If I pay the delivery guy $9.75 and tell him to keep the change will he spit in my pizza next time?
It rhymes with spit
i would
at the very least you are going to get a 3 hour old out of the oven dead cold pizza
>>24318902
why? I don't want the penny and technically im just giving him more money
i'd put boogers in it
>>24318910
delivery guys make minimum wage PLUS they have to pay for their own gas so its even worse than waiters
>>24318968
Actually they get a fixed bonus for every delivery they make. Sometimes they even get per mile. Besides, my house isn't even 5 miles from the pizza place so it's not a long drive. Isn't delivering his job?
>>24319023
i was one, dont tell me how it works i know you dont
his job is transporting food
i once was told to go to a house i hated, they had already prepaid and gave no tip. I WALKED that motherfucker since it was the end of my shift (8pm) and threw the pizza box at their door.
Was thinking of throwing it on their roof ala Breaking Bad style but decided against
>>24318858
You shouldn't have to tip. Fuck tipping.
But you should tip, and if you don't, you're an asshole.
Edgelords and Redditors like Quentin Tarantino love to act like they're beating the system by not giving an extra two bucks to some fuck. But they're really just fucking over some dude that makes shit.
>>24318858
better if you pay him 975 pennies
>>24319092
Stop making up stories on the internet fucking fag. You never did any of that shit and if a delivery driver ever did I would complain to the people who right your miserable checks and get your shit fired faggot.
okay honestly if my order takes this fucking long you dont deserve a tip you fucker
>>24319178
i make 120k right now, i left that job and got a real one. Go right ahead
>>24319608
>an hour and a half
>for a pizza
Unless this is some premium pie don't give him shit.
>>24318858
I used to deliver. He won't spit in your food unless he's a real fucking low-life. He won't forget either and will take his sweet ass time if you ever get him delivering to you again though.
Dont do it anon. Youll only regret it.
>>24320684
If you order on a Friday night in a busy area, this is the shit that's gonna happen
Are you seriously gonna blame the jackass delivering the pizzas?
>>24321645
I love you comfy pizza man
>>24319608
Monday night football dipshit Ofcourse it's backed up
Mcw Anon makes it all better
