Had a great night
>have roommate who is from Japan
>Japanese roommate gets a weeaboo girlfriend
>she is unusually attractive for a weeaboo, with nice large tits and blonde hair
>she sometimes sneaks in and stays in the roommates room all night, heard them fucking once and it was short
>he have her a key
>roommate takes a trip back home during Christmas break
>his girlfriend lets herself in asking to hang out
>long story short we share drinks and weed
>she starts to rub my cock
>I'm 7 and thick, can tell she is impressed
>she tells me she hasn't has an orgasm in months
>tell her I can change that
>she sucks my cock on the couch, and I put her on her back on roommates bed
>fuck the shit out of her for almost an hour, she orgasmed 7 times
>she asks me to hold her while staying inside and cuddling
>tells me I'm so much better than my roommate
Do you think its wrong of me? we still fuck on the side and they're engaged now.
can you not
sage
>>24302752
To be honest I get kind of a thrill keking him, he is kind of a dick and tried to rub having a gf in my face.
One time I got her to trash talk him and it was so good.
>>24302752
>>24302778
Enjoy it, but realize that you can't kek people forever. At some point you have to find a real gf.
I'm going through the "Wow, I guess I can't just kek people forever" phase right now.
>>24302752
>weed
/r9k/ was right along about the red flags.
>>24302846
/r9k/ is the /pol/ for relationships.
People think we're fucking crazy, and for a lot of things we might be, but we're also right about a lot of stuff too and freely hand out red pills to anyone that will take them.
>>24302814
I don't know man, as long as I have some pussy and my vidya games I'll be fine
>>24302870
>but we're also right about a lot of stuff too
>>24302874
>as long as I have some pussy and my vidya games I'll be fine
No, that shit gets pretty old after a while. You'll see.
I mean, I wish it wasn't so, but it is. Time is a cruel mistress.
>>24302752
Nah its not wrong of you because it didn't really happen
>>24302870
/pol/ is a collection of retards who have no idea what they're talking about.
So is /r9k/.
>>24302870
>>24302968
unfortunately I have to type a comment instead of leaving it blank
>>24302968
Pol is right, youre just an autistic liberal/leftist
>>24302752
You lost me at "7 and impressed"
Idk how you can browse this site and be that sheltered of a dicklet.
>>24303026
Anything above 7 is like .00010 of the population, its far more likely 7 was the biggest she has ever seen
>>24302986
No I have actually studied academic politics before, and everyone from /pol/ I have seen talk about politics clearly has no idea what they're talking about.
Which has then lead me to believe that everyone who browses /pol/ is a fucking retard.
>>24303099
I also studied academic politics and international relations and while I'd say the majority of pol is pleb, they're on the right track. Fascism is the only answer.
>>24303086
wew lad, I'm 7 but let's be honest here. We're the top 10% of the population, not the top .01%
>>24303086
[citation needed]
Nice one, you're a virgin and a retard.
>>24303145
I think the numbers showed were the top 1-5% and 6 was the top 5-35% and the majority was around 5.5 or 5. Her boyfriend she told me was only 3 or 4.
>>24302778
>he's a dick so I'm aloud to be an even bigger dick
stop trying to get validation from virgins on the internet, you know what you're doing is fucked up and stupid. saged btw.
7 master race reporting in.Apparently this comment was not original
>>24303166
Youre a retard, look into statistical analysis
The survays show that 80% of guys are around 5 inches
>>24303136
Frankly I don't belive you, when I studied political ideology it became painfully clear to me that /pol/ is so ignorant they don't even understand the distinctions between the sub divions of each political ideology, the origin of political policy or even the current political system.
/pol/ is just a bunch of metal listening 16 year old edgesters thinking they're smart when they just repeat eachothers nonsense like parrots.
Anybody who actually knew what they were talking about would find that place unbearable.
But the worst thing is how people from /pol/ spill out of their containment board and shit up everything they can.
in b4 AMWF
I still miss old /r9k/ before all the normies and spammers
Got any pics of her tits?
>>24302752
>I'm 7 and thick
underage b&
>>24303221
There will always be patricians and plebs. There are some intelligent people on pol
The patricians actually understand history and ideology. Most of the intelligent polsters are cross posters with his
>>24303212
if that were the case then regular sized condoms would be too big for 80% of guys
surveys are skewed, I sucked enough dicks to safely say that the average is something like 6.5 to 7
>>24303291
Thats anecdotal
Maybe 5 inch guys don't get sucked off because they're ashamed
>>24303291
>if that were the case then regular sized condoms would be too big for 80% of guys
Condoms are fucking huge dude.
>>24303272
As much as I hate to say it, most of the smart, productive people do their shit on other/pol/. Still, 4chan /pol/ has the numbers that are needed for shit to actually get done. /pol/ is actually starting to gain some widespread influence and a lot of people aren't happy about that.
Sure, there are retards but the keks are hearty.
>>24303380
>condoms are huge
for you ;^)
>>24302874
lolno, good luck with that.
>>24302752
you're an asshole
>>24303026
>>24303145
>>24303179
>>24303212
>>24303291
The only reason these stupid fucking arguments happen is because we haven't even decided how to measure our dicks yet.
I bet OP is talking about 7 inches, measured from the top, standing up, not pushing the ruler in.
While you faggots are talking about 7 inches, from the side, sitting down, pushing the ruler in....yeah one size is big, the other is painfully average.
5.5 inch without pushing ruler in here, I'm the average. 7 inches without pushing ruler in is big
>>24303955
>this blatant 5 incher damage control
Lol wow m80, just wow
>>24303985
keep memeing m8
>>24303221
I'm almost certain people who browse /pol/ do not actually believe the shit they're spewing and it's all a ruse where they try to constantly one-up each other.
Just like how /r9k/ is actually filled with people who have normal social lives and pretend to be virgins on the internet
>>24302752
7,1 reporting in, my lover having 6-7 orgasms every night.
>>24304096
>>24303999
>>24303985
>>24303955
>all these faggots getting butthurt over dicksize yet no one is posting in >>24303744
you fucking fags disgust me
>>24302752
Why would you make this up OP?
Its not even a good story, nobody even walked the dinosaur
I am disappoint
>>24304181
>gets called out for having a 5 inch penis
>relentlessly samefags in a vain attempt to derail the thread
Damn it feels good to have a huge dick.
