>fembot
>high as a kite
ask me anything
>>24316852
sup girl
Post tots
Show tits you retarded troglodyte
Why won't all the people replying to you go back to >>>/b/
should i keep studying for exams or go home and smoke a bowl? my dealer told me it was called medical death star.
>>24316852
>when life sucks but u feeling decent cuz u high until you start thinking about how slowly people around you are going to start dying, your friends getting married and before you know you're 70 and shitting yourself to death in a hospital bed alone because you never had the balls to pull the fucking trigger
>>24316852
>>>/soc/ or >>>/b/
Your kind isn't tolerated here
>tfw trannybot smoking myself out af t b h
>>24316852
Post boobs and ass
>>24316852
boots or converses? as your preferred footwear
>>24316950
> trapped in an absurd universe that means nothing
> worrying about the future
why bother lel
>>24316852
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>reminder that females literally CANNOT into anonymity
would you fug me?
Why do you think anybody cares?
how do you feel knowing that if I came across you after the apocalypse I'd have no problem keeping you as a sex slave?
>>24316852
>Tfw weed doesn't do it for me anymore
>>24316852
what do you think of robots?
>>24317345
>then i realised no one would reply
What does that tell you? It tells you your topic for a thread isn't interesting enough. What you should be doing is post in an existing thread, or think of a better thread idea.
THIS SHIT
>femanon here guysss xxx shower me with attention pl0x ;)
Is not acceptable
>>>/soc/
>>24316866
nothing really, should be doing work but instead i'm on here as always. what about you?
>>24316942
what kind of a stupid question is that? smoke a bowl, duh.
>>24316950
pretty much. minus the shitting yourself to death part
>>24316969
converse when at uni and everywhere else.
boots if it's raining
>>24317017
at first i wasn't going to mention being a fembot but then i realised no one would reply so here i am
>>24317020
sorry, no
>>24317044
:(
>>24317198
i doubt you'd be alive after the apocalypse darling
>>24317400
fuck you i'm bored
>>24317431
The fact that you have to come here of all places for male attention is pitiful.
>>24317403
>Tfw no stoner/junkie qt gf
Why live
>>24316852
do you find gay porn attractive, gay men are like women on testosterone so I assume you'd like gay porn less but a little
what is the smelliest shit youve ever taken in your life
>>24317403
>i doubt you'd be alive after the apocalypse darling
oh yeah?
>>24317370
sorry, didn't see this
there are quite a lot of faggots, such as 24317400 and 24317492 but imo robots are just misunderstood
>>24317492
naww cute. but you should save the pity for yourself
>>24317510
>$
those are the shittiest tattoos i've ever seen
>>24317570
not even remotely
>>24317570
Lots of women watch gay porn. It's more popular among them than lesbian porn is among men. By the way you're pathetic for replying to this thread
>>24317635
>doesnt know how to link posts
rreeeeee
>>24317577
wtf lol!
>>24317606
i'm unsure of the message you're trying to convey tbqh
>>24317639
fuck's it to you? leave him alone. he can ask whatever he wants.
and no, it's not popular among women.
>>24317635
>24317400
h-hey guys! a girl noticed me! c-check it out!
>>24317635
>save the pity for yourself
Oh I have plenty of self-pity don't you worry. There's a lot to go around.
>>24317739
i've been lurking on this board for years and have never posted until today. don't mock me pls
>>24317764
>it's not popular among women.
research says otherwise, roastie
>>24317635
Would you ever date a robot?
>>24317635
What are you attracted to?
Go to /r/ladyboners and you find lots of "women" schlicking over pictures like this while other women just aren't interested at all until they are overwhelmed by Thranduil or some random thing that apparently psychologically clicks. Female sexuality is like the vulcan brain, a puzzle wrapped inside an enigma.
I am sure there is something tangible in the human brain that explains this like in the brains of birds that are attracted to peacock displays.
>>24317639
only if I were a thirsty beta hitting on her
>>24317882
This message has been approved by THE SPACE POPE
>>24317252
i smoke a half ounce a week and i don't even get baked these days
>>24317871
you're a dumb ass. what research?
>>24317882
yes
>>24317924
only one thing, intelligence.
tbqh nothing about a guys appearance attracts me
>inb4asexual
reddit is your source? really? reddit?
i'm not disagreeing with you, there are females who are into that, but it isn't "a lot".
btw, guys are into weird shit too. for example, shit. literally. lol
and lol @ thranduil. he only got noticed after that fight scene
>>24318543
I'm bored. wanna fuck?
