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>tfw no gf to feed me lots of food and fatten me up I'm
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>tfw no gf to feed me lots of food and fatten me up

I'm so thin. ;_;
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>tfw according to the BMI charts I'm overweight
>Don't look overweight at all

Normies lmao, am I right?
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Such a slippery fucking slope. If I was in charge of fattening you up I wouldn't stop until you were too fat to get up.
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>tfw ex sat on me and force fed me

Though I am/was a hungry skeleton.
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>>24323005
I'd be okay with that. Just save me from my thinness femanon
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>tfw no /fit/ gf to shame me whenever I crave sweets and force me to do aerobic activities with her until I can't take anymore, then she would reward me at the end of the day with sex
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>>24323019
I would make you so fat that you wouldn't be able to reach your own cock and you would be totally reliant on me for everything, including your orgasms. I would stretch your stomach out so that you would be always hungry. I would feed you constantly.
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>he isn't lean
How do you expect to chase buffalo for days at a time to get them to run off cliffs?
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>>24323084
please femanon. i wanna get big for you. I'd eat whatever you want me to. i'm srs [email protected]
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My current lowest weight is below 123 at 5'7". I'm trying to get that to 119.8 just to prove to myself I can and alleviate anxiety about becoming morbidly obese with my sedentary career known for high rates of obesity. A fifth of a pound a week is how much I'm lowering my pre-meal limit. Just weighing myself before I eat is much less tedious than counting calories. It's working so far. Currently at 124.4. I may gain some during an upcoming trip to places with lots of vegan restaurants. And all the walking should add some muscle.
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>>24323137
I don't actually have the money to help you. ;_;
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>tfw 6'1 at 153 pounds, nearing underweight
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>>24323187
I just want encouragement. and maybe a lil teasing
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My tummy is rumbling femanons
>>24323137
i need encouragements to eat
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17.7 BMI reporting in

>tfw it's past 9PM and i only ate breakfast today
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no breakfast or lunch life
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>tfw no underweight cuteboy bf to bake for
just kek my shit f a m i l y
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>>24324284
you dont need encouragements, you need counselling. stop trying to push your responsibilities onto other people faggot.
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>>24324504
>tfw no underweight cute bf to use your lap as a pillow after he's done eating your home-made cookies
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Hmm, i'm normal

nice
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20.7
tfw no appitite
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>calculate bmi
>tfw 23.5
>last time I used it (3ish years ago) I was 18.0
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I don't even care anymore
This is not life, it is but eternal death.

Rise, my skeletal knights.
By the order of your king you shall lay waste to the fleshed ones.
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>>24327104
Guarantee you're 20 or younger and you don't eat enough. Drink a gallon of milk a day and lift weights and you'll become built as fuck.
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>>24327104
almost exact same stats except 5'11 and 115
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>>24327104
>>24327124
6' and 135 pounds here

>inb4 manlets call me a Chad
Literally no girl cares about wristlets.
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>>24327121
I'm honest with myself, so I can tell you with absolute certainty that I am not gonna lift.

Why do you think am I this skinny?
The reason is fairly simple.
Not because I am trying, but because I am too lazy to bother eating.
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>>24327182
Isn't 6' and 135 pounds still underweight?
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>>24327225
It is. Read my post again.
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>>24327240
Oh I see what you mean.

I thought you were calling them wristlets but you were calling yourself one
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I got 26.5 , apparently I'm overweight . Pic related , it's me ... Don't think I'm that overweight
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ITT: fat people pretending to be thin

fat people disgust me~
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>>24327279
That's because BMI is bullshit and people need to stop using it. It counts all weight as weight and doesn't distinguish.
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Girls started treating me a lot better after I gained weight. I guess theres something that looks more virile and attractive about someone that eats a lot and has some 'meat.' Being thin wasn't all cracked up to be.
Asian girls seem especially into it which I didn't expect at all.
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>>24327322
It still works well enough on most people and you can tell at a glance whether they're just fat or built.
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I'm disgusting desu senpai
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>>24327284
Height and weight?
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>>24327354
Not really. Perhaps you're acting more confident and happier, and this attracts other people.
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>>24324458
I'm literally you, but my BMI is a bit lower
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Try me senpai baka
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>>24327698
you are the first person I have ever seen who has a lower bmi

I am this person
>>24327693
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>>24323052
Tfw when "standard"... stupid yankees.
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>>24322962
>tfw I eat tons and tons(like 4000+ calories a day) of shit and I am still a skellington
I don't mind. I prefer being gangly af over a fat fuck.
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>mfw bmi of 27
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I also struggle to eat sometimes, depression can really fuck up your eating patterns.
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>>24322962
16.6 here. I'm losing a lot of weight, too.
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>>24322962

Fucking lol.

I'm stable at 17. Have been all throughout puberty and into adulthood.
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14.
Feels like an african kid
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>tfw 6ft 135lbs
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>>24327104
>Rise, my skeletal knights.
Have you ever seen a fucking skeleton being the commander of a skeleton army? No. It's a tall, well built man. Or possibly a necromancer, which you are not either.
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>>24327182
I know this feel to well. How do we fix it?
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>tfw I am the fuel that fires the engine of failure
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>>24330068
> which you are not either
kek, good job anon
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>>24322973
Either you're skinnyfat and think you look normal but actually slightly overweight, or you're a lifting dudebros and in that case BMI doesn't really apply to you
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>>24325637
>tfw bf has gained 20 lbs since you started dating

gonna have a lot of fun with this growing boy over the holidays :3
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>>24322962
>19
Try a bmi of 16 you fat fuck
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>>24327080
It's actually an improvement as long as you're not anorexic, then 18 would be your fit
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>>24330068
A necromancer is often frail and thin and weak, because they spent their lifeforce to use powerful magic and conjure up the dead.

Besides, Liches tend to be depicted as Skeletons and they're necromancers too.
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>>24331632
I can feel 0 magic from him, so that's a moot point. Besides
>lich
>spending his time on 4chan
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>wow I feel bad, everyone here is thin and I'm fat
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