I'll start.
>Doing captcha on 4chan
>check box that says "I'm not a robot"
>am actually robot
OVERUSED JOKE ALERT
>posting original content
>it's not actuallt original
>>24308876
This. OP should shut his unoriginal shit eating mouth
>>24308858
>give robot positive advice to help them succeed and wish them well
>i don't wish them well
>>24308858
I can't think of any mischief I did today
>tfw mischief threads now consist solely of the same overused jokes
>qt cashier tells me to have a good day
>I actually have a good day
>still use the story for mischief threads
>girl asks if she looks fat in something
>say yes
>>24308994
In OPs defense, this is the first time I've seen it as a mischief thread, it's usually it's own thread with a screen cap of the "i'm not a robot" thing
>interview new candidate
>tell him I'll be in touch
>don't be in touch
/workplacemischief/
>play vidya
>get called cheater
>star cheating shortly after to shut their whore casual mouth
>give advice in the feels and frog pub threads
>tell retards and trannies to kill themselves in the others
>game says press start to continue
>i press x
>>24309235
devilish desu senpai
>person asks what time is it
>pull up my iphone
>the minute digit just changed
>tell her the wrong time
>>24309235
>playing video games
Found the autist
>lecturer asks to pay attention
>don't
>>24308858
>supposed to write /mischief/
>write /mischeif/
OP YOU A SAVAGE
>play fallout 4 for the first time
>character creator
>click accept on default guy
>have a class
>skip it
take that, my "future"
>pray for paris
>actually am atheist
>teacher tells us to make a 100 words essay
>i make 101 words essay
>tell a sissy cross dressing twink I'm straight
>be gay
>tfw been hoarding garbage for about 2 weeks
>tfw tomorrow going to fill up all the neighbor's trash bins right before the trucks come to pick it up so there will be no space left
hahaha they are going to have to hold on to their stinky garbage
>>24309134
I got an extremely angry long-winded letter once from a candidate for doing this. We hadn't even completed the hiring process yet. I wish I had it saved but it was on my work account.
>go through shenanigans of purposely choosing captcha pictures incorrectly 10-12 times so Google self driving cars will one day think street signs are pizzas
>>24308858
>Hold extremely radical views
>Sympathise with terrorists
>State spends tens of thousands of dollars monitering me
>My life consists of staying inside almost every day shitposting.
>>24309996
>neighbors just leave the trash next to the bins...
>have any more questions for me?
>no
i actually had another question
>>24313223
>tfw bf wouldn't go pumpkin smashing with me
>post RLM threads on /tv/
>Going to bed
>Mum shouts 'good night!'
>My night was actually plagued by nightmares
>>24308858
>someone ironically tells me to 'fuck off back to reddit'
>actually close out of the 4chan tab, type 'reddit.com' and start browsing reddit for the rest of the day
You bore me. Try harder. I want to be ENTERTAINED!