>>24318543
>tbqh nothing about a guys appearance attracts me
Have you had a bf before? Sexual partners? What did they look like? How tall, what kinda teeth/hair/etc?
post feet
or socks
>>24317252
who else /sufferingbecausenogoodweedisaround/ here? the only weed I have access to this time of the year is literal swamp weed (grown outdoors, poorly dried and cured)
the only thing it does is make my heart rush really fast and I think I'm gonna die for about 3 hoursI'm so god damn hooked on weed that I still do it even though I hate how it feels. it's the only thing left for me in this life.
>>24318783
this
for the love of fucking god post feet or socks
serious question, from another fembot
how old are you?
how long have you been on 4chan?
when did you fist discover you had attention-seeking behaviors?
how long ago was the breakup?
do you really think you're going to meet a guy on here?
>>24319138
>be an attentionwhoring fembot
>getting mad at an attentionwhoring fembot
>>24318702
no
>>24318750
yes. 1 ex and 1 guy that i was seeing. we were talking online and only met irl a few times. idk what to call it.
no sexual partners
ex was: pale, chubby when we first met then he got fat, dark hair, normal teeth, tall. i think 5'8 or 5'9
>>24318783
>>24319068
cbf. maybe later
>>24317403
any reasons to live?
>My comfy when reading robots interact with fake fembots
>>24317403
>at first i wasn't going to mention being a fembot but then i realised no one would reply so here i am
congrats, youre another roastie attention whore, please kill yourself family
>>24316852
Fuck off. Seriously.
And you aswell, robot.
>>24319138
my age isn't relevant to you
many years
lel is that supposed to be an insult? idk i'm just bored. first time posting
break up was years ago
yeah, it's happened before. it can happen again
>>24319172
unfortunately not
>>24319185
too much of a coward to do it tbqhfam
>>24319206
no. i like it here
>>24319419
>first time posting
ohhhhhhhh stop fuckin lyin
>>24319419
OP seems like the yandere type
>>24317635
>those are the shittiest tattoos i've ever seen
pretty sure they're drawn on you fucking slag
>>24319636
k den
>>24319640
how'd you come to that conclusion?
is it a good thing?
>>24319684
rude.
>>24319735
Add me on Skype, I'll tell you there
>MCW the pizza is on its way and robots are still milking the udders of the fat fembot
>>24319846
i don't have skype
>>24319855
goddamnit fine. here's a reply. are you happy now? you got your damn atttention.
btw what kind of pizza?
>>24319984
What about kik? I'll post my username. You don't need to post yours. I wouldn't want any creeps adding you
>mcw the fembot acknowledges my cozy and i still have an entire large pepperoni pizza on its way.
Today, I
>Woke up
>Took 200mg Tramadol
>5g phenibut
>Put ABV in my morning hot chocolate
>I call it pot hot chocolate
>Vape a little bud afterwards
>Caffeine
>Go to class
>Go to other class
>Fail quiz
>Get home
>Snort 200mg tramadol
>Feeling great
>Vape a bunch
>Smoke cigarettes
>High as fuck now
>So high I decide to just smoke weed
>Smoking makes the smell more intense
>Smoke anyway
>Absolutely blasted
>Dad comes home
>Smells it
>Kinda upset
>Wonders how I paid for it
How's your day going robots?
>>24320271
>snorting tramadol
God fucking damn it man. Cut that shit out.
>>24320180
>wouldn't want any creeps adding you
lol showing your possessive side quite early anon
>>24320181
your cat looks like a murderer.
>pepperoni
ewwwwwwwww
>>24320271
how are you still alive? o.O
>>24320455
400mg tramadol is safe, anything above that and it's potentially seizure-tier though
I did 500mg yesterday. Only have 3 pills left and I wanted to save them for the weekend, but this shit's so good.
>>24320537
my mom gave my trammadol once when i had a cold to help me sleep
>>24319735
obviously you can't handle the bantz, fucking cuntassbitch
>>24320455
Did you get it?
Why am I able to stop caring about most things but when a girl smiles at me or talks to me I just feel it.
I feel like people get this all the time and yet for me its like some special event that im only gifted with every now and again to stop me from totally slipping from reality. These little small gestures mean so much to me that they literally turn my weeks around.
Why cant I just have what everyone else seems to each day.
>>24320537
Listen, you didn't respond to my post so maybe you didn't get the message.
