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It's this thread again: Red flags for girls

>b cup and under-chestlets need not apply
>5'2" and under, womanlets need not apply
>lists netflix or a type of food as a hobby
>doesn't work out because it's "too hard"
>eats more than a man at any time
>insists that she doesn't want children, but gets a rat dog to fill the void in her meaningless life and treats the dog as a substitute child
>has ever used the word "patriarchy"
>considers herself a feminist
>has said that she doesn't need a man, but spends all of her time chasing Chad
>lots of male friends
>has a facebook/snapchat

List your female red flags rowboats
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>>24320249
>only male friends
>constantly on cell phone when in a conversation
>is in a useless major with no plans to go to grad school
>talks about how hard tests are and brags about studying late the night before
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>>24320249
Girls don't chase "Chad" or whatever. That is not how gender roles work.
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>>24320249
>is three dimensions, reallets need not apply
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>>24320249
>you witness her treating any living thing whatsoever in a way that would be intolerable for you to be treated
>she's proud of negative personality traits
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>unnatural hair color
>has a tumblr
>facial piercings
>tattoos

Instantly dropped
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>>24320345
>she doesn't stomp kittens
If she doesn't stomp defenseless animals surely she wouldn't stomp my balls.
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>>24320370
Well, you actually WANT to be tortured, it sounds like, so it works out.

I'm just saying that seeing her treat any person or animal in her life like garbage should be a major red flag. Also...

>she commits to something and then rapidly goes back on it
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>not a virgin

Dropped.
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>>24320249
>5'11 tall skelly
>never watches netflix
>working out isnt too hard, just have good genes so dont have to
>doesnt want children or a dog
>Never used the word patriarchy
>dont care enough about feminism to use any labels
>dont chase any chad, or anyone at all for that matter tfw nobody to even chase
>no male friends or female
Well looks like I qua
>b cup and under need not apply
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>>24320345
>she's proud of her negative personality traits
god this. i know so many girls that have the 'i'm a bitch so deal with it' mentality and then get sad when people don't want to hang out with them or date them
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>>24320413

>the chestlet thinks she's human
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>>24320413
post timestamp plsu
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>>24320413
my only problem with you is you're mein height
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>>24320413
You don't exist, i'm a anime pro and i know that there are no girls on the internet.

Get out of here, Demon.
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>>24320249
>>24320349

Both of these things.
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>>24320249
fuck you OP, I love flatchest.
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>above 5'6"
>bigger than C cup
>uses social media more than once a week
>always on her phone
>any male friends
>not a virgin
>not feminine
>plays vidya/works on cars/other traditionally male oriented hobbies
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>>24320607
Boys are flatchest

You love boys

Faggot
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>>24320345
>she's proud of negative personality traits
fucking this. i dont know why females think they have this fucking get out of jail free card and can be bitches/rude/lazy/unpleasant in general and its okay, or cool or whatever.
normie grill gamers are the worst offenders
>o m g i just spent like 23847923 playing league non stop im so lazy hehe!
>yuck i hate going outside lmoa Xd i never see the sun
>this guy just invited me to his game what a fucking loser as if i, a rare unicorn grill gaemr, grace him with my company he probably just wants to fuck me
>"hey hows it-" "NO fuck off"
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>>24320607

>not liking boobs

Confirmed for gay
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>>24320648
>>24320660

I am bi.
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>>24320719

bi=faggot
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>>24320649
>>24320639
>Grew up in area with nobody around my age
>Started playing video games as an escape and way to pass the time b/c no friends
>Viewed as a red flag by other gamers
Reeeeeeeee
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>>24320809

>considers herself a "nerd" or "gamer"

Fucking dropped
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>>24320809
No fat chicks.

Sorry not sorry.
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>>24320765
if that's how it is, ok then.
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>>24320843
Reeee I just want to find a cute autist boy/girl to play vidya with

>>24320861
5'11 115lbs skeleton fuck off mate
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>>24320881

What games? Please be non-pleb
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>>24320881
What do you play then? I'll judge you 100% on that.
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>>24320881
Play with us you self-centered bitch.

