Who /analmasturbation/ here?
Tell us how you trained your boipussy today
>>24319479
you mean asshole?
>>24319479
I've tried stimulating mine but i just dont feel much. I do like watching others get off with their butts though
I need a proper dildo and lube but I'm nervous about having them shipped :/
>>24319763
The right is actually a vagina, if you can call one body part a slang term why not another?
>>24319935
Its actually a vulva you virgin.
>>24319994
It's gross what ever you call it tbqh famlee
>>24319763
>anon doesn't understand what prefixes do
>>24320055
hi I haven't seen your boipussy yet
>>24319479
I dont because I have to stay pure and tight as possible for my future bf that I still havent met yet
rip
>>24320114
Have you seen his qt soft butt yet?
>>24320118
dude your bf will probably be more upset that you're a total novice who would cry when being fucked with an actual dick
practice makes perfect famille miglia
>>24320118
This post has piqued my interest. And muh dick.
>tfw either diet or chronic condition makes it hard to completely evacuate bowels
>tfw any time i think of anal i remember i'm gassy and gross
>tfw cant even use my bd dildo
suffering
>>24319479
i want to buysomething cute to put in my bfs buttnext time i get paid but i still haven't decided what :3c
>>24320142
can confirm
virgin bottoms are a shit to fuck outside of novelty
unless you start jamming random large objects up your ass (larger than a turd huehue), staying 'tight' isn't a problem
>>24320155
why don't you go to a gastroenterologist
the most basic of insurance should cover most of that
>>24320142
Maybe I want my bf to train me to that point.
The pain is temporary
>>24320155
Just do a quick enema?
Or just don't care, I don't mind a few bits of shit on my buttplug
>>24320202
I want to slowly work with a virgin though, until they're experienced buttsluts. I guess the fantasy is better than reality though, huh?
>>24320240so is your bf
>>24320212
i did. i'm getting a colonoscopy done in december. i really hope it's not a tumor and i can just go on a crazy diet to solve my problems instead
>>24320259
Not if I choose the right one
>>24319763
are you the kind of guy who corrects everyone who says 'car' to 'automobile'?
>>24320296
lol you're young.
>>24320366
>lol
maybe you're just jaded
>>24320434
that's literally the most common acronym on the internet
>>24320125
You're too kind :*)
>>24320519
Nuh-uh, its true. I saw it yesterday, and it was top qt. its a shame you'd want to tighten it up.
DIE FAGGOT DIE
Get up, and hang yourself
Or go back to the mentality I'll degenerate board like your supposed to >>>/lgbt/
>>24320593
keep raging into the abyss you grand old dinosaur
>>24319479
>Tfw mommy gf just bought me this plug and is mailing it to me for Christmas
>Tfw haven't really done anything with my BP but will learn to take it
>Tfw friend mailed me a 6.5" vibrator and lube but it was thinner than muh dick (and this plug) and didn't do anything for me
>Tfw my fingers feel better but I have never been able to orgasm from butt stuff on the handful of times that I've tried
>Tfw haven't had any luck finding my prostate even though I know where it should be
>Tfw will probably never have asissygasm
Feels bad man.
>>24320696
straight sissies are nasty
>>24319479
>Tell us how you trained your boipussy today
>>24320839
waahhhh wahhhh people use words i don't like on an anonymous imageboard
>>24320887
i just wanted an excuse to post that image.
Do you, baby boo
I fingered it for another anon on cam earlier
>>24320957
Dang it i never get this. I wanna watch an anon play with his butt
>>24320731
For you... I'm not entirely straight.I'm also a cvck, jajajaja
>Tfw mommy gf tells me about how much fun she had worshipping her friend's big cock and how excited she is to have her pussy filled by it tonight
>Tfw sending me lewd pictures and hopefully video of it happening soon
>>24321080
why do you get turned on by your own suicidal depression
I bought a plug/prostate massager out of curiosity, but since I didn't know what was a safe size to start with I bought one with too big of a girth. What strats should I use to make it hurt less when sticking it in/widening the sphincter
>>24321080
Forgot to add:>Tfw told her my fantasy of servicing cocks with her at a glory hole one day
>Tfw she thinks it'd be super hot and wants to make it happen
>>24321098
The pain is pleasure for me now. I've dreaded over never having experienced a relationship before, for two whole decades, and my insecurities burned my conscience inside-out.I'm also an ABDL, and part of the enjoyment is being free of responsibility, which I suppose could also include not being expected to pleasure her, as my inferiority complex makes me feel incapable of doing so.
