ITT: Things normies say that piss you off
>"Is he biting you?!"
>>24314470
>Things normies say that piss you off
>>24314470
What the fuck? Are you talking about normie dogs? God forbid they show concern if you're being hurt you ungrateful toad posting fuckhead
>bite girl
>her normie friend jumps up and screams
wtf jeez calm down
>you need to improve yourself, anon
>"If she consented to sex with Chad, but then a week later she regrets it, she was raped!"
>Do you need to take your meds
'I'm not religious.'
Then they promptly proceed to land some theory about 'deepest understanding' or alternative medicine.
>I feel sorry for anon, 70 and still a virgin
> any reference to trailer park boys
>>24314655
Get fucked, buddy
>>24314534
>Chad improved himself, anon what were you doing during that time huh?
I hate normies on /r9k/
And the answer to what i was doing is simple: i was getting by all on my own, getting medicated and neglected unlike your hero Chad that was supported by everyone around him.
>>24314673
See, that's a well-executed reference. Normies just do a bubble voice and say "fuck" and laugh and laugh and laugh
>>24314470
>we're in love
>what we have is special
really anything related to normie couples
>>24314470
That's a britc uck thing
>>24314865
GAZINGA
>implying normies talk to me
i haven't spoken to another human being that wasn't a telemarketer or a cashier in weeks
>>24314470
>"Is he biting you?!"
Biting? lolwut?
>"le go seek profeshunal help"
I have yo ufucking normies reeeeeee just like i've tried beeing myself, they just gave me shitty drugs that make me want to kill myself more
>>24314865
I've Incorporated the word "greasy" into my vocabulary to indicate when something is sketchy or disgusting.
I feel like it's cringey but I can't stop it. If I see something greasy I call it greasy. Am I autistic?
>Why are you so quiet, anon?
>Is everything OK, anon? You look sad.
No I look like a normal fucking person, fuck off
>>24314981
Calling something greasy doesn't necessarily make you autistic; it is a real word.
If you say it in a bubbles voice or with the "gre-he-heasy" you're a Normie shit.
go frig yourself bud
>>24314470
>"I'm depressed"
>has a girlfriend
>has friends
>has a job
>doesn't live with parents
I always have to stop myself from going off on this retard every time
>>24315386
Nigger, he could have clinical depression you cum-soaked fuckwad.
>>24315458
LEAVE THIS FUCKING BOARD NOW!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>24315386
>>24315458
>normies thinking depression isn't just attention seeking
At least be less obvious.
>>24315541
>>24315562
>implying I haven't been on this board for almost a year
>implying im anywhere near being a normie
Go fuck yourselves. I am honestly baka senpai. You fucking retards are the attention seeking edgelords. Clinical Depression is a real fucking thing.There's your fucking reply
>>24314747
you projecting autist, he means he hates hearing that
>"have you tried antidepressants?"
>>24316062
>has a gf
>has friends
You're a normie, stop the cultural appropiation
>>24316062
>been on arcanine for almost a year
>I swear I'm not a normie guys
wew lad desu
>i have never been in a relationship
>i did date guys and had sex tho, just never been in a relationship
>>24316104
When did i say he didn't hate people telling him to improve?
I replied to his post because the greentext goes under the same theme.
>>24314470
>#TerrorismHasNoReligion
>#PrayforSyria
>>24315004
fucking this
>some stacies always asked me this
>tfw there is no right answere
>>24316184
>#TerrorismHasNoReligion
what islamic terrorists literally scream allahu akbar as the kill and shit and people think they're now religious?
>>24316062
Fuck off kek.
If you know how clinical depression feels why dont you kill yourself?
>>24315386
Almost like depression is not something you can switch on and off
>>24316233
I think they're trying to say that only a small minority of Muzzies do it and there have been terrorists that aren't muzzies. That's it.
>>24316305
>have all kinds of support
>still depressed
Get the fuck over it normie, it's like you're not even trying
>>24316062
>>implying I haven't been on this board for almost a year
LMFAO
FUCK OFF REDDIT
>>24316246
I have Major Depressive Disorder and I haven't killed myself. It makes me feel somewhat good knowing that I can make others feel like shit by being alive.
>>24314558
Who are you quoting, friendo?
>>24316360
>implying that depression isn't an actual illness that isn't easy to solve at all
>>24316375
women fuck a guy then claim a week later it was rape because they regretted it only because everyone thinks they're a slut now.
have you been living under a rock?
>>24316331
But a huge majority of terrorism for the last decade and a half has been from muzzy wuzzies. So I don't see why it's a stretch to say that terrorism has a religion.
>>24316062
You honestly aren't fit to live.
I hope you fucking choke
Until then, please go back to Reddit.
>>24316374
Are you seriously using the "Le i'm still alive to spite you guys" response?
>>24316397
>Mom is depressed takes meds, exercises, gets better.
Only support she had was me and the woman who helped us doing house chores while we were working/studying. You have more support so get better by putting some extra effort you lazy nigga
>>24316521
Yep, I'm a nihilistic piece of shit that takes that tiny bit of pleasure in fucking with people.
>>24315386
>knew a girl
>TONS of friends
>hot as fuck. tight body. got dick all the time
>good education
>did a lot of work that gave her amazing opportunities
>loving family
>"I'm depressed"
>happy almost all the time
>said she was ugly as fuck, etc.. Despite losing her virginity on the day she was 16 (UK)
PISSES ME RIGHT THE FUCK OFF, TBQHWY FAMALAMADINGDONG
Try living in Canada
>gonna rip up a sesh with the boys you fuckin burnout?
