Who /lasagne/ tonight? How do you do yours R9K?
what? nobody's fucking making LASAGNE. get the fuck out of here. unbelievable.
>>24310470
Little hostile there friend. So tell me, how do you enjoy your lasagne?
>>24310564
i don't know man, jesus christ. i enjoy lasagne by putting one forkful of it at a time into my mouth. can we be done now? i don't want to talk about fucking lasagne.
>>24310437
What the hell makes you think anyone here can make lasagna?
>>24310873
Anyone can make lasagne friend, you just have to give it your best and believe in yourself.
Looking good, brother
I personally am going to have a nice homemade pizza tonight, just about to get that bad boy dough into the oven.
Never made lasagna before as I really only remember it as a thing from my childhood, I should definitely look into it.
Last time I saw a lasagna, it was some meat-free black lentils+butternut squash lasagna that looked at smelled real delicious.
who /anyonewhomakeslasagneisahomo/ here
Looks like it'll be tasty, OP
Mind sharing?
>>24310437
>how do you make lasagne
>lasagnealone
>>24311891
If you think you're getting even a taste of my delicious lasagne, you can fuck right off, mister.
>>24310904
lasagna is autistic food for wops
>>24310437
What the fuck is this?
French fries in Alfredo sauce?
>>24312033
Close! It's semen that I made white doo doo in.
>>24311982
P-please.I'll suck your dick for desert
>>24310437
FUCK lasagne and FUCK YOU
>>24312146
My metaphorical pussy is a desert from your desperation, stuttering, and spelling error.
Why didn't you top it with the marinara sauce? Whatever floats your boat I guess. But now it looks like I'll be making lasagne pretty soon for all my imaginary friends. Thanks a bunch op.
>>24312202
But it was auto-correct I swear.
Now share its cheesy, delicious goodness, you whore.
>>24312284
Sorry I didn't top it with marinara sauce this time because I wanted to try making it with fuck you mind your business sauce. Please, try some.
>>24312369
Fine, you can have the whole thing and I'll suck your dick.
Anyone /fish/ here?
Cooking is a god-tier hobby. Have fun OP.
>>24310437
>Using Alfredo sauce in lasagna
What the fuck, I refuse to acknowledge that abomination as lasagna, we all know you use marinara sauce for it. I mean unless that white sauce is something I've never heard of, I just never had/heard of using Alfredo sauce with lasagna.
I do love Alfredo sauce though so maybe it's good.
>>24312382
You know what little man? I wasn't even gonna fucking reply, but your idiotic remark just unleashed the beast within. Now I'm gonna come at you with everything I've got. I can't wait to savor in the moments when I fuck up the shitstain of your life. You mark my words, you will regret ever saying that to me. I'm a real fucking monster, kiddo.
I will give you one chance, and one chance only to prevent the onslaught. All you have to do is apologize.
So what's it gonna be?
>>24312428
I love fish!
I really want to into cooking properly.for when I get a qt I can impress with my delicious cooking
>>24312481
Apologize for what? For the fact that you don't understand Italian? If you weren't a total re-re, you would know that "fuck you mind your business" in Italian means "thank you for the suggestion, it's a great one!" in English. Jesus Christ you are a stupid, stupid man.
>>24312503
You chose wrong. You had one chance and you fucked up. Not only that, but you enraged me even more.
Wow.
I'll come at you so fast you won't see it coming from a mile away. Best buckle boy, it'll be a long ride to hell.
>>24312570
Just trying to give you a chance to learn Italian, fag. Instead I'll give you a hygiene lesson: wring out your pussy lips after your dad nuts in there, you're dripping his semen into your underpants. Your entire crotch is a disaster.
>>24312767
This would be true if vaginas were horizontal.
>>24312802
Vaginas are horizontal. I challenge you to find me one freak with a vertical vagina.
>>24312831
*lifts up skirtsu * uguu~
>>24312863
that was the most unattractive unveiling of a vagina i've ever experienced. and it didn't even have the benefit of having to look at a disgusting vagina.
>>24310437
Hey friends op here. The lasagne was delicious, and look! There's still some left, Who wants the last slice?
>>24310437
>lasagne
>not pizza
What's wrong with you?
Tbh senpai I do lasagna 3x a week. I'm just so in love with Lasagna it consumes my entire spirit.
Never take pics cuz I see it pretty often but here, close pic.
Can post my custom recipe if ya want
>>24310437
Garfielf u fat cat
Do you use bechamel sauce or ricotta?
>>24310617
please leave, writer for cracked.com.
