How's life going 'bots?
>23
Moved out and had my first hollydays with friends in highschool
It was also my only hollydays with friends
That was also the last time I had any friends
>>24314484
>40k at 37
if you're not making at least double that at 37, you lost senpai
>>24314484
I never had a job, so I'll never retire.
Life is fucked.
Driving license at 20
First job at 26
Never had any of the other milestones.
>>24314583
>loans.co.uk
>uk
>british pounds
>GBP 40k = USD 60k
still p shitty tho
i'm going to be making more than that right out of college
>>24314484
that looks terrible
>>24314484
According to this list I should get married, have a kid, buy two houses and a brand new car on less than 40K a year
I'm nowhere close to any of these, but I can tell you my mom's backstory, since my dad never told me his.
>mom
>age 27: move out
>age 40: get engaged
>age 42 get married
>age 43: have one child
>>24314484
>having a family
>having kids
>getting into massive debt
>hurrdurr you're a loser if you dont do these things!
nice attempt at shaming us into being good goyim
>>24314484
I'm 20
>No first kiss
>Had a full time job, then quit after 2 months
>passed driving test at 18
>I don't have friends to go on vacation with
>Already have a "car"It's a 1996 ford bronco in OJ white
>Plan on moving out before 22
Not too bad I guess...
>40k a year
>37
Even in britpeso that's shit.
>>24314484
0/14.
Strictly speaking I'm 27, but my 28th birthday is less than nine months ahead, so there's no time for me to have a child by then.
>>24314698
>GBP 40k = USD 60k
I thought 40k GBP = 8k tendies.
>>24314484
>Only had a full time job + passed driving test
It's not even really my car, it's a hand-me-down from my parents
>>24314484
why would you have a full time job at aged 19?
What about your studies?
>>24314484
dude at close to 40 you should be earning at least 70k. my fucking history teacher is in his early 50s and he makes 90k a year
>First house
>29
How fucking slow do you have to be
>>24314933
dollars=/=pounds
>>24314484
I didn't pass a single fucking milestone.
Feels pretty bad.
>Age 17
reject only girl who ever showed true interest in me because I thought I was too much of a loser (which was true btw)
>Age 18
Starting an apprenticeship in a blue collar job.
Working in shifts is tiring.
>Age 22
Finish apprenticeship with outstanding grades.
Realize that the job is already dying out and that there are very few vacancies.
My boss has to kick me out, due to no use for me anymore. But he gets me another job for a few months.
First kiss and sex with a prostitute.
>Late age 22
work until conscription starts. Military training the whole winter. Never felt so alone and depressed than during this time.
>Age 23
Last female "friends" went away. "Buddys" fade away.
Unable to find a job after the military, be neet for over 3 months. Wasn't so bad, saved a lot of money.
Finnally managed to get a low life job (of course not the one I've studied 4 years for).
>Age 24
The days go on and on, every day is exactly the same shit. Realizing that you've failed at life as a whole.
>tfw 0/14
Nearing 30, I'm yet to start at the 15 year old milestone.
Yet I'm pretty sure that I'm gonna get a job, drive and maybe even own property before my first kiss.
![flat,800x800,075,f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iqyW2aR.jpg "flat,800x800,075,f[1].jpg")
>>24314484
Real Age: 28
Chart Age: <15 (except I have passed the American driving test)
>>24314484
I'm 26.
I haven't:
>passed driving test
>had any holiday with friends
>had any holiday with partner
>been a bridesmaid/best mad (no friends)
>rented by myself
So I've got 6/11 down. I actually am on track to buy first condo/house and get married next year, and will probably have a kid by 28. Already earn more than average.
>>24314484
>14 still kissless but goodbye virginity
>15 first job
>18 driver license
>18 holidays with friends
>18 first car
>20 earn average wage
>21 become manager at work
>21 start making 40k
>22 first home
>30 second home
>31 think about starting a business
not too bad except womenless
>>24314484
this image is kind of infuriating
it's like it's just telling you to get on this fucking treadmill until you die
i wonder who could be behind this?
I'm 21 and I haven't achieved any of those "milestones".
>>24314484
>image created by a loans company
top kek
This image is playing on your insecurity to make you take out a loan to buy all that crap they want you to buy, like a car, a house, marry & reproduce, buy another house, etc. etc.
capitalist shills
don't believe their lies
This is the kind of unsustainable life style that boomers lived that fucked us over, OP. Stop living on your fantasy life. You're not having 2 children in close succession, buying a house in between and getting a car. How deluded.
>>24314484
This entire image feels like elaborate bait for jew pictures. I'd raher not get into life-crippling debt by my 20's, thank you.
None other thanfirst kiss
>>24315349
This. Don't believe the boomer lies. When a boomer says "you're a loser, when I was your age..." he's trying to sell you something.
>>24315385
it was created by a loan company, of course it encourages you to acquire debt
![Gt+be+le+angry+frog+maymay+gt+eat+nothing+but+_f59953ac7e4be9d5ad0f399476889a62[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/HKC2b69.gif "Gt+be+le+angry+frog+maymay+gt+eat+nothing+but+_f59953ac7e4be9d5ad0f399476889a62[1].gif")
>>24315156
>>24315162
HEY!
