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Reminder that normies consider not having sex for several weeks
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Reminder that normies consider not having sex for several weeks a freakish abnormality that has to be rectified as soon as possible
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FUCK

This just makes me think more about how fucking unfair it is that I've gone my ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE without so much as knowing what the inside of a vagina feels like, let alone fucking one, while normalfags fuck monthly or more.

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR ANONS, IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>24315198
fuck 3-4 times a week*
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>>24315257
this is pushing it
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>>24315721
Normie here, not really. I only see my girlfriend on weekends, but even still, we typically get it on three times a week, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. If you're in a relationship, 3-4 times a week is nothing.
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Is sex really that important?
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It's a sobering thought.
But easy for bets with normalfag friends.
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>>24315854
pls get off my board
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>>24315721
Not really. My gf and I would fuck 1-2 times every day. Probably avg. 10 times/week
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>>24315721
When I started tracking my weight I also started an admittedly score of when I fap (violet) and this includes banging fuck buddies (red resp. pink) I only see occasionally. Looking back, whenever I slept over we were banging every evening and morning for several days. They always break up eventually because I don't want gf
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>>24315957
>going weeks at a time without fapping
dude, why? I fap like twice a day.
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>people out there are fucking at least once a week
>21 and never even gotten as much as a makeout session
>have normie psuedo-friends who brag about it
Some things just can't be salvaged, even if normies wanted to unless one of the grils gave me a pity fuck.
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>>24316043

>30
>made out with girl when i was 17
>she told my friend my breath reeked
>even though i brushed and flossed regularly
>broke up through AIM
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>>24316027
I actively try not to fap all the time, that's why I started this calender in the first place.

When I fap in the morning I don't feel like achieving anything that day and when I don't fap for 4 days the faps after are great.
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>>24315957
>>24316175
robots, look at this man, this man is so autistic he keeps fapStats, and yet he still has sex with other people.
you have no excuse.
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>have normie friend that became friends with my other friend who is like me but 500x more sheltered
>normie friend is literally a walking talking meme
>tells my other friend about how he just has to "get some pussay bro!"
>sheltered friend eats this shit up
>sheltered friend is now married to a super ugly girl about to give birth to a black baby from a previous relationship
>tell my normie friend how disgusted I am by that
>"lel sounds like you're just jelly he's gettin some poon bro!"

Are all normies really like this?
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>>24316258
just the ones willing to talk to robots in public
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>>24315171
Because it is and it should. Lack of sex is bad for your health.
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>>24315957
>>24316175
you're my idol anon

keep up the good work
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>>24316125
Are you a certified wizard then?
>>24316353
So thats why robots are this unhealthy, yet nobody will help make them better
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>>24316353

Why won't health insurance pay for prostitution then

check and mate
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>>24316426
>Are you a certified wizard then?

as of june of this year.
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According to a study for the CDC in 2005, average frequency of sex is:
>18-29 year old: 112 times per year
>30-39 year old: 86 times per year
>40-49 year old: 69 times per year

Mosher WD, Chandra A, Jones J. Sexual behavior and selected health measures: Men and women 15-44 years of age, United States, 2002. Advance data from vital and health statistics; no 362. Hyattsville, MD: National Center for Health Statistics. 2005.

I average 0 times per year for the 18-29 period, and 0 for the 30-39 period. i pray for death.
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>literally never felt a kiss before
>this concept is just completely foreign to some people
Does anyone else think this is just hilarious? The fact that some people literally cannot comprehend being a kissless virgin at the age of 20?
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>>24317122
Robots and normalfags are not enemies. We just have completely different lives. So much so that we cannot understand what normalfags do.

We don't understand them. they don't undrestand us. We don't have any way to meet in the middle because our differences are so vast.
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