Eggman is a fucking Chad!
Why do you worship him???
>>24317483
He's an ugly/awkward cute recently with his long hair and preppy clothes. I think we've all fallen a bit in love.
>>24317483
from that angle he looks good desu senpai desu
>leaves /r9k/
>becomes a chad within months
jdimsa
>>24317483
>>24317572
Eggman is not chad
he is pure qt beta
>>24317631
He looks like a kawaii lesbian in this picture.
> you will never be as cute as eggman.
>>24317483
Cause he doesn't give a fuck Desu Senpai.
Just fuck my shit up pham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNDJyVJ_xn0
>>24317572
But Jesus Christ, he only left r9k because he met up with one of his fangirls who became his gf.
>year without normies
>goes to a nightclub in Toronto
>drives to WA to fuck a girl
>>24317483
Did Eggman lose weight?
I deleted and blocked him on snapchat when I thought he was the Oregon shooter lol. Feel bad now since it turned out to be an obvious farce.
>>24317935
Don't forget, he drove to Illinois or something and when he got there, the girl told him she didn't want to meet him anymore.
>>24317962
Jesus Christ, please kill yourself.
>>24317988
Make me faggot.
>>24317984
Yeah but that's just a testament to how thirsty Eggy is. He got keked hard and that didn't stop him from doing it all again.
His hairline's already sky-high, unfortunately. When he balds completely he's even more fucked.
>>24318182
why even bother having hair at this point
why not just shave it bald wtf is the point?
plenty of bald dudes or shaved head guys get laid and have gfs
>>24318226
Confirmed Chemo patient
>>24318226
Because his head is so egg-shaped. At least having hair (or pretending to) covers up his head and makes him sort of normal-looking.
Worship
Egg-god
>>24318182
>Calling this a chad.
>>24318315
>white
>tall
>>24318349
>fat
>bad skin
>receding hairline
>5 head
>poor and begs for money on 4chan
>>24318349
>If you're white, you cannot be a robot!
>If you're tall, you cannot be a robot!
>If you have blue eyes, you cannot be a robot!
This board's memes are getting worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2GrrDXXlrg
>>24318349
>white
so he's a pigskin cuCkold?
>tall
eggman is not even that tall he's he's only 6'0" tall
eggman is NOT a chad
>>24318509
>he thought he would people would recognize him in public and talk to him after he became an /r9k/ star
what a complete faggot
>>24318579
he deluded himself and he paid the ultimate price
Eggman leaving was the official death of /r9k/
When he was here this place was still for robots and now it's just facebook and vine tier
sage
>>24318987
eggy died for our sins
R.I.P eggman
>>24317522
Post more pics of preppy clothes.
>>24319296
express has a huge selection of preppy clothes pham
>>24319400
Does eggman do drugs?
His eyes always look so tired/off.
>>24319436
Idk but the guy works at a gas station from 2am to 5am so that could be the reason he looks so tired all the time
>>24318109
if at first you dont succeed try try again to pound that prime teen pussy
>"oh btw if you're not genetically superior you will never fuck a qt :)"
>Fucks a bunch of girls
Fuck off, Eggchad
>>24319495
Didn't he get a new job? At least his gf has better taste in clothes than Eggy's napoleon dynamite tier t-shirts
>>24319400
lookin good
post moar
>>24319296
He has this one picture with a button-down and a cardigan but I can't find it.
I need to start saving rare eggs when I find them. Google images just puts me back into my sanic phase.
>>24319567
What is this about a Egg gf? Where did he find her? What does she look like?
>>24319603
are you talking about this one?
>>24319644
I think she's from WA
nobody knows what she looks like
>>24319649
Nope but it's probably the same cardigan
Sloot doesn't even wear a shirt under it
what is with all the eggman threads right now? smells like selfposting
What's his snapchat and how the fuck did you find it?
>>24319715
>Being this new smfh
>>24319704
>what is with all the eggman threads right now
>just one thread
go back to your cuCkold threads, faggot
>>24319733
theres 3 fagot
>>24319400
Looking good man. post the suit&tie pic
>>24318182
>ness....
>>24319728
>tfw I took a break from /r9k/ during the best eggy days and only came back right at the end
>>24318449
>poor and begs for money on 4chan to buy preppy clothes
>>24317483
>tfw you think if eggman lost weight he'd look like you
>>24318565
>only 6'0
>only
wipe this meme from the face of the earth
>>24317483
He doesn't look so bad in that picture.
Are we all gonna make it?
>>24321408
first you must drain your balls into a fembot who can dress you like an adult
>>24317483
damn eggman looks effay af desu senpai
>>24321510
>letting a woman dress you
Hoo boy. Where to start?
>>24319715
thenewformula iirc
>>24321510
>letting a woman dress you
wew lad
>>24319495
[insert le generic content sentence]
>>24317483
If he just lost some weight...
Oval faces are coveted by all. They are perfect, UNLESS you are of a high body fat percentage. When you get fat it becomes like eggman. Just by lowering bodyfat my face became more angled and sharp. It used to be awkwardly chubby.
>>24317483
Eggman looks like Jarvis Cocker but fat and with some bizarre skull deformity.
Eggy is a chill goy, we've been snapping back and forth for a bit. I wish the best for him in the future qf.
>>24319436
I thought the same thing. I asked him if he was high and he said no.
>>24322223
you almost got quints bro
I wonder who got them >>24322222
>>24318252
Come at me brah
>>24322305
>tfw will never have historic quints
Anybody know his snapchat?
>>24322496
see:
>>24321760
read the thread next time
>>24322187
post more Eggman in swimsuit
>>24322528
N o
2 b h f am
>>24322654
no one going to reply to you next time then faggot
Eggman is so angelic.
fashion killa coming through
>>24322700
Nice dubs. They're zeroes, just like you. :^)
>>24322979
>that stupid comeback
hahaha you're grasping at straws there buddy.
>>24320863
considering 5'11 is pretty much the average male hight, 6'0 isn't that tall
>>24322921
Who is taking this picture?
>>24322187
post his roastie
>>24323035
his ex gf
>>24323015
>hahhha nice comeback
>hahaaaa
>>24323066
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>>24323094
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>>24323048
eggy isnt dumpty
>>24323112
>omfg
reddit pls go
even if you were being ironic you're still a faggot for posting that
>>24323048
bitch spend all his money and ditch him?
>>24323225
yeah
he was begging for money recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDDf7j6qQnQ
I love Eggman because he doesn't give a fuck. That aspect of his personality makes him legit good-looking somehow.
>>24323683
that's maybe cause you're a NEET loser that can relate to him. i'm a chad and eggman just comes across as a sad lonely guy. I wish he'd get a friend or something and straighten his life up.
I hate this guy so much, he's not a robot. He's a normie.
>>24324356
I thought he had friends and a relationship?
How the fuck can he get a gf and I can't
>>24325011
become a meme
>>24323048
any pics of her from his snapchat?
bump
bloxxx 2bh
>>24327476
Narcissism? Go to sleep, kid. You've had a long day.
>>24325011
Girls will fuck anything with some kind of social status.
![28333375-Sad-businessman-with-egg-head-isolated-on-gray-Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UP6OS7t.jpg "28333375-Sad-businessman-with-egg-head-isolated-on-gray-Stock-Photo[1].jpg")
>get snap from eggman
>tells me i'm special or some shit
>feel better
Thx based eggman
>>24328208
I received the same one
It made my day 2bh Pham
>>24319644
>Where did he find her?
An egg carton.
>What does she look like?
A fucking egg.
