this is the last text message i received
i dont know anyone called ryan
i dont know what i expect anyone to do with this information it just made me feel sad and i thought id share
feels thread i guess
Lead him on and see if you can get his dick pics
>last text message i received
>A year ago
>Original Content
>>24306736
this is a screenshot containing a timestamp
>>24306803
you could have replied
"you're a great guy, Ryan"
>>24306823
I think i thought that would be weird
>>24306713
Wait till 25/12/2025, then reply same to you.
>>24306850
why would i wish a merry christmas to someone i dont know, that seems disingenuous
how am i to know theyll be alive in 10 years anyway, they might already be dead
>>24306842
assuming they didn't know you and it was a wrong number, it could have made a random stranger happy
>>24306905
>why would i wish a merry christmas
why would you even get out of bed in the morning, Anon. I shouldn't bother any more. Just stay there and sleep.
i feel it necessary to inquire if only out of a perhaps unwarranted sense of obligation to the thread
i believe this means that it will send once i have gained a signal
sorry for being a bad op i do not post often
>>24306996
Swap 'are you dead' with 'Wanna be friends?'
Outside chance, but it might be the catalyst for a new life for you with Ryan.
>>24307034
>>24307042
Shit
Well anyway do it if he replies
>that feel when my name is Ryan
>check my phone
>no new texts
>>24307051
the signal is not so good where i live but it does improve at times it makes watching television an arduous task to be certain
i trust that it will not take long however
>>24307139
if Ryan is also an autistic r9kposter, you may possible make a friend for life with that message.
whilst we are waiting for those to send i would like if we could have a feels thread if its not too much trouble, i will provide an update once the process is complete
perhaps today i will have a friend, thank you /r9k/ for convincing me to extend an offer of friendship to ryan perhaps what began a sad day shall end a joyous one
>>24307208
you seem like a nice guy, op, i'd be your friend
>>24307126
ryan is a good name i think, it seems sturdy and trustworthy though not averse to having fun it sounds not unlike the word lion though this may well be simple coincidence i choose to believe it an intentional decision on the part of the namer
is ryan shorthand for anything i wonder
>>24307273
Nah dude Ryan is just Ryan.
>>24307256
thank you i do not have many friends though i am always willing to make some though i feel uncomfortable with sharing my personal information online which makes the process of acquiring new friends near impossible due to my aversion to communicating with others in person
this causes a dilemma which thankfully due to the wisdom and kindness of those in this thread i have been able to circumvent entirely
Where do you live OP and what is your ethnicity?
>>24307334
you do indeed sound like a really genuine and nice person, OP. I hope you find a friend.
I kind of wish I was Ryan now...
>>24307344
i had been born in california though i was raised by my mother and my grandparents in derbyshire england
>>24307363
Don't.
Being Ryan sucks.
>>24307399
Plus hes dead. wrapped his porche around a tree going 180
>hear the sound of my phone receiving a text
>wonder who it is since nobody texts me
>check text
>its from dominos about a 2 for 1 special
fuck
i must apologise for my lack of attentiveness, the messages have been sent and i eagerly await a response
i had briefly considered their deletion but i felt best to remain resolute in my efforts to initiate a friendship i am hopeful though i anticipate a negative response or indeed no response at all though in such an event i shant feel at all upset because i know that there is always somewhere i might go to find kindness in the most unlikely of places, thank you again /r9k/
i shall be more attentive from this point forwards and shall alert you to a response as soon as i have one
