Ask a married 18-year-old anything.
>>24320580
I'm not going to ask you anything. I'm just going to tell you that you fucked up...badly. Remember this when it all goes to shit in a few years. I'm sorry.
i'm sorry for you op aswell
im not sorry for you, your a gigantic retard
>>24320580
Why marry so early? Whats your wife/husband like?
Did you make her squeal and bleed on your wedding night? Did you finish inside like a man?
>>24320580
Rest in peace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLAgViJoTbc
>>24320623
>>24320633
>>24320657
Thanks, guys.
>>24320672
We just didn't really see a reason not to. We've already known that we would get married for quite awhile now.
What is she like? That's a pretty broad/vague question, so I'll give you a pretty broad/vague answer: She's the love of my life. Is that what you wanted to hear? Sorry, don't really know how to answer. If you have any more specific questions about her, I'd be glad to answer them.
>>24320680
1. No.
2. Yeah, in the condom.
>>24320768
Where did you find someone who wanted to settle down so young?
>>24320768
>condom
>>24320768
YOU'RE MARRIED AND YOU'RE USING A CONDOM?????????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>24320580
How you could fuck things up that bad?
>>24320768
>condom
HAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE GET TO BE CU.CKED EVEN WHEN MARRIED?
LITERALLY THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CUC.KOLD
>>24320580
How did you get here and why are you on here? I don't believe you.
>>24320580
>tfw normies are already becoming beta providers at fucking 18 and youre still watching anime and baneposting
>>24320768
why condom op, are you exited to get keked?
>>24320832
>>24320874
These anons confirmed for idiots who want to be keked by a screaming flesh rat that pops out after 9 months and haunts you for the next 23 years
>>24320580
Were you at least bright enough to get a prenup?
>>24320919
I guess it is better for the child to be another man's when you go for divorce, that way you can at least try to not have to pay child support or alimony.
>>24320919
You're a fucking retard. There are dozens of different ways of contraception. But you're such a fucking beta you can't even get your woman to take such measures.
>>24320580
Yes, hi. Can you fuck off to reddit?
It'd be very much appreciated.
>>24320965
>TRUSTING THE WOMAN TO DO THIS
>TRUSTING THEM TO TAKE A PILL
lol its like you want this senpai
>>24320580
Are you mormon?
>>24320965
>Trusting literally anyone else when 20+ years of your life and countless amounts of money are on the line
>>24320985
>>24320992
>>24320996
Learn to sage.
>>24321018
but the bait was too delicious, anon
>>24320802
High School initially.
>>24320825
>>24320832
>>24320874
>>24320917
Yeah. We're going to go get her a prescription for birth control when she can see her doctor back home over break.
>>24320846
A chronic tendency of impulsive behavior? idk
>>24320915
Not really a provider. We're both still dependents of our parents.
>>24320880
I don't know how to answer this. Aren't we all here for entertainment?
>>24320944
No. We're dependents. Not enough assets to hassle over.
>>24320965
You're not replying to me.
>>24320968
I've never been there. I don't know how it works.
>>24320992
lolno
>>24320580
Why did you marry?
Are there any plans of college?
>>24321268
Because love and all that shit.
>>24321287
We're in college now.
Are you religious?
Did you marry so that you could finally fuck?
>>24321348
The same school?
>>24321348
What does love mean to you in practice?
>>24321084
Why has she not been on birth control already? Why wait until you are married? Are you some sort of religious cunt?
>>24320919
>>24320985
>>24320996
>Not trusting bitch to take her pill
>Marry her
>>24320965
This anon is incorrect. Even in marriage women cannot be trusted. Plenty of them decide to become pregnant and tell their husbands later.
Thats cute, op... I hope you live a happy life with your lover.
>>24321359
She is. I'm not. And no.
>>24321383
No. One of us will be transferring to the other by next year. We're undecided as to which that will be at this point.
>>24321406
Interesting question. I guess it has turned out to mean having someone you know and trust more than anyone else to a very drastic degree, and in turn, have that be true to them about you. It's really nice. I do recommend it.
>>24321418
We just hadn't really gotten around to it. It has nothing to do with any religious thing or opposition to the concept or anything like that.
>>24321473
Aww, thanks. :)
What are your respective religions?
How religious are you?
Describe your wife and your appearances and personalities.
What's your favorite thing about your wife?
What's her favorite song to dance to?
Did you take her virginity? Did she take yours? Please describe the experience(s).
How's your sex life?
>>24321525
So you have no even fucked properly without a plastic bag and yet married already. LOL.
How does it make you feel to know that by marrying so early, when your wife divorces you (to explore herself) she will have a right to take every single think that you have ever worked for?
