I lied and told the office loud-mouth that I had won some prize money from a radio contest thing.
Not even a week has passed and I'm getting texts like these.
How should I reply?
thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY
be as manipulative as possible and get as much out of this as you can
you know what to do OP
pump and dump this bitch
say "let's go to [place], ill pick you up at [time]"
HAHA wow
don't even bother dude, you'll end up playing the game right into their hands. it's best to just stay away period, last thing you want is you thinking you have the upper hand and falling into some trap she springs on you.
Damn. If i was in your situation i'd be tempted to reveal my power level and just unload on this bitch
>>24320685
Manipulative in what way?
>>24320735
Like where? It's hardly a victory if I actually have to pay for dates and shit. I'm open to ideas.
>>24320641
The only reply possible: To the motel.
>>24320820
>>24320820
Do this lol
>>24320685
>>24320815
being suggestive is not the same as manipulation. its not like she led him on to believe he'll get anything out of her.
That's a great prank, OP.
If I owned a mechanical tracking parasite too, I'd try it.
>>24320641
You should be feminist on her.
"Just because I've won money doesn't mean that you are entitled to some of it. Men should not be required to provide for women; the point of feminism is equality for both sexes." Or something like that. Granted she's probably joking but you know.
Males can be pretty bad gossips too though honestly. I agree that females are more prone to it for whatever reason but males do it too.
>>24320685
>>24320735
>>24320820
>how to get charged with rape
don't do anything OP, just ignore this bitch.
update on the way, hold on
>>24320641
"the next few days I've already got dates lined up. Maybe next week some time"
Not only wil; she know she's not that important, but that you maybe also be spending it on other cunts
>>24320641
fake and gay, famarinos
>>24321258
She's just not responding. I guess I took too long to reply.
>>24321349
>consulting some friends
What the fuck are you doing OP.
Just tell her to meet you at a hotel nearby then don't show up and play videogames instead.
>>24321349
You're falling right into her trap you fucking beta...
>>24321349
>friends
I'm not your friend fagget kek
That being said does anyone have that pic of a nigger in front of a car and then the chick he fucks gets mad at him because it wasn't his.
>>24321349
>you hate me
Jesus christ this took it to another level. Is she 16? Seriously doubting this is real.
I think I'm fucking this up. I might have set up an actual date instead of whatever you guys had in mind.
>>24321405
I just wanted to reference you guys. Also the hotel thing is a no-go, becauseshe's only 17.
>>24321616She is a minor
>>24321447
:^(
>>24321148
Do this, she'll be putty in your hands
>>24321662
If you keep writing to her like this you're going to stay a virgin for a long time longer
>>24321662
yep, you fell for her trap you beta cunt, now you're gonna go out with this gold digger and pay for everything with the money you don't have
kill yourself my man
>>24321857
This anon gets it. You've fucked up OP. You fucked up royally.
>>24321834
Fucking Melbourne cup....
>>24321662
Unless I'm missing something, the correct move is just to say that you feel weird about doing this since you just won the prize money and back out. Her only real move (besides the obvious ones) is to make fun of you for caring about whether her motives are pure or not, but that seems like an unattractive position for her.
hahahahaha
noob
Go out to dinner with her at an expensive restaurant. Ask for separate tabs. Watch her tremble as she didn't bring money for herself as she though that you would pay for her. Say "I'm sorry I thought that you were a strong independent woman" or something to that agree. Or just tell her to fuck off. Either is good
>>24321662
Oh shit OP, I can sense your boring beta vibe until here. You can't even decide what movie you are going to watch, and what places to go. You realize the man is supposed to take charge of the situation right?
Besides, your way of texting is void of emotions and completly boring/depressed. Just by reading these texts I get the impression of a rather bitter person.
And lastly, you fell for her trap because now you will pay for everything during that evening with the money that you don't have, and you won't even get to fuck her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI5Jirwh4yw
Fuck wimmin lad
>>24321662
Whatever she replies just say
""the next few days I've already got dates lined up. Maybe next week some time""
then go no contact and if she asks you about it in person at work say you forgot to reply then keep going no contact
tell them you're going to spend it on video games and when they ask why it isn't them call them fucking casuals
If shes hot at least try to fuck her
>>24321985
Yea this guy gets it. Although I wouldn't say "I've already got dates lined up".
Its too obvious that he tries to brag which makes him lool pathetic. Especially because OP is probably not the kind of person that has the image of going on dates. She will see through it, and it will come off very tryhard fuccboi like.
Instead, just text her "The next few days I am busy, maybe next week sometime"
She'll get it
>>24321972
I legitimately don't give a shit what we see though. Also, she knows me from work so she isn't basing her view on me from these texts alone like you are. Either way, I'll try stepping it up.
holy fuck OP you fucking failure of a man
I mean I'm the toppest beta kuck there is but even I could've come up with something better
re-evaluate your fucking life
>>24322106
Give me some actual constructive feedback faggot. What's done is done, how do I unfuck myself from here?