Every fucking robot would want to spend time with you as long as you don't play mainstream GURL GAYMER shit.
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>>24320809
there's nothing wrong with being a female who plays vidya in my opinion. i had a similar situation, and got teased for it growing up. but boasting and thinking you're above other grills, or some rare special breed who EVERY GUY LOVES is just the biggest turn off, i cant even have a conversation with those kinds of girls.
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>>24320913
>>24320916
>>24320958
>>24320959


Lol thirsty ass niggas
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>>24320249
>she can't do frontside air grabs
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>>24320987
kys f(a)mily.
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>>24320987
you're a little retarded aren't you?
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>>24320881
post those skelelegs
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>>24320913
>>24320916
Currently fallout4 binge and League of dota 2_
Previously, csgo Undertale MGSV GTAV tera 8 years of WoW terraria D2:LoD Archeage before it became mommy's mastercard osrs ffxiv etc
First game was Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix tho

>>24320959
Nothing wrong with playing vidya, just mentioning it when its not relevant for attention is cancer

>>24320958
I've been playing Dota2 in a small group of r9k people for the past couple of months
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>>24321055
>Dota2

Damn, until this post I thought you were a good one. Fuck off guuurl gaymer.
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>>24321055

>undertale

Don't worry, one of these thirsty betas will look past that and their loneliness will overpower your obviously shit-tier self.
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>>24321095
What else am I supposed to play that multiple people can play for free with replay value
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>>24321055
This is a fucking tranny. Stop pretending to be a girl you gigantic faggot.
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>>24321055
>Archeage
Which server?
>Tera
race?
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>>24321095
>>24321111
Post your game choices then and be judged anons
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>>24321055
>still playing archeage since launch

Tradepacks were literally peasant work. Game got alot better for me when you figure out the econ and can keep up with p2ws
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>>24321139
DoW
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>>24320249

>browses r9k
>thinks women can be robots
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>>24321144
Which server and continent?
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>>24321116
Ollo

Elin only because my friend getting me into it was bitching at me about iframes since I was starting off with warrior

>>24321144
I was playing in the alpha but ever since the mommys mastercard thunderstruck saplings shit in the market fucked the economy I just couldnt get back into it after seeing so many people get 10x the amount of gold gear and items I had because they dumped a fuckton of money in
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>thinks cooking is a hobby
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>>24321139

>whiteknights a red flags for girls thread

You are the ultimate c u c k. Do you even have a penis, or did mommy take it away from you?
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>Nothing wrong with playing vidya, just mentioning it when its not relevant for attention is cancer
agreed, thats what i was getting at grill gamer.
however i was also saying those that do tend to be overly proud of "muh nerdy traits xD xD" even though they're fucking normies AND think its cool/acceptable to be a bitch about it.
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>>24321219
No, just every single time I see someone call anyone else out on what vidya they play, they instantly call it shit and act like they have better taste
If you think you do, then lets hear it anon
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>>24320249
>acts unclassy
>acts like she can beat my ass
>really bitchy
>disrespectful to parents
>smells weird
>fucked up teeth
>listens to metal and or emo
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>>24321144
lmao
>playing a game where you have to keep up with p2ws
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>>24321252

>I'll defend you m'lady

You're so fucking pathetic.
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>>24321291
>dodging the question entirely
Come on anon lets hear your top tier god taste in vidya games
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>>24321178
Aranzeb w/ furry degenerates

>>24321202
Yeah, the ts tree thing was ridiculous. Noclip hacking made the ts tree thing even worst for bot farmers. I'm the only one in my group of 8 friends that kept playing. The GvG stuff and drama is kinda fun. Ollo is a bottomtier server now after transfer and rerolls. It was too toxic for people to go to.
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>eats more than a man at any time

are you trying to imply that all men eat the same amount of food at all times
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Male red flags:

>Rude to people in service industry
>Violent criminal record
>Overly religious
>Vegan
>Can't lift heavier than me (I dead about 3 plates, trying to hit 5 eventually)
>Bad relationship with family
>Still lives at home even though he's done school
>No education
>No ambition
>Wants some June Crocker-esque woman
>Racist, homophobic, etc.
>Doesn't read
>Thinks the arts are "pointless"
>Can't keep up with me intellectually
>Likes Family Guy tier humour
>Straight edge
>Rave kid
>Fuckboi haircut
>Wears obviously branded clothing
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>>24321279
>acts like she can beat my ass
what if I could though
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>>24321337

>I'm a foot shorter than him but I consume more calories. Girl power!
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>>24321372
then say "is a land whale" or something. the way you worded it is retarded
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>>24321363

Is it ok if I have a boner when you try? Cause I have a fantasy of a girl who thinks that she's tough and tries to overpower me. I proceed to rape her into being a docile and happy housewife.

