>School inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit.
Uni feels.
Have a test in my environmental science class-- have to study a week and a half of material today. Not ready at all. Nervous. Want this week to be over, and it's only Monday.
>2.3 GPA
Just fuck my shit up desu senpai
>>24309337
>like a dog inspires a rabbit.
Good choice of words.
Education is knowledge plus fear.
>>24309392
CAN YOU SAVE
CAN YOU SAVE MY
CAN YOU SAVE MY HEAVY DIRTY GRADES
>have assignments that were due back in october sitting in my cabinet
>told myself i'd d them today
>sat on 4chan
>"ah i'll do them at 11
>11:14
>still on 4chan
i hate school so much
>>24309392
>2.3
Try 1.4 you fucking normal
Exam tommorow, 2 weeks behind on lectures and still need to do revision
Fuck calculus t b h f a m
>>24309429
Why is it such a fucking grind fest? Why are our entire futures and careers so contingent on this one little portion of our lives? I feel like I'm under the gun at all times-- fuck I'm paying for this, why am I looked down upon if I say I need to take things at a slower pace?
>test tomorrow
>"I'll study all day!"
>morning
>"I'll start at 9"
>10 already
>push studying for 11 but at the last second push it further to 12
Idk how the fuck I survived like this for so long
>7 weeks into final year
>barely touched any work
I'm so fucked. Every time I try and catch up I panic because of the amount of work I have to do and then just procrastinate more.
>>24309610
Dropped out of half of my classes.
On academic probation.
Still fucking the donkey in my other classes.
Am overcome with the urge to shove a pencil up my urethra to distract myself from the pain of my shame and self-hatred.
>>24309337
I'm with you familia, got an exam in business law and ethics and need to learn the same amount of material. About to get started. You can do this.
>in class
>"excuse me, professor, may i go to the bathroom?"
>"be quick, anon"
>go to bathroom
>rub out a quick one
>go back to class
>"oops, i think i left my pen in there"
>"Why'd you take a pen in there, anon"
>"i 'unno"
>"well hurry up, get it and come back"
>go back to bathroom
>rub out another one
>go back to class
>class ends
>before going back to dorm, stop at the bathroom and rub out another one
my masturbation problem has reached new heights
>>24309583
It's simple. Entertainment.
Not for you. Entertainment for them. Look closely at the professors, the deans, the administrators. See the grins on their faces. Listen closely. Hear the laughter, the shrieking laughter.
Watch how they watch you. Watch how their eyes follow you, wide, hungry. Watch the twinge at the corners of their mouths when you slip up. Watch them watch you closer, delighting in your every discomfort.
You pay them for this.
>>24309439
FOR MEE-EE-EE-EEE
>>24309697
Be careful, senpai.
I used to be that hardcore, but it gave me ED.
Physiologically nothing is specifically wrong, it's all mental. I can only get it up alone watching porn or fantasizing.Been with a couple of girls. When soft inside them on both occasions. Worst feeling, destroys any semblance of self-worth you may have.
Only 2 and a half years until med school is finished
and after I'm in even deeper shit
why did I do this to me
>>24309722
Why would they do that?
Are you proposing the bedrock of higher education isn't founded in bettering the world through the exchange of knowledge and ideas, but rather systematically abusing adults who are seeking education to better their lives?
To what end? They just want to take your money and hurt us? What's their motivation for hurting us?
Why?
>>24309816
becoming a doc is worth it though, once you retire in your early 40's you'll have lived the good life with all that cash
>>24309337
Bumpity bump bump motherfuckers
>will (hopefully) pass Calculus 1 barely
>tfw not sure what I will do in Calc 2 in next semester
Why can't I just study bio and chemistry, if I wanted math I would've went to engineering or physics..FUCK.How do you math wizards do this.
>>24309337
>tf just took my ensci exam
I think it went relatively well, where you at guy?
>>24310131
>failed math first semester
>failing math second semester
its all because i have like 20 assignments i haven turned in, let alone finished
I am also deeply concerned
>>24310131
uni and everything about it is hard work
hard, hard fucking work
you have to autistically stay for hours and hours to study if you want good grades
doesn't help that you feel lonely all the fucking time, at least chad gets his dick sucked and gets too cuddle and keep his motivation, you have to work while knowing you won;t get any satisfaction or any achievement in the long run
"wahh college is so hard"
"i only have 3 classes a week but wahh"
Fuck you cunts, high school on the other hand, is hell, college? Easy style. why do you think so many chad idiots go there, have a good time, and still end up graduating?
>>24310182
And in the end you aren't guaranteed a job.
>>24310131
>tfw struggling with a weak STEM major
Can't even do well majoring in forestry.
This world will be the end of me.
>>24310182
>at least chad gets his dick sucked and gets too cuddle and keep his motivation,
Yep, not having someone to hold at the end of a long day is really fucking hard. It just makes it all seem pointless and slowly you lose all motivation. What's the point?
>>24309880
Why? Because the greatest pleasure for any human being is causing pain to another.
Education wasn't founded on this principle, but over time it got corrupted. Watching us suffer is their hedonism, their decadence. They writhe in pleasure and shriek with laughter.
>>24310249
>forestry
Sounds comfy I wanted to enroll into forestry
>>24310318
It's comfy AF if you're not an idiot who skips class all the time.
>>24310160
In the pits of hell.
