>tfw I can't remember the last time I had a solid and normal poo
Stop eating
You'll never have to poo again
Your poo wants to disrespect you?
Then kill it
Deny it the right to exist or exit your butthole
That'll show those motherfuckers
>>24312501
>Stop eating
B-But I like doing that...
>Then kill it
H-H-How do I kill poo? I thought it wasn't alive.
I know that feel senpai, fuck is wrong with us?
>>24312576
Dunno mate. Went to the hospital and gave them a stool sample and had to do a blood test as well.
I found out how much the cancer has spread on Wednesday
>>24312619
* I will find out
>>24312619
stop spooking me anon,
I'm also thinking it's cancer
>>24312669
Do you ever notice blood when you poop? If so, what colour is it?
>>24312485
did you move to india recently? i hear they havent had solid poops there for over a millenia.
>>24312518
You can just drink sugar and dissolved protein.
I don't remember either, but I assume it's because of my alcoholism. Do you drink a lot, OP?
>>24312939
Nah not at all.
If you stop drinking you'l get the opposite problem though, so you got an easy fix senpai
>you have a hemorrhoid
>your ass is as virgin and pure as you are
how.
>>24313091
because you strain too much on the toilet retard
i once had diarrhea for i think about a month straight
i decided to go to the doctor after i had a shit that looked like a dark green smoothie
It means your bowels are inflamed.
Stop eating spicy food
Stop eating dairy
Only eat moderate amounts of lean meat
Eat more fiber
Eat less starch
Eat more green vegetables
Eat a moderate amount of fruit
Take an anti-inflammatory (ibuprofen)
You'll be right as rain in a couple days
>>24312518
You kill it by not creating it in the first place
Death from the past
Death before life
Complete erasure of its echos in the caverns of time, by silencing the very source of its song
>>24312485
>tfw I can't remember the last time I had a poo in the loo
>>24314439
I eat tons of dairy and lean meat as I'm gaining muscle. Super solid poops. I think you're theory is wrong.
know that feel. i bust ass every day and all i feel like doing is going to the bar and having a beer and eating some wings, blt, steak sandwiches etc. cant bring myself to go grocery shopping, cook, clean dishes etc. also i hate getting up early so i usually eat mcdonalds breakfast.
>that gross feel sometimes of a bowling ball in your gut but not being able to shit
>that feel when you finally do and it's soft and slimy and smells like death
>that liquid, half-and-half diarrhea that blasts out after the semi-solid
>that neverending story of a cleanup
at least it's good for /mischief/ because it smells abhorrent usually. i put a little bit in plastic bags and hide them in the mall.