I will fuck you until you wear an apron and cook me breakfast.
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>she won't learn swing dance with me
>she has huge boobs
>she has a little boy's haircut
Colon sea.
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>>24321332
holy shit you're on the worst server with the worst eastern continent I rate your cancer 10/10
Kyrios master race westerner here.
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>>24321332
Reee
Yeah I was in one of the top guilds on the west and had fucking primo land space in solzreed ever since launch
I miss the gvg and especially the sea battles and all the fun I had in that game, but now with that and everyone I know gone already its dead to me unfortunately

>>24321372
>>24321398

>tfw extremeo skeleton no matter what I eat
asian genes are the only reason why I'm not obese already desu
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>>24321363
>a female that can beat my ass
>on r9k

I was friends with a girl who did boxing in all of her childhood and she'd still talk about how it hurt when I punched her.
That was before the gym and learning to fight gl kid.
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>>24321360
I only tick 2 red flags but they're easily corrected.

>bad relationship with family
I'm working on it but its very hard.
>still lives at home even though he's done school
I have no excuse for this one. I'll probably move after winter.
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>>24320413
Get off this board tay, don't you have a Chad cock to suck?
>but I didn't chase him
Fuck you tay
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>>24321410
>I proceed to rape her into being a docile and happy housewife.
that wouldn't happen though if someone were actually able to beat your ass in the first place. this isn't some anime fantasy baka desu
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>>24321438
>One girl I met took a hit like a bitch, every single girl must obviously take a hit like a bitch no matter what then

>>24321488
>tay
literally who
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>>24320249
why do you keep making these threads every day? its the same shit over and over
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>>24321524

>chestlet spotted
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>>24321424
Yeah, basically the guild I am in versus the entire west since launch. Too many pvetradepack runners. I should probably sellout and quit.

>>24321436
They revamped sea pvp with body limits allowed on ships and ship regrading. There are also more sea objectives. Although, it gets boring after doing those for months. The game is really about the community.

Where did you meet your /r9k/ dota2 group? I thought about joining some a while back.
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>>24320249

>Obligatory she's a single mom.
>She wears too much makeup
>She's mealy-mouthed
>She's gutless or squeamish
>She reads romance novels
>She has no ass
>She's a vegan
>Unable to adapt to a new situation with grace
>Has loads of selfies on her facebook
>Reposts shitty inspirational quotes
>She doesn't read science, tech, political news or medical research journals.
>She is unemployed or has a mcjob
>She has no skills or talents
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>>24321438
what type of kickboxing? I've done muay thai kickboxing and BJJ since I was 11. been going to a new place with a great MMA instructor too

and girls do tend to play up things like that to boost a guy's ego, just saying
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>>24321619
Huh. Sounds like it was fun at the time, it sucks that its one of those experiences that only happens once with that game, I hadnt had that much fun since the old WoW days

The r9k dota group was mostly just an r9k group that branched out into a smaller group of people and its not predominately dota just some of us play from time to time but ivejust been playing pure fo4
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>>24321438
I wish I had a girl who can take a punch.

Not abusive, I just love play fighting
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>>24321457
Good. That is good. And those are two of the less important ones tbqh
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>>24320249
>5'8" and under, womanlets need not apply
Fixed that for you.

