>go grocery shopping
>black guy holds the door open for me
>say thank you but think to myself "THANKS A LOT, NIGGER MUAHAHAHAHA"
>waiting for monorail-esque public transportation at uni
>finally arrives
>all the brown people pile in but still room for me
>hang back and wait for the next one in case one of them decides to allahu akbar
>doo doo is brown
>never wipe my anus because i don't shake hands with anything brown
>sexing my wife
>my tiny white boy wee wee cannot pleasure her
>use craigslist to find powerful alpha male ebony bull
> gf gets pleasured and I get memories for the spank bank
>win win
>have to doo doo
>don't poo in the loo
just stop this shit
>walking in public
>white girl with her boyfriend checks me out up and down the street
>give her the finger cause she's a disloyal hoe
>sitting in cafeteria
>black table next to me is being loud
>think to myself I could've legally owned those people over 150 years ago
>>24309584
>look like I don't poo in the loo
>I do
>>24309643
u mad Uncle Ben?
>>24309699
Utterly fiendish
>>24309699
Can someone explain this shit?
Does this mean that you look Indian but you aren't?
>>24309732
>no one helps me out by explaining the poo in the loo meme
Absolutely devious.
>>24309819
Some mysteries are best left unsolved.
Life is better with a little bit of spice in it.
>some granny has trouble crossing the street with her groceries
>normies pass by ignoring her
>help
>she's really grateful and happy that a kind young man assisted her
>go back home and into my basement to process the mountain of information brought by this expedition beyond the safety of my arcane reinforced walls
>Laugh at the silly granny who could not see my true nature of absolute evil, something that virtually all women can do by sheer intuition judging by my tfw no gf tribulations
Mwahahahaha! Feels good deceiving people.
