>Dismiss people from suggestions if no interest in adding
>Accidentally click profile of a former student, instead of the "x"
>I'm now going to show up as having viewed her profile
fdmnasofinme409wqfnwa
>Block student no more than 60 seconds after
Crisis averted, I think.
Guess I'll unblock her around this time next month. Unless she pays for LinkedIn pro, I won't show up as a recent viewer by then.
>wake up
>put trash can on curb
>shitpost
>eat
>remove empty trash can from curb
>shitpost
>masturbate
>shitpost
>eat
>shitpost (me right now)
>try to fall asleep
>repeat a very similar day for many more years
>woke up
>built a sound-barrier of pillows around my head while gf got ready for work
>woke up again
>jerked off
>left hurriedly for work
>raked leaves
>sanded stuff
>sanded more stuff for about 5 hours
>showed some wasps who runs this shit
>installed a ceiling fan (an hour drive across town at $50hr +materials, fucking lazy richfags)
>drove to mom's house for mineral water and pickled goodies
>bought beer from Trader Joe's
>regretted buying beer from Trader Joe's
>got a coffee from McDonald's
>watched/watching The wire
>going to sleep as soon as Tylenol kicks in
It's really not as bad as you it sounds...
>got up
>deposited money for car insurance in moms account
>went to gym
>studied for security + test
>went to work
>shit posting while eating a salad
>about to go to bed because school and work tomorrow
>woke up at 5:30
>attempt to take shower
>get kicked out by roommate who has to go to school
>coffee and cigarettes
>eat
>more coffee and cigarettes
>read some political literature
>more coffee and cigarettes
>eat curry
>more politics
>have a beer with my roommate
>go to take shit
>literally shitposting
>going to take a shower after this and go to bed
Overall pretty good except for the no job thing I got going
>get up 10:43 am
>drink juice, prepare sandwich
>eat sandwich while looking for an album of sonata arctica to listen while i play LoL
>album isn't available, download a torrent with their whole discography
>it'll take like an hour and a half, don't want to play with lag, so play super mario galaxy
>take a shit
>play LoL while listening the albums i just DL
>Have Lunch
>Keep playing until friend gets bored, like 6pm now
>Get bored as well, watch videos
>Browse 4chin
>take a bath
>Masturbate
>Play another game of LoL
>Watch the walking dead
>Question myself why didn't i stopped watching at season
>Watch country's beauty pageant contest
>Browse 4chin again
>Think i should study
>Enter /r9k/
>>24323745
I have a job. I wish could afford coffee. I opted for cigarettes. Life can always get worse.
> get up 9 am
> inject etizolam into rectum
> eat pancake
> shitpost
> watch debates youtube 2+ hours
> facetime little baby cousins
> shitpost
> sketch shit
> sob uncontrollably whilst eat ramen
> muh thienodiazepine
> fap nap
> wake up 420 blaze it + telebision 2+ hours
> shitpost
>got up
>ate pancakes
>drove to work
>worked from 9:30-8
>drove home after stopping at Wendy's
>drank beer and played Shovel Knight
>r9k
>>24323432
that sounds a lot like me after midterms
>woke up
>jerked off
>cooked & ate lunch
>went shopping
>shitposted
>cooked & ate dinner
>fried and ate churros
>shitposted
>jerked off
>shitposted
>woke up (4pm)
>joined a party chat on ps4
>still in party chat
>about to go get something to eat
>then stay in the party chat while alternating between WWE 2k16 and fallout 4 until 3:30 am
>watch anime until i fall asleep
>got up
>went to my one class, went okay I guess. Prof liked my mock press release
>came back and resumed panicking about the assignment due; I had no idea for what it was asking, nor did my acquaintance in the class nor any of the people he knows
>found some way to bullshit it, might get a bit of credit
>well, okay
>shitposted
>vidya
>a bit of reading
>went to the library to finish work for tomorrow, then read and vidya quietly
>basically just shitposted and did a bit of work
>came home
>going to finish the work when I'm done shitposting
Things have been worse.
>Wake up
>Take nasty, disgusting shit
>Go to gym
>Work out
>Come back and shower
>Make chicken sandwhich with fresh baby spinach and colby cheese
>internet
>do music stuff
>do more music stuff
>start drinking at about 7:15ish
>clean out fridge and organize pantry
>find expired eggs
>throw eggs into my apartment complexes giant trashcan
>go back inside
>do more music
>make chili tots
>study for test and do homework
>get bored
>come to r9k
>write about what I did with my day
>slept in 'til 12
>went and picked up my new glasses
>bought some halloween candy on sale at Walgreens
>did 1/3 of my math homework assignments
>finished English essay
>played CS:GO for 30 min
>played Killing Floor 2 for an hour and hit lv 15 firebug
>snacked on mini crunch bars and butterfingers while browsing /pol/ and /r9k/
>currently listening to some Syrufit music
>school
>fallout 4
>therapist
>more fallout
>cry myself to sleep
>wake up and eat
>cry more
>read r9k
>got up at 10am
>sat in living room, checking on sick sister
>watch random crap on TV to pass time
>cook chicken, clean up kitchen, etc
>shitpost once chicken was done
I get things done early. I've also built a hatred to being woken up before 9am.
