ITT: post things you'll never hear someone else say
>I love you
>>24311371
I'm sure you've had family say that to you before
nobody will ever tell me that nobody's said this to me before.
>>24311391
>family
get the fuck outta here
>Here is the button. Let me remind you that we won't disturb you for twenty four hours or until brain death is detected. Fare well.
>>24311371
I've heard people say that... not to me, but I have heard it.
>You're so dreamy anon.
>I want to be your friend
>>24311371
>Sorry man. You was right. I apologize for that.
>You save me anon
I hurts so much
>>24311749
*saved
I feel like an imbecile
>do you have a girlfriend anon?
>come here anon! it's cold outside, i need to hug you tight!
>>24311816
She has nice nails.
I've been meaning to talk to you all day!
>youre hired!
>"You're so ugly!"
>"Let's just be friends"
>"you're so quiet..."
>"I hate you!"
Damn it feels good to be attractive.
>>24311371
> Can I lick your asshole, anon?
> Your dick's so small
seriously, why even live?
>>24311816
shes so perfect
>>24311871
kek
>I've been wanting you for the now but I was too afraid of me not being good enough for a guy like you.
>I can't believe I met someone like you, you're all I ever wanted
>>24311371
>It's so big!
5" penis here
>>24311371
>I need you, Anon.
It hurts.
>>24311371
I want to have your baby! Please cum inside me, anon!
>>24312038
The desire to be a determinant is not very healthy, anon.
Please, baby, I'll do anything
Don't leave,I need you
You are my everything
>>24312090
You forget the meme arrows
feels good desu
>>24312010
It's honestly the best feeling.
>tfw when she gives you that omegle surprise look
7" here
>you look so attractive
you're tall / a big guy
You are my world.
>>24312790
FOR YOU xXXDddDd
>>24311432
Damn dude that was a good one
>I know you find it difficult to express how you feel, but I know how much you love me, and I love you back just as much. It's too cold to go outside today, we should both take LSD and cuddle.
Pretty much any compliment towards my looks
>>24314666
>letting your loved one take 'psychedelics'
You are heartless.
>>24314870
It's how I imagine us meeting.
We're both at a festival, and drugs bring us closer.
It's difficult to imagine someone liking me without chemical help
>hey anon time to reclaim the holy lands
>>24315672
nigger you can keep that land. I don't want to deal with them sand people, no way I am agreeing to do that. Let them alone to murder each other and drop cranes on crowded areas.
>>24311371
I told my first (and last) gf I loved her the first time we kissed (at the bus stop).
The bitch just stared at me, then we kept kissing.
Broke up with her after a month, single ever since.
>>24316355
>first kiss
>telling her you love her
i've been diagnosed with actual autism and I can tell thats wrong
>>24315112
>It's difficult to imagine someone liking me without chemical help
This.
The only girl i've ever kissed was shitfaced drunk and she was the one who approached me. We met again at another party some months later and she was sober. I was high on MDMA.
We had small talk but being the social retard i am i had no idea how to escalate the situation. Her lack of interest didn't help either.
It was plain obvious she only kissed me because she was drunk. I can't imagine someone liking me while sober.
"It's ok. I've got you, everything's going to be ok now"
>c'mon stop shaking, no it's not embarrassing to have panic attacks. I'm here now, everything is going to be okay, you are okay now just sleep
>>24311371
>Take my virginity
>I can't live without you