Do you really enjoy arching your back to kiss some midget who is probably shorter than your dog? I don't think so.
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>>24320413
>5'11 tall skelly
Dayum girl, I've been looking for you.
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>>24320349
>Parents are divorced
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>>24321360
>Can't keep up with me intellectually
There are few more appealing traits than a girl who thinks she is far smarter than she really is, and too many 'basic bitches' have unwarranted egos.
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>>24321945

>broken home or against traditional family values

Absolute shit-tier. This shouldn't even have to be mentioned.
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>>24322047
I'm not saying that I'm especially intelligent, it's just that the average person is incredibly dumb, and I like to have intellectual debates and conversations. So someone who can barely remember their highschool English class won't be able to participate meaningfully in a conversation about post colonial lit theory.
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>wishes she had bigger boobs

Of course it's for sexual purposes, and that's just what a slut would do.

>loves spic music, spanish language, french language and France is her dreamland

Oh boi. Slut on a multiplier.
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>>24322360
>average person is incredibly dumb
Sure, I can agree with that.
>correlating stupidity as being unable to participate in your exceedingly specific defined subject topic(s)
I can't agree with this. I hope you gain self-awareness one day but being female, I doubt you ever will. Not like it matters; you'll find some dum-dum who settles for your ignorant personality given enough time.
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>>24322360

>anyone who doesn't have my obscure interests is dumb

I'm guessing you own a trench coat and a katana.
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>>24320413
post body for science
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>isn't good at guitar
>doesn't like anything more than top 40 or what's on the radio
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>>24322678
>newfags responding to a post two hours ago that never replied to a single post that replied to it
How do you newfags find 4chan? Honest question. Not even trying to insult but I am deathly curious.
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>>24320249
>is a dancer
>wears copious amounts of makeup
>has a BMI of 32 or over and does not exercise
>doesn't have interests past social media and socializing
Most dancers I have met are usually massive sloots. And it is possible to have a pretty high BMI if you still exercise, but with no exercise and a high BMI you are almost always a fat fuck unless you are blessed with really good fat storage genetics
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>>24321360
just wait until chad gets horny and you're near him, all those rules will vanish.
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>>24320249
>she's a neet
>doesn't know how to cook and/or has no desire to ever cook (so she has to always be fed by other people)
>lost her virginity at age 13 or 14
>acts bitchy to people or professors who are teaching her something (see this all the time in classes)
>takes advantage of her family in some manner
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>>24320607
Short girls with small boobs are literally the best. Bigger than a C cup is way too much.
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>thinks being a traditional woman is oppression
>expects you to be a traditional male
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>>24322488
It's not that narrow of a field, and that was just an off hand example. Not being able to discuss economics, politics, current events, the basic branches of science, etc at an entry level is equally as discouraging. I just like conversing with people who are general well read, or have a desire to learn.
For example, my bf is in finance, and while he doesn't have the same knowledge base as I do with lit theory, he has a basic understanding of it and can carry on a decent conversation about the more prevalent ones.
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>>24323244
>my bf
Oh you were attention whoring the whole time. Should have known.
>you will never be a woman and have your infantile primitive behavior reinforced and enabled by virtue of possessing a vagina
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>>24323292
Sry I'm hot n smart and cool successful dudes r attracted to that
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>>24322883
>>she's a neet
nope

>>doesn't know how to cook and/or has no desire to ever cook (so she has to always be fed by other people)
I'm actually a great cook, but some nights after extremely tiring days I like takeout or for someone else to cook. not often though

>>lost her virginity at age 13 or 14
nope

>>acts bitchy to people or professors who are teaching her something (see this all the time in classes)
I can't stand this either

>>takes advantage of her family in some manner
does living with family while I'm going to school count?
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>>24323244
What have you read that constitutes being "well read"
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>>24320249
Add instagram/tumblr to the last one and you've got it quite well
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>>24321360
I tick off 4, but what about average woman? Fucking obese self-entitled special snowflakes, raaaaaaaaaa
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>>24323407
A fairly wide selection of the Western Canon as well as a decent amount of African and Arab texts.
I'm bilingual, so I've dabbled quite a bit in French lit.
I had a minor in math, and most of my options were in the sciences (nothing upper level there though-that's definitely where my knowledge is lacking) so I have a better than average understanding of math and some branches of science than most people. Idk anon, I just read a lot of books, some of which are quite dense. Like I'm working my way through
The Four Fundamental Concepts of Psychoanalysis by Lacan rn, and it's not an easy read. Interesting, but very intellectually draining.
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>>24323573
I mean, that's just my personal list. Those are not the red flags that most women have. I've just dated enough guys to know precisely what I want/don't want. And none of those are absolute deal breakers.
Last guy I dated had a criminal record for aggravated assault, but he was in general a good guy.
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>>24323659