>>24323076
>Wake up, 6:30
>Take a shower/brush teeth/get dressed
>Drive to office
>Arrive 8am
>work is crazy we just moved offices
>eat catered meal of kebabs and falafels
>get back to working, joke around with other IT guys
>Leave work at 6pm
>join group meeting for university class on google hangouts
>make myself macaroni
>Check out the internet
>Woke up 7:30am
>fucked gf
>fell asleep
>Woke back up at 11
>ate pancakes
>played vidya
>ate lasagna
>showered before work
>work
>shitpost
>got up
>ate a toast
>helped dad build a fence
>did dishes
>ate a sandwich
>played video games
>played video games with my brother
>ordered some shoes
>took a walk
>went to the gas station
>bought a monster
>told a young girl how to hide hickeys with a frozen spoon
>went home
>played more video games with my brother
>played video games alone
>took the dog for a walk
>took a shower
>watching some let's plays on youtube
>making this post
>clicking I'm not a robot
>selecting pies
>posting
>woke up at 9:10
>shower/get dressed
>pack my backpack and walk to class
>sit through a boring ass lecture about having good relationships with your coworkers
>nigga, I'm not an engineering student because I want to get along with people
>get out of class and go eat lunch
>curried beef with saffron rice and a helping of buffalo mac n cheese
>go back to my dorm and shitpost for a couple of hours
>3:10, leave to go to calc at 3:30
>calc is cut short, get out at 4:00
>check my mail
>the stomping grounds I traded for for my burn deck is here
>aw yiss
>shitpost some more
>masturbate because my roommate isn't here
>go eat dinner
>pesto chicken skewers, rice, and a slice of veggie pizza
>get a notification that I have a package waiting at the service deck
>pick it up, try not to spil my spaghetti at the qt working the counter
>get back to my room and open it
>2x arid mesa and 4x wild nacatl for burn
>fugg yes
>shitpost some more on various boards until now
>woke up
>fruity pebbles
>runescape
>outpatient
>runescape
>sex
>ciggarette
>runescape
>shitpost
>woke up
> breakfast
>classes
>lunch
>masturbated
>Gym
>Running
>shower
>homework/study
>shitposting
>Woke up
>Morning workout
>Shower
>Biked to uni at 12
>No morning classes
>Student-Faculty meeting
>Plan fundraiser
>Class
>Get test back, B+
>Bike home
>Spend an hour on my upcoming paper
>Dinner meeting for work
>Go home again
>Fap
>Shitpost
>>24323076
>woke up at 3
>wrote psych essay
>cant believe I have an A in that class
>eat
>go to walmart with my food stamps
>/mischief/ put my mom and dad on it, now have like $400 a month on the card
>eat
>shitpost
>wake up at 2pm
>showered and shaved head
>played video games
>eat shit around the house
>make this post
wow i was productive
>woke up 12 hours ago
>ate pop-tarts
>sat to play vidya and shitpost
>still here
>wake up before about 30 minutes before my alarm goes off (been happening ever since the time change)
>stay in bed half asleep until alarm
>start getting ready
>smoke a bowl
>go to work
>was actually pretty busy so I didn't have time to browse until lunch
>got a ride home from friend and smoked a bowl on the way
>got my check, paid my rent
>smoke some more weed
>used a coupon for jack in the box- buy 1 get 1 free cheddar onion butter burgers (1 for dinner one for lunch tomorrow)
>browse for a bit, didn't see any good opportunities to shitpost (yet)
>just finished fapping to some interracial asian porn
>make a thread about 10 minutes ago and it currently has 16 replies so after I'm done writing all this bullshit out I'm going to see what type of responses I got
>18 now
>Get up at 3AM
>Do nothing but browse this site until 7AM
>Go for run
>Wait two hours
>Go to lecture
>Go home and sleep
>Wake up at 10PM
>Listen to same song for seven hours straight.
>woke up
>brekfast
>shitposting /r9k/
>take shower
>drink
>go to class
>come home
>play video games
>drink more
>snort adderall
>fap
>sleep
The longer this keeps going on, the more death seems like a salvation.
