Fembots why haven't you gone gay yet?
>>24317365
Men are way more stable than lesbos.
>>24317365
I actually have been developing an interest in women recently
they are softer, cuter, more understanding, calmer
but I just really like dick. I don't mind pussy, but I couldn't have a monogamous relationship with a woman because I'd want to get proper fucked.
>>24317365
I have, but I won't ever get a girlfriend.
So why would it matter?
>>24317394
Who is more stable, a robot or a lesbian?
I just want a cute feminine gf who wants to go on walks and play with my hair. Men aren't suitable to be romantic partners at all
>>24317513
A robot. Yes lesbians are that fucking crazy.
>>24317513
Why would a woman date a robot? They'd want a rock, a stable, level-headed Chad.
>>24317394
There's this lesbian that goes to my college, she's really affectionate and cute.
1. As a 3/10 I could get a 3/10 female or worse, but up to a 6/10 male
2. My family would be disappointed
3. As a burly autist, I'd probably have to be the butch, and I'm skinflint
4. I beat up girls- probably because I have repressed rage directed at my mother
5. I find myself most attracted to sluts, and minority sluts. These women would fuck my shit up.
6. I'm frightened.
7. The last two girls I got involved with have met horrible fates, one raped to shit and a mindbroken stripper, the other a victim of suicide.
8. Gays expect you to be a shitty statist liberal kuck
9. It would piss my bf off, tee hee
I'm not into casual sex and couldn't fully invest myself into a relationship with a woman, I have only met two whose company I enjoyed and did not just tolerate. And they were both bisexual but I would have never known if they were interested in me or not anyway. Plus, crazy crazy crazy.
I like how men are big and hard and hairy and smell kinda funky and have dicks and stuff. I mean I watch lesbian porn like most women, but I've never seen a woman on the street and thought "I want to fuck that."
It's immensely satisfying to get a man "pussy-whipped" because they've grown up learning to resist such tethering. Like taming a wild stallion.
Plus being gay just seems so difficult since everyone assumes everyone is straight.
>>24317533
Because the only thing women are interested in is inane shit nobody cares about. Guys are infinitely more fun and understanding than women but you've flipped it around because you're a shallow person and no man wants to be around you.
Women don't feel anywhere near as good as men desu senpai
Sometimes you just want a big guy putting his dick inside you
Women are too finicky and soft
>>24317897
This tbqph
>>24317897
>I've never seen a woman on the street and thought "I want to fuck that."
If a woman is between 14-40 I think that about 75% of the time.
>>24317938
Well then go to /lgbt/ you dyke
Men are hot and women aren't
That's just how it is
Post no homo waifus.
>>24317897
>>24317921
>preferring a hairy, smelly man to a soft, curvy woman
>>24317958
I ain't suited to it.
I look at a beautiful woman and I just want to suspend her in acrylic- let it all solidify over her and have some massive gorgeous paperweight I can look at.
Might kill a woman if I ever got my hands on one.
>>24318020
>male stench
>a bad thing
>soft curves and hairlessness
>preferable to hard muscle and beard hair scruffing against your face when you kiss
>>24318020
Soft and curvy, more like a slob that looks like a giant child and acts like one too. Guys think that shit is hot, doesn't work both ways.
OHAYO!!! xD
Fembot here (don't hit on me silly boys xP) I'm just here to say >tfw no bf :(
Did I do the meme arrow right? I'm new here lols. But anyway yeah most guys are like totes gross but there are some that are ok, but they have to be at least 6' because I shouldn't have to settle for less. But none of them like to hit on me for some reason, the only people that do are a bunch of weirdos who buy me free stuff and act all nice around me lol. I guess I was destined to be a robot because no 8+/10 guys will hit on me :c
Did you hear about that guy who tried to stop the shooting at that college a while back? So sad what happened to him!! If I saw him irl I would hop on that in an instant I don't think I could control myself xP
>>24317513
Robots. Lesbians beat the shit out of each other. Hence why they have the highest rates of domestic violence.
>>24317999
>its black
not even trips make up for that
>>24317365
>good at lifting heavy things
look at that guy. he aint lifting shit breh
>>24318080
>that looks like a giant child
kek'd
it's kinda true
>>24318092
>not having a brown waifu
>>24317999
she is a definite qt.