>he has no idea how autistic he sounds
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>>24323730
That's a "girl", anon. And she's not autistic. The term you are looking for is "narcissistic".
Although with your dual intelligence similarity levels, you may be able to swipe that boyfriend position whenever she tires of her current gopher partner.
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>>24323659
Oh nice, I was expecting more literary fiction. I respect anyone who speaks more than one language. Dense books take me extremely long to read and are more draining but to me more to me enjoyable overall
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>she likes me for real after I told her every single redflag for girls

Huge red flag. It's ok if she's a 9/10 though, means she's desperate af and will be a 10/10 in loyalty too.
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>>24323792
>but to me, more enjoyable overall*
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>>24322360
>>24323244
>>24323659
>>24323716
Jesus Christ get the fuck out of here. I swear to god, women stop maturing physically and mentally in their mid teens.
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>she has more than one cat
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>>24323961
that's a red flag for both genders

owning a cat at all is already a sign of mental illness
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>>24320349
this but reversed tbqh
except no cigarettes that is fucking gross
>using phone when speaking to other people
>has no actual interests or hobbies other than watching netflix hahaha or weed lmao
>is fat
if u thick its cool ofc but no fatties
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>>24320639
Why are they not allowed to have male friends exactly?
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>>24324384

She's either fucking them or using the promise of sex (recruiting orbiters) to gain attention and favors.
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>>24324384

A woman with a large group of male friends is guaranteed to kek you because when you have relationship problems she's going to go running to complain to them and get her validation via their cocks.

A woman with a lot of male friends is barely pump and dump tier.
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>>24324437
>>24324519
I can see why you are all virgins.
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>b cup
>5"2
>No Netflix nor food as a hobby
>Work out occasionally
>I eat what an average people eats a day
>I would like to have children one day. Dogs are nice too.
>Never used it
>Nope
>I would love a good marriage with a good man.
>I don't have much friends, male or female.
>Still a virgin
>I don't have Facebook or snapchat. I do have skype though.
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>>24324565

>ahh how cute the roastie defends her whorish behavior
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>>24321372
she's pretty hot tbqh
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>>24324574

womanlets, when will they learn?

Come back when you don't have shit genetics.
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>>24324596
What has corrupted your mind so much that this is the way you think? I'm concerned for your health.
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>>24320249
>b cup and under-chestlets need not apply
Nope
>>5'2" and under, womanlets need not apply
Nope
>>lists netflix or a type of food as a hobby
Does cooking count? I like to cook.
>>doesn't work out because it's "too hard"
I don't work out because I'm lazy.
>>eats more than a man at any time
Probably, I eat one meal a day, but its a fairly large one.
>>insists that she doesn't want children, but gets a rat dog to fill the void in her meaningless life and treats the dog as a substitute child
No ratdogs. Pug at worst. Cats yes. Children yes.
>>has ever used the word "patriarchy"
Its a useful word if you don't use it in the tumblr sense.
>>considers herself a feminist
Not at all, some of my beliefs and opinions may overlap with feminism, but I'm not a feminist.
>>has said that she doesn't need a man, but spends all of her time chasing Chad
I don't need a man, nor do I chase.
>>lots of male friends
Sure do
>>has a facebook/snapchat
Sure do
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>>24320648
He could just like loli.
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>>24320283
>>only male friends
I have some female friends too
>>constantly on cell phone when in a conversation
My phone is awful, it doesnt do anything except call and text.
>>is in a useless major with no plans to go to grad school
I went to uni, I have a degree
>>talks about how hard tests are and brags about studying late the night before
Haven't really had the opportunity since I finished school nearly 10 years ago.

>>24320321
>>is three dimensions, reallets need not apply
I am 3D

>>24320345
>>you witness her treating any living thing whatsoever in a way that would be intolerable for you to be treated
>>she's proud of negative personality traits

These are both vague, but i treat animals super cutely. lots of smushy goodness and I'm not sure what negative traits to be looking out for.

