What is the female equivalent of having a 4 inch dick?
A cup breasts? Flat ass? Zero curves?
but some guys like DFC
who the fuck likes a small dick?
>>24309426
They're out there.
>>24309408
Being top heavy. Guys will still fuck them, but only the one's who can't do better.
>>24309451
but girls wont fuck a guy with a 4 inch dick unless its thick as all fuck or he has money
>>24309408
Having a 4 inch clit.
>>24309458
That's not true. I know plenty of girl who want a guy with a 4 inch dick. Of course they enjoy pegging them. Sex is sex.
>>24309426
some girls are born with tiny tiny cunts or their pussys are so right anything thicker than a straw makes sex very painful
>>24309408
Weird looking tits. Trust me bro.
>>24309520
so tight* fucking Freudian slip
>>24309532
Examples?
>>24309408
Being apple-shaped. I've met so many girls who not only are apple-shaped but also taller than usual with masculine jaws. They're shaped like fucking football players. Sucks for them.
>>24309408
>What is the female equivalent of having a 4 inch dick?
Actually being a man.
>>24309667
http://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php
Feast your eyes son
Most are normal-looking but there's definitely a handful of genetically fucked ones.
A terrible personality
>>24309408
Weird tiddies, special bonus if it's visible through clothing, like Death Valley level apart tiddies.
>>24309723
holy fuck some of those are literally disgusting
Some girls have naturally smelly vaginas that cleaning doesn't fix
>>24309408
A roastie.
It's pretty amazing how butthurt they get over it.
>>24309408
puffy vagina OP, puffy vagina.
>>24309842
Yeah, I would say this, but it's so fucking taboo to criticize women in any way, so you will never get away with it, even if you tell her in private, she'll tell every single other fucking person both of you know.
You might get away with it talking about it with another guy.
But also, I think roasties are more common than 4 inch dicks.
An almost nothing wrong with a woman makes her entirely unwanted.
>>24309408
a gay butt
Small tits. Trust me, you might get guys who fawn over DFC online but in real life all guys want are big boobs
A roastie
Under 4 inches there's no equivalent though.
>>24309706
Well if they lost the fucking weight they'd be fine.
>>24309723
I have never been so proud of my tiddies
>>24309915
Doesn't really compare, the small tits has no bearing on the mechanical action of sex itself, a small 3 inch with pinky girth is fucking worse as it cannot provide its function sexually.
>>24310024
>Doesn't really compare, the small tits has no bearing on the mechanical action of sex itself
Girls with small tits don't even have as many opportunities for sex though. At least with a small dick the girl doesn't know until last minute. With small boobs you don't even get propositioned for sex because it's so obvious
>>24309842
Guys are being reeducated to think roasties are an okay, or even good, thing. Microdicks get no such treatment.
>>24309408
M A K I
or Diety now, whatever youre calling yourself
>>24309408
being dead.
>>24309408
Completely flat ass. One that looks like it's caved in.
>>24310066
>With small boobs you don't even get propositioned for sex
how could anyone outside a high/middle school actually believe this shit
>>24310066
Not entirely obvious, especially when there specific bras and the like. There are guys who have been turned down even once they got into the act, and if that is in an environment where it can spread, then yes his name will get tarnished.
Regardless, when a guy likes a girl, he looks at her physically all around. Hips, legs, ass, and of course face. Big ass knockers isn't the golden key in the way you think it is, all of the sluttiest cuntbags I have come across have had smaller titties.
Men don't sit around making jokes about small tits, and talking about how they don''t want girls with small tits because they are "less of a woman" it just never fucking happens outside of the chestlet jokes.
>>24310178
I meant to add
the chestlet jokes here on r9k*
>>24309485
sounds perfect lad
>>24310178
This. Guys never make fun of girls with small tits. It doesn't happen. Fat girls yes, but not skinny or average girls with small tits.
A pancake ass is infinitely worse than small tits.
>>24309952
That's what I was thinking. Her thighs aren't big so she could actually work out if she wants thicker ones. Her stomach is huge so she could actually diet and exercise if she wanted to lose it.