>>24320919
BC is 98% effective if she can take it in the same ~3 hours. If you don't want her cervix rekt pull out + pills but lord knows you dont give a shit and it's only 2%.
Good luck finding someone to put up with your shit either way smegma masters
Do you want babbies? If so, when?
Oh fuck dude I'm so sorry
How does it feel to be stupid and now also poor?
>>24321525
Oh, she IS religious?
So you DID only marry her so she would finally let you fuck her!
And even then she makes you use a condom..
HAHAHAHAHA
>>24320915
CIA I'm CIA I'll handle myself from here.
>>24321783
U r a bIg GUyyyyyyyyyy..............................
(fuck the robot)
>>24321575
>What are your respective religions?
She's Christian. I'm not religious.
>How religious are you?
Not at all.
>Describe your wife and your appearances and personalities.
That's a big ask, mate.
>What's your favorite thing about your wife?
Probably just how caring she is to me and even others.
>What's her favorite song to dance to?
Uuuuhhh... I dunno... The last thing was she gave me a lap dance while we listened to Fetty Wap. That's the best answer I can give you.
>Did you take her virginity? Did she take yours? Please describe the experience(s).
I took hers. I did not have mine. Physically: Great for both of us. Painful for her afterwards. Emotionally: Fucking amazing. It really is so much different when you love the hell out of the girl you're putting your penis into. I'll never forget it.
>How's your sex life?
Great.
>>24321592
I mean we've done without a few times. She gets pretty bad anxiety about being pregnant so we still use condoms when she's anywhere near ovulating.
>>24321612
Except I don't really have much of anything. What is she going to take? My credit hours in college?
>>24321707
Yeah. Not for quite some time though. Definitely closer to 30.
>>24321742
Who is poor?
>>24321779
Um, no. We were having sex long before we were married.
>>24321841
For U...........
(sample text)
>>24321851
OP here, further addressing the condom thing:
It's not "her making me wear a condom." We both recognize it's a good idea.
>Except I don't really have much of anything. What is she going to take? My credit hours in college?
You may have more than that in a few years. Ever thought about hat?
>>24321883
How long have you guys been together before marriage
>>24321883
So you just have a fetish to cum in plastic bags then? Because you don't need a woman for that.
>>24321851
What region of the US are you from?
Are you from the US at all?
>>24321984
Just over a year.
>>24322004
There seems to be a lot about sex that you don't understand.
>>24322049
Midwest.
>>24321961
Except I won't.
>I mean we've done without a few times. She gets pretty bad anxiety about being pregnant so we still use condoms when she's anywhere near ovulating.
Sounds like she is actually DISGUSTED by you.
>>24321851
>listened to Fetty Wap
>tfw when you will probably get c.ucked with some random thug nigger with a huge dick in 1-5 years (maybe next month even)
>>24320580
Imagine hating yourself this much
>>24322087
>Except I won't.
You won't ever have more than you have now? Better not tell her, LOL
>>24322124
>r9k tho lol
>>24320580
What was your wedding like? Big, small, cheap, expensive etc.
>>24320580
When she leaves you.
18 year is way to young to make decisions like these,she will probably divorce you in few years, they get pretty bored after 5-6 years of together, they have this insatiable desire for strangers cock.one of my friend got married recently and now he can't even afford the Internet bill.so you bought into that religious girl myth?
>>24322095
That doesn't make much sense.
>>24322150
In a few years? No. I won't.
>>24322156
There wasn't one. We signed papers in a courthouse. We'll have one towards the end of or after college.
>>24322172
Okay.
>>24322213
I don't see that happening.
>>24322255
>In a few years? No. I won't.
So you will only be married for a few years?
>>24320580
Planning your divorce yet?
>>24322255
If you're being completely honest, are there any personality flaws in your wife that you could see becoming a serious issue down the road?
>>24321851
>What is she going to take? My credit hours in college?
You aren't always going to be in college dude. Eventually you'll graduate, get a job and cars and a house. She'll present you with kids and you'll have to work even harder to build up their trust funds. 15 years from now you'll have your own little middle class kingdom except your wife will be restless. She's wasted her youth with you and feels stifled. She'll want to find herself or will have found herself in the arms of another man. Shockingly quickly, everything you built will be taken from you and you'll be left with nothing but debt and a subpoena that says how much you have to pay your ex-wife each month so you aren't thrown in jail.
How does that make you feel?
>>24322322
No. The plan was longer than that.
>>24322402
No.
>>24322565
Not really. Not really a "personality flaw" but she does have pretty bad anxiety sometimes. I don't see that as a threat to our relationship/marriage, but I hope it does get better for her sake.
>>24322607
Makes me feel pretty good in how confident I am in that not happening.