>>24320349
>>unnatural hair color
Naturally blonde, dyed my hair brown.
>>has a tumblr
Nope
>>facial piercings
nope.
>>tattoos
nope but i want one or two.

>>24320408
>>not a virgin
sorry.

>>24320639
>>above 5'6"
I am 5'6"
>>bigger than C cup
D
>>uses social media more than once a week
Yup.
>>always on her phone
Nop
>>any male friends
Yup
>>not a virgin
Sorry
>>not feminine
I am
>>plays vidya/works on cars/other traditionally male oriented hobbies
I play vidya, and geek out over science documentaries and stuff. Knowledge is magic.
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>>24324666
>>24324670
I'd call myself a cyborg, most guys or bros know that a girl with a lot of guy friends isn't gf material. No bro wants to compete with a bunch of other guys with your attention, and you probably wouldn't like a guy with a lot of girl friends.

tl;dr If you can't make mostly girl friends then you have issues
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>>24324666

When I discovered the feminism was literally destroying the western world. Enjoy your Muslims. Protip: they aren't going to listen to you about rape, and the men you've castrated and belittled aren't going to defend you.
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>>24324775
Girl friends suck 2bh. You get jealous of them at every turn and cant stop comparing yourself to them. When you hang out with dudes, you don't feel that pressure so much, its nice.
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Idk OP my girlfriend works out and eats not then me sometimes but I think she is still fine as hell. After all she was a normie until she let me forget her body into my exact desire. I am a personal trainer so all she did was follow my rules mmmmmmm that ass. What about you /fit/holes none of you guys have a sezy girl wtf
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>>24324758
autism: the post

good thing you have a trip, welcome to my filter list
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>>24324862
jokes on you, its a temp trip specifically for this thread.
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>>24324623
That's why we are all here. Shit genetics
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>>24320249
>doesn't get along with girls
>only has guy friends
>stays friends with her exes
>child of single parent
>has unnaturally dyed hair color like blue, orange, etc
>tattoos and piercings
>has depression, anxiety or other mental issues
>takes antideppressants or antianxiety meds
>is fat
>is a feminist
>studies or has a degree in something like gender studies, womens' studies, or some other liberal arts fluff
>has cheated before
>has sent nude pictures of herself to guys before
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>has been in a relationship
>not a virgin
>male friends
>female friends
>has plenty of friends in general
>uses social media
>feminist
>superficial and narcissist
>Short, dyed hair
>smokes
>consumes drugs/alcohol
>piercings
>tattoos
>doesn't like cartoons, vidya and related shit at all
>thinks cartoons, vidya and related shit is lame and childish
>uses (excessive) make up
>cares about fashion
>uses her phone for anything besides gaming when bored
>takes pictures of herself
>not biologically a girl
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>>24323244

Holy fuck why are you posting in this thread if you have a bf you dumb slut.
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>loves/wears jewelry
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>>24324845
>I'm insecure and need my validation from the attention I get from guys

It's okay I understand
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>>24323961
>>24323990
desu I always had 2 cats so they would play with each other and not go nuts when I am at work. anything more seems fucky though
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>>24325017
wearing random shit from etsy is fine. Girls with no financial control and blowing their cash on kike diamonds is the real problem
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>>24324666
>what has corrupted your mind
we were born male. this is how men think. this is how your boyfriend and your "guy friends" (beta orbiters) think.

Men and women do not think the same. Were you born yesterday? I'll pray for you.
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>>24320249
>no feminine penis
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>>24320249
>piercings of any kind
>tattoos
>dyed hair
>fat
>feminist
>wears yoga pants
>has ever had sex outside of a committed relationship
>uses drugs recreationally
>has an instagram or snapchat
>unironically uses terms like "fandom" or "shipping"
>puts on absurd amounts of makeup
>regularly posts selfies on social media accounts
>unironically refers to herself as a "nerd"
>can't be quiet when watching a movie, tv show, cartoon, anime, or listening to music