I missed 4 lectures and 2 labs.
So basically 6 chapters of material must be absorbed today.
And I have to work a miracle for my lab notebook.
Also >>24310249
I feel your pain.
>>24310249
>you will never spend you life just taking walks in the forest as a lone ranger and scolding normies for disturbing nature
wish I did not have overachieving parents that would let me get this kind of comfy job
>>24309480
I usually just don't sleep until everything is done.
>>24310367
You can even do that without a degree, but it will be utter wage-kekery.
Higher up positions in the Forestry Service and USGS at least provide a livable salary. You just have to survive college first.
>>24310480
Do it man for the goat tier robot job
>>24310461
Depriving the body of basic needs--
Utilizing survival instincts to ignite the drive to study.
I should try this. Hopefully my reasoning won't get too clouded.
>>24310528
you either make it or break yourself.
It did work well the past year for me.
I mostly used it for Lab reorts and homework.
>>24310131
>anything less than 3.8's in your math classes
Enjoy no grad school
>>24310961
>implying im american
What does forestry entail? The name sounds interesting enough.
>>24310977
I'm sorry. I didn't know you were European or Canadian and as such don't have any good colleges or grad schools, and what you do have have incredibly low standards.
>>24311018
>american
>education
kek
>>24311050
I guess that's why Americans have the best colleges in the world
And why for high school an A grade in America is 90+% and in Britain it's 70+%
>>24311092
You might have a couple top tier unis but the majority of your population is much worse compared to average European.
Pro tip:most people are average and average people rule the countries
>>24311135
>y-y-you guys may have the best but it doesn't matter because they're not all the best!
Be sure to work hard for that 71% anon! You said you'd get all A's this semester!
>>24309583
Work is just as bad. I thought school was giving me anxiety and that working would be better. It's not. Life just sucks.
Who where /has a senpai/ ???
>tfw i would have loved to study liberal arts if it was actually about studying shakspear, liberal writers and philosophers etc...
can someone explain to me why unis turned into this gathering of sjws
>>24311435
Shakespeare*
durr
>>24309640
Same,I'm a fucking retard who can't do calculus 1.yes ONE.hanging myself soon otherwise I have retake in the summer or drop computer engineering
>>24310131
>>24310166
I know that feel all to well this semester.just calculus my shit up family
>>24313190
Fuck man I'm sorry
I hope things work out for the best for us.
OP reporting in.
Class in a little over an hour.
About to push through as much material as possible and throw together a lab notebook.
I have 60 minutes. 3 focus pills. 3 pencils.
I will do the impossible, because I must. Failure is not an option.
I'm gonna make it. At least for today.
Wish me luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=7v1qy1_F41A
>>24313685
Do your best fellow leaf shinobi.show the hokages your true power
How do I stop being bad at math senpai?I want to live up to the engineering meme
>tfw have F in all classes
Don't worry, I'll become an hero and fix it with that gun I'm getting soon.
>>24313861
No way,did you not do work at all,I'm doing fine in my other course but one is killing me.would you guys switch majors cause of one class? ?
>>24313685
>focus pills
JUST
>>24314080
this
failed math first semester, failing it now, on the second semester too
Well guys. I just took today off from uni to do work and guess what?
I DID NOTHING. FINAL YER AND I DID NOTHING.
Looks like I'll be taking tomorrow off too then.
>>24311092
How much do you need to pass at all?
It's 70% here.
>Was planning on skipping day of English presentations because terrible public speaker
>Required to hand in final paper on last day, the same day as the last presentations
>Going alphabetically, my last name starts with W, so guaranteed to have to present on that day if I want to hand in the paper
>Just found out a public speaking class is required for literally every major at my campus too
>Know for a fact I'll have 0 activities on my future resume with poor-average grades
Remind me why I went into STEM if they still make you do this highschool busywork nonsense. I just want to get my degree and get an average tier geology job to afford a life of distractions. I'll probably drop out and join the military.
I'm an 18 year old high school senior with a 3.2 GPA. Am I fucked when I get to college?
>>24315476
I got accepted to numerous places like WVU and Temple with a 2.9 and no activities, you're probably fine.
>>24315476
Don't be like me and get fucked hard first semester
>wanted to get lots of shit done today
>8 straight hours of reading a monograph worth of articles written by pretentious cultural anthropologists who repeat themselves every six seconds
The discursivity of enclosed spaces which bind people to the empowerment of their own "space-negotiation" is itself enclosed in spaces not of its own making but of their own, which in turn bounds and reifies the interpenetration of the dichotomy between space vs. nature in problematizing the distinction between materia land capital elements of landscape, elements which themselves reify their own discursivity in the plsHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SSSSHHHHHUT THE FFFUCKKKKKK UPPPPPP
>>24310240
>3 classes a week
I have roughly 30 hours of classes per week, with each hour being actually only 45 minutes, so it's more like 22 hours.
Plus homework, projects, etc.
It's actually a similar amount of hours as I had at high school, but the difference is that half of the classes at high school are just wasting time, i.e. running around in PE, and listening to the teacher ramble during [mother tongue] class and [secondary language] class.
Quite different than having the same amount of hours but cocentrating entirely on a STEM subject
>tfw classes are easy but you skip and don't do the work
>tfw still get a B anyways even tho it's shit for your gpa
oh well. I like working on my game instead anyways
