what does femanon poop look like
>>24317700
My sisters would often not flush and type 1 and 5 were most common.
>>24317724
>5
absolutely disgustingly barbaric
>>24317753
It was. And they do clog toilets. I think they'd leave them in hopes that i'd flush and unclog the toilet for them. Dumb hoes
Usually 2/3, but I did a 7 earlier
>>24317878
>but I did a 7 earlier
what did you eat
>tfw only made 7s my entire life
>>24318113
lel gross
>>24318113
How? Why?
>>24318137
got told by a spaghetti dropping onetitis guy... that feel.
>>24318146
dont know, guess i'm just a little strange. Rather my ass is.
>>24318174
What kinda food you eat? I just can't believe it to be true
>>24318206
chicken nuggets and hot pockets mainly, fast food from mcdonalds usually when I run out of hot pockets.
>>24318221
try eating whole grain bread for once in your life
>>24317700
Usually I have about 20 wipes. I very rarely have done type 1 to 4. Usually my shits are 4-6.
Also, there's a layer of grease on top of the water in the toilet after I have done a shit, and my farts/shits smell exceptionally bad, like downright toxic waste bad.
What should I do?
Is it really that bad?
>>24318221
Please get some oatmeal or something in there. Your digestive system hates you
>>24318279
How much red meat do you typically eat? And do you ever eat overly greasy or fatty foods?
>>24318361
yeah beef is pretty much the only meat I eat, and I do get ready meals/takeaway quite a bit.
Ask a female with ulcerative colitis anything.
>>24318417
i dont know what it is but i want to have sex with it
>>24318403
Well, there's your answer. Cut back on your usual stuff and add more things like broccoli and oatmeal
>>24318439
This is the most r9k post i've ever seen
>>24318439
Its a disease that effects my rectum and colon, so basically every time I shit, its a bloody shit.
>>24318464
Is it painful to go? And does it effect your ability to choose when to go? (Is it an urgent feeling everytime you need to go?)
I'm on methadone so I shit about once to twice per week and always between 1-2
>sometimes I actually ave to put my fingers in there and work it out, or I put my fingers in my vagina and sort of push it out with the backof the vagaina wall
yes women are disgusting just like males, get over us we aren't princesses we're biological animals - waste machines
>>24317700
>4-5 wipes on type 3
lolwut. Use baby wipes or get a bidet you mongoloids
>>24318526
Kek, i dont know anyone who has to do that to poop. But yes, i'm aware that girls are poop machines, i'm still creeping on them. Maybe not ones on methadone though
>>24318517
Sometimes its painful, sometimes I feel nauseous because I'm losing a lot of blood. And yes its a very urgent feeling, I've nearly crapped my pants on multiple occasions. A normal day I have to shit 5-7 times, although it can go up to 12 times in one day. I can forcibly hold it in if need be, its just not a good feeling.
>>24318526
i used to be a heroin addict and sometimes wouldn't shit for 2 weeks
i think the most i went is 3 weeks without taking a shit. when it came out it was so bad. dry as hell and thick as a brick.
i had some really, really bad shits during that time.
>you will never have a femanon fart and poop on you and jack you off using her poop
Chart seems wrong. Loose shits take less wipes. It's those tight sticky ones that take a million wipes
>>24318654
Have you ever found a guy who was understanding of your condition? Or do you simply avoid relationships altogether?
>>24318654
>A normal day I have to shit 5-7 times
how long have you had to do this? i imagine you have to drink like 4 liters of water per day just to stay hydrated
>>24318740
peanut butter tier shit is worse, yes, but if you have shit like that there is something probably wrong with your body
>>24317700
I range between type 1 and type 4. Today was a type 2 day. Sometimes I'll get type 5 or type 6 if I've eaten something like a load of Micky D's or done a bender.
>>24318696
>that trace of shit on her asscheek
kek
>>24318830
Type 2 is the best. Mine doesnt leave much to wipe though, dunno what this chart's talking about
>mfw i never had to take a shit in grade school, high school or college during the day
>now i have to shit at work twice a day
why colon, why
Who /ribbonpoop/ here? It's like a mix of type 4 and 5 and hurts like all hell to poop.
>>24318759
I mean its an invisible disease, meaning I don't show any physical signs of having it. No one would know I'm ill unless I told them. I wouldn't really tell someone unless I knew they could be understanding.
>>24318777
I got diagnosed a year ago (I don't recommend getting colonoscopies for fun), but its gotten steadily worse. I actually don't drink much liquids which is probably really bad, but whatever.
>>24317700
Do any of you guys have problems wiping? Like, shit getting stuck in your ass hairs when you wipe then you wipe until your asshole chaffes?it's a real pain in the ass
>>24318909
>I actually don't drink much liquids which is probably really bad, but whatever.
yea you should probably drink more water
if you're shitting 7 times a day and it's very liquid, you're losing a lot of water
how dark is your piss color?
>>24318909
Will it be more evident to people if it gets worse? How will you handle it down the road? Are there any foods that you have to avoid?
>>24318945
Its a pretty normal color. Keep in mind my shit is mostly blood and pus. The shits themselves are small and pretty close to liquid in texture.
>>24319025
wait you shit pus too?
what the fuck man
>>24318988
A little, its mostly internal problems, but extreme weight loss is a common thing. I'm just hoping it doesn't ever get so bad I need a colostomy bag or get colon cancer. And yeah basically any food that is hard to digest I should avoid, although its not usually the end of the world if I do eat it. So most vegetables, nuts, beans, fruit with skin, etc. Its very limiting.
>>24319081
Yeah sometimes its just pus. I'll tell you, shitting liquids is a weird feeling.
>>24319216
Well, i'm out of questions pertaining to your condition, but i will ask the penultimate robot question...will you be my gf?
>>24319216
so basically there's nothing docs can do for it? you're just... stuck like this now? what about things like loperamide
>>24317700
I've had every single type of stool on that chart.
>>24319356
bitch i'm asking what your average poop looks like
>>24319306
I'm not taking any drugs at the moment, the last ones I were on put me into remission for awhile but stopped working. Its an incurable disease, just gotta accept it, and be happy that I wasn't gifted a worse disease.
>>24319294
Probably not.
>>24319393
w-what would happen if you have anal sex
>>24319393
K, gotta ask at least, right? Anyways, hope it doesnt get to the point where you need those poop bag things, those look like a hassle.