>>24322662
>Not really. Not really a "personality flaw" but she does have pretty bad anxiety sometimes. I don't see that as a threat to our relationship/marriage, but I hope it does get better for her sake.
As long as she never takes it out directly on you I guess it's fine.
>>24320992
No, he's a moron
>>24322662
Oh I never thought it would happen either, that's why it's terrible mate, you never expect it, they give no warning and rob you blind
>>24320580
whyd you fuck up so early in life, you had your whole life in front of you, now when shes bored you are going to be on average 40ish years old before you start living life again if you havent killed yourself by then to escape the lawyers and judges
you dun fucked up son, you fucked up bad
>>24320580
you are a fucking sucka
>>24322833
>>24322875
But, I've already been to the point where I would literally kill myself if I lost her anyway. So, the whole point about wanting to kill myself if she divorces me is irrelevant. Same conclusion with two slightly different means.
>>24322970
Why did you even get married, are you not aware of what fucking time in society in which you exist, we live in the age of where women's whoredom and hypergamy is celebrated and supported, you're 50% likely to be divorced, women initiate 70% of divorces, since 1995 men have been paying 95% of alimony, seriously wtf, did you even get a prenup, you are so likely to get c.ucked its not even a joke, women spend their younger years riding the cock carousel, you married so early that she'll probably feel like she "missed out", marrying early leads to quick cheating for women. Did you even think this through logically? (not with your heart but with your brain).
The rules are so stacked against you, that she could literally fuck someone in front of you, you could have it on video tape, and she could still take you to court, divorce you, take half your shit (which could include the house if you have one) and then go back to fucking him kek (I'm also guessing you did not get a fidelity clause in your marriage contract baka)
>>24322970
>But, I've already been to the point where I would literally kill myself if I lost her anyway.
literally every goddamn teenager says the same thing about their puppy love
enjoy divorce, losing half your shit, then suicide
just dont make it a murder suicide
>>24323133
>just dont make it a murder suicide
I disagree, make it a murder suicide, only one person though, the person that used you and took half your shit.
>>24322607
Can you read my future?
>>24322662
>Makes me feel pretty good in how confident I am in that not happening.
Confidence based on what?please don't say love
Do you live with her?
How did your parents react? What about hers?
Did you hold a wedding ceremony?
>>24322662
>Makes me feel pretty good in how confident I am in that not happening.
Dude, lets follow this logically, there are men in this world who are more handsome, financially secure, athletic, "well endowed", etc than you or I and some of them have been cheated on, divorced, etc. What the fuck makes you think you're immune to this based on that logic, you have to be completely naive or a huge narcissist.
How do you know that she was a virgin if you didn't make her bleed?
Your secular marriage has no value.
I, however, chose to marry mine when she was 14. Under God, not Man.
>>24321084
>Not really a provider. We're both still dependents of our parents.
Then why get married? It benefits you in absolutely no way. I'm not saying leave your girl, but damn man, you shouldn't sign up for this kinda shit if you don't need to. I'm 22 and I've been with my girlfriend for 8 years and were only just now starting to tickle the idea of marriage now that we're getting stable careers going. A lot changes beyond age 18, I hope this realization doesn't fuck you over.
>>24323768
Stop proposing agist myths. Damned bill-orientated drone.
>>24323804
I was 18 before. I know how fucking clueless I was.
>>24323768
been dating since 14? what
>>24323768
>22
Yeah,shes gonna leave to have "new life experiences"
Men actually wanting to commit freaks women out about "all the experiences I've missed"
>>24323881
Is that a shock?
>>24323882
We've already been over all that shit. That's not how every woman is.
>>24323848
You're a minority then. Or one of those youths masquerading as an elder who causes youths to act as such.
You're 22; why do you believe your word matters? You have no identity other than that of a bill-orientated drone.
>>24323932
I have no idea what you're talking about, but okay.
>>24321084
Op you are a fucking retard i was in the military and saw all kinds of baby nut 18 year olds get married and divorced in a few months
>>24323989
Are you so illiterate that simple simile goes above you?
You're imposing your childish ideals on somebody hardly younger than yourself, because you believe yourself to an adult.
>>24324133
So because I think it's a stupid decision to get married at 18 while you are both still supported by your parents (you can't argue it's not), I somehow think myself better than other people in my generation?
It's not a secret that people are fucking stupid at 18. I'm still pretty fucking stupid, but at least I didn't get married at 18.
In the same boat, opee, going to marry my girlfriend as soon as possible
>>24324208
>It's not a secret that people are fucking stupid at 18. I'm still pretty fucking stupid, but at least I didn't get married at 18.
>peepl r stoopid be4 beeeeels!!
Are you that one kid I heard was gonna do this in Mr. Weisen's class?