I think that's everything. I'm not interested in a relationship, but I'm curious if any females in this thread actually meet these standards
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>>24325562
I have 6 of these redflags
>tattoos (5)
>piercings (nose and ears)
>feminist (In the sense that I believe in gender equality, and am equally concerned with men's issues like the high suicide rate, unrealistic male ideals etc)
>has ever had sex outside of a committed relationship
>uses drugs recreationally (Drugs are so much fun what r u talking about)
>has an Instagram

I mean, I'm kinda a Stacy though so
>>
>>24325562
>>unironically uses terms like "fandom" or "shipping"
Those are the correct terms for those things though, what else would you call it? If you just don't want someone who's into fandom or shipping, that's different to wanting someone who doesn't use the actual words.
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>>24320249
>plays video games
>has unnatural hair color (TIP THAT FEDORA GIRLS)
>any piercings
>any tattoos
>watches tv
>has male friends
>complains about period discomfort
>wears anything that doesn't cover elbows and knees
>thinks puns are funny
>owns more than two pairs of shoes
>wears lipstick or lip gloss
>has had sex
>not vegetarian
>has looked at porn ever in her life
>thinks about lewd things
>is over 50kg
>is over 155cm
>is younger than 18
>is older than 23
>still lives with parents
>doesn't own their own car
>watches cartoons
>didn't finish school with top marks
>wants to travel
>has used recreational drugs
>has traveled
>is a feminist
That's about it, any man will instantly drop you if you have more than one of these red flags.
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>>24321055
This >>24321114 anon beat me to it. Tranny detected. There are way too many obvious signs. One of the subtle ones is that they ignored that post so as not to draw attention to it, in the hopes that less people would see it and realize he's right.
You people have been taken on a ruse cruise.
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>dyed hair
>fake glasses
>Uses excessive make-up, garish make up or bright colors, red lips black nail polish etc
>pierced ears
>Inability to question the world, question what is considered good, or what is considered bad.
>doesnt realize that a majority opinion could be a wrong opinion.
>has never made anything
>wears jewelery of any kind
>susceptible to peer pressure
>does not like mexican food or chinese food
>overly PC, doesnt like 'offensive' or dark humor
>has to drink to enjoy themselves
>doesnt like nature
>had used drugs (lack of judgement skills)
>has dated/slept with a black person (shows lack of judgement skills)
>has a politically centered view of what "art" is.
>finds pornography offensive
>doesn't cook
>can't laugh at a bad movie
>can't into irony, satire or non-humor
>has none of her own hobbies
>>
Ill be anyone's boyfriend so long as they want to be in a relationship with me as well.
>>
>>24320408
This desu. If she's not a virgin you're probably closet homofag, its no different than rubbing your dick against another dudes dick
>>
>>24320249
I like how obvious it is that this thread's creator was someone who took a "male red flag" bait.

Please grow up.
>>
>>24328039
JUST
JUST
JUST
JUST
JUST kek my shit up family
>>
>>24328100
I like how you're a contrarian white knight faggot constantly trying to get some semblance of female attention by defending them whenever you can. Off you're self post-haste, family. Filtered
>>
>>24328100
Probably, but we need to rid this board of the fembots who are making this board almost unbearable. So honestly, who gives a fuck.
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If she takes herself way too seriously. Basically if she is and elitist, places too much importance on status and image and being grown up. If she can't be retarded once in a while or laugh at stupid stuff, if she can't sometimes say "whatever man fuck it" then I can tell it won't work.
Last girl always puffed herself up to be "oh so elegantly dignified" with pretentious language
>>
>Good looking
>Addicted to computer
>Social anxiety
>Aspergers
>ADD
>Depression
>No friends
>No hobbies
>No degree outside of high school but in college
How red-flagged am I?
>>
>>24321360
Family Guy is a fucking genius work of art
>>
>shorter than 5'4"
>taller than 5'7"
>religious
>doesn't like modernist literature
>ugly feet
>low sex drive
>>
>>24327697
>>wears lipstick or lip gloss
>>is over 50 kg
>>is older than 23
>>is a feminist
Lost
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>>24323659
Well La di fucking da aren't you refined
>>
>smoking
>like to get drunk, and 'go wild'
>over 5'8
>no ass or boobs
>feminist
>ego bigger than a planet
>not feminine or touchy (girls must touch me and make me feel like a man)
>bad mouthed (some is ok, but there is a limit)
>Keep talking about her ex boyfriends
>doesnt understand subtle humour
>too career focused
>no patience, restless
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>>24324917
>>not biologically a girl
this really bothers me about women these days.
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For a change, let's post some GREEN FLAGS for GIRLS