She has multiple necks because some of the fat went to her face.
YOU CAN FUCKING FIX THESE
>>24309723
If this is what normal tits look like I don't want a gf anymore.
>>24310256
>necks
or chins. I guess both work
>>24309408
poor facial aesthetics
stds
not much else really, women have it really good
>>24309510
>I know plenty of girl who want a guy with a 4 inch dick
Telling lies wont help prove your point anon.
>>24309458
>I base my knowledge of girls on 4chan posts: the post
After a certain size, your dick just hurts girls.
>>24309408
4 inch clit
>>24310066
>Girls with small tits don't even have as many opportunities for sex though
50 times a day instead of 60?
>>24310310
A girl would rather a dick that she has to get used to, than a penis that doesn't fill her up. Don't lie.
>>24310066
>Girls with small tits don't even have as many opportunities for sex though
What the fuck? This is beyond wrong.
There is none. Dicks are for pleasure, entirely. A women without a big dick fetish can still like a big dick, but a 4-inch could never pleasure her. On the other hand, no matter how loose her cunt is a guy will always get off. A man with a small dick is no man at all.
>>24309408
Make up - you think they've got something going until they wash their face.
>>24310357
You're a big dick (as well as a faggot)!
>>24310357
>no matter how loose her cunt is a guy will always get off.
Not true.
>>24310338
This. Even had an ex that shot down a creep in a bar by saying "I really don't enjoy sex unless I'm filled up, it just kinda tickles otherwise and it's boring".
I have a large dick. At least I got that and I get plenty of sex.
Men find 80% of women hot or at least fuckable.
Out there are thousands, maybe MILLIONS of men with fetishes for what you consider flaws.
>looking average
At least for me, half the lesbian population is looking for some tumblrina with technicolor hair wearing hipstery trash or they're looking for a super butch roastie
>no possible sexual partners even notice me
>tfw a cups
>tfw no hips
>tfw flat butt
>tfw innie
>tfw look at myself and i look like a prepubecebt girl
>>24310790
I swear I've seen pictures of you where it looked like you had pretty big boobs and wide hips
>>24309408
>A cup breasts? Flat ass? Zero curves?
All those. Especially if she has a butter face. A guy could be cute, but have a small cock. A chick could have a nice body, but an ugly face.
To answer the question, one must take into account that nobody knows your dicksize untill you already are naked with the chick.
Small ass/boobs etc. are also detrimental for positive self-perception, but the effect of how it changes physical attractiveness isn't compatible.
Also, if you fall for the memes and get caught up in something silly like dick angst, you should spend less time here. Big dick is better than small dick and more satisfying for a girl, but she won't hate or dump you because of that alone.
>>24309408
flat ass. small tits can be sexy, flat asses are garbage.
>>24309408
R O A S T I E
big fat nasty meat flaps OP.
>>24311523
>Big dick is better than small dick and more satisfying for a girl, but she won't hate or dump you because of that alone.
exactly. if you're pretty cute, hygienic, keep yourself fit, funny/have a good personality, then she's not gonna care that much unless she's a size queen, which most girls aren't
>>24311571
>small tits can be sexy
not true unless the girl is short
>>24311577
>not true unless the girl is short
short girls are the most attractive anyway
>>24309706
baka low test baka
>>24310405
yeah I had a gay friend flop around on top of me for a half hour when he was trying to cure himself
Is 5.5 inches too small to fill up?
The correct answer is roastie, in that you'd only know it if they got naked. I'd also have to be loose too, because in addition to looking awful, the small penis also doesn't satisfy.
>>24312785
depends on your girth
Girls with dicks
>>24309408
A flat ass cannot be forgiven
A cups are fine because they won't be saggy tits
Having a really small clit, obviously
>>24309458
Uh...yes...they will. Despite what you guys think, the majority of men on the planet(including chad) are average or bellow average, most women can deal with a guy with a small cock if he gets them off in other ways(Orally, etc)
>>24309723
I have the fifth girl's tits, if not worse. Don't know why the fuck, I've never been fat or anything, they just grew this way. Feelsbad.