>>24322154
>hasn't read anything in the thread
just go fuck yourself faggot
>>24322154
Take the dildo out your anus
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>>24320954
This is s dumb idea and you should feel bad. Do you know how to talk to people? Especially coworkers
>>24322154
"oh and we're splitting it 50-50 you fucking gold digger"
>>24320865
hahahahaha
fuq mute
>>24322306
edit: meant to write 50-60
>>24322154
>stop going out of your way to be nice to her
>stop setting up a fucking date
>consider that conversation an opportunity to fuck with her NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS YOU'RE NOT FRIENDS YOU'RE NOT A COUPLE YOU'RE NOT DATING
now, once she tells you when she's free, you tell her exactly this:
>uh, sorry I'm not free on that day I'll be on a date with [stacy] I promised her to take her to this nice restaurant (insert name if you actually know one) and now that I have the money I can finally treat her to a nice dinner, when else are you free?
>>24320641
>lol bitch no
>>24322391
or even better, just a short
>I'm going out with stacy that day
without any explanation is sure to drive her crazy
man I thought I was a pathetic beta pice of shit cunt but damn people like op exist and im so happy for that. hpw fucking retarded are you? you had her by the ropes amd could have played your cards and had her in the palm of her hands ready and willing to do anything to you
but no instead you fell for the cunts trap and like the fucking beta piece of shit you are you asked her. you gave her choices. you made her in charge of decisions. girls see right through this and know you're a virgin who has no experience with girls whatsoever fuck off
>>24322458
he can still save it, OP YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOURSELF IF YOU ACTUALLY MANAGE TO FRIENDZONE HER
SHE OBVIOUSLY WANTS YOU AS HER BF AND SHE'S SURE TO GET MAD ONCE YOU FRIENDZONE HER
DO THIS FIRST >>24322435 THEN MAKE IT A "ah sorry I only see you as a friend" TYPE OF DEAL
DO IT
JUST
DO IT
Lmao, OP's gonna love fucking it up then everyone at his work will hear about his lack of manhood/penis size.
>>24320641
>to pound town
Your ideas were all shit tbqh family.
NEW PLAN
>"HEY I COULDN'T FIND A GOOD MOVIE IN THEATERS BUT THERE'S THIS AWESOME SHOW ON DVD OR NETFLIX"
>COME OVER TO MY PLACE SO WE CAN WATCH IT
BOOM. DON'T HAVE TO SPEND MONEY ON THE GOLD DIGGER. REAL CHANCE AT SEX BECAUSE SHE STILL THINKS IM RICH OR WHATEVER.
Y/N????
>>24322600
You must be a fucking troll. I keep cringing harder and harder the more i read from you when listening to these fucks will get you laid
Play hard to get. the whole "Im busy with stacy" shit is pure gold you fuck.
>>24322600
depends what your house/apartment looks like. if you live a little neet shithole or your parents basement, then you're fucked
>>24322600
Check'd, but you're an idiot & should have taken the real advice
>>24322600
2/10 bait. no one is this fucking retarded. no one is this beta that he's willing to spend time and attention on a whore he's not friends with, not dating and not fucking. no one is this retarded and beta.
>>24322600
you totally fucked up
enjoy your gold-digger I guess, you'll be too beta to decline when the time comes and she takes all your money
good job, top kuck
>>24322638
"I'm busy with Stacy" won't work because she is literally the only attractive female at our workplace. She won't be threatened or intimidated by that shit at all you idiot.
>>24322668
It's a pretty nice apartment. It's furnished properly if that's what you're asking.
>>24322695
It's literally free sex from a young girl if my plan works. Worse case she declines and I don't follow up on her. No effort or money wasted.
What am I missing here?
>>24322600
>being a delicate sissy and manipulated by a golddigging whore
BEHOLD, IT'S THE KING OF BETAS
>>24322600
>>24322748
You fucking beta retard.
She doesn't want sex. She wants you to spend money on her, and you're making it happen by being a beta kuck
>>24322748
>"I'm busy with Stacy" won't work because she is literally the only attractive female at our workplace
you could've told her that she's a childhood friend or something HOLY FUCK HAVE YOU NEVER LIED IN YOUR LIFE BEFORE?
it doesn't matter, you wanted us to tell you how to unfuck yourself, but you fucked yourself up even more, now there's no turning it around, you missed your chance at BTFOing some snotty selfish brat by verbally kicking her gold-digging ass
>>24322812
Exactly this. OP is beta bux for even replying in the first place. The first fucking message she sent gave that away. OP should just ignore all of her texts, even better would be to block her number.
