Today a qt knocked on my door and asked if i wanted to buy one of her hand-painted lighters for charity (i live in Eugene)
I bought one with Uma Thermun on it. First communication I've had with a girl in weeks.
What charity?
That's a terrible painting
I'm sorry that happened to you Eugene
Counting family, my mother and sister earlier.
Not counting family, a femanon on skype about 3 weeks ago
>>24321673
Are u the guy that looks like Markiplier?
My professor handed me a sheet of paper in class today and I said 'thank you,' does that count?
Some girl at my college that wants my dick. I want to fuck her but don't want a long term commitment. What do I do?
>>24322361
Fuck her but don't make a long term commitment. Next question?
Is that a KMFDM lighter?
>>24321673
obviously not counting family, I think something like a year ago, a buddy added a girl from his guild to our skype conference.
>>24321673
>(i live in Eugene)
You live where now?
>>24323374
Eugene is a person's name, so I assumed he means he is some sort of parasite, perhaps intestinal.
talked to a girl on the bus for a minute in January
>>24321673
excluding friends' sisters, my own family and job related shit
maybe like two years
>>24321673
some girl messaged me on fb.... to answer a poll. At least she said "thanks (:"
>inb4 normie
Some people actually use fb for homework
A 50 year old mexican woman that's in my economics class asked for help. I ignored her. Before that, and excluding interactions with women much older than me, probably about a year and a half.
I had a 2 hour Skype call with my a girl I've known for 7 years, have never met before yet and that lives around 200 km away, just 7 hours ago.
She knows we'll end up together and I know it too. Blonde hair, blue eyes, slim little ass, 25 year old virgin, hasn't kissed anybody since she was 16.
We've acted like a couple for years now.
Best thing is she hates muslims and immigration too.
Don't worry lads I made it.
Ah, Jewgene. Home of hippies, libkeks and general weird people.
Still, it's a pretty laid back city.
>>24324835
this is bait
zkek
>>24324949
Nah it's not.
I'm just incredibly lucky.
Did I mention she watches anime and hates the average person?
>>24321673
Not counting family,I honestly don't remember;_;
>>24324835
>7years on Skype
>"hot but still a virgin"
I got news for you pal, if you think you can transition this into a normal physical relationship you have another thing coming
>>24325247
>implying there are literally ZERO women that look good and are virgins at that age
You don't know the situation, this is as safe as it gets.
>>24321673
Yesterday I was talking with girl from my class for the first time and she seems to be okshe was laughing when I told something am I funny or attractive?
>>24324957
That sarcasm. You're trying too hard t b h senpai
a grill i kind of like sent me an email last night saying good night, and another email this morning saying good morning.
i think she might be in love with me; i'm the last thing on her mind when she goes to bed and the first thing on her mind when she wakes up.
might marry.
The last proper conversation I had with a girl was my ex. And that was about 3 years ago.
After that I didn't have the chance to meet any girls, so I haven't talk to one yet.
I think I have developed an awkwardness talking to girl, I don't know, I haven't tried.
I wish I could talk to a girl.
>talk to girl online
>say I wish we were closer
>she replies that she already feels pretty close to me
>get autistic over the ambiguity of her words
>say a bunch of dumb shit and ruin everything
jdimsa
>>24326018
she's in love with you. grills don't just do that for shits and giggles. just think about it m8. try to imagine yourself in her shoes. WHY would you be doing that unless you were obsessed over the person/in love with them?
lots of the crazy ones do shit like that anon. i'd stay away.
[16/11/2015 06:16:55] Dave: send me a pic of your beef curtains plz
[16/11/2015 06:17:10] Dave: im trying to find curtains for my windows
[16/11/2015 06:24:53] Dave: REEEEEEEEEEEE
[16/11/2015 08:52:49] Dave: FUCK YOU CUNT
How do I talk to girls guys?
She was standing on the other side of four policemen crying, I was in handcuffs.
God I wish I was joking.
>>24326175
you're doing it right, she was just a bitch
10 minutes ago in bed
>jalja. I love you
>good night. I love you too
Then my wife went to sleep and I started browsing r9k on my iPad. Wish I could fall asleep as quickly as she does.
>>24321673
>having women come to your house
Fuck off chad
>>24326282
>not falling asleep immediately after cumming deep inside her
why even get married
>>24326344
I get to be on her insurance so I can keep getting my Xanax, and she gets a green card.
>>24323374
probably eugene, OR
it's pretty shit
>>24321673
when I talk to my mom kek
I don't talk to anyne really tho
I guess one week ago when I worked with my lab partner. But she's ugly, bitchy (even to the professor), and married so I kinda forgot that she's a girl.
Or just 1 hour ago if you count the McDonald's cashier. She was some younger, OK looking Hispanic chick. With the expression on her face it looked like she hated to be alive.
My mom like an hour ago or a half hour ago
>>24321909
How much earlier?
>>24326374
So is it a sexless marriage?
>>24321893
i hate this place
>>24321673
where at in eugene?
>>24326628
>McDonald
>>24326650
No. We had sex last night. She was feeling gassy to tonight though, so we didn't do it. Farting during sex is kind of a buzzkill.
>>24326671
I went to the gym before eating my McDoubles so I'm fine.