>you fuckin duster eh boys huhuhuhuhuh
>the chirps are flyin eh boys
>>24316692
>look at his fUkin savige eh boys
>what a fukin greaser take a shower you fukin greaser
>fukin roated the duster with the boys eh boys
> why don't you get sober, you're ruining your life doing drugs all the time
Fuck you, I've tried that and my life was even shittier
>>24316594
yeah but that's like 99% of girls though
>>24316815
I know. Part of the reason why I'm fucking sick of them.
>>24316692
>>24316761
canada speak is comfy as heck
>>24316594
She was probably depressed because she knew she was a filthy slut, and she enjoyed dick to much to stop
>>24316890
Wasn't even that. She had no quarrel with how many guys liked her.
I literally could not tell you why she was even sad.
She actually said to me
"I wish I had a more fucked up life like you".
I wanted to punch her right in her fucking face.
>>24316868
your right but it is the hockey playing chads who use it so I am inclined to hate it you know
>>24316692
Canadian hockey kids are literally the worst type of sports kids.
>sick flow there EH BUD???
>hey, man, your wife is really sweet and talented. you're a lucky dude
Fuck off, normie. She's mine.
>>24314981
anon, i've been doing the same thing.
You're not alone on this.
>>24316979
nice trole friendo
>>24314470
>Christianity is just about loving everybody and being a good person man! There's nothing about homosexuality in it, thats just crazy extremists skewing our religion!
>Bible literally says "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them"
Normies will just ignore aspects of their religion and say that they dont exist to avoid cognitive dissonance. It is ridiculous
>>24317067
Exactly. It's completely fucking broken. Nobody knows what the fuck any of it originally wanted. They just create their own versions of it.
I'm sick of this bantz thing. I'm no good at it. I'll be talking seriously with a girl and she'll start to disagree with me but it's literally every time I talk so eventually I say fuck it and purposely be silly and include little jabs at her. I can't tell if it's a shit test or if she thinks irl is like anti improv, everything starts with 'actually...' or 'no, and...'.
I've also been working on being an asshole but it's hard. Sometimes I go too far, sometimes not far enough. I think I nailed it today. I noticed a mutual acquaintance of my partner in clinicals appeared upset, classic anxiety shit. It turns out she has some weird social phobia about not sitting at the edge so I talk and act like I'm not giving up my seat, she earlier mentioned something about hostage situation and escape. With perfect comedic timing I refer to her earlier mention and take a seat closer to the center and say something about how if there's a shooter I have a few bodies between us for protection. It felt kind of beta but I could see she was genuinely upset. Later she thanked me and said she really appreciates it. This shit should come with a manual. It's become a little more fun since I stopped caring. I've turned a lot of people off but the people who don't get mad seem more receptive to my attempts at socializing. Fuck Latinas. I don't even try with them anymore. They get offended by everything, and I promised myself never to apologize again so it got ugly last talking about colonization shit. She wasn't even Indio or La raza. It made no sense.
>>24317067
>confusing old testament law with new testament law
>not knowing about the pact between the tribe of levi vs the new pact
>Pretending to have any biblical education
I am profoundly mentally ill
>>24317362
What exactly did Jesus mean by the not coming to change the law then? We still have to kill fags and adulteresses.
>He's on that school shooter website
>>24317734
He meant he's not changing the law on existing covenants. Certain rules were applied only to specific tribes under the old testament. This new covenant with Jesus is different, thus he hasn't changed any laws, but come to fulfill new ones. This is also why Christians don't keep kosher.
Try to educate yourself on shit before you call people hypocritical.
>>24317776
I would laugh if i heard people say that
>Hes grinch posting on the freak web
>lmao rare pepes are funny tho
>>24314470
>"No I don't smoke weed it's bad for you"
>Has a beer in their hand
>>24317861
I still hate faggots and whores so I'll pick and choose. The Catholic Church has fucked the Bible so many different ways I'm sure it's OK me doing this and actuactuahaving a biblical basis. Fuck SwiftKey. That reads actually having.
>>24317949
I know it's the worst, fucking normies.
>"no, I don't smoke meth it's bad for you"
>has a green tea in their hand
>>24318117
Anyone else hate how you're an asshole for hating faggots?
For fuck sake. Get a grip on yourselves. This world forces people to be so politically correct that you have to accept the most annoying fucking individual ever because he's different.
Narcissistic, loud, and annoying.
But I'm supposed to love a dickhead who won't shut the fuck up about how gay he is.
I don't mind gays. I'm not homophobic. I fucking hate those twats though.
It's why I hate gay pride parades. They're a joke.
>>24318117
>I hate normies for being so hypocritical, look at how the bible itself doesn't know what it wants
>actually if you're not a retard and actually read it it makes perfect sense
>nah imma pick and choose
>>24317949
weed is normie af
>but he's 12 years old
Fuck off you fucking normalfaggot holy shit
>normie fucking smacks me right in the fucking mouth with his forearm and hits my teeth
>EEEWWW YOU FUCKING BIT ME MAN
>all faggots on IG act/portray deep dark isolation and hate, loneliness, awkwardness, and being a nerd.
>pictures of going out friends almost everyday
>"fuck my life" "im a loner" "I have no friends" "fuck everyone"
False gloom is a trend for these sub normies.
>What's the last time you got laid?
>Hey, kid
>Did you see the new Walking Dead?
>>24318529
>normie smacks his face into my fist
>"what the fuck bro"
