Dubs decides what I do with my virtually nonexistent future.
>>24320047
Sepuku
Sex change.
Without anesthetic.
Beta Uprising 2.0
Welding trade
>>24320047
Fap. Fap frequently
>>24320047
slowly improve yourself and become a normie
Suck a nigger's dick.
you have no future
Become a trainhopping anarchist
Expose yourself to school children.
>>24320223
(so fucking close)
Become a buddhist monk
disembowel yourself
Kill yourself in a big public place
Pursuit a career in ballet.
Dedicate your life to cataloging and collecting all possible types of internet pornography.
Move to Detroit.
>>24320047
Invest in gold.
>>24320318
this + self-immolation. that shit's hardcore
shitpost on 4chan
or
smoke weed lmao :D
Spend your life savings on erotic PVC anime figurines.
>>24320047
Become a l33t hax0r
>>24320047
have a snack and drink some water
>>24320371
Rerolling for enlightened self-immolation. Make sure you meditate and shit beforehand OP
Join army
Run through the ghetto screaming "Do you niggers want a race war?"
>>24320047
Sell drugs and keep at it till you're rich.
>>24320388
A SHAREWARE FILE ARCHIVER AND COMPRESSOR UTILITY FOR WINDOWS
>>24320388
Hahahaha holy shit
>>24320388
fuck that, I dun wanna die desu senpai
>>24320388
Post livestream of said immolation, OP
>>24320482
Somehow I'm not surprised. At least I h-had the get, r-right anons?
>>24320388
and now we wait for OP to deliver
Drink Pepsi instead of coke
>>24320047
Turn yourself into a living Don Quixote. Act totally oblivious to reality and make an ass of yourself and be a general nuisance with no regard for anything but your own law.
>>24320482
Just get really, really, really blackout drunk and take pills and shit beforehand, really trip your shit out. Then set yourself on fire and you won't care.
Do nothing at all because you're too much of a coward to do anything interesting with your life.
>>24320504
Congrats on your get and enjoy.
Just looking for suggestions after all since the neetlyfe sux.