>tfw Chad will never impregnate me
why live
>>24306645
Chad here, post contact info and I'll impregnate you.
DESU it's your fault for not looking like that cute girl right there.
>>24306924
Why does she get Chad and I don't?
>>24306958
Ladies, ladies. I'd be more than happy to impregnate both of you, there's no need to fight over it.
>>24306645
This is the reason cuntbots should fuck off
Being a woman it's only right to choose the best to breed with. We don't want inferior but nice genetics.
>>24306645
You'll have to get a uterus first dude.
>>24306981
>agreeing to have sex with potential hamplanets
>he thinks hes chad
I've got news for you loser
>>24307298
thats why you sleep with addicts, convicts, all sort of ppl having this or that disease, allergic limp wristed fags, roid ridden retards who die in heartattacks at 20 and so on...
then give birth to barely functional babies
yea sure as hell "chad" is a biologically superior
or you are just a retarded shallow whore :)
>>24307655
Pic related
It's u
>>24307679
im fit, tall and blonde, never had a hat of any sorts
but keep memeing shitstain :)
>>24307692
>he has never owned a hat
kek
>>24307692
That's nice anon. How much money did you spend on this second life character you're describing?
well if he cant impregnate you, impregnate him
>>24306645
How about being impregnated by Tyrone?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/teenage-girl-shot-head-after-6833120
pic related is from the girls facebook
>>24307718
Pretty good impersonation of 'female humor'.
>>24307729
I really should've phrased it as "mommy's money", I forgot that you're a NEET
>>24307765
>"mommy's money"
that's my fetish as a NEET
>>24307556
>Beta mad that he could never say that with a straight face