>>24321295
did you try therapy before you started making a cartoon character out of yourself?
>>24321295
you realize she has no respect for you and she's taking advantage of you right? there is no love in your relationship. no matter how much "oh i just like their dicks" she throws your way. women are masters at lying and this isn't coming from from some bitter virgin, if anything i give em props for honing a subversive skill so finely
>>24320541
>>24320519
pls post I didn't see it ;-;
>tfw mom found my toys
I avoided her all weekend. Is it time to move out /r9k/?
>>24321833
To be fair the amiibos are the embarassing part here
>>24321833
Kek, maybe she already knew, and finally caved in and confronted you about it
>>24321833
this >>24321866 desu senpai
Anything else is just you experimenting with your sexuality in probably the safest way possible.
>>24321380
No.
>>24321432
I understand and agree, most women are deceptive af. But in my case, I depend on her, I've been a NEET for almost seven years. How is she taking advantage of me? I can't buy her anything, I have nothing that she can take from me. She's been spending her money on me. Also I was the one who talked her into getting lewd with others. She kept asking if it was really okay to do it and I gave her my approval. She's never made me feel uncomfortable and doesn't want to, so if I suddenly decide I want her to stop, she promised she would. I trust her fully, of course it was trust that she had to earn.
>>24321833
Tell her its for you secret gf. Hope that she doesn't know the purpose of prostate massager on the right
>>24321833
When mom found my dildo, she said I shouldn't take her things and those are for girls only. Then threw it away. Snooping in other people's things, and that bitch claiming it was hers, and oh top of that throwing it away. I paid for it fair and square.
>>24321833
fuck parents who think they can go through everything their kid has. when i was in middle school my parents did this and found drawings/shitty poetry i wrote and made fun of me for it, and ive had severe trust issues ever since
>bought dildo
>gave it the old college try
>don't get any real pleasure from it beyond the act being so perverted
Shit sucks, this isn't anything like my boipussy doujins! I seriously feel let down.
how 2 practice taking dick while living in dorms with a roommate?
>>24322396
Butt stimulation isn't like regular stimulation, anon. It takes more than just hammering it for it to feel good.
>>24322422
Take your roommates dicks, dummy.
>>24322422
At night, quietly, or when they're not there. The same way you would if you lived with your parents.
>>24322445
>Butt stimulation isn't like regular stimulation, anon. It takes more than just hammering it for it to feel good.
I gave it quite a few tries, took it slow, really worked up to it, but it just never got good. I've basically given up at this point.
The onahole I got, on the other hand, is fucking fantastic.
>>24323027
It's not for everyone. It helps if you're a little slut that desperately wants to take it up the ass. I'd say it's 50% placebo and 50% actual stimulation that gets you off.
>>24323027
It feels the best if you jack yourself off at the same time. I end up leaking precum everywhere. Although I can't get off to anal stimulation alone.
>>24322445
Who is this artist? I've seen this shit everywhere today and it's growing on me.
Bought this while I was horny.
I don't think it'll ever fit inside me.
16.5 inches long, 2.8 inches in diameter
>>24323268
2n5
He's the best
>kinda want to buy a dildo
>afraid I'll become too addicted to BP masturbation and not want to pursue a bf anymore
>>24322396
agreed, I'm thinking of just getting a prostate massager, I do like the feeling of being that perverted tho.
>>24320990
I would butt im a chubbyuglyfuck :)
>>24323996
Eh, so am i. I imagine most of us are actually
>>24323483
I desperately want a dildo but I'm terrified by the thought of someone finding it.