>>24322812
>>24322849
Ok if she's not down for the Netflix and Chill then I'll tell her a "childhood friend" came to visit.
>I haven't seen her in at least 2 years, it would be rude not to go see her
Yes?
>>24322919
Yes, or even if she says yes tell her that & make her wait, it'll get her wet with jealousy
>>24322919
Stop asking for /adv/ice if you're not going to follow it. You dug your own grave
>>24322919
Face it man, you are beta bux to her. There's no way out of that, she's probably got a chad lined up after your date. You should move on to another woman.
>>24322919
you already fucked up nigger
she's not going to take your shit, you'll meet up and watch your shitty movie and nothing spectacular will happen
at least if you blew her the fuck out right now, you'd have the lifelong satisfaction of knowing that a bratty, arrogant little piece of shit woman came up to you because you had money and you slapped her smug face with a big fat "No"
but seeing your screencaps you don't even have the balls to be even slightly demeaning to her not a little bit, you're even going out of your way to fucking ask her what the fuck she would like to do, WHAT KINDA BETA DOES THIS IT HURTS SO BAD BUT I'M SO FUCKING GLAD I'M NOT YOU HOLY SHIT I'M SO HAPPY, I'M A FUCKING SCUMMY DEGENERATE BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT FUCKING YOU HAHAA
At this point I'm actually rooting for this bitch. You deserve to be her wallet and emotional tampon. I've never seen such a blatant display of beta faggotry than you just did here. Not only did you manage to set up a date with literally the most obnoxious type of whore, the gold digging kind, you managed to completely emasculate yourself in the process. The icing on this shit cake is that by lying about having money you have now forced yourself to pay for everything she wants to keep up the lie. When you run out of money and this crashes down, and it will because you clearly are pure retard around girls, you will face fallout not only socially but also at work. You dumb faggot. Holy fuck.
Just fucking kill yourself now, this is wholly unredeemable.
>LITERALLY falling for the Netflix and chill meme
>having evidence of talking to a minor who you plan to have sex with
>being this beta
I love these stories
>>24320997
This. You actually can get charged with rape if a lie gets you laid.
>>24322992
fucking this senpai
OP is the most feminine, obedient sissy I've seen on this board and I've frequented the ERP threads from a year ago
fucking hilarious, hope he gets burned and marries her
Again,
Hahahahaha
noob
i hope you fucking die
>>24320641
Lol dont tell people that you got money. My friends dont know it but i got $150k in my bank and over a million dollars in a fund.
Still enjoy dumpster diving and hiking so people think im in the poorer end of the spectrum (23 years old)
OK OK OK Fellows it seems OP is a fucking idiot. But OP please follow up next week with how we were right (or wrong but cmon be truthful with us brothers)
>>24323132
>are these betas saying you blew it
Dude until she realizes you have no money, you're good.
>>24323203
>he didn't blow it by spending money on some whore that Chad fucks for free.
>>24323123
I have a friend who's dirt rich and he told me that he doesn't tell people because once he does people start acting different around him and shit, thinking they'll get a piece of that pie.
Are normies really this shallow? They honestly think that if they are friends with someone that is rich that they are entitled to their wealth or something?
Whether you're dirt poor or rich, as long as you're chill and ain't a fuccnigga we cool.
Maybe that's why some rich people only make friends with other rich people.
should have just said "oh you need money? come over and suck my cock and I might give you some"
>>24321940
And then swiftly bail. That's genius.
>>24323132
I definitely will, this was fun. I'll use this gif in the OP.
>>24323255
>They honestly think that if they are friends with someone that is rich that they are entitled to their wealth or something?
Well if they know you are very rich they might want you to pay for some stuff or they might just treat you different bc they want something in the future etc
>Whether you're dirt poor or rich, as long as you're chill and ain't a fuccnigga we cool.
this 100%
>>24321447
yeah, good question, does anyone have that still image of two separate events in sequence? i know a lot of people who would be quite interested in such a thing.
>>24322600
invite her to go out then
stand her shit up f am
stand her shit up f am
stand her shit up f am
stand her shit up f am
imagine the kekening
>>24321662
>she's only 17.
Legal in most US states as far as I know.
>>24322600
She cucc me
Content
>fuck women while pretending to be a beta who is going to give them shit
>always make them work a little harder for the free shit
>wait until they actually demand something
>ditch them and find find a new woman
For future reference this is what you do next time:
>hey i heard you came into a load of money take me out
suop nigger ill tak u 2 poundland
>lol but seriously
alrite wel go c a movi
>great! i want to see x movie
no we're gunna c ghostbusters on
>uhm, you're being really rude
lol
End conversation.
>Literally a gold digger that doesn't even try to fucking hide it
>OP still going for it
How stupid are you OP?
i hate women i hate women good god almighty i fucking hate women
