I recently got a gf and I can do all of those just fine. and not only can I fap, I can also fugg her and have her blow me while I watch movies

it's not bad at all, you should try it

>>24311669
you dont do activites together besides sex?

>>24311709
we go to a bunch of places together. last week we went to a conference at our uni about politicians and black magic rituals. it was so weird, she seemed to know a lot about the topic.

>>24311753
but what if you wanted to stay home all day instead?

>>24311788
what about it? today is monday and I've stayed home all day so far. I don't plan on going out.
it's all about balance, you're not going to spend all day with a girl, she has family and friends and I have other hobbies.

>>24311846
what if she wanted to go do some activity you didnt want to? ie if u didnt want to go to that event with her

>>24311669
>recently

Yea mate its a rose garden at first, slowly but surely it will change though.

OP I have gf and all those things you say are true. Been together for 3 years didn't start like this but now it is

>not allowed to go out with friends
>as a result don't have friends anymore besides her
>gets mad at me for playing vidya
>gets mad at me for watching football
>gets mad at me for drinking beer
>gets mad at me for not keeping everything immaculate at all times
>can't eat what I want because she thinks she is fat (she's not) so goes on vegan diets and shit to lose weight (this just results in her saying she will cook (she's a terrible cook) and then cooking soy and rice or some awful tasteless dish which I have to pretend to enjoy then sneak out to get some real food later
>yells at me if she doesn't deem my clothes acceptable
>not allowed to smoke weed
>puts out about once a month but tries to ban me from looking at porn
>have to hide in the bathroom to wank
>tries to catch me wanking then gets mad
>searches my internet history to see if I have been looking at porn then gets mad (I normally browse porn incognito but sometimes I will end up clicking a link from 4chan to a hot girls tumblr or something without even thinking about it then she will find it and go mad at me)

So yea, it's pretty shit mate.

>>24311940
why are you still with her if she doesn't make you happy? btw, it sounds like you're being too permissive. you're supposed to be the man in the relationship

>>24311902
we have a gay friend who can cover for me

>>24312013
>we have a gay friend who can cover for me
hmmm odd. i guess it's just me but i can't imagine an activity i would want to do with a girl besides sex

>>24312071
how about dancing, or watching a movie, or cuddling

>>24312096
>dancing
no i wouldn't want to do that ever
>movie, cuddling
i was referring to stuff that involves leaving my room. sure i would do those things i guess but i really don't care to go to a theater to see a movie

>>24312160
you can do anything you would normally do alone, except with someone. like a friend said, having a girlfriend is always having backup when going out, someone to stay by your side

>>24312283
i browse the internet alone and do drugs
i wouldn't want a gf who does drugs

>going out
i don't do this

>>24312360
I browse the internet on drugs all the time. gf doesnt do drugs, and I would prefer if she didn't. she's ok with me smoking though. I don't like going out either, but there's a bunch of cool shit to do around in my city

>>24312441
so you guys just sit in your room all day, doing what?

>a bunch of cool shit to do around in my city
like what