>>24318020
Because I'm a woman
Do you not understand how heterosexuality works?
>preferring a flabby, weak woman to a hard, strong man
I can do it too
>>24318140
>implying you're a woman
tits or gtfo wienerberg
>>24317365
>Fembots why haven't you gone gay yet?
This.
For women it's a choice, and it's gross. Go back to Home Depot.
>>24318159
Nice try dyke
Not everyone is mentally ill like you
>>24318108
It's why men are more focused on neoteny but women's taste lean more toward androgyny, and likewise gay guys seem to go after hairy daddy types that women usually think are nasty
I'm an overly sensitive gay guy. I get along better with women cause they're more understanding with feels, but I can only be attracted to guys, it's weird man. I don't what I'm getting at, I'm pretty stoned, haha.
>>24318193
>I get along better with women cause they're more understanding with feels
Kill yourself faggot
>>24317480
>>24317897
This is why women are terrible lmao. Never open your heart, men.
>>24318234
Way to prove his point
>>24318183
There are no female robots you fucking clown. 99% of them are males who post for le upboats and the rest are just dumb cunts who are here because they can never be content as long as the lonely future mass shooters have a place to sulk in their self loathing together. Go to /soc/ or /b/.
How can you resist this, women? How can you like hairy, ugly men instead of this?
>>24317365
>pretty
Most lesbos are landwhales, it's just a fact
>smells good
No
>understands you
Alright, you have me there
>knows how to please a woman
But does she really
>loves your vagina the way it is
Sure jan
>>24318249
It certainly is scary. I'm attracted to one of the most hazardous things to my health there is. I wished i was gay sometimes
>>24318299
Do nofap for a couple weeks to a month and start jerking off exclusively to gay porn for another 2-3 weeks.
That's how it happened to me anyway.
>tfw no Aleca Chung gf
>>24318292
>women would rather have one of those in the back than the one in the front
Women confirmed for shit taste
If lesbians are attracted to other women why do they try so hard to look like men? Outside of forced porn they're all either landwhales or bull dykes, there is no middle ground.
>>24317513
all men are more stable than all women, even the lowest of robots is more stable than even the most successful of women
lesbians are more likely to perpetrate domestic abuse than men
>>24318344
>still no cowtit gf
kill me
>>24318500
Reminder that sex doesn't solve everything and especially not actual depression
>>24317999
nice trips, ugly bitch
>>24318862
Lack of sexual intimacy is strongly correlated with developing depression. Depressed women are still wanted, and if you think that doesn't matter you're very lucky not to know unwantedness. Men kill themselves about four times as frequently as women for a reason.
>>24318020
>>24317365
A manly scent is glorious though
>>24318862
>Reminder that sex doesn't solve everything and especially not actual depression
Female detected
Get out roastie
Knock yourself out, the women will all go gay, the men will all fuck boypussy, and hopefully the human race will die out so no more children have to suffer through existence
i look and dress feminine so most dykes just think i'm fake. and i'm a 3/10 at best so the ones that don't think i'm faking won't even look at me without wanting to kill themselves
there's no hope
>>24319310
Or man builds artifical wombs and flees from the women/their pet niggers into space.
>>24317365
man here
>fucking gorgeous
>smells fucking amazing
>understands too wellshes still crazy though
>humps for 20 minutes + sucking and rubbing and 15+ more humping minutes then falls asleep
>always belittle her appearance but tell her i love her
>good at lifting heavy things
>loves my cute innie gf
>know how to please it
Why arent you 10/10 anons?
>thinking those traits on the boyfriend list are common outside of this shit board
men are usually fine. but that's why browsing /r9k/ and believing all the dumbass memes is a red flag in guys. they're damaged goods
>>24318068
Is this a common thing among women?
My one and only gf loved my "scent." We were long distance and one time she had me spray my deodorant onto her stuffed animals she slept with because she enjoyed that smell so much. She also even enjoyed it when I didn't use deodorant.
>>24317365
I mainly like men because... shit. I guess because guys treat me as a different person, because when I was with a women she assumed that like liked what she liked during sex because we both have a vagina.
>>24319739
Understanding this abortion of a post is literally impossible
What the fuck is wrong with you