NORMAL FAGS
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!!!
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/facebook/
>>24315222
>i wonder who could be behind this?
Literally a money lender
More like "The ultimate guide to a mediocre life"
>>24314484
>conform
>consume
>feel bad if you don't meet arbitrary "life goals"
>>24314484
>start earning 40k/year at 37
What kind of shithole is this referring to ?
I'm 29 and I earn 110k/year for fucks sake but I don't have my own house.
>>24315474
Kek, sure you do budy.
>>24315443
No one actually lives like that anon not even normals
At least I hope
>First kiss at 18, lost virginity aged 20 (due to baby face)
>Now a massive chad at 24 earning $58,000 a year, gym every day and women drooling over me thanks to my youthful face combined with an alpha muscle body, great dress sense and most important of all, a car and an apartment in the city.
>>24314484
>first non-abuse sexual experience at 9
>virginity proper at 13
>first child at 15
>done nothing else on that list, am 30 next month, mother grows impatient
also
>amigoloans.co.uk
>buying a flat, then buying a house 2 yrs later
>having two mortgages
>borrowing money
>>24315592
Aren't flats really cheap?
fucked my hot babysitter aged 7
got a degree in mathematics aged 12 thanks to my autism
now im 13 and working for bill gates full time managing employees and making technological breakthroughs using my ingenuity
>>24315659
If you can afford to buy a flat and pay it off in 2 years/afford to pay mortgage on that and the house, you might as well have just bought a fucking house.
>>24314484
>first kiss was at 15
>moved into girlfriends parents house at 22
>Passed driving test at 23
>bought first car at 24
>got my first apartment with girlfriend at 25 (moved in the day of my birthday)
Funny though. It seems like most people had their first kiss at 13, lose their virginity at 15, got their drivers license at 18, moved out at 19.
>>24314858
welcome to life
And why do people wait till 35 to start a business. Starting a business is the only reason to leave your house everything else is goy-tier
>>24315162
>kissless
>lose virginity
>18
>30K
>did shit in highschool, didn't go to college
>remember, no denbts.
18 here, american
>no first kiss, no gf ever
>passed driving test at 17 but no car
>first full-time job at 18
>>24315955
Oh shit ma nigga, i bought that box too.
>>24314484
>First kiss at 19
>First full job at 18
>Never learned to drive
>first holiday with friends at 20
>moved out at 17, rent at 18
>Started a business last week at 22
>Lived in 5 houses since I was 17
>not doing anything else
That's my life.
The constant ringing in my ears is getting worse everyday. I have to now use a loud fan when trying to fall asleep in order to drown it out. It's starting to drive me insane and I'm seriously hoping it goes away
I am 24 now and this chart is fucking crap.
I only just had my first kiss their year
I purchased my first house last year and I earn 60k already.
Never had a holiday in my life.
Translated edition
>>24314484
BeatifuI.
>>24315577
> earns less than half my yearly salary
> chad
It must suck to be working class.
>>24314484
Holy shit this is depressing. Is this what people consider a good life? It seems like we are not the real robots here.
>>24316122
You know what sucks?
This is basically my life save for the working and reproducing
I don't know what to wake up to
>>24316122
I know the original is loan shark propaganda, but cynical shit like this still makes me want to ask - what should we be doing with our lives? You've torn down the materialist illusion, bully for you, so what are you going to actually do with your new-found mental freedom?
>>24316048
I know how you feel anon, it's scary. Even scarier knowing there's no actual definite cure for it.
>>24316299
I guess a kinda cynical nihilism (like what Nietzsche described) makes us realize that most of life is too planned and therefore shitty. I just do what I can. Ceasing opportunity despite what you're told or even think you should do makes me personally happy.
>>24316048
I've been dealing with it getting worse lately cause of an ear infection. I hope it's just a product of allergies for both of us or something simple like that.
>>24316048
>place your hands over your ears with your fingers on the back of the top of your neck
>flick your index fingers past your middle fingers so they hit the back of your head
>repeat quickly for 5 minutes
>no more ringing!
>>24316299
>what should we be doing with our lives?
Escaping, of course
How do you do that?
Everyone has different methods
>>24316048
The low drone of machinery around me bugs me way more than that
It's like /x/-tier "the hum" type shit, drives me up the walls
>>24316403
I've been doing this and it only gives a tiny bit of relief for a few minutes. It might dial the ringing back from a 4 to a 3, and it's probably just some placebo from thumping the back of your skull for 5 mins
>>24316483
Ah, that's too bad to hear. Most people find it much more effective than that.
>>24316386
> I guess a kinda cynical nihilism (like what Nietzsche described) makes us realize that most of life is too planned and therefore shitty. I just do what I can. Ceasing opportunity despite what you're told or even think you should do makes me personally happy.
I'm sorry, I don't find any happiness in cynical nihilism. I need goals to conquer, things to do, things to explore. I can't just silence my ambition for something more like that.
>>24316448
> Escaping, of course
Okay, I've played a lot of video games and smoked a lot of weed. What's next?
>>24314484
Dunno, quite good?
And is this chart for dumb people wit simple jobs? I don't know anyone who would attend a marriage of his friends at 23 ir work full time at 19.
>>24314484
Am I the only one who finds this life plan depressing?
