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So I was just lying in my bed browsing 4chan. Then my roommate came in and kissed me then ran away. What do?
Pic related pizza I ate on Saturday
>>24316688
Is he a guy? was it on the lips? was it passionate?
>>24316688
those better not be fucking onions on pizza
I want pizza but it's 1 am and all I have is pea soup.
you should probably prepare your boi pussy OP
>>24316766
no she's a she, was on the lips and no it lasted for half a second
>>24316796
pic related, sorry dude. Was really good though
>>24316834
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>>24316862
SHE IS A GIRL
a bit more backstory today is her birthday and after she kissed me she said "midnight ;)". We've kissed twice beforebut it was in a game
Call the police and tell them you have been sexually assaulted. Press charges on roommate and ruin their life.
>>24316972
Sounds like you're friend zoned hared m8
>>24316974
>>24317007
well she just texted me asking if I wanted to kiss again...
>>24317030
>she said "midnight ;)"
>well she just texted me asking if I wanted to kiss again...
she wants you to fuck her on her bed, dumbass
>>24317030
You need some pull for that orbit?
She is probably doing this as a prank or dare or something
never trust a woman
>>24317094
I already rejected her once and told her nothing could happen between us because we live togethershe didn't get it
>>24316972
normies fucking out
>>24317134
then why are you asking for help? set her straight or go for the kill.
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>>24317172
I've never kissed anyone outside of the times with her
>>24317233
she's clearly already into you, so you'd have to do pretty badly to disappoint her. don't overthink it and go see her already. hopefully the first of many.
Look, she wants the succ. Fuck her or tell her you arent interested.
M8 she wants you to fuck her. At midnight. Because its her birthday and she wants you to fuck her on her bday.
Are you gonna fuck this girl on her birthday or not
Is she ugly? Why don't you fuck her?
Don't be afraid m8. You gotta fuck someone sooner or later. Better now that she's basically throwing herself to you.
If virgin don't tell her until you're finished. After you're done you tell her so she doesn't thinks you're just a failure
>>24316688
Go get an experience, solve shit out afterwards. When deciding whether to do or not to it boils down to this: Am i committing a crime? Could i be kicking myself for the rest of my life for not seizing this opportunity?
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>>24317874
well nothing happened because I'm too beta.
I did you well robots :)
hahaha good one op
