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>tfw registered on multiple dating sites, messaged thousands of women and no one wants to bang but this 57 year old woman

can you guys give me any tips?

26 year old khv here
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>>24316110
Well.... is she a milf?
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>>24316110

Yeah.

Stop trying and await wizardhood.
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>>24316110
Have you ever considered castration?
Think about not having to worry about sexual urges or the depression that comes with it.
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Put better photos.
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>>24316110
can we have a look at your profile anon? I can give you some pointers
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To be honest family you can't call yourself a true robot until you've attained wizardhood.

Afterwards you can do whatever you want though because you've earned it. Fallen wizard seems to be a popular choice.
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i feel.
>just collarspace and craigslist personals now
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Why not fuck the 57 year old?
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>>24316110
Just don't go.
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>>24316110
Then fuck her? I wish I was attractive enough to attract a 57 year old woman.

I made it to wizard, and the dry spell seems to be eternal. Check your privilege OP.
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>>24316239
how's collarspace? isn't it just hookers?

i've bled fetlife dry
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>>24316124
probably
>>24316146
i wanna bang dude like
>>24316158
fuck that
>>24316170
>>24316176
it's just one selfie from a decent angle i'm kinda ugly though so i don't think more photos will change anything
>>24316263
i am planning to, that's why i asked for advice
>>24316335
yeah but i have never fucked before, i literally don't know what to do

i tried to emulate that porn style fucking moves but i got tired as fuck after two minutes, how do they do it?


Also, in general what is the chance that a woman that old would be like gross? Maybe smelly like an old person or huge, saggy vagina? Stuff like that is the only thing that worries me about this.
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>>24316110
>26 year old virgin
>start dating site account
>only ones that want anything to do with me are single mothers
I might as well learn my place and kek my way into caring for Chad's genetically superior spawn
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>tfw thinking of joining a niche dating website for your religion because you saw a complete 10/10 but then your oneitis liked your picture on facebook
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>>24316197
this post is weirdly comforting
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Does anyone else make fake dating website profiles to scope out qts and then never message anybody?
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