Don't snort your fucking Tramadol you idiot. Not only is it a prodrug, it actually potentiates itself. You're better off taking one pill every 30 minutes than railing all four at once.
Don't be one of those retards who thinks that snorting=automatically better for every drug, no matter what. I bet you'd snort Vicodin and benzo's too.
>>24320537
is it safe with all the other shit you're taking?
>>24320627
it's not that. you're just boring
>>24320704
I just wanted the high to come on faster, since I was WDing
And no I don't snort vicodin or benzos
>>24320712
I'm pretty sure phenibut would raise the seizure threshold if anything, and weed and caffeine wouldn't have any significant effect on it. Pretty sure he's safe as long as he doesn't push things too far on the trams.
>>24320712
>is it safe with all the other shit you're taking?
There's not much research on that combination desu, phenibut is kinda a downer and downers with downers are bad though
>>24316852
hey what a coincidence
>>24320712
No one's ever said that to me before, why are all women so cruel?
>>24319419
>first time posting
>met a guy on here before
so which one are you lying about?
>>24320729
Even if it comes on a little bit faster, you're wasting a lot of it. Seriously, please just don't snort Tramadol.
>my cozy when robots think theyre cool discussing their poorfag drug habits online.
>>24320811
Go to /soc/, attention whore.
>>24320811
You're cute
and the dog too
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>>24320787
Okay I just read up on it and yes, it does waste it
Will keep in mind
>>24320650
i saw it
>>24320678
not sure to be honest
at least you have feels
>>24320750
sounds like you know your shit
>>24320754
ah i see. so, are you trying to kill yourself? (serious question)
>>24320762
first tell me why men are so cruel
>>24320770
oh sorry, i meant from*
>>24320811
has it been delivered yet? it's been over an hour
how many fucking animals do you have?
>>24321081
>ah i see. so, are you trying to kill yourself? (serious question)
Honestly, maybe it's in the back of my mind while I'm doing it.
But getting high makes me feel happy
>>24318543
>only one thing, intelligence.
there must be some links in the chain between someone doing something smart and innate instincts
>after that fight scene
which scene was that
>tfw too comfy to eat pizza
>tfw you fucking hate pizza
>>24321081
>first tell me why men are so cruel
I asked first you sneaky bitch
I met a stoner girl off /soc/ once
she was nice
>>24320754
Tramadol isn't really that much of a downer. I don't even know if it's possible to overdose on it through CNS depression. The real risk with it is a seizure, and most downers reduce the risk of seizures, so what he's doing is probably fairly safe. Unless there's some weird effect where phenibut lowers the seizure threshold too, but I'd be surprised to hear that.
>>24316852
Attention whoring
Get the fuck out of my board
Womans are boring as fuck then they get high and algo become stupid
picture of your bare soles?
Do you live in
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>tfw forced to rely on alcohol in lieu of access to marijuana
>>24320678
>be there or be square they said
This is too hilarious.
>>24321469
>be square
>bear square
>be ar square
>>24317403
post the insole of your converse
>>24321103
why?
yeah but it's only temporary
>>24321107
there definitely is. i remember my lecturer telling it during bio last year
this fight scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGvSHEsJBjQ
>>24321157
lol! why'd you order it then?
>>24321209
sorry, i can't think of an answer
>>24321401
these comments are annoying. i'm bored.
don't worry, when this thread dies i'm going to go back to lurking
also, it's not your board.
>>24321444
quite a few people with foot fetishes on r9k. didn't know it was that common
>>24321455
nope
>>24321745
typo:
i remember my lecturer saying it*
>>24321745
I got kicked out of a private college for failing classes, now I go to a public college, I commute to it and it's boring as fuck and I'm not even doing that good there either. I also really miss my friend
The temporary highs are really nice
>>24321745
what is your race, age, height, bust to waist and hip ratio, hair and eye color, drivers license number, pin number, and area of work?
Mcw rubbing my feet on my cat after throwing up pizza
Why do fembot threads always get guaranteed replies
>>24321782
at least you still go to college. shouldn't really matter if it's private or public. either way you're getting an education. if it's boring why don't you change your major? choose something you're good at.
you can still talk to your friend outside of college
>>24321800
age- somewhere between 19-22
>>24321826
that's filthy. i hope your cat scratches you
>>24321829
i'm not sure. especially since almost all the people on here hate females, myself included
>>24321745
Kik pls? Don't go back to lurking just yet