>got up
>school
>fucking kill me plz
>home from school
>eat dinner
>nap for 5 hours
>wake up at 10pm
>ldr gf pissed because I slept
>I'm pissed because she skyped other people
>fuck around on 4chan, hearthstone, wow for 8 hours
>getting up for school now
End it all
>inb4 underage b&
No, I'm 18
>wake up at 8 45 to alarm clock
>pushed snooze button 9 times
>put on jeans next to bed with no boxers
>put on sweater and beanie
>put shoes on with no socks
>walk to convenience store a block away
>grab monster ultra blue, marb smooth 100's cigarettes, and a white chocolate macadamia nut cliff bar
>walk back to apartment not smoking my cigarettes or sipping monster
>get home
>turn on anime for the white noise
>stare at my wall while sipping monster and smoking cigarettes
>do this until 11:30
>decide its time to start getting ready for work
>find a button up shirt that doesn't smell bad
>spray it with febreeze to be sure
>shit,brushteeth,floss,deodorant,cologne
>think "hopefully nobody can smell the fact that i hate myself and want to die"
>think about the girl that left me
>think about how im just numb to her now
>think about how i cant control anything
>12:10
>walk to work about 7 blocks away at a local coffee shop
>request time off from dec 14th-16th cause a friend talked me into going to wisconsin dells with him and his friends
>make lattes with "art" on them (cause it matters to white girls with instagram or some shit) for 8.5 hours. I only got hired here because im good at it.
>walk home
>strip
>sob until i nap
>wake up
>light cigarette and grab diet coke
>shitpost with anime as whitenoise
I hate myself and want to die. I have no reason to feel like it either.
>Got up 6AM
>Jacked Off
>Shitted
>showered
>eat soup (brocolli and cheddar)
>go to school
>bs the entire day
>come home
>eat more soup and 2 sandwiches
>Nap until 5PM
>wake up
>eat soup, drink tea
>jack off 20 times
>drink hot chocolate
>browse 4chan
>still browsing
>didn't sleep
>played video games all night
>really want FO4
>have enough to buy it, dunno why I haven't yet
>went to the shop around 8:30 AM
>shop was out of fruit and mushrooms
>restocking at 12
>fuck
>go home
>cook baked beans, fried egg and some toast
>not bad
>go back upstairs
>look up cool Star Wars stuff (spoiler free)
>new trailer is out, so I give up and steer clear of it
>no spoilers for me
>go to lecture at 1
>meet up with friend
>lecture is on gender history
>get shouted at by feminist for an hour
>friend listens to JME all the way through
>I think about ideas for a science fiction story
>go to seminar afterwards
>boring as fuck
>don't have enough time to go into town for a haircut and do some general shopping (need a new backpack)
>go home
>eat prawn mayonnaise sandwich and some crisps
>fall asleep at around 6:21 PM
>wake up at 1:41 AM
>it's now 6 AM
>feel really weird
>just gonna keep myself awake with coffee and energy drinks and then go to bed around 11 PM to get my sleeping pattern finally sorted out
>up all night from yesterday to today
>showered at around 5:00 am
>get dressed, wear the same pair of underwear because I forgot to do laundry
>go to class from 7:30 to 12:00
>walk home, sleep as soon as I get there
>wake up at 10:00 pm
>eat leftover pasta with chocolate milk because I'm a child
>wanted to jerk off but I got too sad
Throughout the day I've been listening to Go With The Flow by Queens of the Stone Age over and over again.
>>24324998
If it's any consolation, this is the best one I've read so far.
>>24323076
>got up
>took shower
>ate cereal
>went to work
>worked
>Tim Horton's for lunch (sandwiches are so cash)
>worked some more
>came home
>washed body off
>left house, bought condoms
>fucked this girl I don't like, couldn't even get off
>cooked spaghetti
>she cuddled me watching TV and all I could think about was how to tastefully leave
>semi tastefully left
>listened to angry music while thinking about how fucking unclean I feel
>tfw maybe I'm broken because everyone has meaningless sex and when I have it I hate it
>come home
>try to get my brother to come to the bar with me
>he declines
>eat a banana
>shitpost on 4chan
>see this thread
>>24323076
>Woke up at 10 something
>Fell back asleep
>Finally wake up at 2
>Get dressed drive to class
>Stay in class from 4 to like 5:30
>drive home
>mom made spaghetti
>eat and watch youtube
>talk to gf and browse 4chan
>hang up on her to make her go take a shower
>browsing 4chan and watching youtube right now
>>24323076
>slept
>slept
>slept
>listened to music
>listened to music
>listened to music
>ate dinner
Damn, today was a good day.
>get woken up
>go go adopt cat
>cat i was going to adopt turned out to not be suitable for my house at all
>look at other cats
>going to get 2 soon
>go home
>play league with friends
>eat
>play league with friends
>get mgs5 for half off
>start download and get in bed
>got up
>started browsing /r9k/
>played a game of CS
>browsed /r9k/
>had manwiches for dinner with senpai
>browsed /r9k/
>will continue playing IMHHW and browsing /r9k/ until around 6am then I'll go to sleep and do it all again.
I just woke up, sorry.