>refers to herself in third person
>gives cute nicknames to everything and everyone
>gets up late in the morning and always runs to gakkou with a toaster in mouth
>says "yoisho" when moving heavy objects
>falls on her face multiple times a day
>eats chocolate cornets from the wrong site
>will wait in the rain for hours to play basketball with her bf
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>>24323792
god you sound like a cunt
>>
>below C cup
>taller than 5'7"
>shorter than 5'1"
>fat
>no job
>shit job ie. barista, retail
>doesn't like animals
>likes animals too much
>doesn't wear makeup
>wears too much makeup
>pretends to be a nerd
>can't drive
>no degree
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>>24328471
>establishes loosely enforced rules but whines in a cute way when you dont comply.
>doesnt have very many exceptional qualities but acts in your face about all the ones she has
>doesnt hold grudges
>can take insults and insult you in jest
>>
So one of the biggest red flags for you guys is 'Feminist' but I bet if you talk to most girls they will say they are, as destructive as Feminism has been, they really don't know anything other than muh equal rights in the workforce
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>>24322461
>loves spic music, spanish language, french language and France is her dreamland

hit fucking nail anon
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>>24320249
>Doesn't go to church at least every Sunday
>Doesn't have a tight-knit family
>Doesn't have siblings
>Doesn't respect her parents
>Doesn't respect your family
0/10, would not marry.
>>
> refers to herself as a "bitch"
> uses words like "bae" "ratchet" and "thot"
> twerks
> dated chad
> talks shit about her friends behind their backs
> weres short shorts
> face piercing
> does drugs
> party's
> bisexual
>>
>Alot of guys freinds. A few is fine any healthy person will if they are part of a mixed social circle but hanging out 1 on 1 especially if its sleepovers is bullshit unless its some gay bff guy.

>her mother is a whore. For example the last girl I was with had 4 siblings from different fathers. She too was also a whore. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

>tattoos and pericings are also signs of a whore.

>spending too much time on mobile phones during conversation is a pet hate of mine regardless of gender.

>Single mum for reasons other then the dad was killed.

>doesn't have any brothers is a warning flag. Often girls with all sisters for siblings have very little sympathy for the male point of view.

>bitchs about other girls constantly, even more so if she says they are her freind.

>excessively bitchs about past exs, she will do the same about you.

>jumps from relationship to relationship. It it implys there is something wrong with her. She is clearly the common denominator.

>leaves her current relationship for you, she will do the same to you.

Alot of these apply to both genders.
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>>24325871
>feminist (In the sense that I believe in gender equality, and am equally concerned with men's issues like the high suicide rate, unrealistic male ideals etc)

There's a word for that; Egalitarian.
Now get the fuck out of r9k
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>>24320349

Those girls are hot as fuck bro, no denying
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>>24328669
>church girls
I just vomited in my mouth. You can't be serious??
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>>24329214
True feminism is about equality.
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>>24320408
This is literally the biggest, and arguably the only important one.

Not virgin = not worth my time.

I'd even be willing to overlook disability, overweight, ugliness, but being not a virgin is too much, sorry.
>>
tfw 6"1 with tiny tits and have autistic "male" hobbies

not even a tranny
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>>24328600

They are literally the worst thing a woman can be, and will make any dating experience a living hell. I wold date a morbidly obese woman over an attractive feminist.
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>>24330897

>not even a tranny
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>>24320249
enjoy never having a gf in your life :^)
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>>24330534

They're the only girls that you can find anymore that aren't riding the cock carousel. Women are basically throwing away their ability to be stable long-term mates for muh feminism.
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>>24324758
You are perfect
>>
> Does not like Warframe

> Uses Boltor Prime

> Dislikes Lex
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>>24327976
Wow dude same with you just described everything I hate. jewellery, pierced ears, drinking et cetera. You're right.
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