what's the most degenerate thing you did by /r9k/ standards ?
i had a gf and we used to hug when i was a teen. she was hot too.
thats the closest i got to getting laid and it was 10 years ago, not sure how i'v fucked up so bad since then
I'm fucking a married woman, and I facefucked my beta friends gf at a party a few weeks ago
I AM BECOME CHAD
DESTROYER OF BETAS
>>24311524
good for you i guess, you can GTFO /r9k/ now
>>24311560
Why so salty familia?
>>24311524
Congrats on being an asshole I guess. Fucking some random married woman is one thing, but why do that to a friend?
I have a LOT of casual sex because I won some sort of autistic lottery ticket where I talk like a fucking knock-off Chandler Bing in real life and women somehow find it funny, also I'm white and not terribly short
Like we're talking dozens upon dozens of girls, threesomes, etc.
>>24311693bc he's my little roach
shit on someones front lawn?
>>24311349
I've done some pretty depraved shit in my life. Here are a few.
When I was about 15, this kid and I came all over toaster strudels and fed it to this kid and his family.
Group of autists from my HS use to pool hop this rich neighborhood. We took a shit in this one kid's pool, then lacrosse-style flung it onto their sliding glass door. When we were trying to escape, the fence broke and completely tore down the enclosure letting their dogs free.
Met a girl that had a kidnapping fetish on OKC. I drove to her work, bagged her, took her home, bound her to my bed with a harness, put a blindfold on her, and fucked her ass and mouth for two days. She stayed hydrated by lapping up water from a bowl using a straw. She pissed all over my bed twice; she cleaned it up when I told her to get the fuck out.
I'm going to hell. I'll see you guys there.
I ate out Chad's asshole while he wore my shirt and bra.
>>24311524
The only reason women do this is because guys that fuck married women act like they're saving them from boring sex. The women want to feel "rescued". If she were single, she'd never choose you or do it to someone else.
I jerked off my dog, once. Couldn't get him to stay hard for very long, but I did put my finger in his sheath.
>>24311349
>jerked off to my mom showering
>motorboated my aunts huge tits when she hugged me during hs graduation
>regularly post cock on internet
>trying to set up a meet and fuck w a seriously hot tranny
On-off cheating on my wife with my mother-in-law, with whom I've had a kid already. Wife found out and forgave it, and tolerates it as long as she doesn't see, hear or know about it.
>>24311524
That's not chad, that's literally just being a horrible person, have fun living with your shitty actions.
>>24312303
alright, thats pretty fucked up
>>24311738
lol dozens, that's some nice normalcy you've got going on there, keep it up
by /r9k/ standards, degenerate as in normal or degenerate as in really really fucked up
I let a man twice my age give me a handjob in a public bathroom
>>24312303
why don't you stop?
>>24312136
>I did put my finger in his sheath
>finger in his sheath
>his sheath
>sheath
I CAN'T BREATHE.
>>24312416
The worst thing is at our wedding, me and the mother-in-law finished up fucking in a back room not minutes before the procession. She went down the aisle and sat through the ceremony with my cum in her.
>>24312453
It actually makes me feel terrible, and I've been putting an end to it overtime. She has the baby now, so me and the mother-in-law aren't really fucking anymore. She said she'd like another kid out of it but I wouldn't go through with it.
>>24312467
I don't know why that's so funny, it's literally what their dick comes out of is called.
>>24312565
I hope to god that's not real, you need to do some big redemption to overcome that man.
watch HIMYM, Scrubs and Big Bang Theory.
I hoped I could bond with people over popular shows, turned out they don't even watch it in a chronological order or know the actual story. Oh well, couldve wasted my time with other things
