What one-line openers do you use?
sup fag, bet you have a hot dick for me under that skirt (girl laughs and blows me immediately)
My beard is growing its own beard.
Your daddy must have been a baker cause you've got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen.
Your dad must be a faggot because you look like a dumb ugly cunt and my dick is small.
>>24311467
"h-hi"
"What did you say anon? You need to talk louder."
sip beer while silently hating myself
Can I sleep in your bed? I shit in mine.
>>24311937
"Haha, you're so weird. Speak up!"
>>24311467
i'm a total fucking loser and i want you to sexually abuse me with candles and clothespins
ugh, dude, scrape your pussy out, i can smell it from here.
>>24311467
>Match with girl on tinder
>Notice how she's standing in front of a door in every single picture
>Send her "Hey, you like doors?"
>mfw we actually hit it off
![Slippery-Plastic-Floor-Sign-SF-0126[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aoELVbP.jpg "Slippery-Plastic-Floor-Sign-SF-0126[1].jpg")
Careful, don't slip in all that pussy sludge that's about to slop out of you when I smile at you.
i just ran out of butt and boobs, can i borrow some of yours?
i want to measure how saggy your pussy lips are, but i only have this yardstick. do you have a range finder, or do you care if i make a few dozen marks on your pussy lips, each a yard apart?
what's toasty, roastie?
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour?
Mostly didn't get replies, but one girl replied no I worship Satan, and we're going for coffee tomorrow.
kill me
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